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Pecuiliar to most Nigerian men. It always surprises me how at ease they feel whipping out their organ and taking a pee without recourse to others. Very bad habit

SimonAndal: _

You don't know my parents. They've been playing chess with my life since Adam. This is their grand move. A kid I'm forced to stay back and take care of when they're gone.

Why are you so particular about their demise? Yeah you said you are being realistic but you are making it sound as if they could both plan to die so as to lock you down firmly. With you being 19, Im figuring your parents are still young and hopefully they have many more years to take care of your baby brother.
Dont you think you are slowly getting paranoid?

SimonAndal: _

When I'm not trolling.


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You couldn't be more wrong. Normally I wouldn't have cared either way, but I feel they're doing it for all the wrong reasons.


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I'm still a kid (yes, I'm playing that card), I don't wanna groom anybody. Not yet, at least. Maybe when I'm 30.

How in the world will your parents leave the baby for you to groom? We arent talking about a dog here. Besides with you about to go find your feet in the world, you will hardly be at home for the supposed "grooming".

Im guessing your parents figured since you are slowly moving out, its time for them to get another responsibility. Quit being selfish and support them even though it may be hard for you, what with you getting all the attention for a long time.
You can start by learning how to change diapers

You are about porting because he doesnt call you every 10s to talk about God knows what? Not every one likes yapping on phone about totally irrelevant ish every goddamn day. Have you ever thought about your guy being reticent, maybe introvertish since he isnt given to small talks?
Your reasons are seriously flawed

idrisjunior: dis is crap... In short, i dey go learn work...

So up till now you still dey dull? Thank God your eyes don open

If this story is true, Mike Adenuga sure has a lot of time on his hands.
He should have refused giving out his daughter in marriage or better still marry her.

Amaaskia: AKWA IBOM ADO OK
Proudly #teamAkwaIBOM
# *catwalks away, shaking ass* :-)

Chai, some Nairalanders will not kee me

Sweetlemon: LOL!
The people there are the same romance section crew. I left there cos I have out grown a lot of things. I would have stayed and said more to make them look foolish for criticizing Dillish when Bev is nothing to be particularly proud of (for example, come to my office and mention Beverly Osu)
I strongly believe that Dillish will survive. I'm just waiting till then before I go back to laugh in their faces.
But for now, opereation vote Dillish is in full force!

Whether or not Bev is nothing to be proud of, she is still our own and we will support her first before anybody from another country.
Monkey no fine.........

The way OP was bashed left, right and center on the official BBA thread ehn.... Those guys are mean .
OP take heart, when Dillish come home on sunday, you can forward your campaign efforts to her. Maybe she will compensate you for those punches.

Chai! Wizkid no get neck.
See as him head just rest on his shoulder.

Good thing she saw the joke in it.

Eeeeewwww!

Pls dont tell me that black bag she is holding is the cause of all this hullabaloo?
What a hideous and ugly bag!

Cant you tell it was done just for a photo op? Is the guy complaining? Na by force to create thread?

So this is the guy that "took away her shame". Congrats

JuicyGee: You see! Slim girls also work, dunno why some Nigerians have dat mentality dat its only fat ppl dat should work out. Some ppl even tink dat any girl dat go 2 de gym will be muscular.

The thing tire person o! Whenever I mention working out, some people will look at me and laugh asking if I want to be a skeleton. Some girls even refuse to work out because they dont want to loose their butt and breastises.

dBard: There definitely must have been an attempt..

Y is ur girl alwys only visiting 'rich' men

Good question. She could be an undercover runs girl

Its Uzoo again. I really liked your pink blazer thread. Rocked one of the ensembles on there and got compliments all through the day to the extent that I wished the day was longer.
Following you wherever you go.

God abeg o!

And Im pretty sure that when the next minister comes in, this policy would be scrapped for another system.
What a waste

The biggest hypocrites are always the loudest critics. Wasnt Nigeria recently listed as one of the countries with the highest number of online gay searches? Yet you see this same people come online and threaten fire and brimstone on those ones who have decided to be open about their sexuality.
Na our way, we know ourselves.

^^Meanie
Op, sure they can if the woman is either a lesbian or doesnt want children.

See him head like box television.