Tested and trusted!
I'm currently using itel p1556 plus which I bought since 2017.
Everyone in my family has either but a new phone or changed their batteries but mine is still like the Eternal Rock of Ages.
Kudos to itel.

Na cruise!

[I think that be Sub-Zero
quote author=FirmTR post=102738442]

I still remember this one, but I've forgotten whose code it is

XXBCZBCZZBXAXA[/quote]

who come dey for the stream 1 now. Almost everyone here de get 'not in stream1'message.

check back tomorrow morning, by then you will know who it was

can a final year student defer his second semester admission?

This one na " Sermon on d Jeep"

elijah2u:
the gurl must be a dullard(olodo rabata) for her not to distingush btw right and wrong answers when the corper dictate the answers to her.

LOL if she already knew the answers, she won't be asking d corper for d answers.
D gurl na Dullardinha!

All bcoz of "Iguedo koko cleanser" Nawao!

Upnepaa:
The person above me have just murdered english

And u come bury the English

nairalandist:
Does Dangote know that equation?
Does Mike Adenuga know it?
Does Obama know it?
If the answer is NO, please print it out and hand the tissue paper over to me. It'll be useful in the toilet.

Also,
That equations is wrong!
E suppose start with capital letter X and then end with a question mark on top d head of d person dat wrote it.

Hmmm This shall be d first "feat" to be entered into d Guinness Book of Stupidity!

Lwkmd
How will a PhD holder put EBA made with one cup of garri in d middle of a soup?
Him de mad? abi na PhD in foolishness?

well,since you actually said this:
" so of course yes there are a billion reasons
android is better than windows phones but here
are five major aspect android lags behind windows
phone."

I rest my case because 5/1000000000
= 0.000000005 chances of Windows Phones beating Android phones!
savvy?
ANDROID ALL D WAY!

The government was coming to a close and some of you were busy signing cheques on 26, 27 and 28 of May. On 28 of May, the Transition Committee called most of you and you refused to cooperate because they told you I will not be sworn-in,” Wike disclosed.

the wiper!

Dem go shit d moni dis nite after their sentence
I trust Nigerian Police especially those incharge of prison for dis kind matter Dem go shit d moni dis nite after their sentence
I trust Nigerian Police for dis kind matter

well, if Na him de fall so like Jesus for dat picture,
Mek Zimbabweans wait small because very soon him go fall comot from him sit of power.

[quote author=Oghamilton post=29721417][/quote] how do u make withdrawal from parknbet?

gay Alert!!!!? gay Alert!!!!?

That moment when u've just finished arranging
ur firewood, stove or gas cooker only to
discover that.....
U don't have a matches or lighter available!