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Family › Re: The Things Married Men Do Outside Nowadays by descarado: 6:34pm On Oct 22, 2024
Dogalmighty17:
Thunder fire you there. Do you know that it is side chicks that make a good number of marriages to stand? Do you know the economic value and importance of side chics to the Nigerian economy? Side chics are what make most Nigerian men motivated to keep going. The government should even legalize them and appreciate them.
And may your prick shrink, you dimwit.
This dirty crawcraw nonentity.
When you see posts from some people, u are not suppose to comment cos your level of reasoning is beyond par.

When MEN come out to talk, roache also join.
What won't I see here.
Association of boys to men nairaland chapter.
Feed your miserable self first.
Smelly modafuka.
Travel › Re: Daniel Ogoh: My Twin Brother Is Missing After Arriving Lagos Airport From UK by descarado: 6:28pm On Oct 22, 2024
This is heartbreaking.
And if he had said he isn't coming home, home people will say all manner of things against him.
Pray he will be found.
Family › Re: The Things Married Men Do Outside Nowadays by descarado:
Dogalmighty17:
OP save this your post so that you will advise yourself when you marry. This idiot may not even have just one girlfriend as a single guy o. He may have several yet he is blasting married men.
He is a bachelor. His choice. Society will not
condenm him. Marriage didn't include side chicks. Society will condenm you.
You that is married, what are you doing with side chic except that you can't control your sexual urge
Family › Re: The Things Married Men Do Outside Nowadays by descarado: 1:19pm On Oct 22, 2024
Tallesty1:
Traffics in Ghana is caused by married men that do not want to go home.
How?
Politics › Re: Stop Wasting Billions On Vehicles, Cut Expenditures - World Bank Tells Tinubu by descarado: 1:01pm On Oct 22, 2024
Seems like world bank is shopping for another candidate. They are no longer hailing him
World bank represents the west.
When they stop admonishing you in secret, know that something is cooking.

They don't want to be seen as the devil. Tinubu is making them one as his handlers are blaming the hardship on world bank's economic policies.
And they don't want Africa to wake up and challenge their policies that never work.

Only tomorrow will tell. If they continue wailing like this, it's gonna be an interesting time ahead.
More popcorn.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 12:21pm On Oct 22, 2024
doggedfighter:
Here he goes again with 3 eggs.🤣


Your noodles looks well prepared.

You have to go and learn food presentation and garnishing.

That's what's remaining.

Nice meal !
Haba,he try na.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 12:19pm On Oct 22, 2024
iamoyindamola:
Now I am confused 🤔
I know. They are extremely confusing considering we have already giving them the wrong names in naija.
It's just like calling mackerel fish titus. Very confusing when u are told titus is not the name cheesy

I don't know how we do these things.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 12:07pm On Oct 22, 2024
iamoyindamola:
The last picture is a lobster
The first 2 are crayfish/prawn
Shrimps are the bigger one 😂
Haaaa cheesy
Even you are confused too.

Prawn and shrimp look alike so much but you will spot the difference when you see them
Crayfish and lobster can be termed the same. Eg, in Australia its called crayfish while in america it is lobster. Tastes are slightly different. You know these 2 by their first 2 feet that look like claw.
Also you don't eat the head of these two. But as per shrimp and prawn, you eat all.
Prawn's body is straighter than shrimp that mostly have curved body.

If you buy mixed seafood, you will recognise them immediately

That's boiled crayfish. Looks nothing like what we call crayfish.
The video is boiled lobster from America. The same. Biologists will spot the difference
Sometimes when you buy Nigerian crayfish, you will see all these.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cCz_PmP0cQ?si=OdtzRSNb30aDxGfY

Politics › Re: I Revoked Julius Berger’s Land To Build Houses For Judges — Wike by descarado: 11:42am On Oct 22, 2024
doyinbaby:
There is no justification for building houses for judges they already earn a superfluous salary ...they can build 10s of houses with their legitimate income...... the wealth of the nation is not for the judges alone....if they cannot judge fairly despite their superflous earnimg they are not worthy to be called judges
Only in Nigeria.
What part of the world do govt build houses for free for senior civil servants.
Doesn't even sound right to the ear.
Politics › Re: EFCC Re-Arraign Ex-Kwara Governor, Abdulfatah Ahmed For ₦‎5.78 Billion Fraud by descarado: 6:19am On Oct 22, 2024
Who believe in these people's stunts anymore?

We wonder if efcc is not part of Nigerian police anymore.
Besides, the money is very small.
He is a small thief.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Who Sold Fake Nursing Degrees In MD, NY & FL Sentenced To Prison by descarado: 5:55am On Oct 22, 2024
cococandy:
They keep ruining Nigeria’s reputation abroad.
Not to mention giving the impression that you can become a nurse without going through due process, all the clinical experience , necessary prerequisites and actually passing the boards on merit. That’s why you meet some of them and wonder how they even got a license. Because they don’t understand basic physiology or simple biochemical processes necessary to adequately care for sick people
Not only in America.
Currently, more than 2000 Nigerian nurses have problems with NMC uk. From fraudulent exam malpractice in ibadan before even leaving the shores of Nigeria to hosts of others. Nigerian nurses in UK have very bleak future cos we cut corners and do lots of unethical nonsense so as to make extra quids.
When we find ourselves abroad, we exhibit the same naija mentality we do here and think we can get away with it. To the good working Nigerians, it's well.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 10:29pm On Oct 21, 2024
armyofone:
Dem gave it different names grin

Prawn
Crayfish
Shrimp
Crawfish
Crawfish - African Americans love Crawfish. Me I can hardly find something eat in a Crawfish grin

I love the very white ones they sell in Nigeria market- my mom do blend and made sauce from it. Delicious with rice or yams.
kiss
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 10:27pm On Oct 21, 2024
Cousin9999:
Prawns are just really big shrimp. Crayfish, crawfish, and crawdads are the same. Langoustines are another type of shellfish that looks like a crawfish, but they're actually a type of lobster.

But they basically offer the same flavors to whatever dish you would want to use one of them for with slight differences in flavor (e.g. sweeter) and texture.
I watch Ghana popular food content creators and everytime they will say shrimp powder. Have asked myself why they don't use crayfish. Not knowing our crayfish is their shrimp powder and they use it to cook everything.
Well, they should accept us as we are. We no kill person grin
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 10:22pm On Oct 21, 2024
GboyegaD:
Na mistake.Na Sunday I think say I swipe.
Hahahaaas cheesy cheesy cheesy
I looked at it twice and was like, what is bros up to this time around.
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky’s No-makeup Look Shocks Fans After Seme Border Arrest (Photos) by descarado: 10:20pm On Oct 21, 2024
doggedfighter:
He's even chubby.




So all those peng pictures are heavily edited ?
Na many young people's role model in and outside Nigeria.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 5:41pm On Oct 21, 2024
cococandy:
I don’t know my sister. I just call it what it says on the package. I know shrimp and crayfish are really similar so it’s easy for people to mislabel them. If not that prawns are typically larger, they for collect too😭
Both prawn, crayfish o and shrimp, all na crayfish.
wink cheesy
Politics › Re: How Buhari Reversed Nigeria’s 16- Year Economic Gains, By World Bank by descarado: 5:35pm On Oct 21, 2024
IfnobeGod20:
My concern is, it was the same Buhari they defended with all the veins in their body. Anyone that say anything against Buhari then, were abused and called different kinds of names and a very common one "wailing wailer". Those that are complaining that time were called enemies of the nation and unpatriotic Nigerians.
My grouse is, the same set of people are the ones still attacking people today and doesn't want anyone to talk about the mismanagement and undemocratic posture of Tinubu's government.
Chiefest of them are, helinues, MANNABBQGRILL, Alliswell258, UltraSolid, yarimo, yyb, casualobserver, tundegan, haybhi1, stuffs2002, Lanretoye, IgbosCriminals, gidigbam1, Thiefobi1, anonimi, Ironbull, Okoroawusa, and many of them here. Even the present president, his personal ambition didn't allow him to say anything when he had the opportunity to talk.
My prayer is, may God repay everyone with their deeds.
One person there has 3 monickers grin
Politics › Re: How Buhari Reversed Nigeria’s 16- Year Economic Gains, By World Bank by descarado: 5:31pm On Oct 21, 2024
Mindlog:
Manna wasted 8 years of human life, twerking for Sai Baba. cheesy cheesy
His tweaking for sai baba is simply to snub igbo people which he hate with passion.

Now his prefered candidate is there, mission accomplished.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 5:11pm On Oct 21, 2024
cococandy:
Shrimp salad
Quick question. Is what we call crayfish really crayfish?
Is that not Shrimp?
The first 2 which we use to cook are shrimp while the last one is crayfish.
Why do we always give things the wrong names

Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 5:04pm On Oct 21, 2024
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 5:03pm On Oct 21, 2024
GboyegaD:
Some food over the weekend:

1. Chicken nachos for dinner on Saturday.
2. Sissy brunch made by madam.
Oga G, what is sissy brunch please.
Crime › Re: My Mum Forcing Me Into Prostitution, Delta Schoolgirl Alleges by descarado: 5:00pm On Oct 21, 2024
It's rampant in rivers state for eons.
Social service don't work in Nigeria.
What actually works?
Crime › Re: Man Dies During Fortification Ritual At Native Doctor’s Shrine In Enugu by descarado: 11:28am On Oct 21, 2024
Calitoscassius:
Okay, let's just assume the visa was fake, how is burying alive provide a genuine visa? It bugs my head trying work it out.. undecided
I can't answer that as I am not the dead boy nor the father.
I just made an assumption which might have led to such act.
Politics › Re: Nigerians Dump Toothpastes Turn To Chewing Sticks As Economic Hardship Bites by descarado: 11:27am On Oct 21, 2024
I love our chewing stick. It has anti fungal, antibacterial and antiviral properties. Hardly you see our elders with rotten teeth or no teeth. Just very few.
They should go further into chewing stick production.
I buy it here very costly.
Use it anytime I have cold sore. Help with healing really fast.
Crime › Re: Man Dies During Fortification Ritual At Native Doctor’s Shrine In Enugu by descarado: 10:53am On Oct 21, 2024
Calitoscassius:
It is absolutely ridiculous. First he went through the dificult visa prosses to obtain a visa from whichever country consulate and the visa expired, rather than go back and obtain another visa, he agreed to be buried alive for what? To extend the visa? Obtain another visa? Or to evade custom and immigration at the airport? I mean, did he even know why he was buried alive? Atleast. cheesy if he is dying atleast he should know why.


Again, i repeat, if this bury alive magic could work, he wouldn't need to go through the hard process of obtaining the first visa. grin

Sadly millions of Naigeerians believes this ridiculous nonesense. Apparently his father recomended the bury alive magic grin what a morronic father.
Maybe it's fake visa. That's the only reason he wil engage in such adventure.
Crime › Re: Man Dies During Fortification Ritual At Native Doctor’s Shrine In Enugu by descarado: 9:55am On Oct 21, 2024
Calitoscassius:
I don't understand this, fortify him to evade immigrations or what?

If such magic existed he wouldn't need any visa in the first place. Ignorant morrons!
The thing make no sense honestly.
The way we believe in these things yet we are the poorest country in the world.
Dammit
Crime › Re: Man Dies During Fortification Ritual At Native Doctor’s Shrine In Enugu by descarado: 9:53am On Oct 21, 2024
Your visa expired, instead of you to renew it, you are looking for fortification.
Who do us this thing?
Politics › Re: Grid Collapses 105 Times In 10 Years Despite $1.4bn Loans by descarado: 8:17am On Oct 21, 2024
headboyprince:
bullshit who uses power for free? When 1000 is 4 units. Something is wrong with your head. Ordinary small Benin have 24/7 light, you're saying you need world national budget to fix grid.
Don't mind the guy. See as he is dismissing everybody's comment.

B4 I left naija and till date, my area in Abuja pays the highest in power consumption. I worked with the hq business unit cos I asked. Reason was we get the highest(least is 22 hours daily) and most times 24 hours daily. It doesn't happen everywhere so that alone was the reason we are charged the highest. Our metre run the highest if you are using prepaid. Almost all houses use prepaid as at that time
Despite the fact that that we wired the whole community, bought and service all the transformers. We even pay them to come for maintenance.
Meanwhile aso rock was owing billions before I left.
All the ministries and parastatals are owing billions.
Politicians and elites owe billions.
And that guy is talking trash.
Politics › Re: Grid Collapses 105 Times In 10 Years Despite $1.4bn Loans by descarado: 8:07am On Oct 21, 2024
nairalanda1:
Do you know what we were talking about, Comrade?
Do you know what you are talking about?
Do you work, or have worked in the power sector?
Or you believe whatever the govt says to you.

When you are ready, you may get the right people to participate in your discussion.

It's older and more powerful than fuel subsidy cabal so rest it.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 7:58am On Oct 21, 2024
radautoworks:
Try making hot honey. It's amazing! I use Scotch bonnet to make mine
I was giving that by a very good friend few years ago. Not really into it. Just okay with my chilli and all the herbs and aromatics as I cook virtually everything with it except naija soups. There are some dishes that the taste of honey will alter for me, I rather use whenever there is need.
kiss kiss
The Caribbeans love it!
Politics › Re: Grid Collapses 105 Times In 10 Years Despite $1.4bn Loans by descarado: 7:52am On Oct 21, 2024
nairalanda1:
Strongly doubt.

It might even be an underestimation given the gravity of the problem.
See as you absolve them of corruption and mismanagement. Nigerian power sector is the most corrupt ministry in Nigeria. Worst than fuel subsidy.

When you are ready to address the real problem, maybe, people will air their thought.
Imagine world bank refusing to lend them money.
That's unbelievable cheesy cheesy
Travel › Re: This Is How Fuel Is Being Smuggled From Adamawa To Cameroon by descarado: 2:46am On Oct 21, 2024
Has been ongoing since the creation of nnpc

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