I've heard sumtin similar.
The girl in question always finds herself naked whenever she wakes up.

Maybe she needs deliverance.

And I just tried smelling my mouth now

chaircover: op what stops you from changing your boxers and singlets every day?

ideally you should change your underwear each time you have a shower. and if you live in Nigeria that should be at least twice a day!

Lemme guess...
1. No time for washing underwear everyday
2. Waste of detergent
3. Waste of water (for environment without regular water supply)
4. Insufficient underwear. Etc


I can't afford to change my boxers twice a day, I'll run outta boxers in 3days

Op, what abt spaghetti?

Auto speed + Auto crash = Auto die

± Heaven or Hell

adaobi123: Eaten everything on the list except Tuwo Shinkafa

Whenever Tuwo comes ur way, try it with gbegiri soup

philip.adesola:
How could you forget Amala?

And fufu

fx-seven:
ground nut soup.

Na Edo ppl soup be dis.

Lmao. Hehehehehe

@topic (flaunts family)

As a bachelor, Knorr cubes ni o!

Timijo: What about eating of kolanut like the mallams in the north?

Frequent kola-nut chewing can lead to stained teeth.

Hehehehehehehehe

Laffing in Portuguese

calddon:
if we can't use our teeth for all these then what is our teeth meant for?

The teeth is meant for cutting, tearing and chewing food.

demmy66: OP, do you or the mods have tooth problem? Your posts that made front page has been all about tooth.

Who is this imposter?

U wouldn't be viewing this post if you don't have a problem with your teeth.

And for the record, it hasn't been all about tooth.

anomsodi: 1st page tins dancing

mista yeancah: First page! Well said!

10x for the recommendation

hardeihorlar:
Wat were you thinking? Dat dey shud remove one of d heads 4rm d baby wit two heads nd give d one without a skul abi? God av mercy on u

On point!

Mak'sjoy:

Risky procedure u'r suggesting. I don't think it can b done.

Why not

*Kails*:


lol what are you thinking?

lemme guess "signs of the end of times"?

@topic, i hope it all works out for that baby girl.

Lmao
End time tinz was the last tin on ma mind.

1st it was baby with 2heads, now its baby without a skull.

Are the docs thinking wat I'm thinking?

Henry praise:

How do u stop kid from suckin thumbs and tongues?

By the use of positive reinforcement or gentle reminders.
I have also seen some mothers putting bitter stuffs on the thumbs of kids (like bitter leaf, vinegar).

ireneidiva:

Close ur mouth b4 fly enters.

Dani1luv, pls how do you upload ur pictures dis way?

Mine always comes below the Modify, Like, Report link.

Henry praise: Red wine is gud for the geart but bad for the teeth, so how do we take it? Tru injecting?

lol. Take it normally tru a glass but making it a habit can cause teeth coloration.

Nomski0: How about thumb- sucking, and tongue sucking, especially in babies, does that affect the teeth?

Thumb sucking in babies can force the teeth forward into a more prominent position, as well as damage the growth and formation of the upper palate (roof of the mouth).

Just like thumb sucking, tongue thrusting exerts pressure against the front teeth, pushing them out of alignment, which causes them to protrude.

demmy55: Orange seed will germinate in my stomach if I swallow it.

And you still have such believe till this day right?

There are certain things we do on a regular basis which cause havoc to our teeth. These habits may be intentional or unintentional. They include:

Chewing on Ice
It’s natural and sugar free, so you might think ice is harmless. But munching on hard, frozen cubes can chip or even crack your teeth. And if your mindless chomping irritates the soft tissue inside a tooth, regular toothaches may follow. Hot foods and cold foods may trigger quick, sharp jabs of pain or a lingering toothache. Next time you get the urge for ice, chew some sugarless gum instead.

Playing Sports with No Mouth Guard
Whether you play football, hockey, or any other contact sport, don't get in the game without a mouth guard. This is a piece of molded plastic that protects the upper row of teeth. Without it, your teeth could get chipped or even knocked out when the action gets rough. Self-fitting mouth guards may be purchased at a store, or you can have one custom made by your dentist.

Bedtime Bottles
It’s never too early to protect teeth. Giving a baby a bedtime bottle of juice, milk, or formula, can put new teeth on a path to decay. The baby may become used to falling asleep with the bottle in his or her mouth, bathing the teeth in sugars overnight. It's best to keep bottles out of the crib.

Tongue Piercings
Tongue piercings may be trendy, but biting down on the metal stud can crack a tooth. Lip piercings pose a similar risk. And when metal rubs against the gums, it can cause gum damage that may lead to tooth loss. The mouth is also a haven for bacteria, so piercings raise the risk of infections and sores. Bottom line, discuss the health risks with your dentist first.

Grinding Teeth
Teeth grinding, or bruxism, can wear teeth down over time. It is most often caused by stress and sleeping habits. This makes it hard to control. Avoiding hard foods during the day can reduce pain and damage from this habit. Wearing a mouth guard at night can prevent grinding while sleeping.

Soda
Candy isn't the only culprit when it comes to added sugar. Sodas can have up to 11 teaspoons of sugar per serving. To add insult to injury, sodas also contain phosphoric and citric acids, which eat away at tooth enamel. Diet soft drinks let you skip the sugar, but they may have even more acid in the form of the artificial sweeteners.

Opening Stuff with Your Teeth
Opening bottle caps or plastic packaging with your teeth may be convenient, but this is one habit that makes dentists cringe. Using your teeth as tools can cause them to crack or chip. Instead, keep scissors and bottle openers handy. Bottom line, your teeth should only be used for eating.

Sports Drinks
There's no doubt a cold sports drink is refreshing after a good workout. But these drinks are usually high in sugar. Like soda or candy, sugary sports drinks create an acid attack on the enamel of your teeth. Drinking them frequently can lead to decay. A better way to stay hydrated at the gym is to chug sugar-free, calorie-free water.

Chewing on Pencils
Do you ever chew on your pencil when concentrating on work or studies? Like crunching on ice, this habit can cause teeth to chip or crack. Sugarless gum is a better option when you feel the need to chew. It will trigger the flow of saliva, which can make teeth stronger and protect against enamel-eating acids.

Drinking Coffee
Coffee's dark color and acidity can cause yellowing of the teeth over time. Fortunately, it's one of the easiest stains to treat with various whitening methods. Talk to your dentist if you're concerned about discoloration of your teeth.

Smoking
Cigarettes, as well as other tobacco products, can stain teeth and cause them to fall out as a result of gum disease. Tobacco can also cause cancer of the mouth, lips, and tongue. If you were looking for one more reason to quit, think of your smile.

Drinking Red Wine
The acids in wine eat away at tooth enamel, creating rough spots that make teeth more vulnerable to staining. Red wine also contains a deep pigment called chromogen and tannins, which help the color stick to the teeth. This combination makes it easy for the wine's red color to stay with you long after your glass is empty.

In essence, making any of these a habit can be harmful to our teeth.

http://www.webmd.com/oral-health/ss/slideshow-teeth-wreckers

ireneidiva: Chai. Wat if they just cut one's neck off?

Dats not an option. Two heads are better than one.

Nairaland keeps me informed.

I've learnt how to reserve my comments when necessary.

Orange seed will germinate in my stomach if I swallow it.

Big or pot belly is due to the accumulation of fat around the abdominal area. To reduce it do the following steps.
1. Develop a proper posture. Stand erect,sit straight and avoid slouching.
2. Have dinner at least 2 hours before going to bed.
3. Do exercise. Walk as much as you can.
4. Minimize fat intake.
5. Avoid junk and fried foods.
6. Drink at least 8 to 10 glasses of water a day.
7. Include salads, fruits and whole grins in your diet.
8. Reduce the intake of alcoholic drinks.
9. Meet a fitness specialist to find an exercise that suits you.
You can engage in exercises like sit-ups which strengthens the abdominal muscles.

I hope these tips will help you a lot. Good luck.

Please don't lay a curse of poverty and misfortune on urself.

You won't pose with N50 Oliva water IJN!

Pls which of the period

I remember I always poo too during my English period