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Politics / Re: President-Elect Bola Tinubu Officially Handed Baton Of Service (Photo) by demelza: 6:02pm On May 25, 2023
LesbianBoy:
I just dey pity the mental health of SANE Nigerians. Because omo, the rascality, impunity and hate going on in that Nigeria now eh. It has never been this bad. shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

Someone that did not win and did not even meet some major requirements is about to become president by force, yet there are people thinking the country will get better. shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Eight years later, this uncle is still wailing even as Bubu is going home shocked shocked

Damn!
Family / Re: My Wife Kept Kids Hungry And Travelled To See Mum by demelza: 9:29am On Dec 24, 2021
See the way you wrote about your kids as if they are a nuisance fathered by another man.
You can't even take care of them.
You think fatherhood is all about bringing money.
Body go tell you in old age.

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Family / Re: Wife To Husband; Yes I Slept With Another Man. What Should He Do? by demelza: 9:40am On Dec 23, 2021
Lemme guess...

After sleeping around and getting erectile dysfunction, oga looked for a fagin because sHe wIlL nOt bE aBlE tO tElL tHe dIfFeReNce. Okwaya? grin
That's why he is forming gentleman and looking for advice, when we all know what a normal Nigerian man would do in such situations. grin grin grin

See how my gender is looking elsewhere for virile kini because she carried her tear-rubber self and join with brostitute that have spent all his energy on other women. Kai, I cannot imagine all the pains she went through just to see one in this buhari era. Poor woman.

Hopefully, others will learn to leave brostitutes for their female counterparts.

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Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Shines In Blonde Hair by demelza: 10:45pm On Dec 20, 2021
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Health / Re: New COVID Variant B11529: Countries Tighten Border Restrictions by demelza: 10:45pm On Nov 26, 2021
passion007:


You are still forming Africa solidarity grin

Nigeria had better join these nations to ban travel to and from SA before it is too late.
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TV/Movies / Re: Ibinabo Fiberesima To Portray Mary Slessor In An Upcoming Movie by demelza: 7:45pm On Nov 25, 2021
Good for them.
If Hollywood can cast white people in roles meant for Asians and other ethnicities, no reason why we shouldn't do the same.

Besides, Ibinabo is half-white.

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Music/Radio / Re: Need Help Finding This Old Igbo Romance Song by demelza: 4:36pm On May 14, 2021
FergieRaww:


Sorry bringing up this topic again smiley

Pls do you have any idea the name of this track and the artiest behind this vintage Igbo love song

P.s Google wasn't fruitful on my search

Hint of the few words on it - "Daddy mo... ima Kwa love a bukwem e bu" cheesy
Daddy Mo by Ollie Gee
Investment / Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by demelza: 12:19am On Feb 27, 2021
^^
It was in the West I discovered that banking is a privilege.
These banks charge you money to save with them. Not like in Nigeria where banks give you interest, no matter how meagre.

Imagine behemoths like JPMorgan Chase or Wells Fargo fighting to retain business of ordinary citizens. When it is known that over 50% of Americans have less than $1000 as savings as at July 2020. So how do these banks make their billion dollars profits then?

Some of them don't even pretend to have your time. If you don't have a minimum amount you can never cross their threshold.

Capitalism originated from these people. Nigerian banks are still learners; they have not graduated at all.

But yeah, let's keep looking at everything from the West with rose-colored glasses.

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Investment / Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by demelza: 9:43pm On Feb 26, 2021
Banks are not government and charitable organizations. They are here to make money. All these complaints about poor people being tAkEn AdVaNtAgE of should be directed to your government not people that have figured out a way to stay afloat in the brutish system.

Should we all stop living because there are poor people? Even Jesus said the poor will always be among you. Still, if you are uneasy about the whole thing, then do something about it.

Good thing someone here mentioned that the founders of GTB took the bulls by the horn instead of complaining about the system.

Nowadays you don't even need the capital they used at the time. Open your own online bank or loan app and give people loans with zero percent interest. Set a precedent so others will follow instead of displaying grievance at the wrong source.

Change begins with you.

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Business / Re: Article Writers Needed! by demelza: 3:29pm On Dec 31, 2019
Ranchhoddas:
There's this Top.squino dude you just copied verbatim, and you don't want plagiarism grin
At least he made sure to edit the rate. grin grin
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by demelza: 1:33pm On Dec 31, 2019
One smello was shouting that Mercy would be history by Dec 28. Obviously, judging from the latest news, the vision was for her madam.


Kikikikiikikikiiki

I laff in i WiLl MaKe YoU bIgGeR tHan BiG BrOtHer. grin grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Money Becomes Worthless In Venezuela -- Thrown On The Streets by demelza: 11:46pm On Dec 28, 2019
Gforce2015:
A friend of mine resign his banking job and left for Venezuela being one of the oil producing country, he later regretted his decision. Up till now , he's still begging people to eat.
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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by demelza: 11:21am On Dec 27, 2019
nadesh:
lolz.
Fire the creeetins in this thread if you want but leave Gedodo. He's good. kiss
Okay mami. kiss

I just hated the way he treated khafi in the house. But it's not my consign.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by demelza: 11:11am On Dec 27, 2019
*Clicks on mentions

*Sees unfamiliar moniker that is neither nadesh nor Gbegiri

*Does not bother reading post

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by demelza: 10:58am On Dec 27, 2019
I am so happy for Gedoni, that dude has hit jackpot. All he needs to do is hang in there and get his British citizenship.

Since the khafi is a mumu dat can't see when a man is using her. My brother, use her wella. Na Nigerian man you be.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by demelza: 4:25pm On Dec 26, 2019
Heigod!

I only came here to catch up with the housemates minus body odor.

I never expected to love and enjoy the exchanges between nadesh and Gbegiri so much. Their sweet rapport makes me feel like I am rewatching Merike moments. embarassed
They both have me grinning and awwwing every time. embarassed








Merry Christmas to you both grin grin

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by demelza: 4:36pm On Dec 22, 2019
Gbegirisoup:
Go and buy Alibaba everything trasha branded pink lips balm first.

Harmattan dey o.

grin grin grin
See how the lip balms look like something that was packaged in a shrine.

Lemme go wash my eyes on MnM's page.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by demelza: 10:59am On Dec 17, 2019
Heigod!

So if I had supported body odor, this is how I would have been a nuisance, littering spaces with bitterness, and jumping into mentions of people that don't care enough to reply.


Jesus you love me too much ooooo

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by demelza: 10:46pm On Dec 15, 2019
Gbegirisoup2:


Hahahaha!

Na dia way here o.

grin grin
grin grin grin

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by demelza: 10:41pm On Dec 15, 2019
Gbegirisoup2:
Cuppy is a smart ass girl just like her popsy.

She wants to be in the good books of both fan bases.

Okurrr!

I feel you Cuppy and I love you..

But....


Some Touts here are in acidified pains.

grin grin grin grin
See better person here.

Thank you for appearing when you did. Someone was almost dancing in frustration in my mentions but I have no time for bad energy.

E pain dem grin

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by demelza: 10:18pm On Dec 15, 2019
Smellos in my mention grin
Immediately I see their moniker, I don't bother reading their posts. grin

nadesh ignore game on lock

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by demelza: 10:15pm On Dec 15, 2019
Let Sango visit me in the night if I read that yeye drivel.
Go tell dem say u no see me.

I jump am pass grin

nadesh ignore game on lock grin grin

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by demelza: 10:00pm On Dec 15, 2019
But mehn I really love how nadesh, gbegiri, and others just ignored the two smello supporters grin grin
Dat tin kan pain grin grin


More love and happiness updates jare.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by demelza: 9:53pm On Dec 15, 2019
It is only in Nigeria that supposed grown-ups will think a winner will copy a loser.

No wonder the country is in a mess.

No be everybody get sense.

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Romance / Re: Why do women wear Waist Bead? by demelza: 7:08pm On Dec 15, 2019
I'll take the bait.

The aesthetic of waist beads is a major reason I got them. My ancestors wore them, I am just following in their footsteps.

It also helps me with weight control. When the beads are beginning to feel too tight, I know it's a signal for me to watch my portions.

It tickles me silly when men call women who wear them olosho. Such comments really make me laugh and stroke my beads. When a Nigerian man calls you ashawo because of beads, then you are winning.

It's uber sexy. My waist beads glow in the dark, it's really a sight to see. I can't tell you the many things and favors I have finessed from my husband because of it. grin grin grin





*The above is my personal opinion. I am not responsible for how you choose to interpret it.

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Religion / Re: Meet The Man Who Composed Most Songs Sang In Catholic Church In Nigeria by demelza: 7:35pm On Dec 06, 2019
I first heard Thanksgiving and Love on AIT.

When I was old enough to have a phone, I ensured I had that song on my phone.
Very beautiful song.

God bless song smiley
Business / Re: Do You Need Yam,garri And Elubo In Osogbo by demelza: 12:02pm On Nov 29, 2019
If you put your prices here, I'll bet it will save time for you and your customers. Also, it will eliminate people who are not serious about patronizing you.
Just a suggestion.

Goodluck with sales. smiley
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by demelza: 12:28pm On Nov 28, 2019
With this new endorsement for body odor, you guys should expect incoherent rantings from the chief smello of this thread.

She will soon come out of her dustbin to buhahaha everywhere. grin grin

Expecting in 3...2...1

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Romance / Re: Most Single Women In Their 30s Are Damaged Goods by demelza: 5:00pm On Nov 26, 2019
pocohantas:
Naso.

Nigerian men and their sweet U22 FOREIGN wives
You are a terrible person. grin grin

Maigod

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Business / Re: Kindle Money Keyword Research Method $100 Per Day by demelza: 3:56pm On Nov 22, 2019
eliok:
thanks . she wasn't talking to me anyway. I just wanted to let her know not all things are free
Okay. smiley
Family / Re: I Think My Husband Scammed Me by demelza: 11:18am On Nov 22, 2019
Nigerian women be like:

"I discovered he lied about his destination during my first pregnancy. I visited the hospital during my second pregnancy because he was beating me from frustration. He stopped me from getting job. He has another woman who knows everything about my marriage. He has always frustrated all my self-development plans. Am I being scammed? No insults"

Sensible responder:

Aunty watch war room, erect an altar and do 40 days dry fasting with midnight prayers since your destiny is tied to the marriage. Awon I must be Mrs by fire by force.



*Next thread jare*

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Am Tired...someone Should Help Me Before I Kill Myself. by demelza: 10:52am On Nov 22, 2019
ucheuzor1:


I sent you a pm. Please reply so that I can send the cv
Why not send it to the email he posted? undecided

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