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Ladunsky, please hold on. 190 read all you wrote. Lets wait for other challenger. Thank you! Please let Berem make her post to complement Vicky's post while Acidosis read on. Thank you!

[b] Alright people, make we relax small. E go be like say na Akpos i too dey mention. Mehn the name don scatter things no be small.

Akpos just got a job as a porter in a Five Star Hotel in London.
The manager told him:
"in here we give every customer personalized services, and you have to be very observant so you know how to address their every need even before they ask".
Before the manager could finish, a Couple walked through the Hotel entrance and the manager quickly approached them, nicely took their baggage and said,
"welcome Mr & Mrs Smith, it is our delight to have you in our Hotel. Please come this way to the reception.
"And he led them to the reception.
After the couple had been taken care of, Akpos asked the manager,
"Has the couple been visiting this Hotel before?"
"No" Came the reply from the manager.
"So how come you knew their name?" Asked Akpos;
"That is why I told you to be very observant. All I had to do was quickly look at the label on their baggage while I'm taking it from them and see the Name on the tag".
"Oh, here comes another couple. Why don't you give it a try?"

"Ok" said Akpos. And he hurriedly approached the couple, helped them with their luggage and said,
"Welcome Mr & Mrs SUPERIOR HAND MADE LEATHER! We are delighted to have you in our Hotel..."
The manager almost fainted! [/b]

[quote author=~vicky~]*exits thread*

sad face [/quote]Nah! Hang on dear, na Chelsea and ManU dey do things. They will be here [/b]

[quote author=~vicky~]PRESENT
AM IN
FOR ACIDOSIS
Creatively
You worked your art
You spun a web
Around my heart
How beautifully
Your deeds have spread
Each intricately
Woven thread
With strands of care
You dried my tears
Your gentleness
Dispelled my fears
Your wisdom
Helped me understand
And patiently
You held my hand
To give me courage
To brave the storm
With kindness
You have kept me warm
Your passion
Lit a glowing fire
That filled my soul
With sweet desire
You're all
That I was dreaming of
For the web you spun
Was made of love
[/quote] Please is Acidosis around? Hmmmm

brokoto: I de here o! Ayam ready to be wooed.

Noted. Go seat down

SLOT 1 - Vivian Chinaza and abiL to woo Sunebanty

SLOT 2 - Berem and ~vicky~ to woo Acidosis will be given a another slot if not available. Slot 3 come on board please. Thank you! No comment please!

Mehn, things dey happen o, e get one time like that the students of Warri grammer school go on an excursion to Egypt.

On the tomb of Pharaoh was written 1102BC. The Teacher now asked; "who knows what this means"? No one except Akpos raised his/her hand but the Teacher wasn't comfortable & pretended not to take notice of him. She asked again & yet only Akpos hand was still up. So she allowed him to answer.

Akpos said, "na Pharaoh BB pin be that"

Thank you Oga mod. I see you!

Mehn, no be small thing o! Everybody take position make we crack this thing right up. I just go renew my subscription. Na serious stuff be this, make we arrange and comport as we don read the warmings na. Ok mehn, if you want this show started, gimme 7 'likes' on this post