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[quote author=imsu.boi] LoL! I like this dude's sense of humor.

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[size=40pt] Happy Birthday bro [/size]

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God go make you bigger

Oya make una pass me my own plate(s) of food and bottle(s) of drink(s) [/quote]You no even wait small, you don begin ask for food!
Habatically!

Question: Why do we marry toddlers?
Ans: Because we believe in catching them young.

Question: Why are our women denied education?
Ans: We fear what will happen if their minds are illuminated to see the slavery they are in.

Question: Why do we deny our women some basic rights that other women take for granted?
Ans: Because we consider them our chattels whose purpose for living is to satisfy us.

vizboy: [img]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQipp9zhxWl16SOWVmPtphDCitSuzx7wP6PHe2WIUZw4bzVehfEYHaWmwkl[/img]
Pay them off

You be better person.Pockets money.
Alright girls, take over!

Vizboy please drop money!
The girls I brought are refusing to twerk until they see down payment.

Danhumprey: When is your own birthday? I wanna give you a treat!

If the treat is not in the Bahamas, dont bother!

Dannylux: One plausible answer but Thought that applies for teenagers not adults?

My bad!
I thought you were a teenager.

Ladies & Gentlemen welcome the twerk team!
Miley is a learner compared to them.

illitrate: where the cinema dey? and which side the babe go sidon

Sharp guy! We know una way.

vizboy: Thanks for the wish.

Am just a small boy.

Yeah just 22

Small boy ke!
If this were ancient times, you would have been a grandfather now.
BTW, this your party get colour code abi na come as you are.

That isnt Genny's daughter!
She's just a lookalike, Genny even confirmed it.

Dude your testosterones are all over the place. As you get older, you will calm down.
I guess....

Happie Betday Vizboy!
I wish you every every!
How old you be sef?

There is rich and there is rich. I dont want all these Aba-made rich men, na Dangote I want.
If they release a "How to Get Dangote" book, inform me.

Wizdray: Actualy, it may n0t be inside the cinema. He may just excuse himself and go outside. Dont take it pers0nal bro

Its not personal, I find it very funny.
You said he should rinse his face every 2mins. If he takes that advice, he would just be a nuisance and distraction to other viewers.

Adam Lambert - For your entertainment.
Daughtry - Home
Paul Play - Forever
Backstreet Boys - Drowning
Westlife - Unbreakable
Kanye West - Through the wire
These songs are always in rotation.

Wizdray: Take along Aboniki, whenever you want to sleep like this just take part of it and rub it 0n your face especialy 0n your eyes side. Quickly your eyes g0nna be widely open. Hope this help?
Or you should take along water and rinsing your face every 2 minutes.
Goodluck

Washing face inside cinema? Wetin I no go see for Naija!
@Op, you could get busy with your phone, just browsing or playing games.

Im using this medium to beg the government. Please they should erect another fence around Yaba left, the present one is obviously not working. The rate at which patients escape to nairaland is alarming.
Jona et Fashola do something!

I never knew he was sick.
Welcome back Paul Play, I am still a massive fan.
Forever is still my jam erryday!

You aint the only one jare!
Just carry on with your life and get busy. I hear you dont go looking for it, it comes looking for you.

If only other governors could emulate this man.....

Fear women especially the holy, holy types.
They should both wait for the result from the 2nd test & then take whatever actions necessary.

Who are they fooling?

She's 2nd from left!
She has indeed come a long way.

It could also be because of Yvonne, Dami is all covered up.
Oh Chris Attoh! Hey boo.
He's just too fine.

Abuse of bleaching creams

I prefer to compare their growing potbellies.

Make una do comment so I can win page 7.

homesteady:

You follow am dey open teeth as he dey win abi?

Andyblaze: Demelza, ayam waiting for you to Q my madness

Sweerat, I am right here. Just type the words by deejay harry below[quote author=deejay_harry1][b]if u can get andyblaze to type this words, "I AM MAD, I KNOW I AM MAD, AND AM SORRY FOR BEING A NEUSIANCE NAIRALAND.[/quote]

Fynestboi: where? When? How? oya explain

You take style block our posts when its time for a new page.

obyrich: TPIA?

Na trouble you dey find o!