₦airaland Forum

LesbianBoy:
I just dey pity the mental health of SANE Nigerians. Because omo, the rascality, impunity and hate going on in that Nigeria now eh. It has never been this bad.

Someone that did not win and did not even meet some major requirements is about to become president by force, yet there are people thinking the country will get better.

Eight years later, this uncle is still wailing even as Bubu is going home

Damn!

See the way you wrote about your kids as if they are a nuisance fathered by another man.
You can't even take care of them.
You think fatherhood is all about bringing money.
Body go tell you in old age.

Lemme guess...

After sleeping around and getting erectile dysfunction, oga looked for a fagin because sHe wIlL nOt bE aBlE tO tElL tHe dIfFeReNce. Okwaya?
That's why he is forming gentleman and looking for advice, when we all know what a normal Nigerian man would do in such situations.

See how my gender is looking elsewhere for virile kini because she carried her tear-rubber self and join with brostitute that have spent all his energy on other women. Kai, I cannot imagine all the pains she went through just to see one in this buhari era. Poor woman.

Hopefully, others will learn to leave brostitutes for their female counterparts.

passion007:
You are still forming Africa solidarity

Nigeria had better join these nations to ban travel to and from SA before it is too late.

Good for them.
If Hollywood can cast white people in roles meant for Asians and other ethnicities, no reason why we shouldn't do the same.

Besides, Ibinabo is half-white.

FergieRaww:
Sorry bringing up this topic again

Pls do you have any idea the name of this track and the artiest behind this vintage Igbo love song

P.s Google wasn't fruitful on my search

Hint of the few words on it - "Daddy mo... ima Kwa love a bukwem e bu"

Daddy Mo by Ollie Gee

^^
It was in the West I discovered that banking is a privilege.
These banks charge you money to save with them. Not like in Nigeria where banks give you interest, no matter how meagre.

Imagine behemoths like JPMorgan Chase or Wells Fargo fighting to retain business of ordinary citizens. When it is known that over 50% of Americans have less than $1000 as savings as at July 2020. So how do these banks make their billion dollars profits then?

Some of them don't even pretend to have your time. If you don't have a minimum amount you can never cross their threshold.

Capitalism originated from these people. Nigerian banks are still learners; they have not graduated at all.

But yeah, let's keep looking at everything from the West with rose-colored glasses.

Banks are not government and charitable organizations. They are here to make money. All these complaints about poor people being tAkEn AdVaNtAgE of should be directed to your government not people that have figured out a way to stay afloat in the brutish system.

Should we all stop living because there are poor people? Even Jesus said the poor will always be among you. Still, if you are uneasy about the whole thing, then do something about it.

Good thing someone here mentioned that the founders of GTB took the bulls by the horn instead of complaining about the system.

Nowadays you don't even need the capital they used at the time. Open your own online bank or loan app and give people loans with zero percent interest. Set a precedent so others will follow instead of displaying grievance at the wrong source.

Change begins with you.

Ranchhoddas:
There's this Top.squino dude you just copied verbatim, and you don't want plagiarism

At least he made sure to edit the rate.

One smello was shouting that Mercy would be history by Dec 28. Obviously, judging from the latest news, the vision was for her madam.


Kikikikiikikikiiki

I laff in i WiLl MaKe YoU bIgGeR tHan BiG BrOtHer.

Gforce2015:
A friend of mine resign his banking job and left for Venezuela being one of the oil producing country, he later regretted his decision. Up till now , he's still begging people to eat.

nadesh:
lolz.
Fire the creeetins in this thread if you want but leave Gedodo. He's good.

Okay mami.

I just hated the way he treated khafi in the house. But it's not my consign.

*Clicks on mentions

*Sees unfamiliar moniker that is neither nadesh nor Gbegiri

*Does not bother reading post

I am so happy for Gedoni, that dude has hit jackpot. All he needs to do is hang in there and get his British citizenship.

Since the khafi is a mumu dat can't see when a man is using her. My brother, use her wella. Na Nigerian man you be.

Heigod!

I only came here to catch up with the housemates minus body odor.

I never expected to love and enjoy the exchanges between nadesh and Gbegiri so much. Their sweet rapport makes me feel like I am rewatching Merike moments.
They both have me grinning and awwwing every time.








Merry Christmas to you both

Gbegirisoup:
Go and buy Alibaba everything trasha branded pink lips balm first.

Harmattan dey o.

See how the lip balms look like something that was packaged in a shrine.

Lemme go wash my eyes on MnM's page.

Heigod!

So if I had supported body odor, this is how I would have been a nuisance, littering spaces with bitterness, and jumping into mentions of people that don't care enough to reply.


Jesus you love me too much ooooo

Gbegirisoup2:
Hahahaha!

Na dia way here o.

Gbegirisoup2:
Cuppy is a smart ass girl just like her popsy.

She wants to be in the good books of both fan bases.

Okurrr!

I feel you Cuppy and I love you..

But....


Some Touts here are in acidified pains.

See better person here.

Thank you for appearing when you did. Someone was almost dancing in frustration in my mentions but I have no time for bad energy.

E pain dem

Smellos in my mention
Immediately I see their moniker, I don't bother reading their posts.

nadesh ignore game on lock

Let Sango visit me in the night if I read that yeye drivel.
Go tell dem say u no see me.

I jump am pass

nadesh ignore game on lock

But mehn I really love how nadesh, gbegiri, and others just ignored the two smello supporters
Dat tin kan pain


More love and happiness updates jare.

It is only in Nigeria that supposed grown-ups will think a winner will copy a loser.

No wonder the country is in a mess.

No be everybody get sense.

I'll take the bait.

The aesthetic of waist beads is a major reason I got them. My ancestors wore them, I am just following in their footsteps.

It also helps me with weight control. When the beads are beginning to feel too tight, I know it's a signal for me to watch my portions.

It tickles me silly when men call women who wear them olosho. Such comments really make me laugh and stroke my beads. When a Nigerian man calls you ashawo because of beads, then you are winning.

It's uber sexy. My waist beads glow in the dark, it's really a sight to see. I can't tell you the many things and favors I have finessed from my husband because of it.





*The above is my personal opinion. I am not responsible for how you choose to interpret it.

I first heard Thanksgiving and Love on AIT.

When I was old enough to have a phone, I ensured I had that song on my phone.
Very beautiful song.

God bless song

If you put your prices here, I'll bet it will save time for you and your customers. Also, it will eliminate people who are not serious about patronizing you.
Just a suggestion.

Goodluck with sales.

With this new endorsement for body odor, you guys should expect incoherent rantings from the chief smello of this thread.

She will soon come out of her dustbin to buhahaha everywhere.

Expecting in 3...2...1

pocohantas:
Naso.

Nigerian men and their sweet U22 FOREIGN wives

You are a terrible person.

Maigod

eliok:
thanks . she wasn't talking to me anyway. I just wanted to let her know not all things are free

Okay.

Nigerian women be like:

"I discovered he lied about his destination during my first pregnancy. I visited the hospital during my second pregnancy because he was beating me from frustration. He stopped me from getting job. He has another woman who knows everything about my marriage. He has always frustrated all my self-development plans. Am I being scammed? No insults"

Sensible responder:

Aunty watch war room, erect an altar and do 40 days dry fasting with midnight prayers since your destiny is tied to the marriage. Awon I must be Mrs by fire by force.



*Next thread jare*

ucheuzor1:
I sent you a pm. Please reply so that I can send the cv

Why not send it to the email he posted?