CriticMaestro:

u mean the ojukwu that ran with his tail between his legs, and left the fate of biafran people to his second in command? heeweey

you are a mad man. He went on exile according to the Nigeria constitution as of then.

May their souls Rest In Perfect Peace. #tears full ma eyez

When God is you, the devils and evil pple are just wasting their time around you.

Pete Edochie should use his head ooooh.

You are a gud novelist.
Pls don't forget to publish this article and if you don't have the money, we nairalanders will contribute.

Everybody knows that Buhari is too old to rule this country.
Only politicians never admit to be old.

You are a jobless criminal my friend. You beta go and think about you future.

I don tire for this pastor and he irritating stories.

This same pastor said our president don die but now the president still dey enjoy his life.

Wetin concern her wt church money. #amebo

njuwo:
Akpos went to Abuja to see his uncle. He got to his uncle’s office very early by 8am and the secretary said he should come back by 2pm that Oga is not around. So, Akpos had to hang around till 2pm. By 1pm, hunger was wiring Akpos. He had not eaten since morning and only had N200 in his pocket. There was no fast food around the to eat only hotels. Akpos began to feel dizzy so he decided to find a solution. He looked around and saw a fantastic 5 star hotel. He adjusted himself, cleaned his dusty shoe, wiped his oily face with hanky and entered the hotel with confidence. In d lobby, the receptionist at the front desk said: are u here to see somebody or you want to lodge? Akpos said confidently “lodging!”. The hotel receptionist said the cheapest room here is N47k per night. Akpos: “no problem dis place is lovely, just like the hotel I slept at yesterday in Dubai on my way from United states. Receptionist said “thank you sir“. Akpos said: But can I pay in hard currency as I've not changed my dollars? Receptionist: No problem sir Akpos: but first, where is your restaurant I want to eat before I go up to the room. They showed Akpos to the restaurant and told the chef to treat him well cos he was a new customer that just came back from US! The chef welcomed him and gave him the menu. Akpos first ordered appetiser, 2 bowls of assorted pepper soup with a bottle of red spanish wine. Total cost N18k. Next for the main meal, Akpos ordered pounded yam, efo riro with snail and catfish! - N15k. Akpos total bill was now N33K but Akpos only had N200 They cleared his empty plate away and brought the bill. Akpos began to sweat even inside cold air conditioned room. The waiter came twice to the table, Akpos waved him away that he was still relaxing after the heavy meal. The staff began to suspect Akpos, that he didn’t have money, they called security and gathered round him. Akpos looked at all of them quietly, then he brought out one his phones and used it to dial another one in his pocket which was on silent. Akpos (on the phone): Ehen, is it time? Yes na, the bomb is still with me not yet exploded. …In 2 minutes? Of course, no problem, I will detonate it on time. I‘m proud to be suicide bomber, and there are many people where Iam, so the impact will be even better. Yes o. Government will have no choice but to listen to our cause. Before Akpos even dropped phone, the restaurant had cleared. As he walked out of the restaurant, nobody was in the lobby. Even the street was empty!

crazy akpos!

make she use bitter lemon

Ernestsimeon:


I hope so.i've been to a couple of GH to see the ENT but they disapproved to the surgery since the tonsils are not so enlarged but cryptic, i'm gonna try a private clinic

okay! Beta...

Ernestsimeon:


I read the recovery is hell

no! not as you think, the pains is just for 3 days and you will never regret why it was done.

Na wa ooh! Dis na end time pikin ooh

Amazing! But why is the nose facing upwards?

malikombi:
Na by force

she be delila ooh

Jacksparr0w127:
OBJ is handsome

dat one na home gorilla

thesicilian:

My sentence is both grammatically and semantically intact. Unlike yours.
He who comes to equity must come with clean hands.

you need to study more. Because your statement decays nothing and you 're psychologically divitism.

E don teh wey the die na

The best thing is just to go for tonsilectomy because it will keep re-occuring if you keep taking drugs.

These are the drugs for ulcer.
1. Gascol, gestid suspension, polygel, mist mag ( just pick one from the above listed ulcer suspension)
2. Omeprazole 20mg
3. Cimetadine 400mg
4. Baragaan.

Just take the above listed drugs in the right dosage and watch your ulcer disappears.

rosieflower2:
Was she raped?

na d same question na him I dey ask oooh

women are the earthly devil we see. I swear dis world for beta without women.

rollUP:
Bro dats d way soccer betting is.
U chop 10k loose 150k.
Stuff like dis has also happened to me but didn't loose up to d amount u lost.

Your own case na village problem.

rollUP:
Bro dats d way soccer betting is.
U chop 10k loose 150k.
Stuff like dis has also happened to me but didn't loose up to d amount u lost.

Your own case na village problem.

guy you be mumu [/b].

WebSurfer:
Congrats to him,

Well im very contended with what i have but thunder fire lowlife living

If i no worth at least 100 million before 30 after all my hustle , i fu-ck up

All those people saying there are poor people in the street to help other than buying cars and houses, abeg who una self don help with the small una get

Again, thunder fire anyone planning to come here to write vanity..

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WebSurfer:
Congrats to him,

Well im very contended with what i have but thunder fire lowlife living

If i no worth at least 100 million before 30 after all my hustle , i fu-ck up

All those people saying there are poor people in the street to help other than buying cars and houses, abeg who una self don help with the small una get

Again, thunder fire anyone planning to come here to write vanity..

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WebSurfer:
Congrats to him,

Well im very contended with what i have but thunder fire lowlife living

If i no worth at least 100 million before 30 after all my hustle , i fu-ck up

All those people saying there are poor people in the street to help other than buying cars and houses, abeg who una self don help with the small una get

Again, thunder fire anyone planning to come here to write vanity..

Amen oooh

thesicilian:

Terrorist groups? I thought you were Igbo?

thesicilian:

Terrorist groups? I thought you were Igbo?

what type of sentence is this

madridguy:
Shakara don end.

madridguy:
Shakara don end.

no be lie, shakara don end.

HottestFire:
How does this concern me?

HottestFire:
How does this concern me?

why you come dey comment?

No be small thing