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Loveren:
@ZEDX8 u forgot to add misssclassy that was brutally beaten and murderd by my wife ISHIL OVE to d extent dat she had to pen an apology letter.

no wander yhu sleep, wine & dine wid stupidi†y.

Yhu dumb àss summoned her here.!

LadyBoss1:
yh so which one does it accept ..

LadyBoss1:
Im good dami how u do that smiley face
It never allows me

LadyBoss1:
Dhar ay99 morning

LadyBoss1:
Lol really
Can u imagine me saying that in. My voice
U know berra lol aint time for dat i just lock it off n keep it moving

so easy like daht.?
I wish.!

adeh39:
Awwww! what a pity!

Forgive me ehn

no need forgivinq yhu o0.
Cux yhu know i neva blivd yhu fr0m day 1.

So av fun wid ur guy.!

Midehi:
iffa hear

LadyBoss1:
Yh thats d best solution

adeh39:
Yeah I am......so which one did you do when I broke your cute heart into pieces

I didn't do any o0.
Im too busy ⁴doz stuffs.

Jez daht i 0nly decided to ignore u aftawards.!

LadyBoss1:
Nothing mehn
I just dey ... So which on r u guilty of


Lol dharay9 9 r u guilty ?

adeh39:
Dare mi

Bawo ni day e?

adeh39:

sandrannna:
i deliberately used it cos i knew u will say it's incorrect. Go and ask ur english teacher, he/she will enlighten u. Dats if ur english teacher is nt a mediocre.

Jovial ko, joe-via ni. Commot for here.

starlingslimnet:
Here is it sir....

sandrannna:
what is wrong with u dis evening? U behave like a motor park lout.
I thought u r a gentle guy to d core, i'm disappointed in u.
Leave me alone, dn't mention me again.

see dat underlined word, I dey sure u skipped english classes.

Wetin b "lout"

& hey, I ain't aniwhere near gentle...I'm only jovial so get daht moroñ.

starlingslimnet:
Oga na beg I beg you pls don't disgrace the deluded imb.ecile..abeg forgive her stupidity.

#abeq pass me some chilled 5alive.!#
Make I quick calm d0wn as e dey h0†.

sandrannna:
u be lady? Swerve joorh.

be like yhu dey mad ds eveninq.
If I ain't a lady nko...like yhu tink we see yhu as a female.?
Taaaah, You Are A







GOAT.

No lemme pounce on yhu fake-àss.

sandrannna:
Some ladies are on nairaland 24/7.


E.g
midehi
misssclassy
prettythickme
gurgle(this one ask too much questions)
egonvinmma
safarigirl

add urs

buh na which day yhu wan get sense completely....

Adultnextdoor:
Pls help guys!......you see i've been flowing with this babe for a while now and we decided to start up an intimate relationship,things were going so smoothly until one unfaithful day,my babe got angry at me for no reason,though i've been noticed how depressed she was even before then,nagging at every single person and even her some of her friends....so that day i asked her what the problem was and why she was angry but she didn't answer me and just walked away,i called her on phone and she shouted at me never to call her again....So i'm actually thinking she was going through her menstrual period because depression and unecessary anger are one of the side effects of menstruation but i'm not sure.....could it be menstruation??

hold on....

tunnamania11:
If u read it for the first time, u must laugh. If u didn't laugh, I guess u are not in a happy mood.

seconded like fuçk.!

LadyBoss1:
7 & 8

Monikween:
Am for real..

eghos12:
na me get am