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Phone/Internet MarketRe: Beware Of This Site (www.clubkonnect.com) by Detective05: 8:26am On Oct 23, 2017
clubkonnect:
Thanks clubkonnect team
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Order ID: 6257366493

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ProgrammingHow To Add Number Of Days PMB Has Been Away On Sick Leave To Your Website by Detective05(op): 12:44pm On Mar 07, 2017
Copy and paste above code into the source code of your website
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CrimeRe: Cult War In Rivers: 16 Killed In Shootout by Detective05: 11:54am On Jan 22, 2016
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Nairaland GeneralA Must Read: Open Letter To Lassa Fever by Detective05(op): 11:51am On Jan 22, 2016
Dear Lassa baby,
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First of all, ur fada!
Now, when Bird flu came, we were told to forsake chicken, we reluctantly obeyed.
When Sister Ebola came, we were told to forsake bushmeat, we obeyed. And now u, u just came & without the fear of God in u, u said we shld forsake garri. Garri ke?
Do u know how helpful Garri is to Nigerians especially Nigerian students? Honestly, if Nigerians student & Coppers swear for u, your tenure no go last reach anoda 1 week. Nonsense!
SportsRe: Kicknews24.com - The Online Football Newspaper by Detective05(op): 2:44am On Jan 18, 2016
Latest updates on Kicknews24.com

BBC Sport – Football

>Griffiths harbours Scotland dream

>Monday's gossip column

>Arsenal pass title test - Shearer

>Milan 2-0 Fiorentina

>Stoke game was a battle - Wenger

ESPN FC

>Highlights: Atletico MG 1-0 Corinthians

>Jonjo Shelvey's style similar to Steven Gerrard - Moussa Sissoko

>Leighton Baines: Everton 'not managing the game well enough'

>Highlights: Shakhtar Donetsk 1-1 Fluminense

>Manchester City's Sergio Aguero 'impossible' to replace - Pellegrini

Yahoo – World Soccer

>Porto stumbles to loss at Guimaraes in Portugal

>Soccer-Mexican championship first stage results and standings

>Soccer-Chilean championship results and standings

>Soccer-Van Gaal eyes title after another double over Liverpool

>Barca and Madrid win big, Man United edges Liverpool 1-0

Goal.com – News

>I was joking about Neymar signing for Real Madrid - Carlos

>Naughty Alli still has plenty to learn - Pochettino

>Sissoko: New Newcastle signing Shelvey is like Liverpool legend Gerrard

>RUMOURS: Diego Costa an injury doubt for Chelsea's trip to Arsenal

>Ranieri: I'll speak to Mahrez about who takes penalties
SportsRe: Kicknews24.com - The Online Football Newspaper by Detective05(op):
SportsKicknews24.com - The Online Football Newspaper by Detective05(op): 1:27pm On Jan 15, 2016
Kicknews24.com is an online football newspaper website that was established in 2015 to serve avid football lovers with the latest football news.

Kicknews24.com brings to you accurate football news from top football news websites, ranging from BBC football, Football Italia, Goal, Football Espana, ESPN, sportsmole and a host of other reliable football sources on a single page.

Why waste your data visiting multiple football news sites when you can get the latest and accurate football news on a single page with less data.

Apart from football news, Kicknews24 have the standings, upcoming fixtures and game results of top european leagues, with the aim of expanding in the future.

According to it founders: "We are working hard to expand kicknews24 to other continents, countries and languages in the near future".

Why waste more time when you can just go to www.kicknews24.com right away!
PoliticsRe: The Evil In Nigeria New 100 Naira Note by Detective05(op): 6:46am On Nov 25, 2015
Chigold101:
OP you are an agent of the devil. But please do not allow Jesus Christ to catch u or else u will born in hell.
Evil man with lie infested demonic evil news
If you are sensible enough you will not speak like a 3-year-old kid.
You lack the capacity to read and understand a common article and you will still say you are not an illiterate.
PoliticsRe: The Evil In Nigeria New 100 Naira Note by Detective05(op): 5:10pm On Nov 24, 2015
[size=5]What brought snake, tortoise, cat, lizard and fish into a national currency.

Pls check the QR code section well. Like i said check it carefully with your eyes.[/size]
PoliticsRe: The Evil In Nigeria New 100 Naira Note by Detective05(op): 2:20pm On Nov 24, 2015
TONIGHT ON LEAN ON ME 23/11/2015 | Kapital FM 92.9 Abuja

http://www.kapital929.fm/tonight-on-lean-on-me-23112015/

Every night for more than ten years she has always been hearing voices. She travels with strange beings in the middle of the night, she had an unbelievable experience in her room for about four days, she was barred by her neighbour from fetching water from his well and she made a revelation about one of the national currencies. Her story will not only scare some people but it will definitely raise a lot of questions.
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PoliticsRe: The Evil In Nigeria New 100 Naira Note by Detective05(op):
princemillla:
Funny enuf there is no yoruba image in 100 naira note except you are telling me the woman in edo attire is a representative of the yorubas
what i was talking about is the:
Hausa - Naira dari
Yoruba - Ogorun Naira
Igbo - Naira Otu Nari

and not tribes image.
PoliticsRe: The Evil In Nigeria New 100 Naira Note by Detective05(op): 2:06pm On Nov 24, 2015
Study well people.
PoliticsRe: The Evil In Nigeria New 100 Naira Note by Detective05(op): 2:04pm On Nov 24, 2015
Mind you this was revealed by an occultic lady that confessed on air in Abuja radio station Kapital Fm (92.9) in the Lean on Me weekly (Every Monday) programme.

Pls check the QR code section and comment again. Like i said check it carefully with your eyes.
PoliticsRe: The Evil In Nigeria New 100 Naira Note by Detective05(op):
dammytosh:
the centenary 100 naira note does not have that sh*t
What brought snake, tortoise, cat, lizard and fish into a national currency.

Pls check the QR code section well. Like i said check it carefully with your eyes.
PoliticsThe Evil In Nigeria New 100 Naira Note by Detective05(op):
https://www.bellanaija.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/100-Nigeria-BellaNaija.pngHi Nairalanders, did you listen to "Lean On Me"? If no then read this piece.

A girl who claimed to be a river goddess told her spiritual story yesterday on the Lean on Me radio programme on Capital Fm said
"The N100 Note Is Evil, full of demonic symbols... Like cowries, snake, lizard, tortoise, fish, egg in a nest, cat, and an Edo woman & a girl with a wrapper smiling (which are not suppose to be on its).
She said, all those symbols belong to 'Olokun'. And 'Olokun' they say is a god of rivers which is worshipped by many in Edo state. According to her, thats why the image of an Edo woman was placed on the N100 Note.

If you noticed this, in the rest Nigerian currencies, the
Hausa - Naira dari
came first before the Yoruba - Ogorun Naira and lastly
Igbo - Naira Otu Nari
but in the N100 note the Igbo is first Yoruba and then Hausa.

Now Nairalanders take your 100 naira note and check the back carefully.
SportsRe: The Alleged 19-year-old Cameroon Footballer Who Looks Like 50 by Detective05(op): 11:56am On Nov 17, 2015
His Wikipedia.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Minala
SportsThe Alleged 19-year-old Cameroon Footballer Who Looks Like 50 by Detective05(op): 11:36am On Nov 17, 2015
Name: Joseph Minala
Date of birth 24 August 1996 (age 19)
Current team: Latina
(on loan from Lazio)

is this guy truly 19?
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SportsJohn Terry: ‘next UCL Game Is A Must Win’ by Detective05(op): 8:44am On Oct 21, 2015
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The blues were held to a goalless draw on Tuesday night by Dynamo Kyiv at Olimpisky National Sports Complex in the Champions League groupstage.

Chelsea skipper John Terry has claimed that The Blues next Champions League game is a must win after sharing points with Dynamo Kyiv.

"It is a tough place to come but it is a point won and we move on to the next game which we must win," Terry told the club's official website.

"We move on and it is important now we go back to the Bridge and we have to win our home games. Big Champions League nights in front of our home support, under the floodlights, is where we want to be so it is in our hands and we feel comfortable with that.

"You don't win trophies year after year without that hunger in the belly. We are collectively together, the players, the manager and the fans and we will be alright."

3rd placed Chelsea host Dynamo Kyiv at Stamford Bridge in their next group game on November 4.
http://kicknews24.com/news/john-terry-next-ucl-game-is-a-must-win/
SportsBayern Munich Team Bus Crashes Into Parked Car In London by Detective05(op): 6:21pm On Oct 20, 2015
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Bayern Munich's journey to the Emirates Stadium on Tuesday night ahead of their Champions League group-stage game against Arsenal got off to a bumpy start, when the club's team bus reversed into a parked car.

After rumours of the incident began to spread on social media, Bayern's press office confirmed that the team's transport had indeed experienced a minor traffic- related mishap.

Thankfully, however, no players or passers-by were injured.

Witnesses who claimed to be on the scene at the time of the crash said that Bayern manager Pep Guardiola exited the vehicle to inspect the damage.

The Gunners have lost their first two group-stage games in Europe this season against Dinamo Zagreb and Olympiacos, making the clash in north London a hugely important fixture in deciding whether they progress to the competition's knockout round.

Source: http://kicknews24.com/news/bayern-munich-team-bus-crashes-into-parked-car-in-london/
SportsMourinho: ‘we Can Still Win All Four Trophies This Season’ by Detective05(op): 3:38pm On Oct 20, 2015
http://kicknews24.com/news/mourinho-we-can-still-win-all-four-trophies-this-season/

Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho believes his team are still capable of winning four trophies this season despite their poor start to the season.

No team in English football has ever won a quadruple, which is winning the Champions League, the League, the FA Cup and the League Cup but the Portuguese tactitian believes it is possible this season.

"We can win all four, Everything is open - we are only in October," Mourinho told reporters ahead of their Champions League match against Dynamo Kiev.

"It is possible. To win all four trophies is something really amazingly difficult. The difference between challenging for the title and for the top four is not so big. I don't know if there is a margin for error. We go with everything all the way and let's see."

Chelsea have won three, drawn two and lost four of their nine Premier Leauge.

Mourinho was handed a one-game ban with a fine of £50,000 by the FA after he criticised referee Robert Madley and declared officials are "afraid" to give Chelsea penalties.

Chelsea will host Dynamo Kiev in the Champions League tonight.

http://kicknews24.com/news/mourinho-we-can-still-win-all-four-trophies-this-season/
SportsAdvocaat: Sunderland Will Give United "Tough Time" by Detective05(op): 2:47pm On Sep 26, 2015
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Sunderland manager Dick Advocaat says his side has nothing to lose against Manchester United but will try to hurt them a bit and give them a really tough time.

Sunderland sit bottom of the Premier League ahead of clash with United, without a win in six league games.

"Normally United would beat us but we can give them a really tough time. That will happen, you will see," said Advocaat, who did concede a draw would be "a great result".

"You have nothing to lose against United and if we are well organised, and try to hurt them a bit, then why not?

"Against City we created three or four chances and a little bit the same against Spurs. We will have opportunities to score."

Dick Advocaat and van Gaal had played together at Sparta Rotterdam during their playing days.

He added:
"He's one of the best coaches in the world, no doubt about that. He has worked at the highest levels in Europe.

"He is a manager who does not just look for the easy way, he is always looking for the most difficult way. If you see his prize list, it is unbelievable, so I rate him very highly."

Source: http://kicknews24.com/news/advocaat-sunderland-will-give-united-tough-time/
SportsMatchday 7: EPL Fixtures This Weekend by Detective05(op): 8:58am On Sep 26, 2015
SportsThuram: ‘give Juventus Time’ by Detective05(op): 8:19am On Sep 26, 2015
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Former Juventus defender Lillian Thuram has pleaded with Juventus fans to give the Bianconeri time.

The Frenchman cited the departure of Juventus key players which includes Carlos Tevez, Andrea Pirlo, Arturo Vidal and Angelo Ogbonna as the cause of the poor start.

“They’ve lost several very important players, and you have to give them time to start again with new players,” Thuram told assembled media.

“The Juve fans shouldn’t be afraid, because there are still a lot of great players, they’ve already won so much and they won well at Manchester City in the Champions League."

Lilian Thuram a won World Cup winner in 1998 made managed over 200 total appearances for Juventus between 2001–2006 added:

“That means the team is still at the top level.”

13th placed Juventus has played five games, won 1, Draw 2 and Lost 2.

Source: http://kicknews24.com/news/thuram-give-juventus-time/
SportsBrendan Rodgers: ‘I Believe In Myself’ by Detective05(op): 9:05pm On Sep 25, 2015
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Liverpool manager Brendan Rodgers is optimistic that he will not be sacked and insist he will do his best to get the needed results.

Liverpool has won just three games from eight matches in all competitions this season.

Former Borussia Dortmund coach Jurgen Klopp and Carlo Ancelotti, have been linked with the Merseyside club.

"There's always going to be speculation around your job," Rodgers told reporters this morning.

"Since I've been here, there's probably been 10 managers linked with the job.

"I have regular contact with the owners and the relationship has always been strong. If I'm here for one more day, one month or one year, I'll always do my very best to get results. I enjoy the pressure of the challenge."

"My time here has been really enjoyable, and I hope it can continue to be that," he added.

"I want to ensure I'm here for a long period. I'll do my best to prepare my players to play exciting, dynamic football, and win games."

"I know we need to get results and I embrace that challenge," he said.

"I'm a much better manager than three years ago.

"The message (to fans) is to stay with the team. It only takes a couple of results. One win and you're back in the top four."

The Reds are currently 13th in the EPL log.

Source: http://kicknews24.com/news/brendan-rodgers-i-believe-in-myself/
SportsTebas ‘can’t Imagine La Liga Without Catalonia’ by Detective05(op): 12:42am On Sep 25, 2015
La Liga president Javier Tebas can not imagine the Spanish Premera Division without Catalonia.

Tebas earlierly confirmed that Barcelona and Espanyol would not be able to compete in La Liga if Catalonia gains independence.

League President Tebas was speaking at La Liga’s General Assembly and the topic of Catalan independence was raised again.

“We all lose [in a League without Catalonia]. If Spain separates, if Catalonia leaves Spain everyone loses,” he said, AS reports.

“These projects are centuries old and will generate a lot of trauma.

“I’ve not imagined a League without the Catalan clubs. The majority of Spaniards have a say about Catalonia. It’s a national League because it’s for the whole of Spain.

“We haven’t discussed the issue of independence because it’s a sensitive issue and we didn’t talk about it at the Assembly.

“I haven’t thought about La Liga without Barca. I don’t think it will happen because Catalonia is part of Spain.

“A Catalan club couldn’t play in La Liga [if independence is achieved] because it would be prohibited by the Sports Act.”

Source: http://kicknews24.com/news/tebas-cant-imagine-la-liga-without-catalonia/
Sports‘balotelli Showed Maturity’ by Detective05(op): 5:57pm On Sep 24, 2015
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AC Milan captain Riccardo Montolivo praised Mario Balotelli for his matured behavior in 3-2 victory over Udinese on tuesday night despite rough treatment from Udinese defenders.

Mario Balotelli opened his second Rossoneri goal account with a free-kick in the 5th minute of the game.

“I told him to prove that he’s changed, not with talk,” Montolivo told Premium Sport.

“He’s doing that. He was provoked throughout the game, but he showed maturity. At Christmas we’ll add everything up and see if he has changed or not.”

Milan Coach Sinisa Mihajlovic who emphasised the need for clean sheets before the Udinese game saw men led 3-0 at half-time but were made to sweat as the home side scored twice at the start of the second half, before holding on for victory.

“League titles are won by the best defences, not the best attack, history teaches us that. We have to improve in that respect, and we’re trying to do that every day.

“But on the flipside, in times of difficulty, the team will always be there.”

Source: http://kicknews24.com/news/balotelli-showed-maturity/
SportsMelo: ‘I Don’t Care About Criticism’ by Detective05(op): 4:45pm On Sep 24, 2015
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Inter midfielder Felipe Melo has insisted that critics does not concern him.

The Brazilian has been criticized for his rough style of play both in club and country.

Melo, 32, scored the winner against Verona last night to make sure Inter remain at top of the table.

“Verona are physically strong, they’re all tall and they got men behind the ball,” Melo reflected in an interview with Inter Channel.

“We worked well, and it wasn’t easy. I thank God for the ball that came to me, it was a bit lucky, but it’s already in the past and now we’re thinking about Fiorentina on Sunday.

“The criticism? I don’t care, I go on my way with faith in God. The more others talk, the more I go forward. If this helps me to score then fine, if a striker like Icardi scores then I’ll be happy just the same.

“There are teams who have won 5-0, and then not won, it’s better to win 1-0 but be consistent.”

In 2010 FIFA World Cup quarter final match between Brazil and the Netherlands, Melo was then sent off in the 73rd minute for a violent stamp on Dutch winger Arjen Robben. On Brazil's return home after the World Cup, Melo took the brunt of the criticism of the fans as they threw insults, pushed and shoved towards the players. Melo has not appeared for the national team since that incident.

Source: http://kicknews24.com/news/melo-i-dont-care-about-criticism/

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