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Lol seun knows how to drive traffic. Impose Maclatunji on them and let the fight begins.

They cook it with egusi.

Much ado about nothing. If she goes to Adamasingba shopping complex in Ibadan to price goods looking like a slob, they would sweep the floor after her and even spray air freshner, then start to dey pray to God make she no bring okuta.

Na only nigeria you go hear killer numbers.

When did they start writing CISA exams in sept? I only know of June and Dec.

The secret to passing is reading the Cisa Review Manual back to back at least twice and understanding how ISACA frame their questions or else you'll be pulling your hair out for 4hrs during the exam. There are no shortcuts.

Those twats sabi set questions. Good luck to y'all.

Edit: I have just learnt ISACA now conducts CISA exams in Sept.

Idowuogbo: Oko Paki!

Racist ni e

Idowuogbo: Lmao! Werey!!!

Oxford Street girl

This is pure talent! kaako bi awon hindu

What a lucky escape for the guy. If she's celebrating divorce like this all over the world, she would have made the guys life a living hell. idiotic element

Jessicanoble: How much? Can I buy it in naija

They sell it in Aba but it uses stapler to hold.

What of Blogging...dont tell me those mad people urging us to click a link to read the full story don't make bucket loads of money.

kulyie: testes,na im dem dey call goody bag as in a bag that brings many goodies

Lol thanks for enlightening me.

shaybe baby: Anyone in south essex? I'm now a stay at home mum and just realised, I've got no friends who live close.

Wow. I'm a stay at home Dad too, lives in South Essex. We can catch up

lmao

coogar: denzil's council tax = your rent per annum wherever you are on the planet.



denzil, remind me not to shake your hands when we meet.

Ok will do!

Btw, based on your philandering tendecies, I got you this London girl. She Kwam 1's daughter.I have her vital statistics!

https://cdn.jaguda.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/K1HoneyB-e1351188847943.jpg

How can the interview panel not laugh at this idiiot?

coogar: what a pleb you are, denzel!!!!

Why am I a pleb? I have actually seen a modernised one in Burj Khalifa. It's gold plated.

coogar: the quality should count before one leaves scratches on one's büttcheeks!



denzil, why do i think you use sun newspaper to clean your crusty bütt?

Denzel!! I use water from Age( the plastic kettle-like muslims use to do ablution)

[quote author=£&nairato&froUK]u never see wahala, dat Andrex dey block toilet o my boys go use half of the roll at once then try flush the toilet, over flow don start be dat o,

£1 shop toilet paper is the best, as e dey enter water na so e dey melt.

talking from experiece [/quote]No dey mind these posh people jare. No be to clean shiit?

chaircover: My agbole is Bodija

but seriously where is that area you just mentioned?

Awon posss Ibadan gehls. You don't know Ogbere agugu, orita merin, labaowo ode olo, isale asaka? You need some sightseeing tour of Ibadan.

r231: For you £20 pere

I will get back to you on this if I no see Person to take am for me.

chaircover: Okay then . . I will pronounce it the yoruba way (ibadan way to be precise)

Denseliiiiii

where is your agbole in Ibadan? Mine is saka pena very close to Ogbere tioya

r231: Just one or trailer load

Just one ni jare.

chaircover: whats the yoruba version of your name. Maybe I will get that one right

I'm not Yoruba. I'm a thoroughbred Efik.

r231: Dekunle Fuji

Let me catch you o.

BTW, how much you go ship 1 piece of blackberry phone to Naija for me?

chaircover: Dont mind denzil. You cant. You will get run over.

It's Denzel dammit

coogar: expensive what? it's the cheapest store i have been. they would still cajole you to get their store card which gives you another 10% extra discount or so.

I thought you only shop at Waitrose and Sainsbury's

SammyT95: Please and please how is it to quote someone's post on nairaland it's reli fustrating dat i cn't participate in d forum and it's kinda not fair

To quote people on NL is not free, Please send N5000 to our GT account 3454443001. We will give you unlimited access to quote the front page.

chaircover: Ha! so I go into LIDL for orange juice, then drive down to ASDA for the rest of my shopping. what I save on juice i waste on petrol. Denzel na wa for you o! you dont have any pity for me at all at all

Lol, why would you drive to ASDA when you can easily push trolley from LIDL to ASDA?

If you do a headcount, NL members are not more than 600. I have never met a Nigerian who knows NL. I actually know a member who has about 200 IDs. Check mr corrk or 190, they each have close to 100 each.

chaircover: Ouch!!! ive been caught out

Okay let me confess. Aldi too

As a matter of fact, Lidl has the best orange juice. £1 shop, boots, superdrug have the same wholesaler. Don't waste your money

chaircover: Am i mistaken or are the smaller tesco stores more expensive than the lager superstores

i dont like tesco or sainsburys

Asda and Marks all the way

Lidl and 1 pound shop.

chaircover: I am not so sure

I will never buy yam or okro etc from tesco/asda etc it just feels strange

3 years ago, you couldn't think they will be selling garri now.

kulyie: or goody bag

I keep hearing this goody bag in naija music these days...I be dey wonder wetin be goody bag lmao

Siena: r231, that's a fact. Imagine my shock when I saw palm oil, Star, black-eye beans, plantain, poundo, okra, yam etc at my local Tesco. I almost fell down, I was that surprised.

Wait few years, with their strategic direction, you'll be able to buy akara, ayamashe, ikokore and gbegiri over the counter.

Afam4eva: Which Americans have you been rolling with? You can't go to the inner parts of the bronx and say Americans dress like hoodrats and then compare them with people in highbrow London.

Mr James abeg stop to dey watch American gangster films like New Jack city they are messing your mind