₦airaland Forum

AndrewFarms:
******breaking news..

chelshit not on front page again....

Aaahhhh

abiolag:
The threat won’t work this time. His sack letter will b mailed to him. No need to return to London again. He’s already at home

Savage you are *in the voice of Master Yoda*

If Man Utd doesn't win this game, Martial will have to contend with Mou because the guy is playing rubbish.

Meanwhile this is what goal.com has to say about Mou:

Jose Mourinho’s impressive career as a manager in European competitions started with tonight's opposition. His first game as a manager in a European competition was with Benfica in September 2000, where his team were held 2-2 at home against Halmstads in the first round of the UEFA Cup.

Magnifico2000:
We know that is impossible na. So we will now lose two home games despite our records at home.

I'm just saying that I'm more relaxed knowing that all is tied now early so we can face the crazy English fixtures.

aieromon:
What is wrong with Martial?

Martial is his own kryptonite.

RRWraith:
but...but....conte is better than SAF

LOL

Are you sarcastic or bomb dey your head? Conte better than Sir Fergie? No make me find you come your house come beat you.

Modified:

Okay I saw your LOL.

AndrewFarms:
hope it's Chelsea qualification sha

Wetin concern me with agbero club. We are on the same side fam. Don't sweat it .

Habiodunz:
how your boys dey play Na I. no dey watch the match, that 8:45 no be here

Wella. Only say villagepeople dey on top Martial matter.

AndrewFarms:
chelshit fans begging for bashiru to enter....

Bashiru or Bashirat?

AndrewFarms:
which kind talk be that nah

AndrewFarms you don vex? I bin dey explain to the Magnifico2000 about our qualification this night. Ma binu joor .

Magnifico2000:
We av qualified since last match na.. dis is just topping d group.

No way. You need to check that again. What says that we can't lose the remaining 3 matches?

kay29000:
Hmm! This is some Nagin stuffs.

More like gay snakes . Two nagin and no nagina Definitely gay-ish pythons.

chiiraq802:
Abeg who score dat man utd goal? or na own goal

na own goal. goal na goal sha

Goallllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Habiodunz. I tols you we are qualifying today

Habiodunz:
what should we be expecting

Man U is qualifying today. Period.

Smellymouth

Smellymouth going on AWOL. Nigga you crazy. I missed you man (no hom***).

Smellymouth:
Really?

Smelly Smellous!!! Jeeezzzzzz men. Where on earth have you been man?

Yaya aiki? Missed you bruh

cyndy1000:
Evil act someone old enough to be your grandmother

Great grandmother actually. Do the maths.

Something is wrong with him.

Rubbish. All these unnecessary pageant awards, how does it impact the life of an ordinary man on the streets?

MZ my man

Good. Time to buy me a bike because Eko needs it.

Pray:
He is my uncle o, but i love to hustle and make my own money.

Ooh really? Uncle from where?

makdcash:
What

The WMDs is what I was referring to not you.

makdcash:
Ok

To what essence abeg?

naptu2:
He eventually disappeared after morphing from FStranger(1-100) into YStranger, StrangerF, Igbaodun, Ojogbontomoye, Papatosibe, Anti-Tpia, WoeuntoOAM4J, Meonbooty, Cunninlingus, Arsenefc, Le Ostrich and many other usernames.

Uncle naptu2 (aka CIA, FBI no-DSS, no-EFCC, MI6).

GloryCardinal:
That does not make me to lose the appetite of my breakfast this morning

Abi nah

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- provides solutions
- adds value
- makes better (or improves) services , albeit IT related

Just a nutshell of what ITIL entails.


Benefits:

- it shows that you as an IT Manager, IT Personnel knows and observes industry standards for whatever you are doing.
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RoyalBoutique:
Leave keypad and enter reality

Buhari should be afraid, very afraid

If he has ever stood near Saraki before, then he would understand. The guy's height alone is enough for someone to be afraid. More so, for someone to topple his father's godfatherism in Kwara State, you should have a healthy fear of such a person.

Saraki is deadly. Take it or leave it.

Spylord48:
10years!!!
The most painful aspect of the whole thing is that billions will be budgeted yearly for it yet nothing will be done about it.
All that will be done is to pour sand and condemn oils on it and go on air claiming that they reconstructed the road to a world class road!!!

10 years ké? That means you are not a Nigerian. Benin-Ore road that FG has been fixing since before I was born, have they finished it? That's more that 29 years ago.

@Explorers 3rd person's comment though. Turn the road into a roundabout