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Obosiland:
release Nnamdi KANU ,buhari. #ipob

and u that jumps from thread to thread shouting buhari to release Kanu, shey buhari arrest am?? dude is peacefully in London abi USA and u here spreading false news, Seun, lalasticlala, these group of ppl are dangerous, in fact I suspect someone pays them to just come and stir up sentiment, rally the ppl up for no good reason and mislead d masses, these ppl, and d osun state ode above should be banned immediately, for crying out loud they breaking rule's 1,2,3,8and 19

modified: well I stand to be corrected, carry on then o #releasekanu if truly hez been arrested

ernesty20:
this is why yorubas are brainless and foolish... The thread is all about el-rufai and his appointments and u are here talking about the igbos... Silly id.iot

bro forget that guy, he's a plain attention seeker, a perfect example of a troll who feeds off ppl negative emotions, even oyibo them get am, also don't generalize, nt every Yoruba person/Igbo or anyone from any tribe, nt all of us are tribalistic idiots .

ernesty20:
this is why yorubas are brainless and foolish... The thread is all about el-rufai and his appointments and u are here talking about the igbos... Silly id.iot

bro forget that guy, he's a plain attention seeker, a perfect example of a troll who feeds off ppl negative emotions, even oyonbo them get am, also don't generalize, nt every Yoruba person/Igbo or anyone from any tribe, nt all of us are tribalistic idiots .

masties2:
This is a thread that doesn't end. It just goes on and on my friend. Some people started posting here not knowing what it was and they'll continue posting here forever just because it is a thread that doesn't end, it just goes on and on my friend some people started posting here not knowing what it was.......

loopy

Dklef:
nice, same way i brutalize mic

.btw,

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..iam rapper drizzklef. I'll blow very soon, plz help my carrier!

baba itz career nt carrier, ppl dn correct u tire today, y u stubborn, n ur nt d only wrapper around o, ask airforce1 hw market,

this is front page material, ishilove lalasticlala

badoo YBNL na, who else? his style is just unique

ayindepremier:
OAU with jungle justices...
anyway, I suspect three scenarios cases,

1.) They are notorious Arm or non-arm Robbers.

2.) They are Rapists of OAU fine babe.

3.) They are GAYbriel and FAGitola.


Anyone or all of the above, because I'm very sure OAU doesn't punish cultist, it's celebrated.

I laff in Swahili, OAU does nt punish cultism? With Africa ish and all? I'm sure you've never been to OAU, d sch actually has d lowest percentage of cultist, make dem catch u as cultisf for OAU, even ALUU 4 go beta pass that person own

Sijo01:
Make your comment and stay off my mention.

take a chill pill lady....

Sijo01:

wha u smiling for

rip man

damn, ain't the light given to that section of town suppose to be turned off till the work is done? who go on am ..... RIP guy.

Tonnniey:
Nice write up but you didn't mention the most lucrative business which includes

(a) buying cloths and selling to both staff and students.

(b) Securing contracts from student associations for mini projects such as printing of receipt, customized notebooks, shirts, cooking for dinners, event organizing.

(c). Securing contracts from cooperative society within the institution. I regretted that I didn't act fast in this. I bought a rechargeable standing fan for my dad at the cost of 8,000, he took it to school and before you know it, I was called upon to buy 2, for another prof. Six months after, I heard a ASUU distributed it to all their members at a cost of 17,000. menhhhh.....I just carry hand for head in regret of not acting fast.

(d) Online internet marketing. This is what I am currently using to make few cash for my post graduate studies. Its free to begin and doesn't disturb my studies in anyway. I do it right in the corner of my room and money start running after me. If you need more info about this, pm me.

(e) There is also student work incentives by the institutions. tap into this and you won't be expecting money from home @ all times.
Thank you.

dude I need that 4th one the online marketing stuff, hw can I contact u ....

ya thanks for noticing ....... I love his songs , buh ppl don't seem to like him maybe because he's nt like em olamide ....... he's a dancehall and afrobeat master

hmmm ...... old PDP decamp and came to APC and we changed d slogan ........ itz so easy to deceive NG's as far as I knw, well still hoping bubu delivers even though we all knw he will still loot us dry ...... by d way within 6:18 and 6:19 see hw many ppl booked space

Ilekeh:
Which one of them is Obiano?

We don't care for local news in Surulere.

the one that looks like a begr in d middle (I no talk anytin o)

hmmm in oda news, plz someone help me out on how to start an IT report, finishing IT soon and need to start writing a report cc WillyWest p.s, I lost ur number, plz call my line

OkparaJesus:
Pray you don't die by my own hands. I will kill you too like I did to the guilty homosexual. I hate them so much that I can inject overdose on them.

what is this one saying ...... gerrarahere mehn I'm nt 1 to argue with psychopaths

OkparaJesus:
I trust myself. I will kill him indirectly the way I allowed a gay guy who was beaten to bleed to death at the hospital. I pretended as a busy nurse but indirectly allowed him to enter into shock. He died I was just being sorry but within me I was the happiest man on earth that afternoon.

lawyers in the house, what are you waiting for?? somebody charge did guy for murder and negligence of duty ......... (guess d dude might b joking though)

JustCurious:
If you think you can do a thing, or think you can't do a thing, you are right -Henry Ford.

Now

"If you think you can get a job with a 2.2 result or you think it's not even possible to get a job because you graduated with a 2.2 well, either way... you are right" -Experience.

Don't limit yourself because of your result. However, if it bothers you so much, you could upgrade, by doing some professional courses or Master Program. #My2Cent

thanx bro, though nt a grad yet .......

johnny1980:
Keep telling yourself lies you hear.

What have you as a 2.2 done to distinguish yourself?

What skills do you have in your field that a First class doesn't have?

What sets you apart from the rest of the pack?

Nothing and you want to get jobs handed over to you. Maybe you go learn some madt skills and improve yourself instead of whinning.


No difference between grades. How can you distinguish yourself is the main question.

abeg o, I'm nt whinning , just wanted to knw d grades na, iv nt yet grad, will be doing so next yr ........ and grade does matter, same way experience and what one has to offer.

Icon4s:
True talk.

It is peeps hu have failed in d attempts and hu have bad result dat blieve u must know some1 to get a job.
They often use dat to console demselve and make pple shift d blame from dem for nt getting a job.

nt every1 shifts blames, and some ppl try and keep trying buh nothing to show for ....... how do u expect a person of 2.2 and below to react grade matters also o, that's y I suggest to any1 with 2.2 n below to simply save up and start a business instead

ajasa4link:
As we all know the unemployment crisis is very much real and giving many a graduate headaches everyday applying for jobs online, sending CVs and not getting replies etc. However people are still getting out of the job hunting market everyday(just like I did last month), so I will like to share my story with those still in the market and they can learn one or two things from it.

Right from the moment I graduated from school I've always be an optimist that I won't be staying at home months after service hunting for jobs, even when the reality of the labour market has not dawned him. I've been on nairaland since 2009 as a registered user and not visited the jobs section until the middle of my service year earlier this year, and I started coming in to read interview tips, aptitude test tips and other educative tips. Then the reality of the labour market hit me when I started reading about people lamenting about not getting jobs two years after nysc even after graduating with 2.1,but being an optimist I reassured myself am definitely not going to stay that long before getting something worthwhile doing. Immediately I sat down and planned how that was going to be a reality.

Fast forward to July 2, POP came I collected my discharge certificate and as part of my plans to get a job as soon as possible I left my PPA in kebbi state that night(yes I served in kebbi where I stayed 10 long months without travelling once as part of saving for the great journey ahead after service) and got to Lagos the next day in the evening. The weekend was used for resting and updating my cv and applying for the few jobs I can apply for online.

The next week the journey started in earnest and I entered the streets with a friend of mine who also just passed out. We first got a list of the companies in our field of study, their addresses, we zoned them and made as much copies of our CVs as we can. So if we go to V. I today, we make sure we drop CVs in in as much companies we can locate in that area especially the head offices where their HR is dominated. We faced different challenges like gate men not even allowing us to get to reception, while some receptionist collected the CVS grudgingly as if they will never get it to the HR.
However,it all started paying off when we started getting invites for tests and interviews some of which we passed and others we never got feedback. Any day we go to write a test or attend an interview, we make sure we drop CVs with other companies in that area immediately after the test thereby saving money we could have used to come and drop the cv another day. While writing this tests, I was connecting with people collecting numbers so that they can share vacancies they hear of with me via whatsapp. Note I got some offers too, but mostly marketing and I have determined never to take a marketing job, in fact my was after 3 months of job search and no job I will go for teaching job since I did that during my nysc days and I even got a recommendation letter from my employer which was even a unity school. So I declined the commission based marketing jobs.

Fast forward again, a friend one day asked me for an advice concerning two different offers he got from two different companies Willing to employ him and just like a typical nairalander I asked HOW DID U APPLY?..
Then he gave me the game changer, he went to the regulators website i. e the regulator of all registered companies in our field, copied the names of the MD's and each MD's phone number and sent them text msg telling them he is a graduate of..... University, studied....with....grade and willing to learn and work under him.
Immediately I saw the intelligence in this idea because he has beaten all protocols, all obstacles on his way and has gotten into the heart of the MD. So after giving him the needed advice, I borrowed his wisdom and also followed his path, both enough credit and started rolling out the texts. The next week I was invited for a chat /interview with the MD of one of the firms,where I did well and promised to get back to me. The next two weeks I went for another chat/ interview with one of the MD's which later turned to a 3man panel where I was seriously drilled and asked every possible question concerning my field which I was grateful for because I dusted it all and left their jaws dropping. The MD told me he doesn't attend to CVS sent to his email, but the text msg got him. He was like, I need to see this guy who has te balls to try to access him directly. Then the MD asked me if I sent to other companies the same msg I sent to him and I admitted I did,but it was only to the top players in the industry because it was a did a stratified sampling in selecting them. Then we discussed pay and he said I was asking for too much for someone who has only theoretical knowledge and no practical experience. He even said if I wanted to marry with the money to which I politely explained my t-fare is much and I want to save towards my professional exams which is highly expensive. He now asked me the delicate question if I should not be contacted any further if they are going to pay lower than the minimum I gave. Then I told him provided the job gives me a prospect of a career growth and an opportunity to learn under one of the major players in the market, I can always improvise and live with the little difference that will be in the pay. I was told I will be contacted on their decision. I went back to my job search both online and offline and I've even done medicals in another company but not yet given offer, then I got a call two weeks after the interview with the MD to come pick up my offer letter and resume tomorrow. I was somehow discouraged since I know the pay will be lower to the one I already did te medicals, but I just braced up myself and said I should go for their offer first since I haven't gotten the other offer yet.
Lo and behold, the offer was much more than what we even discussed during the interview and my hand was even shaking to sign the offer letter.
Immediately I resumed, I was happy I went, because up till date I haven't gotten offer from the other company till now, probably they are still doing some in house things.
But the main point of this whole epistle is u don't need to know anybody to get a job, if u know ur God, u are intellectually rugged, and network with friends and arm yourself with as much information as possible then you will be out of the job search market before u know it.

while I'm inspired by ur story, it won't hurt for u to tell us ur GP after school ...... we'll all knw getting a job as a 1st class and 2.1 grad is difficult, but for a 2.2 and below, itz nt even possible ..... and many circumstances can force a person to grad with a 2.2.. ssooo what was ur GP, u n ur friends own let us knw

Mannylex:
I agree with you OP. Funny thing is I passed out same day with you July 2nd 2015.... During the course of my service year, I always had same reasoning that you needed connections to get jobs, good jobs in Nigeria, but i was wrong. A week after completion of NYSC, I had test invites left and right. I was successful in all and in less than 3 weeks I attended several interviews, did medicals then later attended training school. I had several offers staring me in the face and here I am, without any connection resumed work within a space of 1 month after nysc. Truth is connections help, but you can get jobs without it if you plan early. I started applying for jobs and practicing gmat and shl immediately I began NYSC. Its good to have some sort of fear though, it spurs you to go the extra mile.



By the way some of the jobs I applied for and test/interview hints came via Nairaland. I appreciate this site.

while its all good, buh what was your gp after school .... . that's another point ..... a person with 2.2 is better of making a job for him/herself

Dannyset:
Don't worry, dis will get to FP around evening or midnight, when it must have gotten to about 7 pages. But be fast also cos it will surely get to the promise land.

wizard of d first order hw did u know? already on FP at evening time

see all of them, interested in cucumbating (ladies) an vaseline topic

If she wants to dress like a male-she, I suggest she meets chichi Igbo to teach her d ways

but nothing is wrong with the dressing na, mods be pushing nonsense to front page cause it generates traffic.... iranu

I no talk am

KingTom:
Is is is is is it over?

it is now .... dey go work o

HARDDON:
What if i told u Chelshyte wud be relegated?

what if I told u ......... wait o

u sabi lie o, hw Chelsea 1 dey relegated? even if mou goes blind and mad, e no fit happen,

inimitkel:
Jokingly Man U lost to Arsenal(a team that got trashed by the Blues)jus like that, choi Man U can so disappoint!

haha , in football never use A>B>C logic o, u o just get hypertension.

mikkypel:
Baba, we go reach dat level IJN

hmm amen o ...........