₦airaland Forum

dalongjnr:
As e the hot! Man. U is on a long thing, but football is unpredictable, so all fingers cross.

rowland545:
brozz no b fight naa

saphiere:
When is Laycon meeting Buhari? President meets President.

Hunchogee:
And the guy you quoted might be disappointed
He never wish well for Akwa-Ibom..

abrahambest:
We arrived Margaret Mary International Airport, Calabar at exactly 1450hours.

EzzyCarter:
Nah babe. This devil isn't repentant. I'd rather take my chances with the deep blue sea

Kriss216:
You’re benevolent with your figure.

98.87988% of Nigerian female students will die of kwashiorkor if married men decides to stay faithful.

WoeBetide666:
Those names are Tiv names. Tiv people are a Bantu people. They migrated from East and Central Africa and settled in the Benue valley in the 16th century. Their names sound similar to names in other Bantu languages like Swahili, Lingala, etc

EzzyCarter:
@Bold lmao ya crazy why would I flash him
You sure say our own better sha?

Kriss216:
Abeg leave that Jew man.

How are you today ?

Kriss216:
Lol
Must all dates lead to marriage?

EzzyCarter:
Lmao. Who born am? Lemme give him a call

Vianna:
4.You’re only allowed to date someone if you plan on marrying them
Many things that we take for granted in the West, North Koreans are not allowed to do. This includes things like public displays of affection (including hugging and kissing, even for marries couples,) getting tattoos and having piercings.
North Korean men expect their brides to be chaste and to have been in no previous marriages. They must also be without child.
In the DPRK, if a woman gets divorced then it is always her fault and as such, she has very little chance of ever finding another husband. Domestic violence is not frowned upon and many men who abuse their wives will be supported by the government.
Again, Kim Jong-un gets a free pass to do what he likes with women. Female defectors from the country have described how school girls are pulled out of high school and taught how to become sex slaves and pleasure the notorious leader.

EzzyCarter:
Lmao. I sure would love to settle down there by the way, Can I eat your cold noodles

Vianna:
6: There are no condoms in North Korea
Condoms are banned from manufacture or sale in North Korea, and are blocked from entry at customs posts. That's little wonder STDs seems to be rampant in the country.

Vianna:
5. Cold noodles are commonly served on wedding days
It is quite usual for someone on a wedding day to ask: “when can I eat your cold noodles?” which just sounds like a horrible innuendo to us.
As if there weren’t enough rules, you cannot hold a wedding whenever you fancy in North Korea. They are usually only held in the spring and autumn.
Korean newlyweds must visit the statue of Kim Il-sung on their wedding day to honour it with flowers and then take pictures. Also you can forget about having a honeymoon. Weddings are also prohibited when Kim has an upcoming important event. People also cannot marry on 15th April or 16th February because these are the birthdays of former leaders Kim Il-Sung and Kim Jong-Il.
On those days you can sit and think about how great your glorious leaders are instead!

Vianna:
Sanitary pads and tampons are not available in North Korea

Women result in using re usable fabrics or cloths. They simply use, wash and reuse again.

frowland:
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