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Family / Re: BAD Parenting:black Lady With Her Baby Twerking In The Bedroom. by demelza: 4:51pm On Oct 22, 2016
kevinberry:
post a video of you dancing with ur own little 1 year old daughter,if you have one
Is that your fetish?

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Family / Re: BAD Parenting:black Lady With Her Baby Twerking In The Bedroom. by demelza: 3:21pm On Oct 22, 2016
Oh please!

Every young girl in Nigeria grew up seeing her mother dance the traditional dance complete with serious waist shaking.

Even when we had nothing to shake, it did not discourage us from joining our mothers in shaking our boney a$$es. grin

This aint bad parenting jare.

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Family / Re: People Please Have Mercy On Me Before I Die by demelza: 10:54am On Oct 15, 2016
Onegai:
The School of Hard Knocks is a great teacher. The way those that cared the most about us lashed us emotional and verbal bulala is what saved us and those people are now the ones cheering us on and guiding us, because they can see how we have grown.
Oh Jesus!
I just enrolled in that school.
I had even made up my mind to cut off contact with the person subjecting me to this bulala thinking its been done out of hate.
And now I see this!
Thank you Madam Onegai

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Religion / Re: Seeing Demons, Angels, Fallen Angels, Spirits.. - Hsp's by demelza: 11:34am On Oct 12, 2016
@anas09
Pls can I send a mail to you?
Literature / Re: Chimamanda Adichie: "Beyonce Didn't Make Me Popular" by demelza: 8:58am On Oct 11, 2016
Shym3xx:


Better chill out cos you're more of a hustler than a great writer, before Queen Bey pulls the plug on ya arse. No black woman survives after going to war with Beyonce lol.

Simple acknowledgement of what Beyoncé did and talking about whatever platform you had before her should suffice. Pride will end up messing up her career with those half-baked books.
Erm... She will survive this one.
The Beyhive got bigger fish to fry, I think they will pass on her.
Politics / Re: DSS Crackdown: Judgements That Landed Judges In Trouble by demelza: 1:56pm On Oct 10, 2016
Ok
Family / Re: Where Is Idowuogbo??? by demelza: 1:34pm On Oct 10, 2016
jashar:
i miss chaircover and i rarely see greatgod2012(hope i'm correct) grin

their posts were/are usually insightful.
Chaircover is now tearoses.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How God Used Nairaland To Get Me This Job After A Lot Of Struggles by demelza: 11:35am On Oct 10, 2016
Reading through this story, all I saw was honesty and integrity.
Thank God there are still people who would do things the right way even when they stand to lose.
Thank you Op.

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Family / Re: He Lost His Job, His Wife Left Him By Joseph edgar by demelza: 1:56pm On Oct 07, 2016
A so-called man allows his wife to be breadwinner for 8 gaddem years?!!!
His only job for 8yrs was waking up to eat afang soup and climbing the woman in the night.
And the poster is happy to brag about it. Instead of hiding this family shame!
Poster your father is what the igbos call efulefu.
God forbid!

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Family / Re: 26 Rules For Preventing Your Housemaid From Snatching Your Husband by demelza: 9:52pm On Sep 29, 2016
This list is for those women who married horsebands with no willpower or self-control.

Op, how about rules for preventing driver from snatching madam?
Those cases are becoming rampant nowadays.
Please look into it.
Crime / Re: Woman Accused Of Witchcraft In Delta Stripped Unclad (Photos) by demelza: 9:31pm On Sep 29, 2016
One more reason to do all I can to get out of this shît-hole.
All the people involved in this barbarity are christians if you ask them.
But is this what Jesus would do?
Business / Re: I Need Help In Upwork by demelza: 8:13am On Sep 28, 2016
I hope Stagger does not see this. grin
Phones / Re: What Is The Best Phone You've Ever Used? by demelza: 7:24am On Sep 28, 2016
Nokia E5.
Had it for 5yrs and its still performing like when I first bought it.
Nokia made a phone jare.
Business / Re: Photos : Dangote’s Children Look Exactly Like Him by demelza: 7:46am On Sep 27, 2016
nwaanambra1:
i can bet my left ball no one has ever opened any of those books on the shelve - they are just decorations to impress oyibo visitors cheesy cheesy grin


black man and books is like cold water and oil - they dont blend! cheesy lipsrsealed
Change the people you move with.
There are blacks whose relationship with books is like bread and butter.
Business / Re: Prices Of Foodstuffs In Bauchi Down By 50% by demelza: 12:26am On Sep 27, 2016
I only see this news online.
It never reflects in the market.
*sigh*

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Business / Re: Nigerians In Diaspora,do You Sometimes Need Someone In Nigeria To Run Errands? by demelza: 6:41pm On Sep 25, 2016
@violam
Go ask this question in the travel section.
Thats where your target audience are.
Politics / Re: Orobosa Sophia Igbinedion Weds Umar Ibrahim Mantu (Photos) by demelza: 10:12am On Sep 25, 2016
JCKA23:
Any pillar home that is build on the pillar of deceit, not love but money and connection can not last.

I pity the girl she,, she doesn't know the agenda of a typical Hausa Muslim from the northern Nigeria...

Quote me and I mean it this will come 2 pass... when he finished her by having 2 to 3 kids that's when d wahala will start... he will force her to either convert to Islam or he will divorce her and get a much younger pretty Muslim girl, and she will never have access to her kids again.....

So in d whole of S/S, S/E, S/W she hasn't seen any good guy to marry na leprous awusa man she see... I pity her sha.

if she was any Muslim from south may be yelloba that she married it would have been good. but for this leprous man I pity her future.
See the way you are almost crying because of someone's wedding. All this long essay on top people wey no send you.
Go and make money my dear.

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Family / Re: Advice Needed. How Do I Move On? by demelza: 8:09pm On Sep 04, 2016
hmmmm.....
Paging tearoses, efemena xy, cococandy, yetseyi, tv01, crackhaus, onegai and the rest of the gurus.


@op, your matter pass me. Maybe these guys wud help u.

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Business / Re: Outsource Online Jobs Here (fiverr,upwork,freelance,pph,truelance,etc) by demelza: 7:33pm On Aug 24, 2016
Sard:
I need two persons to help me write two ebooks. I'll like
to award these books in the next two hours or so
because they are quick orders (not too quick though).
Just quote me here if you're interested and we will take it
from there.
I am interested
Politics / Re: Photos Of Aisha Buhari In Washington DC - Video by demelza: 7:35am On Aug 04, 2016
totorimi:


My friend face the issue and leave typo error, that isn't the point here, we the tax payer need to know where our money is spent. If this trip is for the benefit of us Nigerians then we deserve to know and if it is a private visit then they should not make it public let her just sneak in and sneak out. Zombies can never think rationally it is only one way they reason even in this harsh economic times.
Take your losses like a man and stop decorating the thread with your spit-filled rants.

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Politics / Re: Remi Tinubu Splashes N75 Million To Drag Me Down - Senator Dino Melaye Says by demelza: 8:44am On Jul 19, 2016
WailingWailer00:
Remi's cunt would be so dry from being lashed by an ugly dumbass
You would know.
After all your wife's own is also experiencing the same thing.

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye: “I Would Rather Be With Stella Oduah, A More Robust Woman" - SR by demelza: 10:54am On Jul 14, 2016
kcnwaigbo:


So you did not read the PT report where the arrogant bonga fish threw the first punch by calling him a thug.Now that he has retaliated the coward is now trying to play the feminine card
No wonder they say its the norm for your tribe to greet your parents with a sliding tackle.
I bet you would support him if he says same to your mum. For you and your kinsmen, money is everything.
LOL @ thinking he complimented Stella Oduah. The pig also insulted her seeing her as nothing more than a hole to drill.
But of course you can't reason.
Keep justifying attack on women after all na dog born you.
Politics / Re: Nigeria has finished me!! by demelza: 11:52pm On Jul 09, 2016
Tobitrueman:

Good evening bro
Still yet to receive your initial benevolence promise oooo
First bank
3066997963
This one don turn pro in begging.
Politics / Re: Nigeria has finished me!! by demelza: 4:45pm On Jul 09, 2016
dickrider:




At least u now have the strength to type and insult me since you've gotten 2k. Spend it wisely cos your poverty is beside you smiling at your temporary relief. After the 2k what next? Think deeply sad
grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Nigeria has finished me!! by demelza: 12:41pm On Jul 09, 2016
AntiWailer:


Pay u 75k for 2days ?

And ur job description is riding a bike grin grin

How much is Konga and Jumia paying bike men that work for 25 days delivering goods all over Lagos.

Thanks for the offer, even my driver that drives me for 25 days in a month does not collect 75k in a MONTH au much more u that will enjoy urself with guaranteed 'cum' even if that will be d first time u will experience such.

That said, count me out. grin grin

"Guaranteed cum"!!!!
You just had to sneak in a brag!
grin grin

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Politics / Re: Nigeria has finished me!! by demelza: 9:49pm On Jul 08, 2016
dmanj:



Oga Aguru, if u are still viewing ds thread, wud b glad u add ur voice for ds 2 ppl, tho not niaralanders but wud b happy to benefit because they need it badly too. guess ds is d much I can do for them at present.
SMH!
Why don't you collate the names and account numbers of everybody on your street and come solicit for help here?
Thats how you take advantage of someone's goodwill.
Shior!
Politics / Re: Nigeria has finished me!! by demelza: 7:57pm On Jul 08, 2016
Tobitrueman:


By transferring to their Account number

Ask the original poster for his acct details

Mine

First bank

3066997963
@dearsly, pls strike out this guy out of the people you plan to give.
Two posters have already donated to him.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria has finished me!! by demelza: 6:38pm On Jul 08, 2016
Tobitrueman:
Thank you once again, @Sunnymoore and @Beedam (Alert still to show, thank you nonetheless)
The total balance in my account now is #4,000. I need to use this money well o (to dey catch fish(money) instead of being fed) as well as give to the needy.
I'm good at repairing of phones (that's what I learned) some people do call me phone doctor (hahaha) I dey brutalize phone problems with a gentle tactics especially hardware related faults even when other repairers have given up on them.
Just graduated last year from Despo Otefe in Elect/Elect Engineering,ND
I need a laptop for phone flashing to help me gather money to go back to school
I'll be grateful if anybody could help to add to the #4,000 so as to purchase one (Atleast I would see an HP laptop at say #40,000 to run flash files fast).Resides in Warri, Delta State. Thank you in advance. Phone number
08068191975
First bank
Akinbode Tobi Festus
3066997963
Are you sure you would only stop at asking for a laptop?

Won't you ask for money to rent a shop?

For f^cks' sake, you already have #4000 whereas others have not even seen #100.
Carry your Oliver Twist clear road jare.
You guys can so abuse something.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria has finished me!! by demelza: 1:18am On Jul 08, 2016
maybachmusic:




i just want to thank Antiwailer and ymodulus from the bottom of my heart


i did not get it but i know you tried i pray the sun shines on me one day. not been easy here as a 200 level student on the verge of loosing admission due to 23k fees in uniuyo . But with people like you out there i always believe in the future
i will make it.
God bless you too and also initialize

incase you come across my post

0138453401

gtbank

i tried so hard but i still believe things will get better
Uniuyo portals are already closed for the semester!
No one can pay or not pay fees again
Politics / Re: Katsina Middle School Classmates Of Buhari Visit Him by demelza: 9:54pm On Jul 03, 2016
JoSaintiago:
May be dey came to look for the cert,hahahahhaha,i av a friend hu drop out at ss2 weneva he sees me at marina he tell his neigbour this guy is my classmate while as he didnt sit for WAEC he will be like hmmm am an o level holder lols buhari is a dunce,he can only deceiv zombies
An illiterate calling someone a dunce. Wonders will not cease!

Its not "am" but "I'm".

There is nothing like "while as", its "WHEREAS".
For further lessons, go get Mastering English.
Family / Re: 17 Childhood Insults That Pains… You Will Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by demelza: 7:08am On Jul 01, 2016
"You dey craze, you dey mad,
You dey bombolo cigar,
Opolo go marry you"
Celebrities / Re: Comedienne Emmanuella's Profile: What You Don't Know About Her by demelza: 5:55pm On Jun 30, 2016
Chibuhealth:
B4 that girl will reach 11 or 12, they will deflower her by then she will start snapping half unclad. May God protect her from wolves!
It is your own daughter this will happen to

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