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haywhy911:
lol I still stand by it....... Ronaldo, in one of his rare nights of genius, rose to the occasion. Happens once in a blue moon. Well, I am consoled by the fact that none has ever won the title back to back.

Presido95:
Nice response so far. To those saying i should not do it, if i dont do it, she may start thinking there's something I'm hiding from her. And abeg I no want make future wife they teach me sex after wedding. Btw, most of u guys have actually done it b4 nau, so why discouraging.Shebi we go use protection sef.

haywhy911:
it doesn't look encouraging but we can. . Before the p.ume last year,tho other thread had crossed the 100-page mark

giftft:
Here are five things I’ve learned from living with a guy:
1. House guests of all shapes and sizes are welcome.

You better get used to sharing your bathroom, kitchen, living room and sometimes even your bedroom with unwelcome visitors.

These guests will think it’s acceptable to eat your leftover food, sleep in your bed and soak in your bathtub, all without paying rent.

No, I’m not talking about the girls they bring home (although this is most likely true, too).

I’m referring to the ants, flies, centipedes, cockroaches, moths and other creepy-crawlies that probably moved in long before you.

Do you think your male roomies notice these squatters? Probably not.

But they sure will bug the hell out of you (no pun intended).

My first shopping trip after moving in? To the hardware store to build up my army against bugs.

I will show no mercy, so I bought both Raid Multi Insect Killer 7 and Raid Max Bug Barrier Defense Marker.

It’s my own personal death serum, just like the one that Jeanine Matthews uses in the “Divergent” series — not even the divergent bugs, like Tris, will be able to resist it.
There must be fart-scented air freshener hiding somewhere.


1. I hate to break it to you, but no matter how many candles you light, fresheners you spray or waxes you melt, the fart smell will never go away.

Places that are inhabited by someone of the male species have so much flatulence floating through the air that there is no hope of it ever circulating its way out.

And eventually, you’ll probably get used to the foul stench. Just remember when you invite people over, it’ll invade their noses as soon as they open the door.




2. Another important tip to remember: If you see one of them heading toward the bathroom with an iPad, run as far away as you possibly can. I’m serious. Get out of there.

When they bring electronic devices with them, it means they’ll be in there for a while.

Trust me, you will not want to be anywhere near the apartment when they decide to blow up the bathroom. (And if you are, you may want to stock up on nose plugs and Glade. You’re gonna need it.)



3. The fridge looks like it belongs in a convenience store.

There will most likely be an entire shelf (or two) of beer, styrofoam containers filled with month-old takeout food and plenty of eggs and meat (because even guys who don’t work out seem to make protein their biggest priority).

They’ll stare at you wide-eyed when you stock the fridge with kale and grapefruit. Why?

Because they probably have no clue when they last ate fruits or vegetables.

On the plus side, the inability to cook is a male trait that goes in your favor. Why?

First of all, you don’t have to worry about them eating your food. When I lived with eight other girls, there were always angry texts like, “WHO ATE MY CELERY?” or, “I’M MISSING AN AVOCADO!”

A bro would much rather eat his week-old mac and cheese than your fresh vegetables and homemade hummus.

And second? You are sure to have clean utensils every time you want to cook.

When you’re the only one who uses the cookware, you won’t come across rice cemented to the bottom of an improperly washed pot, or plates with some sort of crust stuck to them.

But, I will warn you, if they ever do decide to cook, open up all of the windows ahead of time.

It will probably just be mac and cheese or noodles, but there’s still a chance they’ll ruin it.

If you prepare properly ahead of time and get some air circulation going, when their dinner starts to burn, all the smoke will begin to filter out immediately.
You have to find somewhere else to watch “The Bachelorette” if a big game falls on a Monday night.



4. Any time you turn on the TV, you can expect it to already be on ESPN. (Or ESPN 2, ESPNews, ESPN Classic, ESPN U, ESPN 3 … you get where I’m going with this.)

There are enough channels for them to always have some sports game they need to watch.

They may even argue that you can’t watch “Dancing With The Stars” because there’s very important polo match going on that they can’t miss.

But then again, this may be another blessing in disguise. How?

Because if you’ve ever watched one of your favorite television shows with a guy, you know they’ll do nothing but ruin it for you.

Unless you want to hear them whine about how reality TV is so scripted, and there’s no way that they can fall in love that quickly, you’re better off leaving the TV on ESPN.
The bathroom will never be clean.


5. You thought the worst part about sharing a bathroom with a guy is he’ll always leave the toilet seat up? Ha, if only.

The worst part is your male roomie might as well be a shedding ape. Guys grow hair quicker than it takes me to get to work.

This rapid growth requires some of them to shave on the daily.

So, what’s the big deal with that?

The big deal is boys are completely blind to the fact that they leave little tiny hairs all over the bathroom.

The sink, the shower, the floor, you name it; it’s probably covered in (what you hope is facial) hair.

You can try and fight this one as much as you want, but there’s no way around it.

The only way to have a clean, hairless bathroom? Make them shave outside.


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mightyjoe746:
All ur points are not logical! U are just writing from d depth of ur imagination. U are making assertion without any proof or reference. Tell us people dat av carried out dose research and d year it was published.

KingCheezyPuff:
Yeah,an you used it wrong. .... Howdy is a greeting,meabs hi.

KingCheezyPuff:
Howdy is a greeting.

KingCheezyPuff:
Because they create demand. Lets stop walkin' in circles. Good afternoon to you sir.

KingCheezyPuff:
No sir,consumers do.

Diqlan:
Pls my sis scored 190 in her utme and chose sociology, I will like to know unilorin utme cut off mark and when the post utme exam would be conducted. Thanks

KingCheezyPuff:
When there is no demand there will be no supply.
Supply for demand.

KingCheezyPuff:
La Siiiiiigh!!!

In the bold.....Truth.
An do you know what they do
They go out an get women desperate enough for fame(however small) money/attention
An exploited this.
But those women only saw this a job/work/an opportunity.
So they will continue to apply for this type of "work/jobs" despite the reality of it.
An like many they don't see a problem with it.
You asked who was at fault
The women....
..,......but even more the ones who conceive the idea for them to be used this way an go out a find them.

KingCheezyPuff:
This is a load of tripe!...He does all these things because he loves her an wants to give/do nice things fer her outta that love.

"99% of women, especially modern women are sex objects. If u disagree, turn on ur TV, go to shows, browse the internet. U see them exposing their breasts, cleavages, buttocks, laps and everything exposable. They know they have nothing else to offer to humanity except their bodies".

No! These are examples of how women are objectified
undervalued an disrespected
An buddy believe it's not "normal" or okay but a serious problem.

MzLarem:
nd I'm d only female u knw abi?

mister4:
Plz,wen is unilorin post utme form will be out ?

abbey621:
Please don't be ridiculous, anyone can boast on Nairaland; if you believed that guy then you are on a long thing!

abbey621:
See by your own admission your premise is based on rarities! No doubt there are girls that would open up about their feelings, they are plenty over here in the States but 9ja girls? Mba! Most 9ja girls are so worried about being taken for cheap that they would rather lose the guy than to confess their undying love for him. Back in school, I caught many fishes in the sea, out of over 30 girls only 1 was crazy enough to instigate the flirting and I respected her for it. Now of course we have girls that would come after you hard if you've got the bar and the right packaging but don't make it seem like they are plenty when in reality they represent less than 2% of all 9ja girls.

missingrib:
as far I don't ave feelings for the guy
....

KingCheezyPuff:
No

Kaylexzy:
Boss I swear, nothing beats dat feeling...
U know she likes u,but u deprive her of everything and she can't leave u..
Boss man feeling mehn

Mikylopez:
av neva been friend zoned.... n ion tink i will.

franklingud:
Lol!!.. as for me oo! I don't friendzone a girl. it's either I fvckZone her or I dateZone her.... OR we ain't talking at all.

jamalchance:
Dharmy yinks talk tru .... U look like d guy wey dey that pics

Senorprinz:
nice write up sire, tho, from my point of view some of the points above doesn't always relate to friendzoning, for instance, compliments
i've come across guys who prefer being sacarstic to girls they are into rather than giving them genuine compliment, i don't know why, but i'm guilty of that too.
i'm not ready:
some guys wont just rush into a association with a girl just because he senses she's into him, my neighbour has been jonzing one babe that he's been crushing over for close to 8months now because he feels he's not financially stable enough to date the girl, this same babe has also been green-lighting my guy for almost the same period.
thank you:
people's emotions mature at different rates, when two people are attracted to each other, it's not compulsory they must graduate into the i love you stage at the same time, that i don't respond likewise doesn't mean i don't wanna be with you, morova, does telling someone 'i love you' really mean you love them.

abbey621:
Trust me when it comes to having a well packaged game, I've been there, done that. 9ja girls are not as free flowing with their emotions, unless you go and carry Ol*sho or "I never chop", if na dem then to say 'I love you' cheap well well

VickyRotex:
Not all of them. I believe there are still few responsible guys.

AsanwaKC:
Having a Female as a Best friend is like having Chicken for a pet, You will eat it some day.

GeniusDavid:
Good Gracious! I'm Guilty Of these!
you forgot to add: **When in a conversation, and he randomly talks about your friend**

Kaylexzy:
Mehn, dis is d thread I belong to.

Best feeling ever!!!