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Romance › Re: True Story: Claimed She Was Virgin, Rushed Engagement by Desusi: 5:18pm On May 15
koladata:
Go into a very very deep fasting and prayer , postpone the weeding date. Wait for God to give you a very obvious sign that she's your wife... I'm not a very religious person but believe me when it comes to choosing life partner, God will personally intervene if you ask him for direction
Abi o,can you mend a broken stone 🪨?Never,a liar would always be a liar.He should pray through to the heart of God, marriage journey is far and is accompanied with many things.if this woman should secure the man,he may turn the man to mumu considering her night shifts with her males counterpart in hospital.Only few women are reliable.My mama na woman.
Politics › Re: I Will Turn Nigeria Around In Four Years — Rotimi Amaechi by Desusi: 2:55pm On May 15
Hi
Cherrybae:
You did it in Rivers state as a governor. Your track records are still visible for all to see.

Amaechi campaigning with his achievements whereas Peter obi is campaigning with emotions and criticisms.

Amaechi Nigerians will vote you massively even if you don't win at last.

Your achievements are much appreciated.
Tell me more!
Romance › Re: Sexual Cravings You Must Kill In 2026 by Desusi: 11:04am On May 15
spiceadole:
Well, it doesn't .
My touch does it better.
Sometimes, when he is done, and snoring away I proceed to touch myself and that's when I can reach orgasm
I agree with you 100 percent, you're right and sincere.l caught my late wife doing same some years ago.Some ladies are active than men.Maybe 10 percent of all women.
Crime › Re: Nkechy Ezeh: Nigerian Professor Jailed 70 Months In US For $1.4m Fraud by Desusi: 3:43am On May 15
frog12:
she probably has a big mansion in village grin grin
Before nko?
Romance › Re: Sexual Cravings You Must Kill In 2026 by Desusi: 3:13am On May 15
spiceadole:
Yes.
I get more aroused and reach orgasm when I touch myself than when my husband touches me
It may be the results of your constant masturbating, normally,this shouldn't be,your husband touch should do the do better,my opinion.
Politics › Re: Fulani group tackles Gov Mutfwang over shoot-On-Sight order by Desusi: 10:07pm On May 13
Indelibleage:
The people behind the killings have spoken. It's left for the government to act decisively.
What further witnesses? The breeze has blown and we can see chickens yansch clearly,the main people behind killings in plateau.Whats the governor doing now?Arise and do the needful,dont be afraid,you bear the sword not in vain
Politics › Re: Fulani group tackles Gov Mutfwang over shoot-On-Sight order by Desusi: 9:59pm On May 13
olaiya2007:
The Governor should rescind his order so you people can continue destroying people's farm unchecked
Abi o,any sense in their requests?
Romance › Re: Sexual Cravings You Must Kill In 2026 by Desusi: 9:51pm On May 13
wehdone:
Mind your own business ma guy. What an adult decides to do with their body, or how they chose to live their lives is none of your effing business. Okay?

I masturbate, nack people gf and fiancees, video our sexual acts, do anal, adulterate, etc.

E no concern you ma guy. Mind your own business!!!
Trutalk, every man will give account of himself on the last day to God.op will not be there neither any of the nairalanders
Romance › Re: Sexual Cravings You Must Kill In 2026 by Desusi: 9:45pm On May 13
spiceadole:
Even as a married woman, I can't stop masturbation.

I don't regard it as a sin.. It does not affect me negatively. It helped me relieve sexual tension when I was single instead of messing around with men.

I can go forever without penis(I don born finish ) but not without my fingers doing the do
Wow, seriously?
Romance › Re: Sexual Cravings You Must Kill In 2026 by Desusi: 9:35pm On May 13
IronCondemned:
We are human and respond to stimuli. We can get crazy feelings and desires sometimes. Women have these desires much more than men do but they suppress it, hide it and pretend they don't exist.

I have mature female friends who open up to me and tell me a lot of women behaviour which one would never think exsit as a man.

All those things you listed up there will never cease to be done by humans till eternity because they're part of human behavioural traits since human existence.
Certainly, that's why God made man a free moral agents,He allows men to choose whatever way they would like to go. nonetheless,it did cancel God commands for humanity.He has given man two ways one to eternity in heaven, the narrow way and then the Broadway which leads to eternity in hell fire. Beloved of God,where do you stand??
Romance › Re: What I Saw At My Friend’s Wedding Shocked Me” by Desusi: 9:16pm On May 13
stuffs2002:
OP,

your story is not adding up. You claimed he got married after 7 years of being with his girlfriend only to come back and tell us about an elderly woman that he was dating for many years and you finally closed your disjointed story that he met another lady abroad and everything changed fast.
He never knew that, great men of high mental calibre like you and me are in nairaland. Its not add up at all
Romance › Re: What I Saw At My Friend’s Wedding Shocked Me” by Desusi: 9:11pm On May 13
Hi
chicfarmer:
This fiction has holes...
1. Your friend dated the girlfriend he later married for seven years. So at what point did he date this woman wey no gree move on?

2. How come you didn't know about this woman since the groom na your friend wey e come be say na friend of the groom (groom when suppose be your friend) na him come dey give you gist? undecided
This na Ai story.Your analysis is super,l thought as much.
Family › Re: A Lady Showed The Bottles Of Origin Bitter Her Father Consumed by Desusi: 11:45pm On May 12
Cum4me:
Must you bring anything to the Internet because of attention. At least respect the man privacy. You're telling the world how your father keeps knacking your mother after taking alcohol. See disgrace
Too much of anything is bad,this is horrible.Most of the underlying medical issues are caused by our eating and drinking habits,may God deliver us.For this Tinubu tough time season?
Culture › Re: Eating At Funerals Is Wrong by Desusi: 4:33pm On May 12
As a matter of fact, there's nothing wrong eating at the funeral.But let it be known to you that as you chop somebody's own,somebody will chop your own.How can you invite people to your father's or mother's funeral without giving them food? Thats wickedness! However, teenage and toddler death are no no. Many years ago,l was living in kano then,a family lost their baby,lo and behold, serious party was organized and music was playing and people were drinking and dancing. What a great taboo and abomination in my culture. When asked why? They said it was done so that the baby will no longer come back again to the family as it was deemed to be ogbanje girl.
Agriculture › Re: How My Side Hustle Became My Major Income Earner. Pictures Included by Desusi: 4:07pm On May 12
mainkendo:
Beautiful. Farming will always aid life .
If there's any regret l have in life its the fact that l don't invest in farming and livestocks. Recently,l read about a Uganda senior lady lecturer who resigned and taking care of large numbers of goats in the jungle.When asked if she regretted leaving the city for jungle she said her joy knows no limit living in the jungle while making millions compare with many times Uganda government wouldn't pay their salaries as lecturer.If l can just reverse my age to twenties,l will carefully go and settle down for farming and livestocks in particular jeje. Oh,age has cheated on me!
Career › Re: Worker Receives N25m Compensation After Losing Arm In Lagos Factory Accident by Desusi: 12:20pm On May 12
GanagiBitrus:
Some people may not mind losing an arm for ₦25m.
Seriously,it shows how desperate Nigerians are in getting money at all cost.The irony of it all is that money has never settle all their problems rather it has increased them.To everyone reading this story, 25million is a serious money. But, before this money would determined and released, a number of things would be involved, to start with, the service of lawyer would be needed,the care giver,the medical bills,his immediate family needs, future plans and a lot more, upon all there are people who wouldn't be happy with him spending all the money without giving them something.What a troublous evil world.
Properties › Re: Landlord Refunded Her Rent Because She Is From Ebonyi by Desusi: 10:06am On May 12
numericalguy:
I am not Yoruba but it always beats my imagination why Yoruba like you always seek to always stab their fellow Yorubas in the back all in a bid to get Igbo love that will never ever come because Igbos will never love Yorubas no matter what.

Igbos on the other hand will never love Yorubas ahead of their fellow Igbos.
You're a master discords sower, how have l stabbed my kinsmen st the back now? Simply saying what ibos themselves knows why yorubas wouldn't want let out their accomodations to them.Who am l to hate one tribe or people God has created? This is not politics, neither sm l a politician,l love all men and all tribes irrespective of their backgrounds. Your story lies within your beliefs,stop creating discord among brethren,God is watching you.
Right from the January 1966 coup, it has always been Yorubas betraying their fellow Yorubas for Igbo love and it still played out in the 2023 presidential election where many "Yoruba but" campaigned and voted Obi who is a horrible candidate instead of Tinubu who is a better candidate but Yoruba to the extent of Tinubu losing Lagos to Obi even at that the Igbos still never loved Yorubas more. On the contrary Igbos started insulting their Yoruba OBIDIENTS and making them feel less welcomed in the OBIDIENTS groups.
Culture › Re: The Tribe That Only Bathes Three Times In Their Entire Lives by Desusi: 2:06am On May 12
Don't they drink water?How do they take care of their infants and pregnant women particularly when they're to deliver a new born babe? Which continent of the world are they found? They look so weird, a being.
Christianity Etc › Re: Catholic Priest Caught Having Sex With A Female Student by Desusi: 1:11am On May 12
Its said that,he that lives in glas house shouldn't throw stones.A Rev father is regarded as a true symbol of sanctity but he choose the way of corruption.Of a truth,true men of God who received the calls can live and serve God without compromise.Where there's compromise, the man is not spiritual or sanctified.The bible says flee fornication.No matter the level of your calling,your relationship with opposite sex should be thoroughly guided.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Took Single Ladies To Forest As They Pray For Husbands By Invoking Names by Desusi: 12:57am On May 12
K
paxonel:
Mmhuun?
.
what about the lazy, ungodly hearted men who comes back home drunk and are not wise, but handle women with reckless gbash gbosh on their face at the slight provocation?
So, they are not men abi?
Certainly they aren't.Would you want your daughter to marry such a one? No for sure,real men don't beat woman, don't drink,rude or disgruntled etc
Romance › Re: The Girl I Had Sex With Months Ago Had No Nipples. by Desusi: 9:58pm On May 11
ayo2008:
Sin may be sweet but deadly
Beware!
Stolen water is sweet.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Took Single Ladies To Forest As They Pray For Husbands By Invoking Names by Desusi: 5:24pm On May 11
paxonel:
To get husband nor hard like this now
To get real men with godly heart,true love, hardworking and filled with wisdom in dealing with women,it takes prayers brother!
Health › Re: Help! My 17-Year-Old Daughter Has Never Seen Her Period by Desusi: 2:34pm On May 11
Hi
Stephen0mozzy:
Mehn.... You need to take her to a therapist or female friendly medical doctor who will break the news to her "gradually o". Thats a very heavy truth to find out.... And if you keep her in the dark for too long, she'll go to the hospital by herself one day, and find out by herself.

Phew! I can't even imagine the burden of hiding this.

I pray a miracle happens for her. But she should know.
Thanks for your comforting words and faith expressions.Hmmmm,theres nothing our Great God cannot do.Let your faith be so minute like a grain of mustards seed,He will perfect it.There was this lady in my assembly who has aborted countless times and eventually removed her womb totally,as an ignorant fellow,when it was time for her to marry, brothers were coming after one another because of her beauty,she would not give in to their requests because of her issue.Meanwhile,she was invited by church marriage committee who confronted her and she told them.There was this brother who persistently approached her despite knowing the issue with her.He told her God has instructed me to ask for your hand in marriage. The marriage was conducted,lo and behold, the woman are having three children now. Theres nothing God cannot do,He is your daughter's creator,not man,He is in the business of doing creative miracles of body parts,He will surprise you.Take her to any of these bible believing churches,her life will never remain the same. Visit Deeper life Gck monthly program, Redeemed,or mountain of fire centre,these are common miracles with them.Find out
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Caught Speaking In Tongues That Sounded Like Michael Jackson's Lyrics by Desusi: 6:56am On May 11
I wonder how people quickly speak in tongues when they're praying these days.This is why knowing the truth about God words essential. To start with,its not a must speaking in tongues while praying except as the lord direct in view of the circumstances at hand.when believers speak in tongues he confused the kingdom of hell an his cohorts.The bible says its better for the speaker in tongues to keep quite where he cannot interpret what he is saying.
Politics › Re: BREAKING: Kwakwanso And Peter Obi's Supporters Fighting At The Convention by Desusi: 10:27pm On May 09
Thundafireseun:
Abeg it’s too early to laugh 😆

Next thing will be to blame Tinubu for this mess
Before nko? Na Tinubu juju dey work oo.
Romance › Re: Why You Should Be-careful When Inviting A Woman by Desusi: 12:06pm On May 09
[quote author=fineboynl post=139350722]I invited this lady. She used her mother's phone to call me before coming and already 1 sent her money to her OPay.When she came, she called the mother; that she is with me.Every hour the mother keeps calling her.Until it gets late and she tells the mother she will not be coming home again.In the morning. Very early the mother called her around 5:30. After serious nacking that lasted hours. I noticed She was very strong and healthy.

God just has mercy on you marvelously,l pray God will settle you soon if you're looking for a wife material, but if you're a pick ,use,and drop type,you may have issue later in life,this is not prayer or my wish for you considering life issues with women.
To start with, ladies generally are weaker vessels and needed to be treated carefully even when you married her legally.Here are the possibilities of pick,use and drop. She may be sick,or having underlying sickness without telling you,but because of advantage she will gain from you,she will not tell you. Some of them are marine girls who have a plans which you may not know, such as when they would want to return or planning to harm a man, who may drop them aside and take another woman. Apart from this,the background of the girl you picked may not be known by you,all you see is that the girl is beautiful, lively and exciting there could be more to her as a person.By all standard, tactics and experience,women are more smarter than men in relationship issues. Her mother knows she's not married to you, yet her attention was with her while she rest in your bossom,she might want her to marry soon,at least, if you can get her pregnanted,the load is off her shoulder.
The last but not the least is that human life is so fragile that you can not predict man's life. A lady left her campus to visit her boyfriend recently in one of the South Eastern states and that was it ,she passed on from there.Tell me how the boy wouldn't see katakata.Wisdom is profitable to direct,flee youthful lust the bible counsel.
Phones › Re: Mention A Phone Brand That Was Once Popular But No Longer Exists by Desusi: 11:05am On May 09
Kemistri3:
Mention a mobile phone brand that was once well known but no longer exists.

I'll go first:

Siemens

Ericsson

Let's go ✍🏽
Motorola, Nokia,
Foreign Affairs › Re: Nigerian Doctor To Pay $1m Fine For Cutting Down Trees by Desusi: 10:47am On May 09
ARISHEM:
He cut the trees that he did not grow.
African authority in another man's land? 38 trees? Haba! That's too much now.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Nigerian Doctor To Pay $1m Fine For Cutting Down Trees by Desusi: 10:44am On May 09
dominique:
One one hand, it's his property he should be able to do whatever he likes on it. On the other hand, those trees have been there for centuries and he took them down in one fell swoop. A lot of history was being preserved in those trees and now they're gone.
You're right,do they even consider the hazard aspect of leaving the tree as they met it on their land.Sincerely,l persive theres
element of racism in this judgement.
Crime › Re: Woman Arrested For Receiving Stolen Phone As Birthday Gift From Son. by Desusi: 10:39pm On May 08
dawnomike:
The poor woman don suffer
This one is not poor at all,she must be a woman that mind high thing, surely Emeka has brought her choicest phone,now here comes the problem,one day for the thief and one day for the owner.No doubt if shes taking police to the bush,she knows what she was doing,her son is bush Marauder.May God deliver us from evil child.The Bible tells us train up a child in the way he will go so that when he is old , he will depart from it.
Agriculture › Re: 140 Chickens Died From ‘Loud Wedding Music’ In India - Poultry Farmer Cries Out by Desusi: 10:07pm On May 08
Funny but true story.Dont be surprised that this can't happen in Nigeria, because even our birds are as loud as we Africans.American friend once said, when Africans gather for a party its as if it thunders.when we talk with one another,its as if we are arguing or fighting with one another.

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