₦airaland Forum

crossbreedwears:
Can someone please explain what this tax reform means? I am really serious

The tax reform means every state of the federation should strive to contribute their quota by reason of the resources available in their States to the central purse. For instance, if in IMO state,the resources available to them generate 100% profit in a year,60% profit would be given to them for their state development while 40% will be taken by the central government. A state without any effort to generate resources available to them would just have a meagre % of national allocation. Not the present case where, whether you labour or not there's federal allocation for you to take from the center. In a way,every state is to utilizes the resources available to them since the resources are sparsely distributed across the nation.Recently, Kaduna state has just discovered, Quartz for making clocks and electronic devices. If she succeeded in exploiting it well sixty percentage of the resources will be to develop Kaduna and the forty percent to the nation purse. LOBATAN! CHIKENA!

ednut1:
Southern leaders nko?

Are you talking about elites who have been agitating for it over the years? No deliberating or unnecessarily delay the tax should be implemented straight. No food for a lazy man.

festacman:
Pure madness.

You are meeting an NYSC member at her place of posting for the first time and you are so possessed by Spirit of violence that you fought her and tore her official uniform. The very first time and you couldn't control yourself!

Deserves an ignominious sack rather than a demotion.

Make dem kuku kilam now!

Offpoint1:
Bride price is a crime against humanity, humans are just pathetic creatures that tends to attached money to everything.
The only creation that's pays to survive on a planet nature given to all creation for free.

No other creature pays to eat, sleep, and procreate, except humans.
These pathetic creatures are selling lands they have no clue how the earth will arrived here.


If 2 humans seen reasons to live together as partners, both parents should bless the union let them go their ways. Whoever introduced bride price was a retarded azzhole.

I will never sell matter daughter to no human... F*ck man made traditions

We the elders are watching you in this forum

ibrutex:
Make sense , at least most of their ladies wont reach menopause before dem go marry ,like some tribe wey go put all their generational problem on the groom..

Really, please tell me their names before l enter their traps.

Sonnobax15:
. Seconded........At least one basin would have been enough for a non virgin.

How do you identify non virgin on the day of marriage ceremony.

Pastorjohn2:
Truly there's hunger in the land, Nigerians have started eating rats. So what's next?
Cockroaches and mosquitoes?

So you never sees where Nigerians are busy eating frogs and lizards ? Na waa oo.Even Chinese dey eat ente!

Lanretoye:
my dog has killed several of that over nights but will only place them where I will see it when I wake or at times sit and secure it till I wake.i use to dash them out cos I don’t know how to prepare it.

Kai! Where are you from in Nigeria? E dey pain me.

HitSong:

You won't mind if you don't mind eating

LEFTOVERS
USED PRODUCTS
OLOSHOS
PUBLIC TOILETS
PUBLIC COMMODITIES
MARRIED MEN 4K OBJECTS
WASTED AND DAMAGED WHORÉS

Smokers generally are not so common among Nigerian girls except those who have been wild and loosed.If this is your choice, no problems. You don't asked a boy not to be mad so long, he can stay alone in the jungle.

MadamVanessa:




I appreciate your authenticity, and it's refreshing to encounter someone like you. If I were to consider dating or marriage in the future, I'd look for someone with your qualities.

I want to be upfront about my personal habits. I'm a heavy smoker, although I don't smoke weed. I'm addicted to cigarettes, and I don't try to hide it, even when I'm in Nigeria. I've faced judgment from others, but I've learned to ignore it. Quitting is not something I've been able to do, at least not yet.

Seriously? Once a habit is formed it takes the supernatural to break it.Nonetheless, nothing is impossible for a willing soul.l pray that God will deliver you.Smokers are liable to die young.

Much more than weird.

Negroid001:
Takes strong mind not to do fraud

Learned not the way of the heathens/unbelievers.

Yankee101:
I’ll advise rehabilitation and diversion programmes for yahoo boys

Exactly my take.We have great brains in Nigeria but are been wasted without encouragements. Its high time we use these talents for greater height.

BigDickProblems:
I am a young man who detests fat girls. They are disgusting and unattractive.

Black fat girls are beautiful young man, it depends on your mindset. The fact is that,whether blacks or whites fat girls,most people detest them across the world.Infact, majority of fat girls in Germany hardly find life partners.Most of them felt sheepishly to blacks hand eventually if you find them disgusting, never you openly express it or act in a way to body shame them.Everyone would want to be appreciated and loved. Where this is reversed, we call it bullying and it may resort to self pity and eventually suicide. All the best.

BigDickProblems:
Great words, no doubt. But trust me, any girl that chooses to be fat when she is short and dark at the same time, is utterly unattractive and disgusting.

You guys don’t get the point. I don’t have problem with you being dark or short (I am 6feet and half inches tall, but take me to holland, I’ll probably in the average or even short category of heights) cos no one created themselves. A girl who is dark and short and still chose to be fat is nothing but a fatal shame and disgust.

Yeah! What kind of man are you? Tell me.

leanonme82:
Omo igbo. Keep deceiving urselves.

This is the basis of my argument. Who told you lam owigbo? Iam a correct origins yprba man

Tranquill:
Well, I do not think the colonial masters did but our leaders at the time who took over from them because of the African mentality and that is what they passed on to successive generations.

As at the 1960 that you mentioned, our leaders like Zik, Awolowo etc were largely in charge and with their desperation to impress the Oyibo man, it’s this kind of things that they arranged.

Here is Africa, the labour of our heroes past must never be in vain.There are things the whites love to do which are more or less a piss off for us or a kind of abomination. More than 85% of our children wouldn't be happy with wike on this decision.

BigDickProblems:
I’m a fair guy and will definitely marry a slim fair or white lady.

You're yet to see life as it's. I have related with the fat,the slim, the tall and the short. Moreover,l have had a wonderful time with the whites and the blacks, The one thing l observed is that, they are all unique in their own way.God is awesome Bro. Let's appreciate Him for these wonderful creatures on earth.

Factcheck0001:
oga u no see better food chop ni forget

No matter how slim u are if better food ( I mean good 3 square meal combo n subtle refreshment touch u) guy u go fat

Let me just give u examples, we used to mock 2 guys in school then that they top "suffer league"...( Na dem suffer pass). We make jokes about them that if u hug them their rib bone go show for your body

Many years after we left school n did reunion, u have to see these guys when money touch dem

Oga if better food touch u, u go fat big time

Seriously you're right. Sometimes when slim people travel to food rich country like Germany, USA and Netherlands from our country here,they become another men.

An interesting steps towards the right direction. Most of these degree holders cannot write ordinary reply to queries given to them.They will be looking for someone to help them out. In another development some are inept, cannot practice what they claimed to have studied.

Tranquill:
Please show your evidence to prove that the colonial masters did this.

Check your you tube 1960 independent passing out parade. Check chief obafemi awolowo,the prime minister of defunct western state, Videos during his reign

ExceptionalCool:
I checked online and I heard it being more common in women, it is called sleep orgasm or something. I was scared, that is why I asked this anonymous platform if it has happened to anyone?

More often than ladies it happen to male teen agers frequently. When l was very young l will wake up to see discharged semen on my bed.If this is once in a while,no problems but continual discharge should give you worry.

ExceptionalCool:
Yes, sir. I will in time. Is it wrong for me to say it felt really good? oya, sorry.

Yes now.If the trend continues you may be having it continuously while enjoying it without having interest in the physical reality.This where some come into conclusion that someone is having spirit husband. It may prevent you from have a normal relationship.

Tranquill:
Please explain how we inherited this from colonial masters…were they telling students to come wait for them in the sun?

The school authority would be instructed by the ruling power to come out in large numbers and cheer up the governors/ president, waving national flag as a mark of solidarity with him.its a mark of respect and acknowledgement.

richiemcgold:
This stupid practice is very common not only in FCT but other parts of the country. There was a day I was in a state capital down south where I saw thousands of school pupils lining up the roadside in a scorching sun holding Nigeria flags. I asked why, they said it was the burial day of a governor who recently died in office so they were giving him the last respect.

Innocent kids in this sun? Shey na dem kill d governor ni? No water, no shade, isn't this a punishment?

We inherited this from our colonial masters. Though its no more popular. All these indomie generations will see it as punishment and stress. In those days,especially during independent celebrations or the visit of governors,it became a must that we line up on the road to catch a glimpse of Mr president or governor. We were happy doing that.

Aringon:
Isn't that the truth ?

It resembled the truth.......but....almost all the judiciary are............from the top to bottom.

NetbizBoss:
Recently the GO of Redeem said members of his church can give up to 90% of their income to God. What will remain for members after this offerings every Sunday?

10% now, Mind you they give for God's kingdom o.

Smithkafors:
How is this our business?. He has not done any single thing since he became president.

Stop wasting our time!.

Are you talking to cityboy like that? Have you been to bourdillon, Banana island and lekki area of late? Sora e o!

olaiya2007:
Nice

Amazing! Nigeria has the capacity, logistics and human resources to create times twentyfold of these. The problems are,greediness, lack of righteousness andhyper corruption of the highest order.

Unclebayo:
but I’m feeding myself already… I don’t want to put myself into trouble that’s why I’m here… spiritual world is real

Hmmm,you're a smart Alec.l love you my friend. The spiritual control the physical. Is the woman am aged fellow? Is she a traditionalist? How has she been relating with u while with her in your former apartment?This will enable me to advice you.Nonetheless, she may just be doing it for you as you are now a student.

Anambra man again? I think all married men and women in anambra should go for marriage counsellling this is not acceptable.Shame on my gender for treating this weak gender like this. I was almost crying for her. Though womenfolk could be naught sometimes.

Flame333:
Among all the death or atrocities recorded, Akunyuli husband was more painful to me..

I hope Epka get it in full

Honestly, orji kalu is epitome of good leader
He is my man.How can Igbo of all tribes be taking orders from simon ekpa,a boy of 1985? Where are our elders in IBO land.Anytime epkpa is talking, l detest him a lot