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[quote author=Mynd_44]We don't sleep like that in my house. Everyone is always sharp and attentive[/quote]Always Dude go get valium and distribute to your household! They are all in dire need of that medicine called sleep.
#teamEKWAH

aniiii: You already know!!!!

EKWAH!!!!

You know wassup

adaobi123: I vote Ekwah

You made the right choice ma'am. Thanks

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]My guy, i don port to #Team Abapatrick [/color]

You don already vote so your porting is invalid. Mods take note

50calibre: Oh quite contrary!

She is allergic to unintelligence

Bless you

[quote author=Mynd_44]He is sleeping, his manager is sleeping.

I think they run a sleeper cell

anon yen gbe'ni wa ni ooo[/quote]Why are you so concerned about how Ekwah campaign manager is doing? Make your life easier. Port to EKWAH

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Breaking News From Jesus Christ:

Shollypopz is in deep sleep.

In her sleep, she is dreaming of the Finales.

And ahe is campaigning in her dream

She iz probably thinking the dream is reality.





#team Patronaldo#{^•~•^} [/color][/quote]

Speakdatruth: how many tyms wil i say dat shollypops z addicted 2missin every finale

#teamHATERZ
Watch as she surprises you folks in a lil while

[quote author=Raw.][color=#000090]
An intelligent person should know that ladies are more intelligent than trying to kiss their arszzez.

You think dedicating a women sector to dem will win you their votes of confidence?

C'mon dude. Come on!!!

Our ladies crave for balance.

They want a fine boy 2 wake up 2 in the morning and who doesn't remind them I WENT TO MIT!!!

#team Patromessi# {^•~•^} [/color][/quote]Balderdash! Why should a fine boy be waking me up in the morning when his mates are already in their office making dough? When it comes to well being and being taken care of, no fine boy dey there.
#teamEKWAH

Greyfog: Like most of your pictures were not taken on the same f*uckin old balcony.

Knockout

50calibre: @demelza please stop saying things like that. Are you indecisive?

Shollypopz will soon come.

That was a Freudian slip, it wont happen again.
#teamLOYAL
#teamEKWAH

xynerise: This is a lesson to all you kids in Nairaland. I am talking as a father not as a member. READ YOUR BOOKS(Not Hardy Chase or other romance novels).

NellyGhenGhen is now a reference

LMAO!!!! The guy don enter the archives of nairaland

Dygeasy: If I Hear!!


Abpatrick Lo Le Shey!! Port Real Quick.


He's The Man. The Real Deal Here.

Fi mi le jo. I no port anywhere!
#teamEKWAH..... All Day, Erryday!

Awon Iya mi ejo ma binu o! Shollypopz is needed here, if you are holding her, kindly let her go.

xynerise: Ur husband dey his village. My son is fine.

Andy can do better than Nellyghenghen(Funny moniker)

Idowuogbo: Port o!!

Port!

See na! Look at, just look at!!!

Efizzy toh badt!!!!

Vote Patrick!

I rebuke you in Jesus name!
We are ever loyal
#teamEKWAH

Speakdatruth: i wz fukcin mute. he fukcd up mehn

Its not too late to transfer your vote to a student that reads. Ekwah you know

OMG Abpatrick is fioonne
Where is Shollypopz sef?

Here we go!
#team WeOwnThis
#teamEKWAH

Thats one hot amputee!

Luvi: Dis one na amadioha in tuber form

U no well o!

Look at that chubby cheeks and leopard tights, cute.
Seriously,good thing the parent have recognized the problem but I dont understand how they could have allowed him get to this stage.

MRbrownJAY: FAIL #1
this is exactly the reason why so many people like you will never understand the issue.....but here is a clue:
no kind of chemical reaction will take place if you do not have a decent amount of money to meet the demands of today's LIFE
the minute you understand the above, is the day you will have a chance at understanding the issue.



FAIL #2
wealthy women live a certain lifestyle, and would therefore A) meet partners in their social circle, B) search for guys who can understand their lifestyle and C) prefer meeting guys who LIVE such lifestyle so that they can continue enjoying it.

smart women know that no man wants to depend on their partner (thanks to the male ego). so its very easy to understand that if a rich woman is dating a poor man, it will never work unless A) she lowers her lifestyle to what that man can provide, B) she is dating some guy who is just interested in improving himself financially and/or want to take her for all she can offer or C) she finds a humble man who dont think like most African men do (finding such man in Nigeria is casi impossible).

smart rich women would also understand that the number ONE goal for 99% of African men is to MAKE MONEY AT ALL COST......and since finding a rich woman would be a short cut to such goal, the only way a rich woman would know for certain that her man is not with her JUST for her money, is to date an equally rich man. are you educated on the matter now still following me now?



FAIL #3
again, if a person has no money to either feed themselves, clothe themselves or live a decent life, then they have no business looking for love. if a person CAN feed themselves, clothe themselves and live a decent life then nothing can stop them from finding true love. the problem is that most poor women today are looking for a rich guy to save them from the miserable lives they are living, they want to live the life of the rich and famous without hardworking for it, they want to cut corners and have it all (BB, Louboutin shoes, Gucci bag) RIGHT NOW.........and this is something the guy (that hasnt got much money but who live a decent life) CANNOT offer to these ladies.
this is the direct result of poverty and the mental destruction it creates.

MULTIPLE FAIL
- "love = calculation."
wrong, LOVE = CHEMISTRY

- "You have what I like"
means what these women like and focus on is SOLELY money, and therefore these women are ashewos that will be with any man who has money (whether he is fine/ugly, fit/fat, nice/rude, gross etc). this aint no LOVE!

- "you can supply my demand"
again, clearly shows that these are broke aaasss babes who have desperate needs in their lives and who are looking for benefactors who will be able to take them out of their miserable begging lives. sadly these benefactors will demand in return to use these babes as sex slaves for as long as they will be on payroll. this aint no LOVE!

- "Ever wondered why guys get stunned and fall in love with a girl by just mere physical looks?"
yes, its called LUST. this aint no LOVE!

-"why it is impossible for you to fall in love with that beggar on the street that needs love and affection?"
again, you cannot fall in love with someone you just saw on the street. you may think they are beautiful or sexy, but thats it. to fall in love you would need to meet them again, communicate with them, discover them, spend quality time with them etc......so i certainly understand why NOBODY can fall in love with a beggar.
but here is a clue: if a lady looking like Beyonce or Nicki Minaj was begging on the street then you would certainly LUST for them.

- "the girl wey get tribal marks and get one and half leg?"
whats wrong with either of them? we can now fully understand that you have absolutely NO IDEA what love is.
here is a clue: the reason why most women with tribal marks (or one leg) find happiness is because of LOVE.........and the reason why the others dont, certainly has nothing to do with their markings or disability. but then again, some guys (like yourself) may not like tribal marks or disabilities, and thats your PREFERENCES, but just dont believe it has anything to do with LOVE.

FIRST you find someone that you are physically attracted to (and vice versa), SECOND you get to know them and see if they have the attributes you require in a mate (and vice versa), THIRD you subsequently fall in love with them. thats the way it goes, NOT the way around!

D.A.M.N!!! Applaudissement

[quote author=Mynd_44]Shollypopz dey sleep. This is classic. Before she wake, contest go don finish.

I suspect Ileke Idi put valium inside her custard [/quote]

Idowuogbo: Eeeeem....


Vmail! User busy!

Carry go show your pastor let him advise you on what to do next.

Idowuogbo: Baby'm, body don ready for paroles?

Redbull dey o! Ogidigbam dey o! Ajase poki dey o! Body machine dey o! Power revival sef boku! Let me no if wen ur body begin slow motion oo!

Kimmmmmmmmmmmmmmon!!


*singing wasiu*

Ta la zo oni Ibadi oo.....

Kpajigijigijigijigijigijigi...... Kpa!

Lets hope these things dont go to waste o! Anyway una fit use am at to console una sef at the defeat.
#teamEKWAH

This question goes both ways. Men are also guilty of letting themselves go after marriage. It isnt abnormal to see a once fit guy before marriage walking around with a pot belly some years after marriage. We all know a fat man is very unattractive.

Stunning Indeed!! Money is good

Thank God Im through with biology if not na to do additional cramming.
Its really cool. Thanks OP for the information

How did you even know she is crying within her? Where you able to see the internal tears?
Anyway marriage isnt for everybody

Na so Don Jazzy get power reach?

Total hogwash! Anything to sell a paper or drive peepz to their websites.