₦airaland Forum

I was watching the national house of assembly debate on land yesterday n honestly i was dumbfounded with the Caliban's of leaders we posses their set up did not look like that of intellectual nor serious minded politicians but reflects an amalgamation of old school touts n comedians. The one that got me mad was when a member who was trying to define land as a place was intercepted by a fellow members voice saying ; animal places or thing (with half of the house laughing, few listening others waiting for him to finish, some babbling) something must be done urgently so we could transform this unserious minded forum to an assembly of refuge for the common Nigerian which it ought to be)

I was born n brought up in the north, i love the hausa man very well yet i know they are Nigerians middle east we need a bush not yaradua to solve this problem. It was araba fight in Kano that initiated biafra war. even after biafra it is either kaduna, zamfara, bauchi, jos, or Kano. sometimes i am forced to believe that their is an invisible constitution that permits the northerner to commit evil n go Scot free. i must leave u guys with these words that weather yaradua do something or not injustice will never overcome justice, someday Lucifer on pa pals throne will surely be dethrone

your friend is right about 99% nurses are flirt infact i am a beneficial but folks like u can change it if u dare

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dont be decieve with women cry, it's natural with them, a woman can cry n stab a man to death yet crying, the truth of the mata is that ur woman is having a hardcore affair with one rude boy out there just make sure u start using condom on her till she confess n repent

i dont know where u got ur philosophy of changing their language to enslave them, when u use to like igbos

because they speak igbo to their children does it realy make any different now that u dont like them again becos

they dont do what u like., to hell with what u like. the most importhant thing in liife is success, fufilling ur dream in

life, if u need hausa language to be great go for it, if u need latin go for it. barak obama cannot speak kenyan

language yet kenyans are quick in telling the world that he is their own

why dis useless question, pls let stop fooling our self if u know any job opportunity bring it here

old boy na so i throw away 2500 naira for nigerian army n i was not shortlisted 4 no reason because i know that i have all the criteria they demanded for now i even hear say airforce too na 2500 naira while police n navy na 1000. e go beta 4 naija o pikin dey cry say his akara small na im dey stretch hand collect more 4rm am

how much is d pay, dis one dat u are demanding 4 too much qualification- u guys make things too difficult 4 urself in dis country

hello juliet, how u coping without me, i know how i 've stuggle to get u off my mind all to no avail but change we all know is irresistable i bid u farewell in this adventureous world i promise to always remember your warm breath n hot kisses i would never forget 18th of setptember night, we made love like we not gonna stop till october. stay out of trouble n b a good girl

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Element : WOMEN
Symbol : Wm
Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-300 kg.
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.


PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

1. Boils at room temperature
2. Freezes without any known reason
3. Melts if given special treatment
4. Bitter, if wrongly used
5. Sweet if given proper treatment

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of
precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and
for unknown cause
3. Most powerful money reducing agent known to mankind

TESTS

1. Element turns rosy pink when happy
2. Element turns gray when specimen is placed behind a better test


POTENTIAL HAZARD

Illegal to possess more than one! Although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct contact with each other. (NB THIS IS HIGHLY DANGEROUS!!!!!!!!!)


WARNING !!!

PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO SO MANY ELEMENTS CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGING AND MENTAL DISTRESS TO MANKIND.

non of the above

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