₦airaland Forum

Funny but true story.Dont be surprised that this can't happen in Nigeria, because even our birds are as loud as we Africans.American friend once said, when Africans gather for a party its as if it thunders.

Galactics:
So the chickens died because they weren't given the party rice abi?

No, it was because they weren't invited. Perdventure, they killed fish for their wedding.

Sincerely,the man look irresponsible,this is where care free attitudes start from.On the other hand the bridesmaids are two of a kind with the groom complimenting each other.May God safe the marriage.

delzbaba:
See how they have turned cold like ice water.

Agents of death!

So if women are doing it because of men,why then are men doing it? Because of women too? To start with,its a condemned act by God,the bible strictly condemned it, saying thou shall not make a mark upon your body,it implies that your God is not perfect.Personally,l see it as an act of ingratitude to God.Man has been wonderfully made in the image of God,and attempt to draw scorpio or snake etc on your body is abuse of God's temple.its like inviting God's wrath.

May God help us in this country.As a landlord,most times, whenever there is vacancy accomodations in my house and l requested my agent to bring would be tenants,my agent would ask, do you want ibo person? Or people from east? Or hausas or benues? Or Yoruba only? To me,all men are the same, irrespective of your tribes.As a Yoruba person,l would even prefer ibo to my tribe persons,but many Yorubas would not, because some complain about conspiracy or some irrational behavior or l sabi pass you behavior among ibo tenants, base on their past experiences.Thats why. We all, should learn how to bear with one another.We all are tenants here in this world,we brought nothing here and wouldn't take anything out, we should be our brother's keeper as life is short and our sojourn in the world is but for a moment.

There should be more to this story.How did you know your friend? Tell us how you eventually escaped.Any action taken on your friend?where are you at the moment? Can a good Samaritan among Nigerians help you secure a genuine job?

BrickandLace:
Be more original.

Adeboye never said this.

Although it the truth...he didn't say this.

He has not said pastor Adeboye,there are thousands of adeboyes out there.The story title is misleading.Although,Adeboye is a household name in Nigeria.As far as lam concern too, Adeboye cannot say this. 'Akowe eleje'

Let the story go wild,the world must hear it, heaven must take cognizant of it.As for injustice that could play out,no one commands a thing and it come to past ,when God did not approve it.

Hmmmm,wonder of wonders,a kingdom divided against itself..........!

What further witnesses! The man of God has spoken from the altar.The voice of man is the voice of God,south East straight 2027.
Enough of suffering and wuruwuru and jongbe.Haba! 'Enikan kii je ki ile fe' Meaning 'No one eats alone,at the expense of progress '

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ElSudani:
We will support the SE for two terms after Tinubu who by the way is doing a great job regardless of what the headless opposition are saying.
I suggest they give us Soludo after the Jagaban, Obi is a no no.

Whether soludo or obi,we want it now Haba! Man of God has spoken.Respect his annointing.

gassbee:
is there anything wrong if pastor's wife is giving her husband a BJ

What differenciate the pastor and the unbelieving world ,the sinners out there with sexual perversion.? Where in the Bible is bj encouraged?

jchioma:
Is it not possible that while service was already ongoing, the pastor signaled her to his office and there r*ped her? I mean, with the loudspeakers blaring praises, anything could happen, especially, if it was not the first time with the ladies in his church?

A serious act of sacrilege,what then is the duty of the pastor if during worship service abomination is ongoing.Mind you, some have committed immorality in the church and thunder fire both instantly here in Nigeria.God is no respect of persons.

She was raped during church service? How authentic is the story?ln the present of one or two witnesses everything shall be established,says the holy writ.it is possible that this is a conspiracy. Moreover,there is no evidence to prove where it happened. Stories of this nature happened most times but most of them are not true, nonetheless,the response from the pastor matters a lot,we are waiting.

Jamesbiodun:
Even your lie self go dey confuse escrow...
10 pos 2.4milla

What is escrow,tell us more on how to engage it when sending a substantial of money to unknown person.

Lithiumite:
What then should we do with this information, proudly showing to the world how disrespectful you are of your mum.....do you know what manner of parent you will be to your kids?

Of all the problems bedeviling this country,its your mum's business you feel we should bother about.....if you are tired of her why not dismother her.....wetin wey those wey noh get mama do

I concur my friend, children nowadays do not know that in a few years ahead,they too will become mama and baba.It should be a joyful thing to be sent by your parents knowing fully well that you will one day,do same.Biblically,the holy writ says honor your mother and father not answering back.Although, parents are counselled not to get their children offended, where this happened, courtesy demand patience with them.Sometimes,their actions are aged related issues.

Give us a picture of some of them fir clarity and observation

truthhurts2:
You say whaaaaaaat...?

Nigerians can eat anything.
This is a senior lizard,don't try it,biko

truthhurts2:
You say whaaaaaaat...?

Nigerian can eat anything.This is a senior lizard

Mirasteel:
You better don't eat it

Abi oo,this is a senior lizard. Very ugly!

How about the one on Facebook marketplace,how do you verify it?.Many times,l have seen a lot of these phones on the platform , apart from this there are other gadgets and electronics devices

stuffs2002:
He doesn't need any medical reason to keep a moustache

Are you a soldier? Did you know the man who is talking to you? How can you tell me that?So,if a man is allergic to shaving,he should continue to shave as long as he is a soldier? What a generation of genz Haba!

adenigga:
Source: https://punchng.com/gunmen-attack-police-base-in-kwara-kill-three

I guess something is peculiar about this village kaiama. Its either the bandits want to turn it to their operating base by wiping all the inhabitants away or rebuild it to be Fulani enclaves.l am not in position to instruct the government on what to do, they know the right thing to do.The presence case where the bandits would come in the morning, afternoon,and evening and at midnight implies something.There should be a military base in this agrarian community. Kaiama Lives matters. Kwara state government wake up.God is watching you,stop playing politics.

Some people are so kind to people when they see them making desperate efforts for livelihood, without arrogance but humble and lovely not easily offended
A woman shared her experience with me that there was this girl who used to sell boiled ground nuts for her in the campus.Anytime this girl came every one would want to taste her ground nuts whether they are buying or not,at the end maybe two or three people will buy. One day the girl started crying because her money wasn't completed. She now advised the girl to always tie them in nylon bit by bit and tag it with the prices From that day, the girl's life never remain the same, she was able to sell and make profits she has never experienced while appreciating the woman for her wisdom and kind gesture.

Obviously,Ai get no end in answering questions.Yourself na another character,which profession you be? Where do you get the number you gave Ai?

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omooba969:
What kind of medical reason?

A situation where he is allergic to shaving or rashes will be seen as medical conditions.

kpankpangolo:
My two surprises:

1. Government zombies are allowed to keep mustaches.

2. He’s built like a gym bro, not a regular soldier. He must be Igbo. Men from the tribe have no issue packing on mass.

For medical reasons he may be allowed to keep his mouthashes.its normal