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FamilyRe: Nigerian Girl Born With Blue Eyes In Delta Experiences Stigmatization (Photos) by dessz(m): 5:37pm On Apr 03, 2017
ibson99:
scary eyes. you sure she aint marine spirit
get..

FamilyRe: Nigerian Girl Born With Blue Eyes In Delta Experiences Stigmatization (Photos) by dessz(m): 5:34pm On Apr 03, 2017
as u see the baby eye, I am vexing for my parents, why una no give me that kind eye angry I kon black eye, grin pupils black, cornea black wtf cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Johnson Suleman Arrives Cyprus For A Crusade (Photos) by dessz(m): 2:17pm On Apr 03, 2017
hmmmm....

Foreign AffairsRe: Bomb Explosions Rock Russian Metro Station, 10 Die, 30 Injure by dessz(m): 2:15pm On Apr 03, 2017
I don't understand how all these bombers think huh does bombing and killing innocent people make them achieve whatever goals they have undecided RIP to the dead. i really am not understanding.

CrimeRe: Nigerian Man, Henry Esin Killed Outside A Nightclub In The UK. Photos by dessz(m): 2:04pm On Apr 03, 2017
youngest85:
Say no to cultism
wetin bring cultism come dis matter. abeg, I repeat abeg , help us all by trying to use your head. angry

CrimeRe: Nigerian Man, Henry Esin Killed Outside A Nightclub In The UK. Photos by dessz(m): 2:04pm On Apr 03, 2017
oh lord come down and manifest your power, ohh lord come down and manifest your power...Manologe....oops... sorry, forgot the song grin . may God deliver us from all these. RIP to the dead.
CelebritiesRe: Pretend Your Vagina Is Worth $500m - Dabota Lawson Tells Ladies by dessz(m): 10:22am On Apr 03, 2017
then, is the waist of a man worth #501million undecided . cos all the ladies are doing is just opening it and shouting " yeh, yeah ,Jesus, ahh, hardèr , fastèr " :X while we the guys are the one suffering wink abeg, is it easy to move your waist back and forth for 1 hr. huh grin
Christianity EtcRe: "Your Baby Is A Snake" - Delta Pastor Tells Woman As She Dumps Her Baby (Pics) by dessz(m): 10:20am On Apr 03, 2017
i thought due to our advancements, Nigerians would have the sense to distinguish BTW truths and false, but I still keep getting disappointed cry this is a true example of the saying, that "common sense is not common" SMH.

PoliticsRe: Breaking News: Rep Seeks 20-year Jail Term For Financial Crimes by dessz(m): 8:14am On Apr 03, 2017
HA!! in 9ja, 20yrs ko 1 century ni .. in 9ja a person will steal 500 million, he will be given 5yrs jail "OR" 50 million bail. this bill will be useless to those corrupt bàstãrds. when appeal court is there ..lol..
....appeal court ------ has being saving many politicians, since FOREVER!!? angry
PoliticsRe: Oladipo Diya Celebrates His 73rd Birthday Today by dessz(m): 8:05am On Apr 03, 2017
hbd anybody wey don reach 70+ is worth being celebrated.. it is not eazy at all cheesy
wehdone baba cool

Forum GamesRe: Brain Teasers by dessz(m): 7:08am On Apr 03, 2017
devilmaycry:
jst saw ur mention....easy one here
first of all you can see itz a routine,opening windows and closing them,throwing coins down are all of the same result....its part of analysis

now the question is...if it was a suicide ,the windows will only be opened not closed,cos if u push ursef down who will close the window behind you??...That is to say his killer pushed him down and closed the window...reason for his coins experiment with opening and closing of windows...dahs it
nice
PoliticsRe: Buhari Orders The Sack Of Killers Of Cynthia Osukogu by dessz(m): 6:03pm On Apr 02, 2017
Mr op......

CelebritiesRe: Davido 'Eats' Thousands Of Dollars With His DMW Gang As Dinner In South Africa by dessz(m): 2:25pm On Apr 02, 2017
idgàf bout wat he uses his money for ;whether he use am clean yansh or nose. undecided

Forum GamesRe: Brain Teasers by dessz(m): 2:17pm On Apr 02, 2017
cana882:
If it was suicide, he would have landed closer to the building but since he was pushed, he landed a distant away from the building.
incorrect, read the 10th line and u will see why u are wrong.
Forum GamesRe: Can You Solve This ??? by dessz(m): 1:41pm On Apr 02, 2017
devilmaycry:
If,,

2 + 3 = 8

3 + 7 = 27

4 + 5 = 32

5 + 8 = 60

7 + 9 = ......?
hey devil may laugh cool go and check your brain teasers thread and see if u can solve my question grin
Christianity EtcRe: Pastors And Controversies...kumuyi's Example by dessz(m): 1:35pm On Apr 02, 2017
iamtewwy:
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as I see your signature am like

CrimeRe: Nigerian Bishop Jailed For Sexually Abusing 16year Old Girl In London by dessz(m): 1:29pm On Apr 02, 2017
this is kind of man that give us Nigerians bad name. Must he go and fo0l himself there. Name checkers I leave the rest to you.

Forum GamesRe: Brain Teasers by dessz(m): 1:24pm On Apr 02, 2017
Girltee1:
Please continue. Thanks. kiss
Sherlock Holmes the #1 detective, was called to determine the cause of death(I.e whether it is a suicide or a murder) of a found dead body. when he got there he was told that the body was found on the front of a 100 storey building and the person used to live at the 100th floor.looking at the building,all the windows were aligned vertically and everyone could see that from the way he died, he fell from the window.
sherlock thought for a moment and went to the ground floor, he opened the windows,saw the people looking at him quizzically, he smiled, took a coin threw it through the window and closed the window.
he entered the 1st floor, opened the window, threw another coin, closed the window. he did this to the 100th floor without any change in the routine.
he came down, addressed the people and told them that it was a case of murder.
......Why...and state your reason.
FamilyRe: Can You Start A Family With This Salary In Nigeria? by dessz(m): 11:54am On Apr 02, 2017
FvckShiT:
absolutely fůcking not

I fůcking spend close to that amount (60 grand)every fůcking month---on data and airtime
mumurity.I surrender for your lack of sénsè.

CrimeRe: 2 Motorcycle Thieves Caught In Abia, Tied & Nearly Burnt To Death By Angry Mob by dessz(m): 7:17pm On Apr 01, 2017
lol at the last .... they used his clothes to tie his hands......looks like handcuff don cost for market cool on a lighter note

who is the hilarious guy that created this meme.

AgricultureRe: Agric Students At Nnamdi Azikiwe University Kill A Big Python During Farm Work by dessz(m): 7:16pm On Apr 01, 2017
generalbush:
T for toto cheesy
u be iiidiot... grin
AgricultureRe: Agric Students At Nnamdi Azikiwe University Kill A Big Python During Farm Work by dessz(m): 7:11pm On Apr 01, 2017
I have my lala who never fail me,..I have my lala who will never fail ..... lala is my lala he will never never fail ... lalasticlala never never all.....its on FP ... grin lala rite now

CrimeRe: Fulani Herdsmen Kill 10 In Cross River by dessz(m): 7:10pm On Apr 01, 2017
lalasticlala mynd44 come and see, this is FP material , threads about other ppls bdays are not FP material. cool
EventsRe: Lady Wears Braless Outfit For Her Birthday (Photos) by dessz(m): 5:29pm On Apr 01, 2017
idgàf, as in wetin consine us huh

CrimeRe: Fulani Herdsmen Kill 10 In Cross River by dessz(m): 5:23pm On Apr 01, 2017
how do the herdsmen kill people and still sleep at night abi is their conscience doing vacation
...iam not understanding.
CelebritiesRe: Cossy Orjiakor: "I Expected Kemi Olunloyo To Be Locked Up By Her Dad, Obasanjo" by dessz(m): 5:05pm On Apr 01, 2017
I don't care about the post but I care about those front tyres wink choiii see b0Obs cool

I no know wetin my eye go find but if u look at cossy's picture again u will see red ünderw3ar ... may god deliver my eyes angry

RomanceRe: Man Dies Having Sex With 4 Ladies In Lagos by dessz(m): 7:27am On Apr 01, 2017
lol the guy died due to tiredness of the body, its a situation of ....the p3nis is willing but the body is weak.
according to falz in wehdone sir " u dey tell Mary say u will die dia."

CrimeRe: Gunmen Kill Two-year-old Boy, Injure Father, Pregnant Mother by dessz(m): 11:09pm On Mar 31, 2017
gunmen this gunmen that. when u ask them why, they will say poverty and Nigeria's situation is the cause.....in my mind, they have money to buy guns and ammunition to kill the innocent citizens but still complain of Nigeria's situation...am like;

PoliticsRe: Benue Governor's Wife Promises Free JAMB Forms For Female Science Candidates by dessz(m): 6:52pm On Mar 31, 2017
a governors wife is doing this while obaseki is there doing nothing...if he had done this I would have free #8000 but what about the guys like me angry

DIARISGODOHHH!!!
PoliticsRe: Senate Send Delegate To Condole With Fayose On The Death Of Adebayo(pics) by dessz(m): 6:47pm On Mar 31, 2017
softwerk:
Oga be careful with your comments ohhh angry

Kemi is still behind bars and already wearing prison uniform while being chained to a male prisoner!
bae did I mention any names cool

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