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NYSC / Re: Kennedy Kenechukwu, Borno Corper Dies (Photos) by Dexema(m): 2:27pm On Sep 12, 2017
UncleSnr:
A disease has killed him.
Exactly what came to my mind.
Celebrities / Re: Gideon Okeke Brings Martial Art To "20 Pound Dreams" by Dexema(m): 11:49am On Sep 12, 2017
uwammebi:


The sound effects reminded me of indian movies wey one dey equals to 19 drum rolls!

Still pretty sick for a nollywood industry wey dey try find in feet tho
Hahaha! But Tarila really tried for his time,the movie had some pretty good entertainment value.
Celebrities / Re: Gideon Okeke Brings Martial Art To "20 Pound Dreams" by Dexema(m): 11:38am On Sep 12, 2017
uwammebi:
Nollywood veteran, tarila thompson did this decades ago na. This indomie generation will not know what am talkin about.
Yep, that one that had prts of it shot at the beach? I believe he had the collaboration of the Nigerian Taekwondo community here in Naija.
The only funny thing was that they still used drumbeats for the sound of kicks and punches but it was alright.

Modified : I think I remember the movie you are talking about,it had parts of it shot at 2nd gate or agboju market in festac, men that movie was epic!
Pets / Re: Five Reasons You Should Own A Nigerian Local Dog ''ekuke'' Over Foreign Breeds by Dexema(m): 8:42am On Sep 12, 2017
Abbotp:
My brother....The appetite that dogs generally have for slippers and other foot wear baffles me. After spending 28k on a bag of food and 550 naira per tin of the can food, both the Caucasian and the local dog still destroy foot wear......surely, they do it because of a penchant for destroying shoes not hunger!!
it's the rubber that trips them especially when they are teething, all your shoes are in trouble.

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Pets / Re: Five Reasons You Should Own A Nigerian Local Dog ''ekuke'' Over Foreign Breeds by Dexema(m): 8:40am On Sep 12, 2017
UrennaNkoli:
We all know about our local breeds we find around. Call it basenji, call it indian pariah call it ekuke, call it meat 404 call it stray dogs, call it shit eaters but truth is, these breeds need more care and need not to be treated like a pack of shit grin

Here are some reasons why you should own an ekuke over that caucasian , pitbull , samoyed or GSD you so much crave for

1. Immunity and disease resistance

Have you ever seen an ekuke being dewormed or vaccinated at birth? Fact is no and never. Why ? Well thats because these breeds are so much immune to so many diseases affecting canines. You'll see them in gutters and dump yards yet, dem go still dey healthy cheesy. But with that boarboel of yours, you'll always be scared of pavo virus and the rest hoping your 150k + doesn't go with the wind. You can't even let your dogs out anyhow but with an ekuke, you don't need to be worried.

2. Feeding

Some people spend 10k+ every month just to feed their GSD. Some spend 15k+ just to feed their caucasian. With your local breed, why should you spend that much when all you have to do is feed it the remains of last night's food. They'll eat anything, they don't complain. Give them eba, they'll eat. If you want to treat them well, give them spoilt beans, they'll love you for ever.

3. Cost
To get a very pure boarboel from S.A, ready your 200k+ , same goes for caucasian and about 150k+ for a good GSD but with your 1k, you can get your local dog. Some even goes for as low as 500 naira. So come to think of it, why spend that much on just a dog that can die at any time. cheesy

4. Security
Some say these breeds are not security conscious but thats a fat lie. If you want to mess with them visit them at night when they are most active. (Which thief or burglar operates during the day tho). They are naturally sight hounds and speed hounds (hunters use them to catch meat and their success rate is 90%). They'll alert you way before any intruder gets in. Moreover, why spend 100 thousand naira or more on a foreign breed when you can get 100 ekukes to guard your home grin (who born any thief well when you have hundreds of dogs waiting in line to have a taste of your juicy flesh) . Afterall, there's strength in numbers they say wink

5. Longevity
They never fall sick, they never starve (even if you don't feed them they'll go an look for food themselves. Thats how smart they are). So what will kill them then?


I just love this your writeup it's pretty funny but very true, for those that say they love them because they taste good, rabies fall on you...lol

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Nairaland / General / Re: Gone Are The Days.. When Men Were Boys... Pictures Included by Dexema(m): 8:26am On Sep 12, 2017
summerflame90:
I am proud to be a pap generation and not all these indomie generation
Wow! Isn't that the first trekkers sandals? I will always cherish being part of the last generation of Nigerian kids who really had a lot in common not like now when everything is scattered. Plus at some point we were truly innocent.

Kiddies vision 101
Speak out
Tales by moonlight
Voktron
Magic school bus
Thundercats
Superted
Sesame street
Frank Spencer
Fraggle rock
Rent-a-ghost
Allo Allo!
Telematch
Ali and simbi
the list is endless.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Gone Are The Days.. When Men Were Boys... Pictures Included by Dexema(m): 7:32am On Sep 12, 2017
Chysler:
RESPECT TO OUR GENERATION... IT WAS A GOLDEN GENERATION BECOS WE WERE THE LAST OF OUR KIND AND WE MADE THE BEST OF IT!
True talk.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Hurricane Irma Live Updates: Florida Battered, Heading Towards Georgia by Dexema(m): 7:00am On Sep 12, 2017
pooozeee:
Africa is the best blessed amongst the continent

Did I just hear oritz Wiliki's lyrics?

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Sports / Re: 8 Facts About Legendary WWE Sumo Wrestler, Yokozuna by Dexema(m): 11:12pm On Sep 11, 2017
Ishilove:

I think The Undertaker and Shawn Micheals were equally popular

John Cena/2017?
Shawn Michaels with his famous jugular kick and split trousers. Nobody even mentioned ultimate warrior.
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Falomo Bridge Art By Nigerian Students Now At The Thames London by Dexema(m): 10:52am On Sep 11, 2017
By the time these guys finish with lagos, art would be a part of our everyday life without us even knowing it.

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Education / Re: 10 Times Nature Made Us Say “NOPE” (VIEWERS DISCRETION) by Dexema(m): 10:00pm On Sep 10, 2017
Abandoned dolls always always have this disturbing look.

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Military Horse Gets An Erection In a Parade Ground (photo) by Dexema(m): 7:43am On Sep 08, 2017
And the valley in between some lady's thighs will accommodate that size. #kotoaye
Travel / Re: What Major Cities Looks Like At Night From The Cockpit Of A Boeing 777 by Dexema(m): 11:14am On Sep 07, 2017
Those lights show how vibrant a city really is.
Romance / Re: Ladies Is Playing Hard To Get Now Obsolete? by Dexema(m): 7:23am On Sep 06, 2017
laxetude:
When the goods on offer are intrinsically low in value, hoarding becomes a marketing tactic.. However it doesn't take long to expose the gimmick..

Quality ladies make themselves selectively available, that doesn't mean playing hard to get, it's simply a case of limiting the number of men within their focus but if as a lady you're playing hard to get for a guy who is within your focal area, you're shooting yourself in the foot..

If you're sure of the value you're offering, by all means flaunt it! Your projects, your conversational skills, caring nature, humility and discernment, that's the stuff I can wait around for..

Unfortunately, the only projects our ladies know is Instagram and shawarma.. Raise a contemporary topic with them and you'll expose the emptiness under the Brazilian hairdo.. How can you be playing hard to get, what actually is there for me to get

Jexus! This guy is wickeded.
Romance / Re: 13 Of The Most Famous Prostitutes In The History Of Prostitution by Dexema(m): 11:07pm On Sep 04, 2017
Reminds me of the movie "the bank job" respected men in society have been patronising harlots for ages.
Romance / Re: Selfie Gone Wrong! She Is Noe Trending Online- Photos by Dexema(m): 10:38pm On Sep 04, 2017
From head to stomach na woman from waist go down na monkey.
Car Talk / Re: Sex In The Car And Its Consequences by Dexema(m): 10:33pm On Sep 04, 2017
If it's a threeso.me just go an sell the car after.
Sports / Re: Cameroon Vs Nigeria: 2018 FIFA World Cup Qualifier 1 - 1 (Full Time) by Dexema(m): 10:02pm On Sep 04, 2017
olaniyi0:
So Zambia go beat algeria for home, kill 9ja also 4 home and kill cameroun also for their house? naah... them be real madrid?

Hahahahhahaahahhaahahaa! I really had a good laugh at this.

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Sports / Re: Cameroon Vs Nigeria: 2018 FIFA World Cup Qualifier 1 - 1 (Full Time) by Dexema(m): 6:35pm On Sep 04, 2017
They have started again oo, let's just maintain this till we switch wingers preferably musa dis banana guys go run tire today.
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: 10 Bold Boob Tattoos by Dexema(m): 12:49am On Sep 04, 2017
The heart shaped ones look nice and almost natural, that spider Web tattoo is gonna look so ugly when those boobs sag.
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: 10 Bold Boob Tattoos by Dexema(m): 12:48am On Sep 04, 2017
Nm
Education / Re: Who Would You Choose As Prettiest Amongst This CU Female Students?(see PHOTOS) by Dexema(m): 7:13pm On Sep 03, 2017
dareerah:
If that's the way you see it, no p.
Just pulling your e-leg
Travel / Re: Shocking Photos That Shows How Insanely Crowded China Has Becomes by Dexema(m): 7:49am On Sep 03, 2017
And even with their population if one person is in danger you will see the kinda help and emergency services that will show up. Not here where accidents and gruesome deaths are celebrated.
Education / Re: 50 Interesting And Funny Facts by Dexema(m): 7:40am On Sep 03, 2017
I'm sure dolphins originated from somewhere around Nigeria.
Education / Re: Who Would You Choose As Prettiest Amongst This CU Female Students?(see PHOTOS) by Dexema(m): 7:35am On Sep 03, 2017
dareerah:
Lol they're covenant university students and top smart students, that's why i featured them.. Btw all cu girls are like this..
You mean y'all use the same type of camera.lol
Romance / Re: I Met An American Lady On KIK, Her Sexual Fetish Will Irritate You - Warning by Dexema(m): 7:32am On Sep 03, 2017
bluice2:
Why do I have this gut feeling you been chatting with a dude
Thought of that too, but crazy people full Yankee o.
Romance / Re: I Met An American Lady On KIK, Her Sexual Fetish Will Irritate You - Warning by Dexema(m): 7:30am On Sep 03, 2017
NorthSide:
Bro, the day you dare to meet this lady that would be the last day of your life. such ladies can only be satisfied by the likes of Superman or The Hulk. Even Johnny Sins won't risk his life by going near this woman.
Superman u say? He'd be dead in one hour with this kind of maniac, just give her NEPA pole and let her kill herself.

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Romance / Re: Photo Of A Young Man, His Cassava & The Girls Got People Talking by Dexema(m): 10:41pm On Sep 02, 2017
3 monkeys 1 banana
Education / Re: Amazing Words You Didn't Know Existed by Dexema(m): 10:35pm On Sep 02, 2017
adesammy1:
Nice one....abeg how do I use Sate in a sentence?

Sate your hunger.....with gala cool
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Cameroon: Player Rating by Dexema(m): 7:16am On Sep 02, 2017
Babaalawo:

The camerounian keeper was the one he was referring to.He kept for Ajax Amsterdam in the final of the Europa cup.Go and learn English.

I don't think you are correct, I believe the goalkeeper that was in goal for ajax against United is Andre Onana. Fabrice Ondoa was the keeper yesterday and he plays in Spain.

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Celebrities / Re: Frank Edoho Dropped As Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Host by Dexema(m): 5:56am On Sep 02, 2017
[quote author=gunther6 post=60049828]They can't afford him lol...[/quote
True, I believe that's the case.
Sports / Re: Bus Conveying Ifeanyi Uba Players Involved In An Accident,Players Injured.Photos by Dexema(m): 2:14pm On Sep 01, 2017
Can anyone confirm this story? Really hope the players are all alright.

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