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This is indeed a slippery massage. Gone are the days when snakes lurk lazily in the bushes waiting for sumone to bite. Thank God they are now being put to work and generating income.
About time these devils start atoning for the works of their ancestor in the garden of Eden

[quote author=Atheist:-D]And you bought it

Wow[/quote]Read my post again, I said I dint date him. An Omo Ogun is not so easily fooled. He was one sweet maga tho

jackbauersballs: You must be Gaddem ugly then...no offence

None taken... But when a guy wants to get into your pant going as far as claiming to be a virgin, they will say anything

Kanyeezy is art personified. He always goes against the mold and gets the people talking. Of course this brings in free advertisement for the album. Artists trying to sell their album should cop a leaf out of Kanye marketing book. I would definitely be getting that album.
Its the Yeezus era baby!

alutacontinua: ok...lemme check his pic out on page 1 if he is pm-able.

Dont mind him o! Its a guy called Ekwah. Brought to you courtesy of my psychic abilities

xynerise: What class are you now?

Primary 4

Dont know if this will count because we never dated.
Anyway the jerk told me he hates sex. Later discovered he had a steady galfriend who was feeding him on the side.

xynerise: But wait o; guys remember those days in primary school our girls dont have bosom at all. Not even a fullstop on the chest. But now primary school girls don gather morale for chest o

Guess you where born in the wrong generation. Reincarnation is now possible

Since a man can sleep with anything that has a hole, this wont have much effect. When kônji catch man, no be leg him dey look.

He looks hot shirtless

Isnt it about time she dazzles the international community? We don tire for all this home records. Congrats to her sha

I dont care if she bought those bôôb$ or not, they look really nice.

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]He aint married....no kids

I got the 411 on him.....even his address [/quote]Stalking 101

Shollypopz: Dinner?? Except he is taking her to Chipotle, he can't afford dem nice restaurants

Can't you see he is still riding okada at his age??

I didnt take that into account. Oh well any Mama put will do.

Nym.phô things

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]It doesnt marra what the result come out to be.....just cuz we aint got connections like yim/pm/school campus/oga at the top, doesnt mean my babe aint a winner anyday anytime [/quote][quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]It doesnt marra what the result come out to be.....just cuz we aint got connections like yim/pm/school campus/oga at the top, doesnt mean my babe aint a winner anyday anytime [/quote]I hope he takes you out to dinner specially because this commitment is too serious.

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]Abrg where is my tomato jos'm Laylow......

Babe, come holla at mama [/quote]Till tomorrow

Rhymez: You mean palm kernel?

Whats wrong with palm kernel anyway? You use it subconsciously whether you want to or not. Its extract is in your cream, soap, pomade, food etc. Ekwah is that useful

Rhymez: My vote is between Laylow and AbPatrick period!!!

No be by vexing things. Have you considered Ekwah?

Speakdatruth: hmm, i lyk +ve rebuttals. wil consider him

You are far too kind. Thanks a bunch.
#teamEKWAH

Speakdatruth: ekwah? dat z palmkarnel in ma moda language #jus sayin

Do you know no part of the palm kernel is wasted? Its all round useful, so is Ekwah. Besyds Mother always knows best. Ekwah is the real deal!

Speakdatruth: me i lyk efribori hia buh i gat 2 chose a dude 2 root 4, no mo pms. eny advise?

Have you heard of Ekwah? That guy is the truth, he's the one you are looking for

preetyjoy: abpatrick
ekwah
chelseabmw
ekwah
laylow

Ekwah will need you tomorrow. Thanks 4 the double vote of confidence

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]U will automatically be disqualified if u dont give the mods a pic of urself in speedos in the next round [/quote] Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Capnd143: Leave no stone untouched boys! Ban anything related to terrorism, even if shouting allah arkbar is related, ban it, anyone cought shouting should be shot on sight, anyone with long caftan and overgrowm beards with hungry and scary looks should be shot on sight, anyone that frequents the mosque regurlarly even without reason and carrying a load should be shot on sight, after this is done then we will negotiate with human rights watchdog later!

Oga take it easy!
@Op Never knew Thuraya was still in existence. It sure brings back memories.

[quote author=Mynd_44]Someone who can move things with his mind. This guy is a thinker and a smart one too. He knows what to do to make things work and he does it well.

He is not the PM sending crew, he believes in you cos he sees the intelligence in everyone of you. He sees you all have the potentials to be smart and he wants you to be smart too.

Plus Modella has promised free weight losing cases for everyone who votes for her team.

Vote for Xavier people. Be smart and intelligent so Sagamite would not you a person again[/quote]There's something off about the weight loss class. Do you want peepz who are "nyanshless" to lose the small one they have? I thot you were all for nyansh gain. This looks like teamCONFUSED

Acidosis: Mr admirer WideEyesOpen

I have a candidate - his name is






EKWAH!!!!!!

Just quoting this for peepz who missed it.

[quote author=Mynd_44]Vote intelligence, vote for Xavier. The guy can move mountains with that mind of his and he will blow you away with his brains.

Team Xavier[/quote]See wetin nyash do this guy, he isnt stable any longer. I thot he was teamShollypopz a lil while back?

ikekings: Duh!!! And you actually think other contestants are dumb? Well, do not underestimate anyone...

I dont know of any other contestant neither do I care. My only concern is my candidate.

[quote author=Unluvable*]Gosh! Thumps up to the peeps that came up with these set of questions...
Brains trumps looks, anytime, any day!

Can't wait for the answers [/quote]You got that right! Ekwah will make mincemeat of these questions. He's brain on legs thats why