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freecocoa: Na boys full this section joor, e no go make sense

My cocoa, you wan take dem home ni? Dudes here go win your heart o

caseless: Op, give a drop-down list of d gals abeg. Which mods b dat? I hope na mukina

If you pass the first stage na

Thanks dudes, keep them coming. Your I.D's are noted!

Alright, this' gonna be for the real men with game. Men with confidence, style and stunts. No sissies. Yeah! Men that got keys to unlock every lady's heart. Oh Yeah!

TICKET
* You MUST be able to express your words in GOOD ENGLISH.

GENERAL RULES
* No Derailment
* All male participants MUST not exceed 120seconds.
* Female participants MUST pick a dude immediately after the wooings.

HOW IT WORKS - Female
1) You indicate below if you want to be wooed.
2) You will be paired with two guys.
3) These guys will woo you in 120seconds after which you pick the guy that broke your walls.

HOW IT WORKS - Male
* Get your codes ready.
* You will be paired with another guy to win a lady's heart.
* When it's time, you will be asked to type or paste your codes and best of luck if you get picked by the lady.


AWARD & REWARD
All successful guys get inducted into The Romance Section: Real Men HALL of FAME and with a rare opportunity of wooing ANY FEMALE NAIRALAND MODERATOR of their choice. WOW!!!

NOTE: All loveydovey between you and any participant ENDS HERE but if you both decides to push it on, BEST OF LUCK!!!
* The Female version coming up soon.

The Real Men Challenge
Date: Friday 28th, 2012 (tomorrow)
Time: 7pm Prompt
Venue: Romance Section (HERE)

Now, if you're a MAN and you're game with the sure codes to crack any lady's hard-heart or a LADY that would like to be wooed by two guys in 120seconds, pls., nominate yourself NOW! It's gonna be REAL FUN.

berem: you wan perform miracle?

You wan sample?

chucky234: You for include God for the list na,
In the absence of God in your list I'll settle for my lover (wife not GF oooo)

Everyone will choose God even those that doesn't know Him. I think trusting God starts from trusting some people around us.

[quote author=Maria-G]nope....you are supposed to give me gifts on the 1st, 24th, 25th,26th and lastly and most importantly on the 31st of december....unless you dont wana see the new year.... I have the powers to stop that o.[/quote]Hahahahaha! Agree on my condition and that does it. Not everytime we ask God that He answers

[quote author=Maria-G]huh? In september? What about my birthday in december? You cant do this now...am I no longer your favourite? Have I been replaced? What have I done?[/quote]Nufin!! Uhmm... babygirl, that's one big gift you know. Ok, that of December covers for Christmas. Agreed?

AmBeautiful:

[quote author=Maria-G]hmmm, Uncle D, you and conditions....what condition this time?[/quote]...that its gonna be the last gift for this year

[quote author=Maria-G]not fair....you know I've always wanted that now.... I told you the last time you brought me gift[/quote]Lol. On a condition?

[quote author=190-the-clown]How can someones wife tell d husband she doesn't love him

What exactly is going on these days in that country called Nigeria [/quote]Clown

Buy her a cooking manual. She should place it beside the pot while cooking. First 3meals might just be awful but trust me, you will enjoy the fourth

[quote author=190-the-clown]Sex is a very valuable and real stuff in a relationship

Using myself as a case study

There is no way I won't sex my woman even before getting 2know her name

Of what use is she if not for sex

Sex makes a relationship stronger, tighter and even God fearing

Sex makes a relationship true

Why would I wanna marry a woman without sexing her

Would I buy a car without getting 2 see it in d first

Sex is 100% necessary - without sex I loose complete intrest in you

If you are in agreement - say hay

If you are against this - Ogun fire your left ball [/quote]I had to drop my phone to laugh at this bullshyt

[quote author=Maria-G]haba, does it matter? I like them.....but this time make it bigger..[/quote] Now i know what you want. I aint giving you

fluid26: No offence please, is there anything particularly spectacular or extraordinary about you?

The lass got nice curves, blacksliding bum and great cleavage. I think that's an extra to the ordinary at first sight

[quote author=Maria-G]lol...no worries. I hope you get her a good gift o...you can also throw in some for moi....[/quote]Oh yeah, sure do! But you? Nah! C'mon, how many times will you get that in a week?

[quote author=Maria-G]Alrighty, vanilla it is......he has gotten the greetings.[/quote]Oh good. Pls., let my request be searched and done. No excuse..huh

Rhymez: I dont know what section to post it so I expect Sexkillz to do me a favour by sendin it to the right section. Besides, aint u tired of Romance? . The world is coming to an end bro

Hahahahahahaha...anything that rocks bro! I'm so watching and praying

[quote author=Maria-G]then she will have to make another special cake for you on Oct. 2nd......any favourite flavours?
BTW, Uncle T is recovering, thanks for asking[/quote]Oh yummy yummy, for cakes? Hmmm...i'd prefer vanilla I'm glad to know about that. Push my greetings to him

[quote author=190-the-clown] [/quote]Let me continue from where you stopped Romantic topics pls

Rhymez, how on earth is this a romantic topic.

[quote author=Maria-G]Uncle D, mum will be expecting you.....lol[/quote]I will be there the nextday. Pls., tell mum.. Oct 1st is booked. She'll understand Just make sure my cake is well reserved..hahaha

[quote author=Maria-G]after the celebration...lol...will keep your share of the cake[/quote] That's my girl...and pics/clips too. Huh?

All this one no go avoid men only even women self go avoid you

Gracious10: None.

I need super glue. My break is broken

[quote author=Mynd_44]They are not brilliant cos if they were, they would have stopped doing the same thing over and over[/quote]I once had a friend that explained how these formats work. Best believe these guys are thinkers. No doubt, some of them are illiterates but been smart isn't thought in school. Lol. Though they might be bursted by the arrangement of the message and maybe the terms used. Getting the money in Nigeria isn't that easy since they pose to be in other countries and mynd you, the format aren't the same: some works on your emotions while some present a business proposal. Whichever way, i think we all should be wise enough to detect these things.

[quote author=Maria-G]I doubt that cus that day is a great day for Nigerians too[/quote]Oh that's right. It's booked! Hmmm, hope you'll be online for situation reports

[quote author=Maria-G]Mum needed me at home to help prepare for her coming birthday celebration[/quote]Oh that's great! PM when and time, i will be there