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Its a pity

10 Solid years of happy marriage
could be destroyed in ten mere minute

Choose ye the one to follow. - Your marriage - Your Online whatever

Some posters here can aggrandize peoples problem
just to engulf people's domicilliary habitation

rhymz:
meehn. . At the moment i know of these two guyz in my former street, i notice the gays were in the habit of sizing up me and my friend from their balchony, casting the kinda flirtty glances a moonstruck guy would a lady. . I ve even complained to my friend too, he lafz and then confirms it too. God help one of them to surmon enuf courage to walk up to me, I will make minced meat outta his faggoty a$s, facking disgusting weirdos. . .

sorry are you gay, or are they gay?
am confused, u are a guy and some guys are casting the kinda flirtty glances on u

This is true, in my area we have been enjoying light since almost a month now.
people have started getting tired of using light. i think its going to be actualised.

My area is a living witnss.

mine was many,

1. Wrote a letter during my primary school days to this girl 
    the letter stayed for like three days in my school bag, while i was still gathering moral on how to go about it.
    though both of us were like frinds but i need the real thing. unfortunately to me, another gurl who i know needs me was checking for her text book that i borrowd from her while am off, the worst happened as the ltter is inside the textbook. the letter was giving to our teacher and was read loud and clear in the class, that every body started singing with the rylics of the letter. thats my last day in that school, as i embark on immediate holiday/change of school afterwards.


2. Then in secondary school, this pretty and gorgeous  gurl just enrolled in our class, and verybody was planning on how to get her, i went home and pick up my pen and paper as usual  get the right lyrics and and head to school the next day. planning on how to give her th letter, had to borrow her her text book,  hide somewhere put the letter inside and bring it back to her, then ran away. and another gurl who is her friend borrowed the book that same moment, grab the letter. the worst happened as the letter was presented to the principle who is the gurl's guidance. teachers meeting was immediately arranged and i am the agenda  . i was called standing in th midst of them all, (some my foes, some comrades) the letter was read in the principals office and later in the class then finally in the assembly hall. but that boosted my moral as i end up dating the gurl, till this moment though we are just friends now. it makes our relationship then very solid and polular as everybody knows am blipping the chick with proud. we do talk about it at times, it was fun.


3. Lastly, after the secondary school, everybody went their different directions, so i was trying to hook up with a new chick. I have been following this gurl for many days telling her my feelings but she never utter a word. One day she was making call on a business centre, i walk directly to her, she was sitting waiting for her turn, i boldly ask her are u ready for me now.

this gurl got crazy and shouted in a loud voice like JOHN DE BAPTIST. (MY LOVE IS FOR SOMEONE ELSE AND NOT YOU, DID U GET THAT NOW) PEOPLE STARTED LAUGHING AT ME. comrades, the shock got me sleeping instantly with hot sweat and broad-day-light dream.

IT WAS A HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE. BUT IT GETS ME GOING STRONGER  LOL

the rfere is getting knotty

when we kill off this game, then i will comment

GUYS WHAT DO U EXPECT SECOND HALF

I BELIEVE MY UNITED WILL EXCEL

first half

thats my boysssssssssssssssssss

united all the way no nonsense

rooney must be changed

this people want to destroy rooney
why? why? why?

weting we fione guyz go do na?
the so called fione gurls will start doing shakara when we approach them while they know they need u
but come back here lamenting how we are hard to get attracted to.

nobi our fault oooooooo fine boy no easy ooo make una do the toasting na

after the race we count miles

how many people will be recruited, cos i believe INEC will be confused on how to select considering the number of people that applied. more than 200,000 people aplied for this job.


NAIJA LOWA, KILO NSHELE

They are without doubt the hottest couples

Just imagine the shoe, the suit and the palms 

this match is worth watching

referee is a wack

man u i need another goal to cement this winning

this is match is do or die affair

i expected valencia this second half

Second half

we are not arrogant we are better

1. not giveing it when needed
2. not accepting lies

PHD
ANPP
PDP
HIV
STD
DBC
HONS
CEO
419
OPC

ABOUT TO COMPLETE MANY MORE I AM CAPABLE

what a news?
coming back to office with that awkward looking face?
no amount of pressure from OBJ and cohourts not even the Hausa's can
convince/PERSUADE the man to come back, cos' he already knows he is not capable to.

FAKE NEWS

not that u are not interested but u just want to  taste the lonliness
then when u are back from your holiday, u will kick start like never bfore

because i want to leave

thats for men with low braveness

@ but girls are best at that, they always like to know every bit of your step.

Oh Oh Oh mumy
u are the sweetest mother
oh oh oh mama
u are the best mother in the world

mumy i love u for all u'v suffered for me
u are irreplaceable and wonderful
i would climb the mountains to make u a happy mother
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO YOU

AND ALL THE MAMAS

am on both but i must tell you that nairaland is more lively and electrifying to me than fcbk
nairaland is very educative and so enlightening

the bashing and insult makes it more interesting