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Adex099: *dazall*

tanx bro i wld strt getin ma...n anybodi dat tinks wat he said wasnt corect or rite pls speakup...adex pls dont take it personal...

Metaphycist: @DETIVO,here it is
Wat u need b4 clearance r as follows
Affidavits of non membership of secret cult
Affidavits of local gvt of origin
Affidavits of age declaratn
Affidavits of good conduct
Also needed are
Acceptance letter
Guarantor's letter
Jamb provisional admission letter
Waec/Neco result print out
Original Jamb result
Post ume result print out.
3 dozens of passport.
U cn start doing these ones ASAP.Affidavits r nt as dificult as they may seem,jst go 2 d nearest High court. It costs abt 200-400 4 one depending on ur locatn.
All papers together wit ur....
Clearance slip
Online payment slip
Uniben admission letter
and Owo in pocket wil mak u set 4 d physical clearance.(note dat u'l only get these wen u pay acceptance fee)
It looks confusing becuz it is.Jst focus n ask questns.

hmm d ghost jst wokeup...nite walka...wen u say 3dozen of pasport do u mean it...n can i also get ma affidavit of local govt origin done in dsame high court wit goin 2 d local govt officers...waec result printout wit statement of result?...putme result printout 4rm kofa?...do we nid 2 do fotocopy of al dis or der ar sum we dont nid d fotocopy...is d uniben admisn leta b obtain 4rm kofa...n aceptance leta 4rm jamb rite?......guy pls ansa

Asakel: Please ignore any rumor about me being
made a Minister. Yes, President GEJ called
me but I declined for personal reasons.

guys is it dat u cald im nd he declind 4 personal reason...guy no make me laff

Asakel: Somebody said Banky-W is Nigeria's first
Military Head of State. I swear u people are wicked.

lol...hope dey didnt tak it personali..

gud morning ma pple.....ehen if u knw u were admitd 2 studi philosophy pls hook or hang me up wit ma watsapp08108812081 nd mehlena pls i nid ur contact so dat u wuld lend me dose ur books....i dont knw wer 2 start 4rm in gaderin ma document....metaphycist i employ u 2 rite d require document out witout recomendin ani page....riley i greet as usual(troway cap n lydown 4 ground)....greatmind i de greet o

guys make una no vex i no fit talk dis nite til 2morow. Fairfax n tinaoyen tanks 4 d remindin cals hav dis kiss

guy make una no vex i no fit talk dis nite til 2morow. Fairfax n tinaoyen tanks 4 d remindin cals hav dis kiss

jeeeesuuuu. Emmanuel aka mrpersonali aka depodelima aka depomoni aka depocracy aka detivo. Has been offered admisn into d gr8 uniben 2 studi filosofi. I cant shout. Make una help me tank baba God. Al ma guy help m pray him. Baba tanks 4 sustain m during ma period of short fasting

gud morning guys. Fairfax i hope u dont mind i get ur contact or u can ad me wit dis 'detivo' on 2go, 08108812081 on watsapp. Pls der is sumtin i got 2 ask u. Guys dont take dis personal

ASUU on strike....doctors jst strtd deirs yestaday.....al govt skul includin primary n sec ar 2 embak on strike nxt week....Nigeria is d onli country hu claim 2 b operatin democracy whyl it operatin depocracy....d country name has been chang 2 STRIKER-LAND by m...make una no blame dem, de ar jst tryin 2 si if de culd help d present state of d country....God help us

Faith93: oh! Detivo dear...why are u already tinking of nxt year..all hope is nt lost..unibben will surelyy release the 3rd list this month..wich I believe..although u shd nt put ur eggs in 1 basket....so while u wait...why dnt u google on scholarship programmes...or enroll for ijmb..A'level..diploma or even pre-degree..atleast wit dat u knw ur moving on..same wit u fairfax nnd odas who awaits the list too...u knw heaven helps those who help themselve.and above all...pray for God's will in ur life.dats d uttermost!..my opinion tho.tnx!

tanks ma ladi bt i got sumtin am alreadi tinks of doing, mayb nt d conductor tings sha bt i belif wat am 2 do is big, if God se me tru. Tnks again ma ladi.

Fairfax: dis is lik a big blow to my face

ma ladi it shuldnt b...dats m 4 u, i jst told u d bitter truth as de cal it....bt d list is on it way. Dats nt al, i knw u most hav heard dat 90% of d names in 3rd list ar profs slot nd dose dat got close 2 cutoff...lstyr i waitd 4 3rd list bt ntin showd n it hinda ma dis yrs plan. So dont let dat be ur case nxt yr...even if u wuld get admitd plan 1st. Bt God wuld se his children true. U can get ma contact. In case u want 2 knw ma plans dat wuld help u n even work weda or nt u gain admisn, or dont u want 2 b a guru hu work n stil go2 skul. Lyf is al abt d future cos der is ntin lyk 'Back to the future(movie)' so dont let uniben b d reason u remain wer u ar. Tanks 2 ma personal talkhead explicit n riley. Join m n lets move on.dont b surpris if u becom greata dan sum1 dat gain admisn b4 u. God help us.

Fairfax: @Detivo,any news abt d nxt list?

1st of al(-go down low)hapi independence day 2 ma country wit it depocracy.....ehen ma dear anibodi dat tels u dat second list wuld b comin out soon pls ignor dem...B4 3rd list wuld b releasd der most b a sign of strtin clearance bt if nt dat dont expect ani ting. 2 or 1week afta d release of 3rd list, clearance wuld strt or it mite b release during clearance....guys pls n pls she ask 4 ma opinion n dis is wat i hav, pls i dont want anibodi 2 misquote me or strt askin hu is ma sause, bt me i hav strt planin 4 nxt yr cos its gonna b big...so i advice al dose dat wuld b waitin 4 d 3rd unpredictable list 2 strt havin plans....mindu dis is personal.

skoloppy31: body odour......those locust bean like smell
mouth odour . .....my God salanga like smell
stretch mark...the zebra crossing type
unkept peripherals. ...rainforest bushlike

guy i swear u ar on point

Riley_Freeman: lol..as if you no allow me remain for ground till this morning.. Okay , get up sir.

I still dey ground sha

hu ar ma nt 2 reciprocate d honor. Nt onli shuld u stand pls take ur sit n lets watch d illusion ov pple on dis thread(Nekkie) n lets criticise blasphemy ov odas(droga dray) concernin d holyspirit.....guys pls dont take dis personal(i)

ditrix: Preparing for d big exam,mk una pray for me

guy wat exam ar u preparing 4. Nva d les receive ma blessing

Riley_Freeman: haba! Bros, you too leave me for ground o.. Chai! See how people dey march me pass..bros! Abeg na

guy so u leave me 4 ground go slip. Boss, is it dat personal

Droga dray: if u cn survive in nigeria,u cn survive anywhere in d world....we ar ashame of our leaders dey ar d cockroach in our shoe@ karen pls hlp me kill dem esp Gej@detivo wts ur agg?

guy add '3' 2 ur score nd minus 3 4rm karen's, Dats wat i got. God help us

Riley_Freeman: Lol...you no go stop.

Me too..I bow, I need your permission to rise

guy say mak i rise or u dun 4get ur man 4 ground

Droga dray: team law68:59,,,ave u bin admittd ,,ur course?

same course bro n i hav nt been admitd. God help us

Asakel: A warri tenant walked in and saw his landlord's
son trying to commit suicide and a brief
conversation ensure
Tenant: akpos!wetin u de do so!
Akpos: i dey try commit suicide as papa dey always complain say my life dey worthless!
Tenant: that one no good now........but why you tie d rope for waist?
Akpos: bros, no b small tin o! I don try am for my neck i nearly die.

lwkm. Hw in GOD name does he intend dyin wit d rope on his waste...mayb na im man h**d im wan cummot

Riley_Freeman: Devito, greetings to you n to everyone else


@ Adex, having fun?

exPLIcit7: How Are y0u br0

ma personal person i greet una *hat-off n bow-down* wat 4 d sunday *askin 4 permisn 2 rise*

Droga dray: goood news! goodnews!
ASUU will end deir strike dis week
i nd all unadmitd nairalanders will b admitd 2 a fulfilld course.......
we shall find favour in d eyes of d lord

guy wat course did u went 4 n was ur agg. Abt d calling off of d strike, its possible....i jst heard on AIT newsbroadcast, dat primary n sec skul ar planin 2 embak on strike if FG doesnt giv immediate attention 2 ASUU b4 2hardweeks.....so i dont tink FG wuld want 2 see wat dey can n cant do....we shuld be expectin sumtin dis week we ar enterin by God grace....hw was service guys, i hope u guys pray 4 d yet 2 b admitd...hav a nyc sunday outin

mhizz_bernie: Api sunday y'al.As we celebrate the feast of the archangels we ask d archangels to intercede in the prayers of each n evry1 of us.amen

big amen

gud morning guys. Pls dont 4get 2 go 4 worship. Al u guys hav acomplish is nt by ur pawas bt by his word n greatnes....so pls give him d praise he deserve 4rm u....midnite walker....i tot dis thread hav a cequriti....happy sunday 2 u al n wishing u ladies d bst ov outin..#depocracy#

Ken excel: ...
Am sori dear bt dnt give up so easily cox dere is nthin dat cannot be done...jst keep prayin and blivin God..wats ur 2go username bro?

guy mindu am nt givin up, bt God knws bst.

ditrix: tnks bro,God will c u thru,if He did it bfr He will do it again,He's d same GOD

tanks bro, bt i dont tink if dis yrs 4 me any1 can stp it. God kmws bst

exPLIcit7: @detiv0...can we chat 0n 2g0

mak i check, bt mindu ma fone no de mostly 2go 4 nite, naso i bye am 4rm 1 ibo boi hand bt u can try ma watsapp. 08108812081

ditrix: detivo. Life must go on

surely it wuld go on 4 m. Wishin u al d bst.

pls any bodi got kiluto contact, i nid it....i dont tink i hav a say on dis thread any more....make i stil de wait until d so cald 3rd list cums out....nd 4 u guys dat ask abt my yabatech enrolment, its a no go area, cos i scord 55agg nd mascum cutoff is 65, so am 10mark down. Lyf goes on. I greet al my fair pals....am stil ask of benusi, wer is he. Nyc nite guys

karenkinky: Lol. Hold your horses o. Toobee. Anyway. My native name is..... I dnt like saying it o..... But it's Nkechi. And I'm nt yet admitted. But I know I will

we ar in dsame shoe. Am nt sayin anytin until 3rd list cums out

hmm....am nt sayin anitin until 3rd list cums out....dats if dey wuld even admit me....i dey greet oo....metaphycist, riley, mehlena, odizee, sir tunechi, romanceguy(boy), fileupdator, holyrule, korlade, karen, olishe, adex, sylvalord, swagalord, faith, explicit, oluaugo, donvitalis, abdulwizzy, sigidporte, pokemon, ivykorah, kiluto(d guy way d vex me pas 4 2go), mickey, tinaoyen nd d rest of una way de make me regret eva leavin dis place. Nd 4 u guys dat ar waitin 4 3rd list, ad me on 2go, make we discus d kind of work we go learn, nd 4 dose of u dat beliv ASUU strike is unendin, also ad so i wil introduce u guys 2 sum bus_driva, so dat una go start conductor work: 'detivo' on 2go, 'Emmanuel aligbe depo' on facebook, '08108812081' on watsapp....me dont beliv in stayin at home, sum work in d hood nids 2 b done. So u guys shuld 4get ASUU strike nd lets put our energi 2 gud use....jst take dis personal. 2 dose unmentiond names i hail(fairfax, profemmy nd d rest. 4rm 'mr dont tak dis personal 2 'jst tak dis personal. Wer is my guy wit d longest leg. Benusi. Nt talkin til 3rd list is out.