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ak33n:any suggestion wia to dl this movie or any other 2016 movie |
use +234 90 -------------- dont add the first 0 in ur local display |
what site can i watch it online |
Ranchhoddas:i won't |
bitchcrafts:As tempting as the call maybe I'll pass and allow someone else do the banging |
BrideOfDracula:my apologies i blame it on "predictive text" and plead the 5th amendment |
As a collage grad i have had my share of living and as a semi successful brother in a caucasian dominated field my stakes are usually always raising. My dilemma started about 2months ago i had just returned from a family reunion trip and resumed work after 2 weeks. Across my table was the sexiest curviest goddess i had ever seen in the office. The moment i saw her my lusty nature murdered the little self control i had. i worked over to her and introduced myself while complimenting her as often as i could without sounding corny. Our office is made up of 5 ladies and 3 guys so when you spend the greater part of the morning chit chatting with the new hot lady everyone knows what you trying to do but i didn't care they all knew me i was a ladies man. Within 15mins i had agreed to show her the best places for coffee and lunch. Brought her up to speed on the office gossip (ladies if a guy feeds you gossip he wants you) who she should watch out for, best time for breaks and just general stuff. long story short 3days and a few tequilas later we were going to work from my bachelors pad (very very exhausted). Our relationship was simple we flirted in the office and spent the evenings together she still lived at home with her folks and always tried to go home as often as possible. It was a good relationship, work was not affected as we worked for different bosses, we each had our own things going for us and when we were together it was WOW! And the she invited me over to the family house actually i invited myself by agreeing to pick her up on a weekend. The house was cozy, it was obvious they were well above average economically, her father was jovial and made joke after joke about killing me if she got home late (i think he was impressed i can to the house), mum was reserved and friendly. And finally the Problem she called a sister "Rita". At first Rita was sweet she was everywhere and asking all sorts of questions i liked Rita for her liveliness you wouldn't believe she was only 17 cause she looks 20+. After the visit i always got regards from her parents. And Telma(my friend) would ask me little favors with regards her sister nothing inappropriate or offensive just drop her at the shop or pick her to the mall. it was during one of this trips that little RITA scared the shit out of me. i was leaving work early and Telma asked if i could pick her sister from the mall, during the trip Rita told me she was going to be 18 soon and had a big party planned i congratulated her and expressed courtesy admonishment about her becoming an adult we laughed it off an then out of nowhere Rita tells me she in a virgin and plans to lose her virginity before she is 18 and would want me to "Pop her Cherry" i almost lost control of the car! By now we were at their house and she just opened the door and walked indoors while back waving me. my Naija brothers and sisters abeg which kinda temptation is this |
I JUST REALIZED I HAVE A DIRTY MIND |
zingzang:hi Zinging e melagi hope your fine. A friend just showed me this thread now. |
Berlyn:Yea Amaekpu Ohafia |
murphyibiam15:NWADIYA means literarily Her husbands child but figuratively its refers to someone from the same compound/extended family as you (I think) |
OHAFIA KAA! |
This is why nigeria can't develop people wake up early in the morning and TELL VERY USELESS LIES and why is he lying so that someone can visit his blog. |
Show us urs then we can see if it's big round flat curved or tiny |
No need to comment |
This is lovely mate. A reflection of how creative we can be as a race, here is a suggestion would u like to do this and earn with it if yes email me and I'll get across to u and we can talk. Well done. |
Op wia is the rest of our weekend shit. Do u realize how early it is for me to awake up to no drop from you |
OP this is hilarious u just made my Saturday! Nice pic-story you deserve an award |
plaetton:OK @ KOKO firstly the Ledger you posted is showing the total cost of landing and delivery to the stations across the country, the 145 that we will paying now does not eliminate the cost of delivery a lot of the items on that list will still be paid for. What we have is not a full removal its like Plaetton said we are only using the term subsidy removal but not in its very accurate terms. i wish everything is sorted out for the sake of Nigerians so that we stop been the laughing stock of the west. |
So the Crude price is low and the exchange rate is high in President Buhari's time in Presidents Goodluck's time Crude was high and Dollar exchange was lower. i support the subsidy removal in nigeria but there is one underlining factor that is common to both governments they have not or did not prepare to cushion the effect on the Masses - The refinaries are still down (be it due to maintenance or Avengers), - There are no alternate transportations, - The Government is still broke and not able to pay salaries or contractors or there debts, Food stuff and medical bills are still high up and FINALLY THE FIGHT ON CORRUPTION IS NOT PRODUCTIVE OR RESULTIVE. All the issues that GEJ was said to have ignored are also been ignored by PMB we are not moving forward as a Nation. So OP your partisan view is rather just myopic cause while REMOVING THE SUBSIDY IS A NEEDFUL PEOPLE ARE OPPOSING IT CAUSE THE NIGERIAN WHO LIVE IN NIGERIA ARE NOW AWARE THAT THE GOVERNMENT IS INSENSITIVE TO THEIR IMMEDIATE NEEDS |
it works |
JOAN11:Y the delay? hope you haven't changed your mind |
sashishalom:Can I send you a mail request kinda don't like detailing me activities in the open ![]() |
sashishalom:hi I'm Tyler how do you do |
THIS IS SO FUNNY! YOU NIGERIANS ARE PURE SIMPLETONS YOUR COUNTRY IS TRYIN TO DEVELOP AND YOU TURNING IT INTO A TRIBAL WAR SO MYHOPIC SO VERY AFRICAN. WHEN AFRICA UNITES AS A RACE THE REST OF THE WORLD WILL QUIVER IN FEAR OF THE GIANT SHE CAN BE |
sashishalom:that all rite. afterall you couldn't have know what i had in mind lol |
babaoloola:i know a guy in lagos who can give you training in Fire Alarm systems |
Speechless3:Are you an extrovert pls say yes tired of all them introverts ladies I always happen to meet they be very out and going online and once you meet them they just be saying mono answering |
halfricanadian:Variety is the spies of life so mixing it up a bit too usually works a little intro and lots of extro or the other way round |



Cos u were at d date abi?