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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria, Morocco Deal Creates 50,000 Jobs by dessz(m): 7:24am On Mar 24, 2017

Business › Re: NAIRA WATCH: Panic Grips Forex Dealers As Naira Rises To N385/$ by dessz(m): 7:20am On Mar 24, 2017

a currency that moves 2 steps forward and then go 4 steps backward, is that one a currency undecided

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Webmasters › Re: 9 Most In-demand Programming Languages by dessz(m): 6:52am On Mar 24, 2017

what sort of lack of s3ns3 illness does the op have huh

. u wrote 9,then place only 2 and a link to redirect for the rest angry

how did this shït hit fp. undecided

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Literature › Re: 7 Amazing Tips To Improve Your Writing Skills Quickly by dessz(m): 6:48am On Mar 24, 2017

OK,......next

Crime › Re: Traffic Warden In Zamfara Breaks Pastor's Head At Tudun Wada, Gusau (Pics) by dessz(m): 6:19pm On Mar 23, 2017

mizhefeh:
iphone 6plus for sale! It has no problem, all you have to do is change the screen, repair the charging port, change front and back camera, unlock the network and buy earpiece to answer call but come with Original Charger, inbox me asap if u are interested.... thanks

Crime › Re: Traffic Warden In Zamfara Breaks Pastor's Head At Tudun Wada, Gusau (Pics) by dessz(m): 6:14pm On Mar 23, 2017

i can bet that the fight started because maybe the pastor reduced to give the warden small "cheese".
MODIFIED: pls fellow Nlanders the guy 5 posts below me,...what type of weed did he smoke. huh

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Education › Re: Heritage Bank, Lagos State Sponsor One-day Seminar For JAMB Students by dessz(m): 1:10pm On Mar 23, 2017

he said don't attempt the one u don't know. lol.
when I wrote jamb if i see the one I dont know,u go fear guessing.......I will b like.
catch(A) the(B) fish(C) and(D) let(A) it(B) go(C). thus the answer is C. grin

Politics › Re: Governor Fayose And Fashola Inspect Flyover Bridge In Ekiti (Photos) by dessz(m): 1:03pm On Mar 23, 2017

Nigerian meaning of inspect:: to inspect is to walk round a construction, point here and there then touch the walls or pillars of the construction... and go home.
grin

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TV/Movies › Re: Grammatical Intelligence: Jenifa's Diary Not For Kids- My Opinion by dessz(m): 11:20am On Mar 23, 2017

no be only kids ohhhh..
I remember my friend ask me : Dessz how are u.
me: I is does well.
it kinda just rolled of my tongue angry

Family › Re: Mother Reacts To This Her Daughter's WhatsApp Profile Photo by dessz(m): 11:15am On Mar 23, 2017

l no get mind talk anyhow to my mom, if I try am she go be like; grin

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Career › Re: Coy I Worked For Refused To Pay Me My Expenses, Pensions And One Month In Lieu by dessz(m): 10:47am On Mar 23, 2017

if I were to say go to court, the money for lawyers would be higher than ur withheld money. so all u gotta to do is try find a backer to "see" them on your behalf. cos there is nothing we can do 4rm his. sad

Politics › Re: Dino Melaye's Blue Shorts NYSC Outfit Got Him Blasted By Nigerians (Photo) by dessz(m): 9:40am On Mar 23, 2017

I take it as an insult to our intelligence for this düll f°°l to post such a pic and actually expect us to believe it cos we only want to see da certificate. .........Because the ppl in the village used his sens3 to wrap akara doesn't mean its the same with us.

...........RÜBB|SH............

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Celebrities › Re: Iyabo Ojo Subtly Reacts To Scandalous Reports Trailing Her Lately by dessz(m): 5:01pm On Mar 22, 2017

if I tellu I have heard about this iyabolosho. its a freaking lie .... how is she a celebrity huh

all i know is that "many" female yeyebrities are oloshos;

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Crime › Re: Suspected Fulani Herdsmen Attack A Man In His Farm In Rivers State(photos) by dessz(m): 12:03pm On Mar 22, 2017

I saw a thread in FP about some Fulani men "gruesomely" massacred in southern Kaduna......the op wants us to feel sorry for them while they kill our farmers...lol..... why would a perfectly sane group kill farmers for the land that belongs to the farmer. WTF.

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Crime › Re: Wife Of A Police Officer Abuses A Girl In Abuja (Photos) by dessz(m): 8:16am On Mar 22, 2017

a little girl like this has something that can only be called torture done to her. it is quite low for a child to hate, but we can only begin to imagine the immensity of her hatred to that witch called a mother. if she grows up her hatred will turn to the society and her parents ....so sad.

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Career › Re: Meet The New Lagos Police Command PPRO by dessz(m): 7:14am On Mar 22, 2017

hmmm, didn't know what to post after booking but i saw something " a gallant officer who knows his onions"

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Celebrities › Re: Omotola And Husband Enjoying Their Vacation In Morocco by dessz(m): 6:41am On Mar 22, 2017

iDROID:
Nonsense post but you couldn't ignore? Your opinion doesn't even matter. She's enjoying her vacation in Morocco while you're probably leading a sad life drinking garri somewhere in Nigeria..

nah I could ignore it bro cos I opened the thread for the sole purpose of telling the op that idgaf. cool

Jokes Etc › Re: Is This True? by dessz(m): 9:39pm On Mar 21, 2017

hey bro nofvcks do u remember this grandpa wink

Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Suleman And His Wife Dancing In Ghana Church (Photos) by dessz(m): 9:29pm On Mar 21, 2017

so a man can't dance and tortorri his wife in peace again.
bloggers and aproko;

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Celebrities › Re: Omotola And Husband Enjoying Their Vacation In Morocco by dessz(m): 9:25pm On Mar 21, 2017

nonsense post,

Education › Re: Uniport Graduates 78 First Class Out Of 5473 Students by dessz(m): 9:17pm On Mar 21, 2017

WhiteKettle:
Trying to picture ze dinner with ze firzt class graduates. Zeat them all, share rice, zay few words and that iz all.
Congrats to zem.

what sort of fuçkery is this,

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Education › Re: Uniport Graduates 78 First Class Out Of 5473 Students by dessz(m): 9:16pm On Mar 21, 2017

hmm congrats to the graduates, I wonder when 2500 out of 5000 graduates will have first class huh

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Yahya Jammeh Farming In Equatorial Guinea (Photos) by dessz(m): 8:04pm On Mar 21, 2017

Celebrities › Re: EFCC Warns Kemi Adetiba With Her Work "The Wedding Party" by dessz(m): 7:45pm On Mar 21, 2017

i get the joke(sarcastic post) but it ain't funny its kinda stale;

on a better note, fellow nairalanders I need a new sim which one do u suggest I buy for browsing Glo or Etisalat.
undecided

Crime › Re: Heartbreaking Story Of OAU Student Waiting To Be Hanged by dessz(m): 6:44pm On Mar 21, 2017

nothing is worse than knowing when and how u will die but u can't do anything about it but sit and wash ur neck for cutting. smh.

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Nairaland General › Re: The Huge Snake Caught By Soldiers In Borno State (Photos) by dessz(m): 6:09pm On Mar 21, 2017

Benekruku:

Blood of Apostle Sulaiman!

!

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Nairaland General › Re: The Huge Snake Caught By Soldiers In Borno State (Photos) by dessz(m): 6:06pm On Mar 21, 2017

as lala see this post he is like;

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Celebrities › Re: Flavour And United Nations Soldiers In Liberia (Photos) by dessz(m): 5:34pm On Mar 21, 2017

AbuEzeFemi:
flavour

u dey use opera mini do nairaland lol u go ols bwfore u see ftc. grin

Celebrities › Re: Flavour And United Nations Soldiers In Liberia (Photos) by dessz(m): 5:33pm On Mar 21, 2017

AbuEzeFemi:
flavour

u dey use opera mini do nairaland lol u go old before u see ftc. grin

Events › Re: Pregnant Lady Plays The Role Of A Bridesmaid With Her Huge Baby Bump (Photos) by dessz(m): 3:25pm On Mar 21, 2017

mccoy47:

Meanwhile

A pilot was told to transfer mad people from Naija to U. S. A . he agreed and carried dem in his plane.

Every place was so noisy.

Later one of the mad men approached the pilot and said "pls can u teach me how to fly the aeroplane"?

The pilot replied, I will teach you how to fly if you will tell your friends to stop making noise (knowing that he can't do it).

The mad man went in, after some minutes, every where was silent as if an angel entered the plane.

After some minutes the mad man came back and told the pilot that everywhere was cool now.

The pilot became happy and asked what did you do to them that made them to keep calm.

The mad man replied, I opened the door for them to go and play outside.

The pilot fainted.

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Events › Re: Pregnant Lady Plays The Role Of A Bridesmaid With Her Huge Baby Bump (Photos) by dessz(m): 3:21pm On Mar 21, 2017

for the last pic all of them carry belle for behind it is nyashtilicious. cool

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Crime › Re: YSG FC Zakibiam Captain Killed By Gunmen In Benue Yesterday (Photos) by dessz(m): 3:13pm On Mar 21, 2017

Nigeria matter just weak me. We will be looking for future inventors,business men,president but the people that have the potential are dying unjust death. in america, who born gunmen to kill an innocent citizen..efforts would be made to apprehend and prosecute such people who call themselves gunmen when they are goats in human clothing (goatish syndrome). RIP man.

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