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SURElee:
Uncle wa, Daddy wa, Grandpa wa Ekaaro o!

Ekaaro o
Se daada le ji?
Aunty wa

Pls explain pumping water in turns??

Like una dey for one week select who go get water?

SURElee:
Once men threaten Niaja women with divorce they cower.
Why would I throw the opportunity of a better life away because of a threat for divorce?

Ogbeni, bring the paper make I sign.

Kilo tun kun again? Pikin I don born .

Why are women scared sef?

Mschewwww!


I will leave security, good opportunities to benefit my children and good future for them because of Get yourself a lawyer?

I go pay that lawyer to fast track the process sef.

You're not yet hooked
You're already emphasizing the happiness you'd feel from paying a divorce lawyer... Aunty wa.. ekaale o

Dunno about you guys tho
But where do ladies draw the line?
Where do they tell themselves "ok i shouldn't do this"

I checked out of one of my relationship cause of thise multiple piercing

Like


Maybe there are guys that adore it
Defo not me

The nice men will com on here to argue otherwise

International break day 3


Any hijabi here should hmu
Make we talkkk

People like you
We don't pity them
Infact
We need more men like u to get burnt
Cause the gospel we preach
Will go far


In ur writeup
You said
U were slapped with the truth
What truth is that
" Spending on her"
You were in a one sided relationship
But you convinced yourself that being stupid is the best way to go
Lol
U never see anything brother
More heart breaks to come

Where's this guy in 2026

2021 .i don't support generalisation sha
2026 i still don't support
But where's this guy

The same rhetorics

Nobody ever said being sealed alone was wifey material
We all said that's the first pointer not the whole
Heck
So u mean by test of character
She's been runned thru
Interesting

Too bad
Welcome home
Help build the country
Hope he's got his pvc
We in

I thank God for giving health practitioners the brain on performing whatever


Cause health is wealth
You won't know this
Unti you're mandated to be injected everyday

glory to jesus
hallelujah

Johnfaithsexy:
I don't know why a married woman go dey talk with another man and keeping it secret, like wetin you dey hide if nor be bad thing,I mean if you nor wan keep your body for only your man,then you have no business with marriage,cos the day you say I do,Dem nor point gun for your head,na personal choice,and you say I do to staying faithful to your man,am not married but I know this is the way it's suppose to be,thank you

Edo girl?

Op took my experience from my twitter avi and wrote it word for word

Nice

Love doesn't get boring all of a sudden

You were neglecting some evident signs


Hence the "boring" stage

I do the pounding

Kalulu44:
Hahahaha, I am in Ogun state working now.
I'm still 45 and not a grand dad yet. Though my first son is 20.
Thanks for relishing the story

Pls tag me to ur Uber story on diaries section

thomas2024:
You dey mind them. You’ll notice say a lot of them are cowards behind their keyboards. I flowed with my bars with a potential online almajiri, and one of them here was saying I dey use AI. AI to chat obinrin at this age of mine? Oriṣiriṣi😂Others dey talk say my text is long, should it be short like theirs, or must I be like them? People who haven’t changed themselves wan dey change others. Nairaland now has awkward and creepy peeps nowadays.

Lmao!
AI to chat obirin
Inside 2026?
Loooool
Pple just project their robotic lives on others
I for ome, I'm a very paragraph person
I love long writeups
But if at the first meetin i see ur energy is less, i call u to it


Pple here are sayin u shouldn't have
How i wan come communicate omo na junkies full NL

thomas2024:
I met this girl, Emmanuella on Facebook. Facebook had suggested her profile to me, saw what I like, then sent her a friend request which she accepted. Few days later, I slide to her DM. The below is the receipt of our chats which took place this previous Saturday👇🏻:

Me: I don’t usually slide into DMs but I’d regret not saying hello to someone with this kind of energy. Hi Emmanuella… Now, I’m curious about the woman behind this profile with a bright smile😉

Emmanuella: Good morning

Me: Good afternoon from this side… How is Emmanuella doing this afternoon?

Emma: I'm good and you

Me: I’m great, pressing my phone to catch the latest gist or should I say distraction in town… By the way, what are you up to at the moment?

Emma: Just indoors… It's weekend

Me: I like that, simple and peaceful. You strike me as someone who values peace over unnecessary drama… Since it’s weekend and you’re indoors, let me be your gentle distraction for a few minutes

Emma: Lol why say so… Lol

Me: Because I enjoy moments that feel natural and I have a feeling you will be an interesting distraction, not a boring one😉

Emma: Hmm

Me: Still figuring out?

Emma: Yes… U r funny

Me: Time they say is short. We can make best use of this moment

Emma: Hmm… Please can u do 500 sub for me

Me: 500 subscription?😅 Wow, bold move asking that so early 😎 I like confidence but I also like people who earn it. Let’s enjoy getting to know each other first…

(Story story ooo, story! Story time of a broken record😂😂😂👇🏻)

Emma: My data almost off… I paid for a rent… I'm broke… But it's okay if u cant do it… Nevermind

(As if I’m her father ooo, person wey I give privilege to chat with because say she get big front thing come Dey bill me, what an audacity😂)

Me: I understand your circumstances… So this rent you paid, it means you stay alone… From your pics, I’m thinking you’re still observing NYSC or done with it. Am I close?

Emma: Sorry we can chat next time I don't have much data

(Emma don vex say I no be innocent man she can trap😂)

Me: Understood. I’ll be here when you’re ready

(Emma don knack me blocking on Facebook)

🤣🤣🤣

E get one like that wey still dey bill me 15600 like that, she wan use am repair her second phone. She talk say na me be her last hope. Her name na Anita. I don give am false hope say by tomorrow (which is today) till Saturday, she go see am. On Saturday, she go chop better breakfast. Na so I dey do for these almajiris on wig, I no dey say money no dey, I dey always give them hope come chop their eyes later😂 The mumu girl call yesterday reminding me if I didn’t forget her, lol. What an entitlement mentality. You met someone online, and all what comes to your mind is how to bill them. If only I could have half of this effrontery, maybe, just maybe. Let me swallow my breath. Make I spend my kobo on a random woman? shishi, dem no go see. I no be Debo Macaroni (Daddy Wa). I spend my money on meaningful things.

By the way, see someone’s wife picture below. I hear say her husband na content creator. Sissy men we have nowadays sha.

Had to go thru the comments first before reading the chat
What's everyone's fuss about exactly??.
Bro, these guys here are all liars!
They all claim to say that one liner means them Ghosting asap! Lol whe u no he chris brown
This is a very normal way to chat
Just that for me, I'll from the jump tell you i don't do well with short replies

Bro take it from me
You did well
You get girls by the words of ur mouth and how u chat
Not by opening WALLET!
ANYONE WEY WANT MAKE U OPEN WALLET FIRST NA OS
She saw u were smart, she had to as they always do
Save their shame faceee


Don't let anyone make u feel bad
Pple don't respond with paragraphs at first meetin
U did well boss
Her loss ohh

Very interesting story
Where are you now sir
1999 finishing school
I wasn't even born then
Omo
Sir u go don be granddaddy o

ZYZHAL

Yalll
Use this
To smile
Avoid sporty
Avoid gambling

We4all:
Unlike you, I am not obsessed with giving birth to sons.

Ohh well

We4all:
A boy that may end up becoming a cultist and a rapist. Dey play...

Prolly the one you'll give birth to
I didn't turn out to br either
So

Im just thankful i have a boy already
That's all
Cause wtf did i read
She said she's from a good home

From a good home
But you had a one night stand with a celeb
God pls

I just love the fact here that
Most men have convinced themselves that a woma staying alone means she's well and truly intact
One up there was talking about exposure exposure my hairy balls!

As much as there are ladies who stay alone and they're principled in not entertaining guys late at night or whatnot
I can tell u for a fact that the opposite of such is rampant


Shey career ladies no de get konji?
Or what's the line btw exposure and exploring sexual freedom
Unago just dey gba de talk..


Once i see a lady staying alone
My guy
My antennas are up!
I know wassup
Buh let's all be clowning here

I just love the fact that the Men here were being factual with him
Letting him know he had no issue
But the wife actually did


Sir
You're the leader
You know how things shud be
That's why you're a man
Discard what that koko and the other nigha tellin u have a problem
Discard their words
They've said nothing sensible!

Damn
AdvanceDna

Just exposing this guy
Like any sane thinking person can actually see


The only thing i enjoy in Islam is their women sha
They're the ones you'd wanna take home
Asides that
Lol. Except you don't know what they chant in their masjid everyday
That's when you'll think they're actually

There's nothing peaceful about that religion
It's death
Sex nd more sex

UpdatesiOS147:
After promising one stupid idiot who’s father is alive that I’ll send her to school and marry her I wasted her time for 5 years because her mom and her betrayed me and it almost landed me in prison if not for God and my immediate family support I did her worst of the worst and I told her karma is a bitch all my properties she stole I made sure she sold them to feed and I ate inside it while I secured my own future lowkey now she is languishing and regretting while am steps ahead these girls needs ruthlessness and brutality but at the same time you need to mirror them in other to catch them and make them pay dearly

Pls give the full and clearer story of what happened