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TV/MoviesRe: Movies You Are Ashamed To Admit U Have Never Seen by denzel2009: 12:50pm On Aug 12, 2010
I cant stand Sly and Arnorld Schwaz,so I havent seen Terminator and Rambo.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Happy Birthday Dayokanu by denzel2009: 12:37pm On Aug 12, 2010
FBS:
Dayokanu, Happy Birthday. I always enjoy your posts (except you get this your hard-on on English/EPL players  grin). Hilarious to the bone.  grin  cheesy  grin
Long life and many happy returns.

Do you think Gomez will do well this season?  grin
And trying to nyansh(like that retard called mr cork jnr would say) all the young girls.

Happy birthday bro.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Mukina:wetin I Do U Na? by denzel2009: 12:24pm On Aug 12, 2010
WTF! Gasconading. . . . Sesque whatagain? cheesy
Music/RadioRe: Who Is The Most Recognise Nigeria Muscian In The World. by denzel2009: 9:17pm On Aug 11, 2010
K Solo
CelebritiesRe: Omotola On The Cover Of Y! Magazine by denzel2009: 3:28pm On Aug 11, 2010
spikedcylinder:
The grease on her mouth, the bags under her eyes, the blotches on her skin from her foundation, the hideous wig. Need I say more?
Funny enough, men dont see what you ladies spot easily. Maybe it has to do with our divided attention.
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Johnson Returns After Skin Wash In Germany! by denzel2009: 11:56am On Aug 11, 2010
I wouldnt be happy if she'd told me I have a cork head like yours affirmed to you.
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Johnson Returns After Skin Wash In Germany! by denzel2009: 11:47am On Aug 11, 2010
^^hey whats up genetic waste that lives in North South London
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Johnson Returns After Skin Wash In Germany! by denzel2009: 11:05am On Aug 11, 2010
montelik:
Damn. What happened to Eucharia?
Is she not smiling enough?

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=491445.msg6525455#msg6525455 date=1281107188]If she wants to "wash" her skin, she needs to start with her armpit. Fo' real, I'm tired of her ashy looking armpits.[/quote]How can you see the armpits when she's not shouting hallelujah?
PoliticsRe: Only In America by denzel2009: 11:05pm On Aug 10, 2010
blacksta:
And you are the Asset receiver - oya come and take.


<black dumps all the ileke idi assets on Denzel's table >


I am done and out.

Singing dbanj why me o why me o blacksta dey try me o
.
PoliticsRe: Only In America by denzel2009: 10:55pm On Aug 10, 2010
blacksta:
I am upset with you - dont want to chat you any more angry grin
Can you leave toyin tomato alone and focus on your security job as the protector of her assets?
PoliticsRe: Only In America by denzel2009: 10:40pm On Aug 10, 2010
[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=494814.msg6550671#msg6550671 date=1281476067]If I send blaksta after you ehn angry tongue[/quote]Are you saying blacksta is your greyhound? Haba blacksta,If I were you, I will cause burn fire in the middle of the street with that statement.
PoliticsRe: Only In America by denzel2009: 10:31pm On Aug 10, 2010
blacksta:
lol - bigmouth why you dey yab ileke idi now
Oh sorry barrister Mosafejo representing Idi ileke. tongue tongue
Nairaland GeneralRe: Who Is The Most Annoying Nairalander? by denzel2009: 10:27pm On Aug 10, 2010
[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=492227.msg6550508#msg6550508 date=1281474777]Why the 21 question angry I said i am from ile ife the fountain of knowledge angry Can you know where i am from more than me angry All this children of nowadays sef, geography dem no sabi, history dem no sabi angry


Why i dey argue with person wey hin name na DENZEL sef, if na person with traditional ogbonge name like Okafor or Jelili now, i would have stopped to think maybe i gave some conflicting information as answers which usually happens when i mistakenly start swallowing medication i am usually supposed to inhale in yabaleft angry angry angry

What does this ajebutter know angry[/quote]Ahhh I see. Opt for injections too! tongue tongue
PoliticsRe: Only In America by denzel2009: 10:21pm On Aug 10, 2010
[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=494814.msg6549248#msg6549248 date=1281461350]Is it me or is my volume thing not working?[/quote]Idi Ileke, CCTV no dey get microphone.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Who Is The Most Annoying Nairalander? by denzel2009: 9:28pm On Aug 10, 2010
[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=492227.msg6550130#msg6550130 date=1281471058]QUEZSHUN

ANSWER


i DON'T LIKE TALKING angry And of course i can only be from Ile-Ife, the fountain of knowledge, where else https://emoticons4u.com/happy/699.gif Need me to recap how the mould broke when God was churning out Ekiti and Ijebu girls, hence reason for their collective bandy bow-legs, wonky bum, crooked teeth, six and a half toes, fanta for face complexion, etc grin[/quote]Is it Ekiti or Ife?
CelebritiesRe: What in the World are these bodies doing thoses dresses. by denzel2009: 9:20pm On Aug 10, 2010
bawomolo:
the girl in the blue is beautiful.

you guys are being highly critical. i don't see any horrible looking one besides the chick with[b] the blonde wig [/b]or whatever
Is that wig or hausa sponge they sell in Sabo?
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by denzel2009: 8:52pm On Aug 10, 2010
okeoghene peter:
Bros. Well done. My HDD Just drove frn 97GB to 1GB. Pls what do I do to rectify this. Thanks
Because they call it hard drive doesnt meant it drives. What happened in layman terms?
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by denzel2009: 2:07am On Aug 10, 2010
Many thanks Deji for your help.
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by denzel2009: 12:39am On Aug 10, 2010
Its still not shutting down.

I just have the blank screen there

pass - 3191
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by denzel2009: 12:32am On Aug 10, 2010
why would I be wasting your time?

Its teamviewer.

The thing is, when I log off or shut down, the laptop wont completely shut down. I always have to do hard shut down.
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by denzel2009: 9:20pm On Aug 09, 2010
Hello Deji,

My laptop doesnt shut down and I have tried all my best to diagnose the problem.

The laptop has got Windows 2003 server OS. If you have the time and teamviewer I can give you the code to log in remotely to see it.


Cheers
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Student murdered In Kansas City Missouri by denzel2009: 6:45pm On Aug 09, 2010
^^^^ That guy is crazy. See him justifying why he dropped out of school cheesy
RomanceRe: Do You Consider Kissing Someone Else As Cheating? by denzel2009: 12:37pm On Aug 09, 2010
Depends on which part of the body you are kissing. Even kissing on the lips sometimes doesnt mean cheating,some gay guys kiss their female friends on the lips.

But if you are kissing the honey pot,that could be construed as cheating.
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by denzel2009: 9:19am On Aug 09, 2010
^^^you have a trial version of adobe I think.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Student murdered In Kansas City Missouri by denzel2009: 4:04am On Aug 08, 2010
One of the worst things that can happen to parent is to witness the burial of their child.

I pray God give them the fortitude to bear the loss. RIP
Nairaland GeneralRe: Who Is The Most Annoying Nairalander? by denzel2009: 8:46am On Aug 06, 2010
^^^Your phone was busy when I called back dont derail mr cork's thread buzz me at the usual place.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Who Is The Most Annoying Nairalander? by denzel2009: 8:39am On Aug 06, 2010
onstelly:
Well me i think is MR CORK for posting silly coments in every thread, and always insulting Nigerian girls
He is actually a malware! He changed from Mr Anus - The cork -Great Cork -one cork and now to mr cork.

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