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Dannylux: (((Shots fired)))

E-jolosi

chycoroxie: *whispers to her* we can share him n chop his money
After we go waka

Correct babe!
You definitely know wassup.

lirusehn: u see. And bad belle dey lie say na me runs am. I go deal wit una 4 outside. I if i knw kill persn here mey ma forefathers no wake up again. Mtchew

Na only mouth u sabi make. Come try am na!

vizboy: who goes to a party and sit at the corner my Rove?

Vizboy!
Which kin rubbish be this?
How many rove you get for this party?

INeedAnEngrJob: Op, wen u wan cut ur cake nah

You just enter now now dey find cake? You no even wish the celebrant happie birthday.
Habatically!

lirusehn: wetin u dey tok?? Ehn no tell me na, wetin u dey toki? me wey dey outside dey watch fight naim u see thief phone. Dis mata go hot *runs out 4 a bottle* abeg mey una no tok put o

Make una hold am o! The guy wan take style run. Na him carry the fone, I see am wit my korokoro eyes.
*ties headtie around waist*

lirusehn: shuo!! D numb no dey gree go o

How the number go go?
You think say I no see the time you off am put for pocket?

[quote author=deejay_harry1][/quote]mtcheeeew!
Enemy of progress.

Dannylux: you work at yabaleft?

No come koba me for here.
What the hell is yabaleft? I work in a hospital that deals with patients who are deficient in the neurosurgical part of the brain.

[quote author=deejay_harry1]see no dating co worker policy na.. we go jam for office sha... [/quote]If you try harrassment, I go report you straight to oga Presher.

Dannylux: Demelza, wanna dance?

You look like person wey no fit dance.
I'll pass on that offer

[quote author=deejay_harry1]oya make we twerk am dey go.. whine am for me..[/quote]Oya go look for your mate. This place no be office.

rosebetty: No vex. As . See say nobody order for the tin since. I say make I pity vizboi make e no waste.

Ok I understand you.
Drink the thing codedly o! I no want make you attract some touts wey dey here.

[quote author=deejay_harry1]of cos na . i lock with 5 padlocks sef. the patients wont be smelling air for a while [/quote]Good!
Nobody send dem make them run mad. Enjoy the partay!

rosebetty: Hapi birthday vizboi. Abeg na dat garri and groundnut me wan chop. jux put one pure water.

Kai!
See as this babe just fall my hand!
Maka why?

[quote author=deejay_harry1]and im late [/quote]Oga! I hope say you lock up the psychiatric hospital before you reach here o!

[quote author=born_to_be_gr8t]

MY FRIENDS ARE HERE[/quote]Abeg where the nearest exit dey? I too like my face.

vizboy: that my rove

Dat rove no be for free.
I hope you don package my food and drinks keep. I go soon checkout!

[quote author=born_to_be_gr8t]
Birthday boy too stingy,so nobody fit rock ur babe...I DEY VEX[/quote]Vex enter lagoon.

lirusehn: *breakz bottle* wey 'em d bouncer?:/

Agbero don climb fence enter.

[quote author=born_to_be_gr8t]i think u dey see am...if i don high,na small thing dey vex me[/quote]I no know say ex militant dey dis party. Vizboy abeg invite soldiers for am. Him no fit do anything.

[quote author=imsu.boi] you neva leave me na. You still dey here ni.

Oya come siddon for my lap. [/quote]I no blame you, na the 10 bottles wey you don drink dey talk.

[quote author=born_to_be_gr8t]
E be like say time don reach,wey we go scatter this party,so u bday boy,u no fit let person rock ur babe abi?
you too stingy, and u demelza!!!...i dey wait u for junction [/quote]Patapata You no fit do anything. Na me talk am!

No wonder Nigeria is not progressing, majority of our women look like witches.
In other news, Mac still remains the best cosmetics.

A repentant tribalist?
Crikey! We dont see that everyday.

[quote author=born_to_be_gr8t]

free dat jonzing man...BTW o!!!,this babe u come alone?...come here make i rock u small..oya shake am for me!![/quote]E be like say you too don manya. Abi na craze dey worry u.
Vizboy hold me o! Make I no scatter bottle for person head o!

[quote author=born_to_be_gr8t]GUY take am easy o,na ur 5th bottle be that,i no fit carry person o!!!! [/quote]Just leave am make e dey behave like person wey neva see drink before. Him babe don leave am tey tey.

vizboy: them fine oh tell them make dem crash enter the party say better dey

Ok sir!
Eyin girls oya!

[quote author=imsu.boi] those bouncers wey dey for door go handle them!


Abeg gimme anoda bottle of star dia!

With one plate of catfish pepper soup [/quote]Mr. Man you come here to chop abi you wan come celebrate with the celebrant?
You no see as girls dey look you? Get small shame na.

vizboy: call that guy make dey door make he handle them

See as them line up o! Who be the bouncer sef?

Vizboy some girls wan crash the party, make I allow them?