₦airaland Forum

dj5naira:
I don't bore or preach, I'm ungodly peer/ daily basis I rundown these unruly corps/
I come out top against e'ery 'gee ah dissed' here, so crown me King of un-holy war/

dope closing jihadist.

sparkleRed:
Dependz on ur relationship with ur LGI I guess

ok.

sparkleRed:
And I didn't even take note of the relocation update, so I could ve worked it to Ogun or Oyo, buh issorai God dey

me self supose dy sokoto but na lag i dy since aug and wil b going bk oct, i mis one headcount ths week ,bt hope dt headcount no go cast me?

Nice verses from darkenedrebel , giyazz n many others. I'l try n write smtin too. Thou i jst lazy n time no dy

Shinchika:
It's only logical. Nokia is Lumia/Microsoft and Microsoft isn't dead. You should check out the next Lumia smartphone to save the windows OS, sh!t isn't child's play.

see make i no lie u, people embraced tecno wholeheartedly wen they first enter naija market wit that awesome n3, but now we are gradualy turning our back against 'em. Cos dr subsequent device na f'up. Its not durable. I av a dead p5 in my shelf nw, and i'v seen many ppl also complain abt thr durability. So nw tel me do u expect us to buy a 70k fone that wil end up in d drawer afta jst a yr or 2? If e no cost reach lyk dt mayb 45k persön for fit risk am

krystalkinks:
Red lorry yellow lorry

damn, it's not easy o. I tried but i ended up saying 'red yellow lorry lorry'

Never again wil i b deceived by chinko ppl caled tecno. I cn neva consider wateva rubish dey release again, 70k at that , jokers. Phone way go expire afta a year. Mtchw

Brymo:
i know NL is not dat serious, but what that guy said, was like an hot arrow shot directly at the heart. Sorry for cursing, i didn't mean to. Apologies once again. A reply would mean we good.

brymo thank God it's al settled, i didnt mean to hit on u, cococandy or any1. Accept my apolo geez like som aliens welcomin d first men on d moon

cococandy:
Lol. You guys have fun and no fighting pls.

Bye.

Brymo:
jeez, who the bleep is cococandy, laff, so tail he fall from Upstairs. Boss u got the wrong guy. I don't droll, i don't do virtual. U broke my heart with those words.

cococandy:
Lol. You guys have fun and no fighting pls.

Bye.

lol. It's all kinda funny I must say. Me jst dey av fun ni o , omo kilokanmi.

cococandy:
snitch
Brymo see this dude has made your job easier. Oya thank him.

lol. Crazy.

Brymo:
see whistleblower and bubble buster. D pry for wetin no concern am.

i no go reply u, cos i no kuku mention u in d first place. I can c u r now feeling like a bossboy cos of d unnecesary attention u ar geting frm cococandy. Enjoy yl it lasts, it ends on ths page.

cococandy:
How old are you?

i knw u v a lot of humour but wil stress d guy ova d age. i knw exactly ur present age. U turned 25 early this year.

cococandy:
That's not true. But I accept the compliment in good faith.

Thanks.

u dnt believe it cos u'r not a celebrity but it's d fact. I dnt tel ladies wit beauriful faces except it's glaring. Tanx for aceptin d complimt

cococandy:
Since I was 19, this girl has been 27.
She's still there I'm almost catching up with her.

Some people clock no dey move at all

ur dp fine pass the pix of muna on this thread. Ur hubby gats luv u or? Mk i no talk. U biuriful.

gwales:
Buhari body language at work, now wailers can buy kerosene at subsidize price

and u think the wailing wailers wil buy buhari kerosene, they wil rada go to a distant fuel station to buy at 120 cos of the much hatred that has filled their hrt. But i trust my ibo guys, them go bone face buy am.

Once upon a time. In d Flow for rank i was present. Nd am back for y'all heads, we need em again. *metallic sounds yl i mount my guillotine*

shalomtemmy:
mine developed fault in less than six month........ I regretted buying it

eyaah , sowi. I was even a soulja in d tecnoArmy b4, i fyt 4 dem wen i c bashing threads on nairaland, but nw i dnt like 'em no more. Neva gona buy their use n dump pampers product anymore. Rubbish

shalomtemmy:
Techno P5. .... ..I can't recommend it to my enemy
#teamsamsung#

this is what i've been looking for. U commented for me n u. My p5 clockd a year n d prob began. I've spent half of it's cost price so far. But now i give up n dumped it in d basement.

Gud. But wait wetin these news teach us nw. Na uprising artistes self full the show.

Very creative

Them derailers with their bigotry already springing up religious brawls. Y y'al cant just live and let live. All these m'fuccking folks up these chanting islam is bad, muslim is this, it's that. What do u gain from al these. I can't c d good in condemning other's believe. Mayb religion is the opium of the masses as a philosopher said, mayb it's al scam and forged? Mayb islam is d only true religion or christainity? We wil al find out at d end. So seek knwledge on ur own, read widely, understand wateva u practice, and chose wat pleases you.

osec007:
Spacebooking facebooking ,spacebooking facebooking. #I just did#smiles

that's a lie, u jst typed it. Try saying it 10times and tel us d outcum.

I can bet it with anything that u can't say these words fast and repeatedly without twisting ur tongue and eventualy saying trash. Even if u ar d fastest rapper ever liveth. Here is it
"spacebooking facebooking".
U can give it a try. U can also add urs if u av any tonguetwister in mind.

Gbese re o. These fake pastors no dey tire? Fake pastors now much in ths country that they overweigh d gud in a triplebeam.

Ehyah. R.i.p

See thr dirty faces

Ultimate search. Y nw, she don explore al around finish, she dey find d airport way she go crashland here yeye body. U may find. T0nto got churchill,urs may be mosqvalley

Dear man city, this is not d lazy chelsea, this is everton, they wil put in everitin.

We dont knw

I see

Oya na. This one is strong. Eleyi ogidigan o

Nawa o wetin we no go hear for dis corntree. Ah gbese re o