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Cokwologu:
OP must be living abroad, to have come up with this assumptions.. Like one guy nigga rightly said, we fu*cckzone girls..

Ain't living abroad. It's a crime for u to use 'we'. Not all guys giv a damn bout sex. It's overrated nd should be enjoyed only wen u re married.

Empero1:
@OP

I don't think that one not responding to an "I love you" cheer from a lady means she's been friendzoned. Someone like me that's altruistic and that believe in reciprocation, I don't go gaga when a lady I have affection for say these words to me when practically through her actions and inaction I am in doubt about her genuine affection toward me. Sometimes those words are means used as prey to exploit anyone that is emotionally vulnerable toward another.

I can relate with dat.. nd that's why I said. Not in all cases but most.

missingrib:
when you have guys as friends its the best ever...you will be able to have evrything you want without him having sex with you

Inshort... u re comfortable being friend-zoned??

abbey621:
How many girls do you know that tells a guy she loves him without the guy actually making the first move? Especially in 9ja! Out of all the girls I've dated, only 1 had the balls to come up to me and actually flirt....I think OP been watching too many movies!

Ur question has been answered!

saasala:
Arrant balderdash! Guys dont friendzone ladie, we FvckZone them. Is either we are dating you or we are nyanshing you for fun or we dont talk at all....

Not all guys re sex freaks! Dnt generalize.. just say dats wat u do!

banme1:
Op The ladies will come for ur head.

They won't

KingCheezyPuff:
*Jumps in his arms* take me away!

Tonight's gonna be interesting

Smellymouth:
**If he goes days or weeks without communication.A guy who wants you will not make you wait, he’ll respond within a reasonable and decent amount of time.

** If he talks about other women when you’re together,then you’ve definitely been friend zoned.

** When you try to tell a guy you like him and he shrugs it off, or says “thanks”,then it’s time to move on.A man who’s into you will be thrilled to know that you like him, too!


E dey sweet me when guys dey Friendzoned girls sha

Well said!

Dey handle rejection a lot worse than guys do

KingCheezyPuff:
.....Then bring a flashlight.

Ur Knight is here..


Lemme carry you home

fawaz050:
she don say she no go spit Kobo say her head hard pass coconut

Wetin dey inside coconut?? Is it empty?? Abeg break d coconut jor.. I wan chop

MzLarem:
U'll pay better..in dollars sef..so he shld jst call ur name.

Dollar scarce for naija


Females work perfectly for such operations

KingCheezyPuff:
Oooh! It's such a cold an dark place Help me to get out op!...
......

Am afraid of the dark... Save yourself

Angelberry:
Are you asking moi You give your sister what she needs..I prefer to be friendzone by a guy.

Not just any guy. A guy u re dying for... will u stil prefer to be 'just' frnds while he dates others girls??

fawaz050:
Yahoo plus








I no sabi juju fa

Lol.. just go find one stick.. tie red cloth on it. Go nail am under banana tree nd shout Mzlarem must pay 7times. Ur juju don set


Abi no be so dem dey do am for film??

Angelberry:
And he becomes the ATM

How??








Lalasticlala

slyIsaac:
Been friend zoning cruzita since but she no wan gree me rest...

Are you sure u are not like a brother to her

The friend-zone is a dreaded zone for most guys but ladies become victims too. These are signs you have been friend-zoned by a guy...


1. You are like a sister to me : This is similar to the 'You are like a brother to me' used by ladies. Has a guy ever called you sis? Or told you that you are like a sister? You have been friend-zoned. No one dates his sister!


2. Am just not ready : Ever seen a guy who fantasizes about his dream girl and go ahead to list the qualities he admires but keeps telling you 'am just not ready' when you two talk about relationships. The chances of you qualifying to be his dream girl is synonymous to Nigeria qualifying for AFCON this year. Impossicant!


3. Thank you! : That moment you told a guy 'i love you' or used love emojis while texting him and he replies with 'Thank you!' or act as if he didn't see it. His love for you is as scarce as Fuel currently. Gbam!!!


4. He Rarely Compliments You : It's inborn for guys to compliment anything with a boob,backside(even if the face is not good), pancaked face. You have one,two or all of these and he never compliments you or he does only once in 3 months . You are on Friend-zone Avenue! A guy only compliments what he likes or what he wants.


5. But : I'll love to date you 'but'... I think you are beautiful 'but'... I'll love to be your bf but.. If he uses the word 'but' after a compliment or phrase just know that he never meant what he said initially (though not in every case) and he's trying to make you feel good e.g I'll love to date you 'but' am just not ready. He's trying to tell u to get down from that Bus headed to 'Relationship Island'.. u belong to the one going to 'Friend-zone Park'.


6. You can add yours....



All this are subject to correction!

Written By: DharmyYinks

Ladies.. ever been friend-zoned? Share your experience!

See what Buhari has caused now

habby51:
the funniest part of it is dat, must of ladies dat does dat are frm poor family. just wanna belong by force.

What re u saying

fawaz050:
Lol,u No get me joor,i mean say she be my maga(Yahooyahoo)..so she must pay

Lolz.. dat one beta ooo.. Dont forget me wen she drop dough ooooooo



Add juju sef.. u hear

INTERMAN:
Should a newly wedded couple go to church the following day? I don't think this is ok. Imaging, a couple wed on saturday, then go to church on Sunday.People will be looking at them somehow as if they are animals."Hey, that bro go don drill that sister's hole by now" etc To me i'll be embarrased

Wat oda pple think bout u nd ur spouse doesn't matter. Nd no one will confront ya. Just relax ur mind nd be happy. Go giv thanks to God!

Ur Pastor nd his wife re married nd dey ve sex too. Does dat stop dem frm coming to church?? No! Free ur mind of such thoughts nd enjoy ur wife jare

fawaz050:
Lol wayawaya ni,Mzlare m must Pay

U don reach here again... Why will mz larem pay?

Na she dey use ur data for u ni.. bros u be maga ba?

MzLarem:
talk ur talk.

Mak I no vex d gods

fawaz050:
Lol..very Good badt gal..really u r something.u r ineffable

Do u sleep atall?? U re always online

Alpet:
I don't think I said so.

Just wanted to confirm. It was a question tho.. not a verification!

MzLarem:
U see them? Who dem epp?

Lolz.. wu dem fit help bfor sef

Alpet:
Maths, Physics nd Chemistry.
However, u can drop chemistry for geography or agric.

Excuse me pls.. If sum1 chose Maths,Phy n Chem, he/she isn't qualified to apply for ICS @Uil??

MzLarem:
pinshures nd stuff

Hmmm! I won't talk

MzLarem:
As d spirit leads ni ooo..seun no kuku dey pay us b4.

Dis one that sum pple re already feeling fly

Sveen:
You'll need nobodyy.

...For??

Hmmm!

Mzlarem, Haywhy911 shey we fit mak dis thread sweet pass last year own bayii

kestolove95:
No male virgins...male are dis virgin by spiritual girl in dia dream.. Called wet dream..and dey masturbate a lot..

Not 'All' guys masturbate! Dnt generalize.


Girls masturbate too