₦airaland Forum

All these igbo politicians shoukd start eating right.
Haba.
Too much carbohydrates.

Mindlog:
Oya take this hold body, I still dey cook.😂😂

Hmm.
Abeg your street code.
It will take me few minutes

Akposy:
Thank you.
I actually prefer mine with Yaji. It hits different. The Miyan taushe soup is too sour to my liking, but very yummy. My buds are adapting, gradually

Yaji ti take over.
If masa no kill me for northern Nigeria, I will live pass metuselah

How are you Akposy?

radautoworks:
check the expiration date.

This made sense. So that thing dey expire?
If it expires,e no go work
Nobody told me!

Since I stopped baking God knows when, I threw away everything except baking soda cos I use that to clean sometimes.
As I wan bake, I use am
Okay, I do kneel down for kitchen raise my hands up

AngelicBeing:
You seem to be a believer in Jesus Christ in the past but from some of your post, it seems you kind of went back or left God ( l might be wrong), but as my beautiful Sister, l want you to come back to Christ and l will send you to be one of my Resident National Overseer in Australia in 2025

So you remembered me today cos of this angel
Haba

That's not fair to me na

Proserpina:
He should wear sexy clean 🩳 🩲 everyday.
And go to prayer mountains, a man must fight for his home.

Has he tried working on his potbelly? He must be responsible for her attitude.

No man will leave a good woman.

I give up.
Nairaland where every thing bad that happen in Nigeria from politics to childlessness is a woman's fault.

ChizzyBuna:
The level of Catism going on in Nigeria

Because you don't understand Cats
Immediately you want to kill it

A unique animal filled with divine senses
A cat can notice you fall sick 2 or 3 days before the sickness happen.

Cats that fight evil spirits on your behalf
A man posssed by demons said he hears demons warning him to remove his cat pet.
That it is difficult for them to enter his body when he is at home.
Because the cat lives inside with him.

But anytime he goes outside, he gets attacked by demons. Until he come back home

It is just ignorance that Is killing us
We think cats are evil such a dumb belief

Don't forget at one time in Nigeria
Twins were killed because they saw twins as abomination until Mary Slasor a white woman came and abolished such stupid belief.

If not una for don kill P Square

Try this in UK and you'll be arrested for animal cruelty.

That man who can hear demon is actually mentally sick.
Mental sickness is more than running naked outside or wearing dirty clothes scavenging for food in the bin.

Elon musk please locate this legend of a man.
Nigeria drains brain.

If this man happens to be I a country that values brain before pocket and politics,hewillbea national asset.

yomi531:
I might not be exactly right about Eneche but, Ibiyeomi was Papas former Accountant. I'm very sure about that.

Did you see where I wrote anything on ibiyeomi.
Cos I know nothing about him.

AngelicBeing:
You are talking about Late Kenneth Hagin , a father and mentor to Oyedepo

Yes. U are right.

Bestmanfornow:
That name Anambra 1st Son was born here on nairaland although it was banned for whatever reasons known to then which I had questioned with no reply but I can't be cage, it will grew beyond this by special grace of God

Have been searching for that moniker for anambra updates.
Congrats and more oil to your head.

Podcast is the master these days.
Follow popular podcasters and see what made them blow.
Goodluck

mrvitalis:
Oga as at 2012 progs earned 450k which were 3000 dollars a month and 36k dollars a year... Where exactly is the lie

Oil workers where earning 1.5 million entry level, mobil, she'll shell was 550k , total 750k NLNG Bonny 2 million, Andorama was 1.5 million

Until shell staff took shell to the national assembly and was ready to go on strike before their salary was increased.
Shell was following nnpc as the least paid then.
Grew up in oil, oil servicing industry and their politics. Shell exploited Nigerian workers so much most of their senior staff left in Drones.
My inlaw left in annoyance to Saudi biggest oil company and most of shell seniors were recruited by that company. That was when they know they had to do something.

mrvitalis:
45 billion dollars? ... If I'm IPOB

I would offer Nigeria a deal... Give Biafra ( just the Igbo nation) independence and transfer Nigerians debt to us ... Let's buy our independence for 45 billion dollars

It's a fair deal to both parties

You are wicked
But it's a fair deal.
Makes sense

yomi531:
U just said it all bros

You got no answer for me?

The way you guysspwelies boldly is shocking.
Paul enenche has nothing to do with oyedepo till he became a minister.oyedepo was a man he admired from afar and loved his style and method of teaching. Later went to him for blessing and to act as his father figure.

I can tell you all about enenche growing up,everything about his family and ministry as an insider.
So you guys should shush it with the lies and zip your mouth about nothing you have no idea of.

Oyedepo once adored a very popular American pastor and sought him out in his early years of ministry. He sowed seed into his ministry and tried modeling his own ministry like that guys own.
Think that pastor is dead now.
Can we say that the said pastor was oyedepo's mentor?

yomi531:
Yes. He was a church worker in the early years of living faith. Ibiyeomi was an accountant/secretary to papa at a point. They both never miss Shiloh till date. In fact, Dunamis members connect live to Shiloh every other year

Paul told you that?

Do show me where he said it if you don't mind.

Proserpina:
Fast and Pray my brother.

Today is Sunday you can start now.

He should also enrol in gym classes. If he is 2 minutes man, should take sexuaal enhancement drugs to up his games.
Buy flowers and cook for her.
How dare him thinking of ending it.
Seems he has been cheating all along.
Brolosho like him.

Evidenx:
Pastor Paul enenche have started ministry long before he submitted to bishop oyedepo, pastor Paul was brought up in deeper life,that's why his message doesn't really center on prosperity.

Also the former spiritual father of pastor paul enenche was abel damina. Although he doesn't want to be associated with him anymore.[/i]

That guy is a very very big fat liar.
Paul enenche mentored by oyedepo?
How?
Since when?
Haba!

So he is officially a gaybriel from his post.
Is that not 14yrs jail term in Nigeria?
He will soon use his mouth to expose what his real hustling is and why he can have access to the high and mighty in lagos.

If he continue with his leaking mouth, hmm.

I swear,Americans are crazy bunch of people

RandomFellow:
The way you speak, it's not hard to know you live along Arab road, or at least you pass there. You will agree with me that the trash on that road is not life threatening! What is life-threatening there is the road! On both lanes of the road, between the bridge and NNPC filling station there, the road is in terrible conditions. You cannot even run to save your life there!

The trash there is bad, agreed. But life-threatening? Common!!!

I have a very big house there. If you know how much landlors pay to keep that place running the way it is, you will not be saying all these.
What has the fct minister done for us except tax, tax and tax.
Before this band A stuff, all arab road were on band A more than 10yrs ago. We eve pay them to come and service the transformer. Provide waste disposal units, wike and co couldnt do, yet they tax each house every year.
No longer in Nigeria but dirts packed like that are life threatening. That's cholera in the making. Is cholera not life threatening?

Mariangeles:
Well, did you add baking powder to the mixture?

You dey laugh Maria?
When I dey vex?

I added baking powder o.
Na village people

Aside not rising. That cake is the best I have ever made. Lemon cake. Me wey no be cake person just dey eat anyhow. It's finished already.
So my vex don reduce.

Thanks hon

What is your fear?
Your previous posts suggests you were no longer a stallion in bed.

Mariangeles:
Okay, here you go.

Maria, I dey vex.
I use my church mind do cake.
Well, halfway, I noticed something was wrong. So end of story. My cake no rise.

It's been so long. Maybe, my butter and egg were too cold cos they didn't combine well.
I am too lazy to start cracking my brain.
Pls come and crack it for me
What do you think is wrong.

Between the butter, sugar, egg and whisker.
It should have swelled up and with smooth texture as you add eggs one after the other. It didn't. Hope I explained it well. Egg was straight from fridge. As for the butter, it's as cold as the egg

RandomFellow:
What is life-threatening about this? Exaggerations in the highest way possible. Simple things to do, Nigerian leaders will not do. The whole of the Arab road does not have a proper solid-waste disposal system.

It's the truck pushing waste-collection guys (predominantly young Northerners) that dispose of their wastes in this place. They don't have a place to dispose of the trash after collecting it from households and business places!

This is not life threatening?
If Arab road don't have waste disposal system, whose fault is it?
The community?
What has the govt ever done for them?

Even transformers,they couldn't even provide.
Mtcheew.

So hasty to type.

Maybe you think Arab road is like other areas in kubwa. Let the govt do their job as people there pay their tax and have been doing govt jobs for years.

All religious leaders are narcissists and very controlling.

They ride on the ignorance of the followers.
Followers made them popular and famous. Remove that and they will go into oblivion like some former powerful and famous ex presidents around the world

zigi:
I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO COMMENT ON THIS BECAUSE I FEAR GOD

Cos you are afraid. Mind control and herd mentality is real. The greatest freedom a man has is freedom of the mind. Aside that, man will remain a perpetual slave.

theophorus:
Ihibehe Effiong Abeg continue ehn but Sha reason the source of wetin you talk ooo.
If na Hatred, na you know wetin you go dabble enter ooo.

Well Done.

Fear fear Nigerian

Unless he is the owner of the church,he should be disciplined and attend anger management.

paxonel:
So, what is their economic importance?
If the thing is not shocking blood anymore, how will Nigerians know that their environment is dirty for them to know that Tinubu is not performing?

You eat and breath GM world since your conception.
From the rice you import from Thailand to the wheat, tomato u use to cook,all are products of gmo.
Also, you don't outlive the people you accuse.

Even your garments, drugs,everyday household stuffs in your house are by products of gmo.
All these brainwashed people by pastors that are living comfy with gmo products.


I'm sure you believe in the God of isreal that said no killing yet isreal is at war every day.

We will never see "meet anambra most hardworking and dedicated teacher, nurse and the awards they won.
That is what developed countries see and promote.
Enough of these hyping.

Nigerians and show. Why this?
Can't he live his life quietly.

Is his going abroad for this?

Low self esteem is our bane

That's the right thing to do.
It's a cancer in Nigerian higher institutions.

Next is prosecution.

If a female student is throwing herself at you, set her up, let school and the law deal with her. No justification for sleeping with female students for grades. But, that is Nigeria.