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i am not dere ... * calls olamide

ehm no lie i think it was sweeter when having sex wit some1 i am not with...cos i know its a one time thing..or maybe the fun of cheating and not being caught

drnairalov:
sigh it was fun being in nairaland!! my last post as drnairalov. bye

bruh y

the year ending in few hours and there goes 2015 gone and dusted!! some have not been in good terms, some have been, or you have a secret crush and u ve been keeping it !! or you want to appreciate a nairalander . here comes the time pour it out now with 2015

settle your scores!


Let it start

quiinnBee:
are you high or something? why did you mention my moniker

just kiddn ur blood dey hot

i only run dis accnt and an alternative female account to get attention..nd i got them expecially ehen im using my female moniker .that account is quiinnbee ..even when i dont sho a face of a girl i still get attention cool.. den created a topic it hit frnt page... its fun guys try havin two accnt

CaroLyner:
because they are ok with being single.mind your bizz

shut **

SINNZ:
HOEloshi!!

braa nawa 4 u

Your mom sets you up on a blind date. When you get to the restaurant, he's waiting for you, what do you do?

nothing

joliyp:
mine was when i learnt i wil be having extra year in school!my dad called me and said'failure is made for sucess nt the failures,my baby gal go and kill that course finally'today am a graduate with 2:2 working in a reputable company with over 100k as take home,guys ladies let hear from u? ma eng tho

i am single, u re single

i am earning 10,000k
u re earning 100k that is 110,000 a month babe we can make dis work dm me ur nomba

prettythicksme:
Cute? without a pro pics?

saw u in spirit consider me

prettythicksme:
Why dat face?

u re cute can i keep u?

prettythicksme:
Honestly dey r many

2 drug smugglers have been linked to Linda - Ikeji, they were caught today trying to board the emirate flight to Dubai. A 35 years old man & 24 years old man got unlucky when directives of the NDLEA got a tip off. They are currently held for more investigation. they claimed it was given by Linda.

Source http://www.shareonfb.com/csv6uw/linda-ikeji-linked-to-drug-smugglers

i have got the best job in the world ...i got Mouth Gig

EroticAngelina:
Ask 'em.
it's so disgusting. I'm even now afraid to kiss guys now cos I dnt know where his mouth and tongue has entered bfor. Make them no gimmie vaginalinthyses.

is this a girl

190:
My people I greet una o!

How body

bro i hail

Yoruba boy contemplating which girl on his list to bless with his appearance.

theres no way to be a good girlfriend just be ur self

queenfav:
)You are spot on.A friend I had in school spent 5 years with only 4 polo's and 2 jeans..As na black and white we dey wear,e help d guy so people for class no too know say d guy no get.He was very serious sha,despite all those challenges.Sometimes,when we sit together during class,I will gist him about what I cooked.Once hostel visiting time reach,omo guy don show o.I will make food for the both of us...He go wash me with words like "na you go marry my elder brother","make I come be your roommate na"etc.Very funny and easy going guy o.I liked the fact that he barely complained .He is one optimistic fellow.And me wen neva know wetin hunger be at all go dey complain over irrelevant things.Wheras this my friend was not even getting shishi as pocket money during the semester.Na me just decode say all is not well back home then try to assist when I can with small provisions and lunch dates in my hostel.Anytime my mum comes to see me in school with provisions and cooked food,he must fall in for him share.My mum liked him a lot cos he is like a comedian.I thank God for him sha,cos he is now a lawyer.All those ones na things of the past for am.

smh..I know d guy u talking about.. ur friend 2012 set ife...

all lies...dat guy was well to do ..nd he had more than 4 polo..no dey exaggerate 4 here

queenfav:
I know..I just wan tease u small.

u went to ife

so i returned the phone already

ephemm:
don't return it joor, it's a gift - from the devil

...and you know what they say about devil's gift...

I bet u stole that phone and u know the owner, U just want a justification for your crime.

MODs please move this to crime section, we just caught a thief

lol I wouldnt steal a fone.. I really saw it on d floor yesternyt. at first I thought it was a spoilt fone cos it was a big fone just lying dere..I charged it nd it worked.. d person has called tho..told her where I found it , I will return today.

christinie:
Call the owner and return it.

its painful sha, dey stole 60,000 k phone frm me few mnths back choi!! but i wud return

my phone have been stolen more than 5 times...but today i found a big samsung s4 phone on the floor.. i picked it up charged it and waited for the person to call.later i changed my mind nd said i will keep it as mine, my pals also said its my luck, let me keep it. after all i ve been dispossessed also more than 5 times..

thing is i am not a saint, m a womaniser, i drink so obviouslly m not a saint, but one thing that i really hate is stealing..it is just not me .

cut the long story short my phone was stolen last 2 months so i am using a low end phone, tryna save up to buy another,.. am i justified to take this phone or just return it?

after one round i lost inters..do i have a problem

dis girl get mouth pass d owner

update::: came bck to nigeria.. met wit her 1nce wanted to hurt re much by playing her ...I cudn't ..got a weak hrt.

bck 2 europe. . baby momma things on my mind now