₦airaland Forum

lilianofentse:
I gave him my virginity but he wasn't good in bed, since then I've not been able to enjoy sex.

Lilian u haven't meet the right man to make u enjoy sex but sex is always overrated.

seunmohmoh:
Is snake not part of it?

yes it is,but the other time snake played a role. Thirty eight million naira was missing without trace.

Ndlistic:
More, Watch The Video HERE

God will punish buhari and his agric. minister with stroke of the mouth forever. They will die in hunger without be able to eat. Bleep the president his entourage.

seunmohmoh:
I declare Nigeria a snake country. Sealed.

Pls declear ur village oh, the problems we have now in this country is enough.

olasaad:
Thankyou since you are my next door neighbour, that's why you know so much about me

yes now, must u rubbish other peoples blessing. Learn to be happy with others with their choice and principle.

ctleurocollege:
Nigerian Rice





Contact me if you want to study in Cyprus

here is my WhatsApp number, 09037371731 pls add me.

Men!!!! Nigerians why do we kill for politics?it is proven we hate each other. that was why Jehovah created the heart of man hidden. Always mind the people u mess with cos there is no love found nor lost. Rip man!!!!




All I know one day "Nigeria" will be the best place to leave in the "world" When a 30 years old brave civilian rules.

aboyaji:
Everybody admires these guys now. But do not forget that Mike was once homeless just like a regular Nigerian who hustles for a living daily. Ebuka came to limelight through big brother and here he is controlling all the stares and admirations from all and sundry.

What's my message?

You're all like stars in the sky. Everybody has his or her time to be celebrated. Keep a positive energy. Be optimistic. Think like a baby. And go all out.

Finally, seize your moment.

Motivator and motivation

Hamachi:
Single Lady,
Do not trust the humility of a broke guy. Do not trust the loyalty/love of a broke guy.
Poverty forces a man to be humble and to do what he hates for survival.
Wait until he has money then see if he will still remain 'humble.' Money is a revealer of character.

I agree with u, same with women when them start given birth.

Racoon:
Mayram Babangida-Nigeria's most glamorous 1st lady.This was the time her Better Life for Rural Dwellers pet project reigned like mad.

fact

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mathew247:
I'm not here to devalue her she was the best girl for me so far. We were great today.
The problem started when she said she won't be coming to my place anymore and then we started seeing outside, one evening I called her after work and she said she doesn't have strength to see me,called her the next day she repeated the same thing that she doesn't have strength. Hmm, then I asked how her weekend go be maybe we can see on weekend she said she's going somewhere on Saturday and to be back on Sunday evening. I then asked what's the problem. To my greatest shock she said She doesn't love me anymore and that she's forcing herself to be with me lately. At first I thought she was joking or trying to know what I'll do then it got serious. This is actually the only issue I have had with her since we started dating. And money was never the issue. She even suggested I should find someone else that no matter how hard I try that I won't get her back. I pleaded with her if there's a problem let's identify and find a better solution but she said No that there's no problem,and that she'll still respect me whenever she sees me outside.
I was really hurt and my friends mocked me that I went and fall in love. How I go go marry person wey I no love? I do wonder what she'll be telling people that knows about us.
She's gone and it's hard to forget her. Her name na Cynthia.

Bro I see ur pain, next time love with ur head not heart. I applaud her for been truthful,respectful and passionate to tell u her feelings. Bleep everything about her and what ur friends or people will say. In life when no one talk about u,then u don't exist. Stay strong and get a girl that is more beautiful in every aspect than her and never take it against her.

pascalexmond:
I have a girlfriend of two years and since we have been dating,I ve been the one taking care of her.

Since we started dating,she has never bought me a gift or spent a kobo on me but I ve been the one buying the gifts, such as phones,clothings,shoes,give her money to make her hair and run other expenses too.

Even when she wants to go out with her friends for a sit out,she demands for money for entertainment,like #5-10k which I oblige her.

Infact,I ve been d one doing all d spending,which I know most guys will never do for 9ja babe as it seem to be magarism.

Just that I like to take care of my woman.

But,I have one big problem with this my girlfriend which is escalating by d day.

Since,I am not d type who is used to moving around with cash,there few times when we re out and we need to buy drinks,snacks, fruits or something for mostly herself & myself rarely,that I ask her for cash within d range of #1-5k.

In a day or two,she will calculate all d monies she spent,including as little as #100-500,asking me to refund her.

She has been doing this in d last two years and it is getting worse and it irritates me and I don't want to confront her to avoid a quarrel,but it still shocks me that she could be so inconsiderate.

Infact,whenever she goes out with my car with fuel in it,she will cruise around town with d car till d fuel guage is on red and don't bother to even buy fuel of #1k.

There was a day d car went off in d middle of d road after she consumed fuel of #5k.

Most times if she exhaust fuel of #3-5k and I ask her to kindly buy #1-2k to top it,she will insist and torment my life until I return d #1-2k to her.

Last Sunday,we went to a resort and I was short of #1,300 of d cash with me to pay d bill of #5,300 as their pos was having network issues and I asked her for d #1,300.

Till this moment,she is asking for the refund of #1,300.,Habaaa!!!!

This is a girl I support with #50k upkeep every month.

My brothers and sisters,this is a girl of 25 I want to marry

I ve just been thinking if her type can make a good wife or even stand by me If in marriage I go broke.

Even to cook is a challenge.

Always a champion of Cold Stone,Kilimanjaro,Tantalizer and so on that she takes pleasure in displaying on her WhatsApp status for d whole world to know what she eats.

And not that she is from a rich home.
They are just managing to survive in their family but she is always running an Audio life on social media with an iPhone x I bought for her.

I am just tired and confused b'cos I love her.

What do I do?

Bro with all due respect, u r a bitch nigga. thank God u just realised u r been used as local client. Man up and tell her all u wrote here, tell her with that kind of character u can't build a future with her. then hear what she has to say, reason it with the man in u and take a decision. Bro u r the one putting on the shoe and u alone knows where it itches.

Canada2021:
Good Morning Nairalanders, I know I deserve your reproach and insults but please help a brother out.

I have been dating my gf for 3 years now. I met her in my final year in school and ever since then we have been together, though we have minor issues but we make up.

She came to visit me for some few days because of the close proximity of my House to her place of work. I made sure i pampered her and treated her nice. I noticed that she speaks to me anyhow lately, I have been keeping my cool.

She closes from work around 6pm, so last night I called to find out where she was and d way she responded was quite rude, telling me that i am adding to the holdup stress. I called her again to find out where she was and she still gave me the same attitude.

She came home around 9pm, I was expecting her to apologize for the way she spoke to me rudely on d phone. She just walked in without even saying hello, picked up her phone and pressed it for almost 30 minutes, picked up her brush and was on her way to the bathroom when I accosted her. I asked her if she feels i am a fool because i have been bearing her excesses, the next thing that came out from her mouth was that I am really a fool.

At that point I lost my temper and slapped her, she retaliated and it resulted in a fight. I tried begging her later in the night but she said it's over. she left my house this morning and she blocked me online and tru calls.

I am a very calm person and not violent but I just lost it yesterday, I dont want to lose her. I just wished I had acted different.

please i need ideas to apologize to her because she said she will report me to the police if she sees me around her.

Bro u should be happy the respect less relationship is over but respect is always "reciprocal ". In life people leave for better ones to come and stay. Everyone is priceless,special and unique but replaceable infinitely.

Opioromango:
Hello Nairalanders, I need matured advice!
I just created this account to enable me anonymously share my story and say what's bothering me.

It's going to be a bit lengthy read but please be patient, you will complete it in less time than you imagined.........

In 2016 I turned 32 years of age and had sex for The first time after 14 long years of no sex.
Very pretty pitit Ebony babe in her 20s, intelligent too. She wanted sex, I wanted love (Don't blame me, I loved her) . She once asked me if I was gay because she probably expected me to initiate sex and I got the message. So one day, I took her to the movies and we spent the night in a hotel together afterward. I was scared somehow, couldn't sleep. "What if" questions started popping up in my head. What if she did not want sex, what if I she wanted to try me?
I summoned courage and placed my hand round her while laying on the bed and turned her to face me and that was it. She wanted it. In no time, she asked if I had condoms and I quickly rushed out the hotel room to get one. I did not know when I asked a female receptionist where I could get a pack of condom and she looked excited for me as she gave me directions. In a jiffy, I was already in my hotel room door with a pack of condoms.

We continued from where we stopped.
In less than 2 mins of penetrating, I already cum. I felt so ashamed of myself. Worst part was that I wanted to continue but for some weird reason, I couldn't.

I wanted a rematch but it never happened. We broke up few weeks after the incident. She was very nice to me and supported my project . She gave me #100k for my startup project which I am yet to launch. Something I am forever grateful for. Despite my ef ups.

She eventually got married, and I am so happy for her. Although, I wasn't at first because I really loved her to be in my life as my wife and partner. But It was obviously not meant to be. God already designed something better for us.

Now here is my problem, after we moved on, I easily get girls and they easily give sex but the problem is that I last longer than normal. I have had sex that lasted over 4 hours and once I cum, it's game over. In other words, I cum very late.

I know some guys will think it is a good thing but trust me, it is not. Not every woman likes it.

I have made a lady have intense multiple orgasms and she hailed me. The last time we had sex she begged and cried for me to cum. At first I taught the tears was out of ecstasy but I was wrong. She was tired.
"You will kill me if u continue" and she will want to give me head instead.

Anybody experiencing same challenge?

How do I overcome this challenge, I intend to get married soon and I fear it will affect my marriage negatively.

I need help!

werey

DenreleDave:
As in I don dey on this girl matter since last year oo, I really like am much if I must Confess.
One thing happened yesterday and it Pained me so so so much. One of my neighbor in hostel fell sick early in the day and in the evening after church weekly meeting, I got to meet this babe as she was going back to her hostel and she was on a call and I heard a name that sounds like one of my sick neighbors roommate. She was asking the guy about the sick one (the sick one is her frnd like she claims). She was asking the clinic they took him too and so on, I could sense that she was kinda worried.

Later that night, she still called me again to go find out about the sick guy bcox he is my next neighbor. She still called the roommate to my sick neighbor again asking about his whereabouts and so on.

So later later sha, we dey chat for Facebook. So I was like why are you so worried Cox I cud sense dt she is kinda tensed.

She said
"the guy took care of her when she was sick, he was the one doing the stress for her when she went to clinic and now he is sick and she is stuck here and doesn't know which hospital they took him too"

Now here is my problem;
Most times when things are not really fine with this babe, I used to sense it or have dt kinda feelings dt sumtin is wrong with her. We stay in different hostel so we chat and call. When she was sick, she didn't tell me, I even told her that I av this feelings that she is not feeling fine but she lied and said she is fine. It was her younger sister dt later told me that she was admitted in a clinic. Imagine oo, I even offered to go with her whenever she is going for her injection and she was like no, she can take care of herself.
I couldn't force her but I never knew it was bcox of this guy she was doing this.

Guys, I'm not angry that she cared for a guy that cared for her but lying to me when she wasn't fine annoys me. I feel helpless and angry.

Maybe he who get more bargaining power gets the babe. Most times I av always wanted to help her but she always insist No, she doesn't wana stress me, I'm just a hustling student.

Guys, do u think I shud just end this with her and go my way.. I can't keep enduring this

I wonder how u compose this write up cos of a babe u never express ur feelings by wooing her. now u are here claiming she broke ur heart by not telling u she was sick. man better stay off peoples life if u don't have a purpose to stay and all I see is u are been jealous dat she is given her attention to the other guy. man up and work up to a beautiful and sexy lady that meets ur standard and woo her to occupy ur feelings. To have full attention to some extent in a woman's life, u must state ur purpose. in a nutshell "she is just a friend to u".

donbachi:
for those wey follow due process...na wen d belle enter....cos marriage for no happen if not for "I don get belle" for some people.

Nor go marry without belle never enter, u just want enter one chance my guy.

Mazigabriel:
I tasted my semen this morning and it is salty, how does your own taste like or have your girlfriend commented on yours before.

guy u just they tell us say u be gay

Slawormir:
"Our reporter said children of the deceased have armed themselves and are in search of their half brother to avenge the death of their mother"

Hmmmmm..............
Anger is one of the shitt that kills a man
When am angry i just take a walk and drink some bottles

Anger,pride, lust towards the opposite sex and greed are the four things that ruin a man

Not just limited to the opposite sex bro,but all. thumps up!!

ineedyouradvice:
Hello N'landers, I created this account for this purpose. Please I need matured advice. Bash me if you want to too, no hard feelings but I'm in a dilemma right about now. It's a long read by the way.

Here's my story:

I am/was in a serious relationship, been in it for four years. Got engaged and we had plans to do the introduction next month November. As agreed by the both of us, I got pregnant (I found out two days ago). I informed oga that I was pregnant, he didn't sound too excited so I felt he was in shock.

He came over to my apartment to see me cos I invited him over. I noticed he was quite moody. I told him we needed to talk cos I didn't understand his demeanor. Initially he said he was fine that he was just tired. I knew that wasn't the case so I pressured him and he opened up. He said he was still wrapping up the whole situation in his head. I was confused. Oga I don't understand.

We got talking, he started explaining that this was not the right time. My eyes lit up (like are you kidding me right now?). He went on and on, that the timing wasn't right, if it was in January it would have been perfect. That we have to agree on a decision, going home in November hasn't changed but not with the pregnancy (chai! Kuku kill me)

I inquired why cos to me I don't think money was the problem (mind you I'm in my late twenties and I've got a job earning over a 100k, oga is in his late thirties earning close to 500k).
His reasons were what will people say? (Are you for real?) What will my parents say, he's a church worker and he will be suspended in church, church won't wed us, bla bla bla, who fucking cares! for crying out loud. Who even wants a white wedding? Cos we already said we won't have one and no loud trad either. Jeez I was livid. Oga we had this all planned before now, infact we made sure it was my ovulation period. Oh my God, I couldn't believe it.

I told him I can't raise the child all alone and can't cope with all the morning sickness wahala all by myself. Infact the restlessness and all the nausea has started. He even said, you're here in your apartment, I'm over there at mine, I can't be leaving my office to come stay with you, this is not the right time, we're not ready (mokun, mogbe, modarun!). Said he's mind is made up, we can't have it.

Oga, you don't expect me to terminate this pregnancy and then continue with this relationship or the marriage plans cos I'm done. I am so done with you. So unbelievable. I broke up with him. He was pleading with me to understand him as he was doing the right thing for us, right thing my ass. I told him to leave as I never want to have anything to do with him anymore.

I've informed his uncle, his brother as his parents are late. But right now, I don't know what to do about this pregnancy. Please I need your candid advice.

Thank you.

keep the baby, u r doing ur weeding at the set date in November. pls don't be angry with his attitude, he is just been afraid to be a father suddenly.

lilwetdick:
How many times will different moniker post the same stories on nairaland

in Dec 26, 2015 - you cried for sleeping with a fine girl
in Jun 27, 2016- you were looking for job after 1 year of nysc
in 2019- you are now working for a ministry and earning-121,000

so where is your Construction business and Toyota tundra?

all these made up stories just to bash females, and hear the normal words, gold diggers, slut, prostitute, olosho, arent you tired of hearing the same stuff everyday

he is a real bitch nigga, woman are special and they deserve respect.

There is a man for every woman, marriage is destined not promises.

Depressed101:
what is your suggestion, on treatment of my bathing water

use dettol antiseptic liquid and soap always, do this and get Q7 clearing milk to remove the black spots. Note not the Q7 whitening milk except u want to Change the colour of ur skin.

Depressed101:
i have tot of every possible cause for this, water is non of them, because I started using warm water (of which i usually don't before) still no improvement, I don't use rain water, the only thing I have not done but which is in my mind to do is changing apartment to a new location

using warm water won't help, it only reduces the itchiness from the water.

bad water reaction.

[quote author=ZombieTAMER post=82628360]We need to ask our colonial masters to come back...


Independence was a scam

Our moronic founding fathers put us in this predicament... That's why the likes of Buhari raped this country with their khaki by toppling a young democracy..

Believe it or not.. The same illiterate Buhari is still President decades after ... raping the country

I guess the young doesn't grow in this part of the world...












U are right,but time will tell the future of Nigeria with a destined man with Justice.

great message

LillyVal:
Pick one default you can accept in a partner.

1. Nagging
2. Odor
3. Bad cook
4. Laziness
5. Illiteracy
6. Aggressive
7. Sex addiction

7

See yourself

Women ehn Naso edo babes be




my guy u r just a big fool without brain, does that sound like an Edo name.

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Things we read on this platform Ha! killed bf cuz of 2,500.

Y'all should watch out for psychopaths when dating o lots of peeps ain't normal.

2,500. Earlier today a woman killed a man cuz of 200naira food.

Have we gone that low that life don't mean shi no more.



This country self