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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DeTrickster(m): 4:59pm On Dec 18, 2016
ak33n:
download the hd tho..

it's awesome cheesy

any suggestion wia to dl this movie or any other 2016 movie
Computers / Re: Help I Can't Create A Gmail Account With The New Airtel Simcard I've Activated. by DeTrickster(m): 5:27pm On Dec 11, 2016
use +234 90 --------------
dont add the first 0 in ur local display
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Watford Vs Arsenal (1 - 3) On 27th August 2016 by DeTrickster(m): 2:56pm On Aug 27, 2016
what site can i watch it online
Romance / Re: She Is Only 17 But She Wants Me To POP by DeTrickster(m): 3:03pm On Jun 02, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
Pay no mind to the idiat!

i won't
Romance / Re: She Is Only 17 But She Wants Me To POP by DeTrickster(m): 3:02pm On Jun 02, 2016
bitchcrafts:
Here is a big challenge to your morality... You could hollup her sis on this devt or take the initiative to answer this luciferous call to service having it in mind that if you don't pop it, someone else will bang it.

As tempting as the call maybe I'll pass and allow someone else do the banging
Romance / Re: She Is Only 17 But She Wants Me To POP by DeTrickster(m): 3:00pm On Jun 02, 2016
BrideOfDracula:
Lol, which "collage" did you go to?

"She's 17th" grin

my apologies i blame it on "predictive text" and plead the 5th amendment
Romance / She Is Only 17 But She Wants Me To POP by DeTrickster(m): 2:10pm On Jun 02, 2016
As a collage grad i have had my share of living and as a semi successful brother in a caucasian dominated field my stakes are usually always raising.
My dilemma started about 2months ago i had just returned from a family reunion trip and resumed work after 2 weeks. Across my table was the sexiest curviest goddess i had ever seen in the office. The moment i saw her my lusty nature murdered the little self control i had.

i worked over to her and introduced myself while complimenting her as often as i could without sounding corny. Our office is made up of 5 ladies and 3 guys so when you spend the greater part of the morning chit chatting with the new hot lady everyone knows what you trying to do but i didn't care they all knew me i was a ladies man. Within 15mins i had agreed to show her the best places for coffee and lunch. Brought her up to speed on the office gossip (ladies if a guy feeds you gossip he wants you) who she should watch out for, best time for breaks and just general stuff.

long story short 3days and a few tequilas later we were going to work from my bachelors pad (very very exhausted). Our relationship was simple we flirted in the office and spent the evenings together she still lived at home with her folks and always tried to go home as often as possible. It was a good relationship, work was not affected as we worked for different bosses, we each had our own things going for us and when we were together it was WOW!

And the she invited me over to the family house actually i invited myself by agreeing to pick her up on a weekend. The house was cozy, it was obvious they were well above average economically, her father was jovial and made joke after joke about killing me if she got home late (i think he was impressed i can to the house), mum was reserved and friendly. And finally the Problem she called a sister "Rita".

At first Rita was sweet she was everywhere and asking all sorts of questions i liked Rita for her liveliness you wouldn't believe she was only 17 cause she looks 20+. After the visit i always got regards from her parents. And Telma(my friend) would ask me little favors with regards her sister nothing inappropriate or offensive just drop her at the shop or pick her to the mall. it was during one of this trips that little RITA scared the shit out of me.

i was leaving work early and Telma asked if i could pick her sister from the mall, during the trip Rita told me she was going to be 18 soon and had a big party planned i congratulated her and expressed courtesy admonishment about her becoming an adult we laughed it off an then out of nowhere Rita tells me she in a virgin and plans to lose her virginity before she is 18 and would want me to "Pop her Cherry"

i almost lost control of the car! By now we were at their house and she just opened the door and walked indoors while back waving me.

my Naija brothers and sisters abeg which kinda temptation is this
Romance / Re: Think These Pics Are Dirty? You'll Definitely Look Twice by DeTrickster(m): 8:01am On Jun 02, 2016
I JUST REALIZED I HAVE A DIRTY MIND shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Romance / Re: Thread For 'ohafia People by DeTrickster(m): 2:24pm On Jun 01, 2016
zingzang:

im from ohafia,Amaekpu to be precise

hi Zinging e melagi hope your fine.
A friend just showed me this thread now.
Romance / Re: Thread For 'ohafia People by DeTrickster(m): 2:15pm On Jun 01, 2016
Berlyn:
adim ok dear are you also from 'ohafia grin

Yea Amaekpu Ohafia
Romance / Re: Thread For 'ohafia People by DeTrickster(m): 2:14pm On Jun 01, 2016
murphyibiam15:

lol...it means 'thank u sis'

NWADIYA means literarily Her husbands child but figuratively its refers to someone from the same compound/extended family as you (I think)
Romance / Re: Thread For 'ohafia People by DeTrickster(m): 2:03pm On Jun 01, 2016
OHAFIA KAA!
Romance / Re: How I Had Sex With My Yoruba Teacher by DeTrickster(m): 2:01pm On May 26, 2016
This is why nigeria can't develop people wake up early in the morning and TELL VERY USELESS LIES and why is he lying so that someone can visit his blog.

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Romance / Re: Why Are Guys Always After Gals With Big Ass Nd Boobs by DeTrickster(m): 7:40pm On May 19, 2016
Show us urs then we can see if it's big round flat curved or tiny
Religion / Re: Area 51 Aliens Pictures And Videos (nov 2015) by DeTrickster(m): 7:31pm On May 19, 2016
No need to comment
Romance / Re: Another Picture Story Of How A One Night Stand Put Me For Wahala by DeTrickster(m): 2:03pm On May 15, 2016
This is lovely mate. A reflection of how creative we can be as a race, here is a suggestion would u like to do this and earn with it if yes email me and I'll get across to u and we can talk. Well done.

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Romance / Re: Another Picture Story Of How A One Night Stand Put Me For Wahala by DeTrickster(m): 12:45pm On May 15, 2016
Op wia is the rest of our weekend shit. Do u realize how early it is for me to awake up to no drop from you
Romance / Re: Another Picture Story Of How A One Night Stand Put Me For Wahala by DeTrickster(m): 3:08pm On May 14, 2016
OP this is hilarious u just made my Saturday! Nice pic-story you deserve an award
Politics / Re: The Notable Difference Between Jonathan And Buhari's Subsidy Removal by DeTrickster(m): 8:59am On May 13, 2016
plaetton:


Fair enough.
Thank you.

But I would still be interested in knowing what exchange rate they used in their calculations.
The reason is that the government of Buhari has been pretending and living in the fool's paradise that Naira exchange is N200 to the dollar.

OK @ KOKO firstly the Ledger you posted is showing the total cost of landing and delivery to the stations across the country, the 145 that we will paying now does not eliminate the cost of delivery a lot of the items on that list will still be paid for.
What we have is not a full removal its like Plaetton said we are only using the term subsidy removal but not in its very accurate terms.

i wish everything is sorted out for the sake of Nigerians so that we stop been the laughing stock of the west.
Politics / Re: The Notable Difference Between Jonathan And Buhari's Subsidy Removal by DeTrickster(m): 8:54am On May 13, 2016
So the Crude price is low and the exchange rate is high in President Buhari's time in Presidents Goodluck's time Crude was high and Dollar exchange was lower. i support the subsidy removal in nigeria but there is one underlining factor that is common to both governments they have not or did not prepare to cushion the effect on the Masses - The refinaries are still down (be it due to maintenance or Avengers), - There are no alternate transportations, - The Government is still broke and not able to pay salaries or contractors or there debts, Food stuff and medical bills are still high up and FINALLY THE FIGHT ON CORRUPTION IS NOT PRODUCTIVE OR RESULTIVE.

All the issues that GEJ was said to have ignored are also been ignored by PMB we are not moving forward as a Nation. So OP your partisan view is rather just myopic cause while REMOVING THE SUBSIDY IS A NEEDFUL PEOPLE ARE OPPOSING IT CAUSE THE NIGERIAN WHO LIVE IN NIGERIA ARE NOW AWARE THAT THE GOVERNMENT IS INSENSITIVE TO THEIR IMMEDIATE NEEDS

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Phones / Re: Whatsapp Has A Hidden New Feature And Here's How To Use It by DeTrickster(m): 9:17pm On Apr 04, 2016
it works
Celebrities / Re: Flavour And Phyno Playing Video Games by DeTrickster(m): 10:41pm On Mar 10, 2016
JOAN11:
no I haven't dear

Y the delay? hope you haven't changed your mind
Romance / Re: Share The Craziest Thing A Guy/girl Has Ever Done To You by DeTrickster(m): 9:03pm On Mar 01, 2016
sashishalom:


Am good...from imo state but reside in ebonyi..you?

Can I send you a mail request kinda don't like detailing me activities in the open wink
Romance / Re: Share The Craziest Thing A Guy/girl Has Ever Done To You by DeTrickster(m): 10:13am On Feb 29, 2016
sashishalom:



Right...am shalom..you?

hi I'm Tyler how do you do
Politics / Re: Ikpeazu starts Work On Obuaku-River Port by DeTrickster(m): 8:42pm On Feb 28, 2016
THIS IS SO FUNNY!
YOU NIGERIANS ARE PURE SIMPLETONS YOUR COUNTRY IS TRYIN TO DEVELOP AND YOU TURNING IT INTO A TRIBAL WAR SO MYHOPIC SO VERY AFRICAN. WHEN AFRICA UNITES AS A RACE THE REST OF THE WORLD WILL QUIVER IN FEAR OF THE GIANT SHE CAN BE

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Romance / Re: Share The Craziest Thing A Guy/girl Has Ever Done To You by DeTrickster(m): 8:08pm On Feb 28, 2016
sashishalom:



oh!my bad...loolzz
that all rite. afterall you couldn't have know what i had in mind lol
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Train These Skills? by DeTrickster(m): 5:59pm On Feb 28, 2016
babaoloola:
Please HELP a brother. I have decided to empower myself, diversify and move on.

If you can train or know someone who can give hands-on trainings (not seminar) on;
* Access control installation
* Fire alarm ,,
* Inverter and Solar power
* CCTV ,,
* Car Tracker ,,
* And other much related skills,
let me know by dropping a comment.

It will be great if its on the field training.


I dont have an engineering background, but Im a fast learner and won't dissappoint n any way.

Godbless you all and happy weekend!

i know a guy in lagos who can give you training in Fire Alarm systems

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Romance / Re: Guys Do You Prefer Introverted Ladies To Extroverted Ones? by DeTrickster(m): 9:13am On Feb 28, 2016
Speechless3:
I agree wink

Are you an extrovert pls say yes tired of all them introverts ladies I always happen to meet they be very out and going online and once you meet them they just be saying mono answering
Romance / Re: Guys Do You Prefer Introverted Ladies To Extroverted Ones? by DeTrickster(m): 9:07am On Feb 28, 2016
halfricanadian:


Cos u were at d date abi?

Introvert ladies are very funny if they are comfortable around u we need that comfort o jare

Variety is the spies of life so mixing it up a bit too usually works a little intro and lots of extro or the other way round

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