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BigIyanga:
How many kids have u adopted today or provided for?? Naija analogue brain overwoekinvg 24/7

Analogue brain

Even foreign stand up comedians agreed that Nigerians made English speaking very exciting and alive

Which one is analogue brain

Firing squad straightaway.
Heartless people

It's like a tradition.
They drink alcohol like water.
Jonathan was the same.

Give it to them.

Botragelad:
Thank you!
Here's a piece for you.

Are you cococandy?

I don't understand again.

This man and his handlers are wicked.
Anyway, the hunger never mature.
If it has matured, we know what a hungry man can do

headbasher96:
Hahaha I can't just help but laugh untop wetin we the see daily omo no morals again o naija na f up

Are you a rapist?

LordAdam16:
They'll have to do better than that to scuttle Bondi.

We have a long list of potential nominees for that post each just as focused on being a wrecking ball in the DOJ as the next.

A number of the Dem operatives will end up in an orange jumpsuit.
It's inevitable.
We can play a game of musical chairs until Senate RINOs agree on the personality of the executor.

-Lord

Was reading that 4 republican senators voted against the attorney General confirmation. But then again, according to news media, the new lady trump brought forward is scarier than the man they didn't confirm. Interesting time ahead.

IjeBos:
I understand it.
There is a palpable fear in the US that the gains made by past generations are being reversed in all corners.

Hey, I am not a supporter of democrats or republicans. Nope. I just love and support Trump and hate Obama. Had hated him since he destabilised Africa through Libya which our country is massively affected by. Reason I said dayo mistake me for somebody else.


I have no friend or enemy here and won't engage in name calling or slander. Discuss politics anytime i can and face my real world. It's real out here.
Tenkiu.

armyofone:
Long time ago. I miss her dance...that was the best opening show dance move ever.

Best wishes to her living in the Europe country (village)
I like country life - where moo and cuckoo voice are all around. She will be gardening - farmer!

Look forward to her fruits, vegetables etc in the market

Just read that. Didn't even know her show has ended cos I stopped watching for more than 4 yrs now. Don't watch tv again.
In one uk village so.
Wish her the best.

Somebody said she has been planning to move since. It wasn't just cos of election.

So sugar dey expire
Waoh.
Never thought of this before.

raumdeuter:
Ijebos this is an example of someone who walked the talk. When are you doing yours so you dont have to deal with "racist" white people again

Please, don't rope me in on what you and your friend is doing. Have no interest.
As for the rest, you probably mistake me for another. I don't come here for 24hrs fight. I have no energy and time for it, trust me. I have zero energy. My stand on politics around the globe is mine alone. Tenkiu.

Ellen and her wife has relocated to the UK. That is walk the talk.

Congrats Ellen.
Didn't know she has stopped her show.

Wild wild Libya

Is she a nutritionist?

legitnow1:
IT IS THE WOMEN SUPPORTING THEM THAT I PITY.


IF WE LEAVE U AND THEM, THEY WILL END U, THEY WANT TO REPLACE U ANYWAY.

Very hard to swallow but it's the truth.
They want to replace women.
They hate women with passion.

Al female privileges, they are forcefully taking away from female. Only incubation.
We can be female. But since we can't conceive nor give birth, you can do it for us under surrogacy.
That's the only thing you are good at.
The same with women who hates men with passion.

Na so one beat up woman in restroom.
Nonsense woke culture.
Men who hate women with passion and will go any length to make womanhood a joke.

Bestmanfornow:
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Ekwulobia Anambra state 4th city

Erm, I know it's good to promote our own but ekwulobia is a town. Let's just say if basic infrastructures are located there, there will be influx of people and activities that will build it up to the level of a city
Some state capitals do not qualify as cities at all They are just towns.


Thanks for the update. Appreciation.

Arrowhead71:
and to think that Ukraine did not offend Putin in any way, nobody threatened Russia, in fact nobody can dare threatening Russia, but Putin is just a wicked soul , blood thirsty demon who don’t even care about Russia soldiers dying in his needless war , those soldiers too have families you know, but since they are not Putin children, Putin don’t care

Real Americans are beginning to question why America put head in Ukraine matter?
Is America part of EU?
Wetin concern America concern Ukraine

Cuba is to USA what Ukraine is to Russia.
How come America is still punishing them for doing what Ukraine is doing now?
Is it cos it's almighty America so nobody should question her decision and involvement?

[quote author=AngelicBeing post=132949476][/quote]I will love that you watch cadence Owen podcasts.
Lots of Americans are speaking up against what their govt is doing.
Funding two wars

Just for the benefits of very few against all Americans?
Or peoplestill listen to the press that stay in their ivory tower and dish out propaganda.
There are many ways to show superiority. War is never one of them.
In uk here, everybody is feeling the heat cos of wasteful spending of the tories supporting the Ukraine war against British people. More tax and depression. Labour came in and at least decided to tax the rich this time around cos the masses can't be stretched further.
Councils are massively laying off workers( council is like state) and closing down some of their offices.

Worst in usa yet people say Russia is their problem just to stroke tge ego of some selfish people.

Obiano and soludo said the same thing.

It's nothing new.

We all know unknown gunmen but real and fake are external influence birthed to destabilise the south during ruga era.
And then become political tools to conquer the east for the opposition party.

They no longer operate in ebonyi since umahi joined them.
As for imo, the bane of contention is the gas.

The same gas was why the powers that be denied oni his rightful mandate as the winer of 2023 election. Inec chairman was only a puppet used. He shoukd have resigned but the algorithm will also favour his people.

Those that know what happened know.

I read the deal with EU towards the end of buhari tenure has severed thanks to Russia that engineered coup in countries the pipeline will pass through.
Fear world politics.

Indian prime minister was here the other day and nobody even know why he came. Everything was secret. No info from communication ministry nor aso rock

Do you guys know why Indian pm came and what he represented?

simpleseyi:
This one is a beggar living on food banks in the UK. If you be true son of your father, post your Postcode here and I will come and beat you up in your house tomorrow.

U seem rather so frustrated.

E go better, you hear.
Tout

Ishilove:
I have been seeing different variations of this story around. Abeg make una try be original for once

Roland17:
No offense taken baba…I am typing from my phone so abeg no vex for any typos.

Most entered the US through legit visas like F1, visitors, others crossed the US-Mexican borders after sailing the 7 seas. Issue is, for those with visas, most of those visas are now expired or the holders are abusing/ violating the terms of the visa when issued, especially as it relates to working/ earning money. Truthfully, this isn’t unusual for immigrants coming from developing countries, irrespective of how.

How do they get a job? Well, they get under the table jobs where they are paid cash but relatively low wages. If the normal wage for someone who can work legally is $15/ hr, someone without work authorization can get paid $5-6/hr or even lower in cash. These sort of jobs don’t require background checks or running I-9s or any applicable formal process.

For example, the African stores where I shop, I know they hire a lot of Nigerians/ Africans and pay them under the table (cash). Some work using the SS numbers of Americans; they earn the normal wage but they split the wage with the real owner of the SS number. The issue is that the Govt is cracking down really hard on SS scams, if you are caught in that one, na deportation straight, dem no dey even debate that one. The American involved gets serious jail time.

Again, I am not here to bash anyone, life na hustle. However, like my original post said, if anybody sabi say dem no legit, you better lay as low as you can and avoid wahala. For the most part, the US will not bother you as an illegal, if you don’t stress them. If you stress them because u get into any kain wahala where they start digging into your records/ immigration status, na deportation straight.

Immigration policies and the strength of its application is mirrored by the Government/ President that is in power. As we know, Trump campaigned and has doubled down on mass deportation from day 1 and I believe him. Also, those who are going through the immigration process in Nigeria better triple their prayers/ fasting or whatever, because I can assure you that denials go triple for a lot of visa categories once baba start him 2nd missionary journey.

Thank you for the detailed answer.
I do appreciate that.


It's similar with what's happening in uk but since after covid, the Conservative tightened immigration belt. And nobody is talking. The belt tightening is worst in uk.

I'm a female please.

Roland17:
I am all for declaring a state of emergency at the border because it is totally out of control at this point and needs a strong intervention. However, I better not see protests or a single complaint from Hispanics whenever the mass deportation starts. For my Naija people without papers, you better stay out of trouble even more now. This isn't the time to be pretending and fronting on SM like say you be legit.

How do people tra el without papers. I don't understand this thing.
Do you mean Nigerians enter usa without papers?
How did they enter in the first place. Maybe visitors visa or school like in uk.
How do they get work and integrate into the society if they don't have papers?

No vex o.

raumdeuter:
Like Whoopi doing her own Jussie Smollet and trying to destroy a baker who she claimed didnt bake for her because of her politics

Like Ijebos willing to let a girl fail citizenship exam because she said she liked Trump

At least one diplomat representing usa in south Africa is ready to resign.
That's walk the talk.

Not those other hypocrites. Follow my words but not my action club.

simpleseyi:
Na your mate dey make bombs and medical equipments abroad, you dey here you dey expect old men like Obasanjo, Edwin Clarke, Buhari, Tinubu to make the country great. You go cry tire.

Go and find out the age that Awo, Zik, Balewa were leading the country, that’s the age you are posting golden necklace on instagram. I no pity you

I live and work abroad as a professional with my family.
I am a very fulfilled person. More than 75% fulfilled in life.
Na retirement money I dey make now. I can a
Even while abroad I am an employer of labour in Nigeria and a philanthropist.
Majority here just want to enjoy the naija vibe in a naija forum else what should I have in common with your type, a political tug.
Next time, you wanna run your mouth, do a little digging on the monicker first.

When I was in naija, where I enter, your whole generation can never pass the gate.
Scram.
No go look for work. Lazy Nigerian youth
Lazy youth following politician up and down.

Guy came to Nigeria to tap on natural resource for their latest effort at building hypersonic missile we dey here dey celebrate hi.

Any president, important foreigner who visits Nigeria come for one thing. Natural resources. The rest na show.
Sin e we don't know how to use what nature give to us freely to build a powerful nation, let others help us put them to good use.
Lazy souls that only know their stomach and effizzy.

So all Nigerian nurses are women?
You never say wetin be your mission.

Kill your mama and every female in your family first.
Such bile.

bemeruca:
Chris is doing fine and he takes more centrist stance. He is aligning with the right more these days unlike his friend Don Lemon

He get no choice. Gotta pay bills and stay afloat so wouldn't want to rock the boat

Nature has a way of resetting nurture.

DuttyChuks:
If this is your problem then you got a long way to go.

Yes, it is a very big problem. As a matter if fact, it is an emergency.
Eating swallow all the time and drinking beer result to this. Even with money, they can't still eat healthy. From actors( many dying from kidney related diseases cos of this)
Mr ibu, amechi muonago, clem ohamanze.( these ones died cos of unhealthy lifestyles)
The most annoying is Pete edochie. Guy us morbidly obese and don't care.
An average igbo man mentality thinks that afoʻ beer is choping money. It's sickness and laziness.
They can't even gym for their life.
See them.
Even Peter Obi.

I just remembered the cuomo brothers.
How the mighty have fallen. Chris is now a podcaster. Don't know the whereabout of his brother, andrew, the all too powerful ex new York governor. He was more powerful than the president during covid.

Mindlog:
When you get to London bridge, drop and take okada to Canada Water, tell the Okada man to drop you at the Canada water library that is near the train station...call me when you get there and willI come walk you to my place.😂😂😂😂

This your explanation reminds me of a guy who do food vlogging. He usually says " add mississipi water from mississipi lake"
At first he got me

You almost got me there