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Damianobi:
Lwkmd..guy u funny no b small. Ijebu ode dey only wrk 4 pool no b 4 bet.

Issorait

Sure win for naija.... win and over 4.5....


Jahbless our hustle...

Damianobi:
I can see it, u b bettin nigga

If u dey always guess ur exam for sch walahi na 1st class graduate u go be... or better still play that game barca to win first half and the game will end full time draw.... #gbabe dat code na from ijebu ode

Akkord4gov:
"See their brown teeth,awon Ole,I will still deal with you"

That nigga tho!!!

Damianobi:
1) The rich Niggas:
This set of people will just come into the shop and play nothing less than 10 tickets with the minimum of 30k. They just walk in, play their game and leave.

2) The talk and no play:
This ones will just come to the office and keep telling people the kind of games to play and how many odds they have without playing any.
Sometimes they wait for those who has won with the hope of getting little share.

3) The analyzers:
They will come very early in the morning and start talking about the matches for the day.
This type of people can tell u d history of all d players, coaches and even the fifa president.
They would later predict and still lose.

4) The greedy ones:
This type will come with just #100 hoping to win 15million. Their tickets will b longer that Niger bridge with very high odds.

5) The observers:
They will never play, all they do is to come and wait for those who are ready to play and keep asking silly questions like " abeg dis bet dey really pay people", " bro how many times you don win" or " when be the last time wey you win"

6)The winners:
They come to collect the money they have won with smiles all over their faces, some will even start making calls and telling their friends to start buying the bottles of origin.

7) The first timer:
This set of people will keep asking questions about odds and how to play the game. The proud ones make lots of mistake for failing to ask questions.

The Dog and horse race freak:
They keep shouting "queen ella" and shaking like a patient of malaria while waiting for their game to click. Most times they leave the place with anger.

9) The Dreamers:
They would claim they saw the games in their dream and know exactly
what would happen. This set of people hardly win and keep blaming teams for their misfortunes

10) The copy and paste:
They come without any game in mind and hope to find someone with good games that they would copy from, they collect games from different people to make up theirs and play with faith.

Feel free to add urs.

Lmao.... no be lie...

Sure draw..... then juve win @ extra time.... quote me

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Tinubu house boi




Am dedicating dis ftc space to d founder of NL
Seun and also to lalasticlala, may God give u d grace and wisdom to kip up d good work
And also to all d moderators, may u continue to grow in love and fear of God
Lastly, may God give u all d wisdom to always tamper justice wif mercy wen u banning someone, Amen

Badt guy tho!!!

Heebucun:
Who else think fayose is high on cheap weed

Bro no be lie... that ekiti weed na die

SeverusSnape:
https://rlv.zcache.com/dullard_star_tag_sticker-rf132dcef3a0f44d8b5d6204250f47ce1_v9wxo_8byvr_324.jpg

Ur ancestors wey dey kolet kola nut and white fowl na dullard


Ur generation sef na dullard dem go be

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Op bomb dey ur head?

opiscoal:
Nigeria.... Over 3.5 toh pure,

I sight u bro!!!


Buh bros ehn that game na goal goal over 2.5 or better still 3.5... nigeria will win buh will also concede because @ this level nigeria has never beaten the Brazilian.. loss 4 n drew 1

Buh this time the spirit is high and our boiz are gonna be firing from all cylinders

I need 77likes

And I need 7mentions

Haters should stay away please

Who send am!!!!!


Sotay them dey knack maga u for nairaland wey be our house?


Ogbeni u need Koret dialling (slap) yeye school boi

Cutehector:
Mtcheww.. U be yusuf buhari weda u like it or not!

Ogbeni ur mata sha dread gan.... u no just wan know @all... ur own bsay he must accept am weda he like am or

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samueld0:
In Brazil, the Flying Eagles face their stiffest opposition in the group stages. The Brazilian side is lacking in confidence having qualified for the mundial by finishing 4th at the Sudamericano Sub-20 tournament in Uruguay. After some stern and rather uncomplimentary words from Jose Maria Marin, the president of the Brazilian Football confederation (CFB), Coach Alexandre Gallos and his charges will be heading to Kiwi Land to try to prove a point.

Adopting a rather cautious approach this time round, Galos dropped all players he labeled as inexperienced and not lacking clear carrier paths, opting for a more experienced personnel. The Nigerian technical team would want to keep an eye in the heart of midfield where Manchester United’s Andreas Pereira and Atletico Paranaense’s Marcos Guilherme will be pitching their camps and firing ammunition at the Nigerian defense, while Real Madrid’s Jean Carlos and Fluminense little magician Kenedy will be sniffing around for mistakes from the backline and hoping to duly exact justice.


Date 01 june 2015

Time-2:00am

Venue- Taranki Stadium in Plymouth, New Zealand.

Star players to watch- Ihenacho, Awoniyi Sokari
Jean Carlos and Kenedy

Flying eagles will play like united... be ruthless @ front of goal like barcelona and will defend like dnipro of Ukraine.... God bless naija

Kai!!!

This mata worst to leave for matias ooo...

Obole iginus sef need hear am

speak2emmalex:
Shut the fucck up and stop the unnecessary rant. Bunch of cowards.

Welcome to the 21st Century. People have their right to freedom if they want too so get used to it bitcch

Heeediot I know u will quote me... buh it doesn't change anyfin... biafra is a mere illusion... can never come to past greedy idiat.... I know another junky still gonna quote me after puting sense into ya head

A bughatti n a good joystick...

#gbabe she go tell u yes in 5different languages

For ur dream abi? I reserve my comment.. if it eventually makes fp then ama react to dis useless thread

No wonder she no pick my call last nyt... damn!!! so our president is now important than me? Kai!!!

Cuppy it's over pls don't call my num again

Nice job boss.... I owe u one bottle of origin bitters... op explain more on the flashshare stuff... don't understand wah u meant by creating a group

lionel4power:
Wait oooo bros no vex soo u on ur fone open ur browser login nairaland.com saw this thread and this is all you can contribute... Chai man free mb.. Such a waste after u will tink dat u are funny and ppl will laugh... U don't even have opinion weda u support or against.

Wait oooo bros no vex soo u on ur fone open ur browser login nairaland.com saw this thread, quote me and this is all you can contribute... Chai man free mb.. Such a waste after u will tink dat u are funny and ppl will laugh... U don't even have brain to drop ur f*cking opinion.. heeeedioooooot... I wonder who buy phone for u

Masquerade dey pursue ajebo for dream... e go wake dey shout Jesus!!! the mama go show say werin sup d child go say na masquerade dey pursue am...




Buh na ajekpako dey pursue masquerade for dream... when he wake the papa go say na dat same masquerade abi? the pikin go say na xo.. the papa go remove cain beat the pikin, say if dem born am well make e no kill the masquerade next time him jam am for dream...

ifedubatoochukw:
President Muhammadu Buhari on Friday in Abuja directed the central command of the military to relocate to Maiduguri, Borno, to intensify the fight against Boko Haram insurgency.

Buhari, who gave the directive in his address after his inauguration, said it was impossible to achieve victory against the insurgents if the command continued to operate from Abuja.

He said that the command center would relocate and remain in Maiduguri until the insurgents were subdued.

No where in the History of world military History will the military central command be located right in the combat zone it is the height of unprofessional-ism which is about to force me to revisit the issue of Buhari certificate scandal. let us use the United state of America model as a case study .

Military Central command are non combatants they are not infantry units but expertise from various field of course


Structure

Central Command headquarters staff directorates include personnel, intelligence, operations, logistics, plans & policy, information systems, training & exercises, and resources, and other functions. The intelligence section is known as Joint Intelligence Center, Central Command, or JICCENT, which serves as a Joint Intelligence Center for the co-ordination of intelligence. Under the intelligence directorate, there are several divisions

In the United State the Central Military Command directs four "service component commands" and one subordinate unified command and no fighting units directly subordinate to it:

The United States Army Central (USARCENT), and the United States Air Forces Central Command (USAFCENT), both headquartered at Shaw Air Force Base in South Carolina, the U.S. Marine Forces Central Command (USMARCENT), headquartered at MacDill Air Force Base, Florida and the U.S. Naval Forces Central Command (USNAVCENT), headquartered at Naval Support Activity Bahrain in the Kingdom of Bahrain. MacDill Air Force Base also hosts a Sub-unified command called the Special Operations Command Central (USSOCCENT).

In 1983, U.S. Military Central Command was established to succeed the Rapid Deployment Joint Task Force, formed at MacDill AFB, Florida on 1 March 1980, to handle US national security interests in Southwest Asia, Central Asia and the Persian G

The USA Central Military Command main headquarters is located at MacDill Air Force Base, in Tampa, Florida. A forward headquarters was established in 2002 at Camp As Sayliyah in Doha, Qatar, which in 2009 transitioned to a forward headquarters at Al Udeid Air Base in Qatar to serve American strategic interests interest in the following countries as the Area of Responsibilty.



Area of Responsibility Countries for USA Central Military Command Located in Mac Dill Air force Base in Tampa Florida..


Afghanistan
Bahrain
Egypt
Iraq
Jordan
Kazakhstan
Kuwait
Kyrgyzstan
Lebanon
Oman
Pakistan
Qatar
Saudi Arabia
Tajikistan
Turkmenistan
U.A.E.
Uzbekistan
Yemen

Tactically its a great Blunder for Mr Buhari to relocated the Military Central command right into sambisa forest when he knew quite well that these people are non combatants they are not infantry soldiers and their area of responsibilty covers a wider area than just boko haram. they monitor , deploy and protect both Nigeria air land and water from both internal and external aggression.

Relocating Nigeria military Central Command to frontline war zone is the most senseless decision any president have ever taken and such action is capable of endangering Nigeria external security an outside force may invade the nation of Nigeria in time like these..

This wrong decision calls for us to revisit Buhari certificate scandal and how he come about his title of Major General when he is incapable of simple kindergarten Military Decision

Ifeduba ThankGod T ( political Analyst writes in from Anambra state)

tchoi!!!

Anambara weed rugged ooo...

Why this bloody civilian go dey talk sh*t from anambara?

I need to tell gentle to get me weed from anambara

Who send am?