₦airaland Forum

berem: The militant boys claim they are freedom fighters.militancy is now a big business in nigeria.any group can now be formed and claim they are militants so that the government can grant them amnesty and pay them huge amount as salaries! Just watch out for Boko Haram! They will soon be on the list of salary earners!

Bokoharam will never be on pay-slot. There's a clear difference between what prompted the emergence of MEND and Bokoharam. Comparing both is an outright taboo!

I think we need security tips on how to walk in Nigeria.

THE FEAR of HAZARD is the BEGINNING of DEFENDER's WISDOM Can't wait to spit on ManU face as usual In CHELSEA, ANY PLAYER CAN SCORE

Cuddlemii: Nah silly that is where men miss it. A tongue action would get her all dramatic
u have a lot to learn

PM your contact babe, i can start my rehearsal with you then i've you both on a scene No rod, all tongue things

[quote author=*solid*]Heeey he! U better b kiiiiaafu of this ur moda-in-lo. Abi e ri omo adie tan gba lowo ku, to ni a je ko wun re atan lo jeun (we trin to save a chick frm death and its sayin we dint allow it go to d dung hill to eat). Ok o.[/quote]Oya go face wall. Your matter dey make me sleep

Cuddlemii: Oh please ask her
you can't do half of what I do for her.
ok tell me what her weak spot is?
what makes her scream?
see u r clueless

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Cuddlemi, you just turned comedian in few seconds
Her weak point is what makes her scream na...and what else will make her scream if not a very good and stubborn rod

Crown Prince: We are on the first item on the list popping champagne on a private yatch while you fantasies with your fingers on the key board.
Why don't you start by building your self a financial empire then we can compete for my girls love.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.. Crown Prince, you don craze finish. Clown

Crown Prince: so you know all the red district in town huh?
My lady is so sophisticated for low lives(jokes).

My baby knows me too much to believe that cheap blackmail na. If it was in those good old days, a tyre would fit your neck, a litre of petrol as perfume and the rest won't be a story for you to tell (Jokes)

Crown Prince: DYT Baby, by 5pm local time a driver will come chauffeur you in a limousine down to lekki beach where a private yatch is docked waiting for you. I won't tell you what gonna happen inside the yatch but all the same we gonna take a romantic voyage on it.

By 8pm, I am hosting you to a dinner in the air. We will have dinner 12000 feets just you and I. Necessary arrangements has been made to that effect.

By 10pm; we will be watching two can play at silverbird cinema beam in 3D For just two of us: don't mind the expenses.

At exactly 12pm; I have a gift for you in my bedroom. The best gift you ever wish.
D-explorer, you can now disappear into thin air for all we care.

Dude, go around Allen by that 8pm, you will find those that will fulfill your 12pm desire. Ole Back off my babymama, she isn't that kind of lady...limousine ko, keke napep ni

Jaykizz: CONFIRMED!! Dyt n Crown Prince ar getin wedded vry soon.

ERROR!!!

Cuddlemii: Happy Birthday girlfriend
Its so wonderful that your new bountiful journey started right in your new year of great things
God would finish the rest for you
I Love you.

Thanks and AMEN! I love her more, she knows

[quote author=Mynd_44]Don't blame me I have hit on my keypad so much, I can't see the letters correctly anymore[/quote] Go and sin no more.

Dyt: Sure
Winks

*winks back*

[quote author=Mynd_44]From the deepest part of me, I prevent you this birthday cake. Have fun you deserve it[/quote]Which kian English be dat, you still dey prevent ordinary cake?

Dyt: Anywhere baby
All urs

Pretty cool, we could hangout somewhere on the island..hmm. Ok, we say the rest via phone

Dyt: Dey didn't hear dat

Yeah, i think none was around..and sweets, we could hit the right place later today to pop something. It's your birthday and i'm here to make it a special one

Goldieluks: Just because you add one year today, we come turn mate automatically??

Crown Prince: Yea ... You can have have on the cyber space, I am into her in the real world.

Come, you too dey lie. At least if you go lie, no be ontop my personal investment becareful o, don't take my molars for friendship, they can tear you. My sincere advice.

Dyt: Flash bobo, thnx
Goldie u don 4get say u get wrinkled face?
Joey thnx

Baby u know its only u na
Kiss kiss

That's my babymama Mwaah

Dyt: Lago mejila?
Don't worry I ll manage it lyk dat
Pass it ova
Baby its cold, I nid u warm it 4 me pls
Is dere still rice n chicken? D one I made dis afternoon
Abi ur longer throat frnds v finished it?

those are best and men in suit o! Chei, you should have whispered that

Crown Prince: do I have the feeling that you are exploring another person matrimonial responsibility on the internet @ d-explorer?
Nevertheless I wish the best species of the female gender,modern day cleopatra,the quintessential lady of purpose,the only angel purposely dwelling on earth for my sake, the finest creature modified by the creator on a public holiday. I wish you many years of mortal experience in my care.

My man, your feeling is false. I own[b] Dyt [/b]and she loves me. It's a special feeling

A year is gone! Here comes another 365 Days and counting. I'm so excited to celebrate this moment with you.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Dyt! Welcome to a brand new phase as we blast merry songs with praise and a glass to raise as toast to a fulfilling race.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Dyt! You've grown better, stronger and every time i look at you, you shine brighter.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Dyt! Life has been beautiful with you in it, asking for more is asking for a god.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Dyt! Today, I join fellow NLders to celebrate you.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Dyt! The reason of your birth has been more than a blessing and we can't stop smiling.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Dyt! This day, i wish you many great years ahead in perfect health.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Dyt! Hip Hip Hip, HURRAAAAAYYY!!!

Your Love (one but only D-Explorer)

Dyt: Yes
Yes
Pls bring it


Oh baby
I said I wanted meaty delux
*sad*
Now its late, u can't get


*peeps in d nylon n grabs it*
Wat more do u v dere

Wow, u got me choc cake

Yeah baby, the choc cake, i got it at Royale while coming down. Oh sweets, i can still go out and get what you want, it's not late by my time

Dyt: *feels so relaxed*
Baby cld u pls get me d ice cream in d freezer
Thnx
Erm pass me d choc too
Yh, u 4got 2 bring d waffle
No, nt dis one, d cone

Chei love things *sweating* Ok honey, i was born for you do you need the pizza i bought too?

Idowuogbo: who is diz stizzle feeling like his some african snoop dogg, oluwasnoopy sho ra re o! mgbekesnoopy, take ya time o!

That's whats up!! Ose maa'mi

Dyt: I jst hp so
*frowns*

Yeah baby, it's no big deal. Just lay on my chest and have a good rest

Activa: i dey waka o, even for real life sef. man must waka for this naija. for me, na fun i dey find go politics section. as una dey argue dey sweat me i dey one corner dey sip my star.

me i be like rain, i no get enemy. i no go get enemy or break my head on top of nigeria matter o. whether you be gbawe or beaf, i go buy you beer for my crib if i see you.

I go tell pukkah say you dey here o. LOL.

hahahahahaha, so you dey corner dey chill..dey enjoy our combat? Walahi, you be yeye man. LOL. Mehn, those jabs no reach heart o, me just dey NL dey flex grammer, dey enjoy virtual things na Those dudes you mentioned are all clowns, products of Tabontabon local community school Beaf get head na, em na persin. No forget say i be laptop dude Enjoy my man, your head dey there and if you talk tosh against GEJ, i dey on 3D

Dyt: Wat is goin on ere?

Nothing serious baby, it's politics things

These questions are more personal than a [b] professional interview. [/b]Tonto Dike got me there, she was unsually cool. Thumbs up babe!!

Who's D-Banj and Don-Jazzy? Are they the latest bokoharam recruit?