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TravelRe: Police In UAE Search For Nigerian Man Who Impregnated Unmarried Woman by dhorlipizzu(m): 12:44pm On Jul 13, 2015
Shoro niyen huh Make them use search engine naw grin angry


Yeye dey smell
PoliticsRe: Sule Lamido Being Harassed By EFCC While Amaechi Walks Free! by dhorlipizzu(m): 5:06pm On Jul 10, 2015
EUROBOMBER:
Is this the type of government that Buhari intends to run? He wants to use the EFCC to harass the opposition politicians and leave the thieves in his party to walk free?

Why is Sule Lamido being harassed by the EFCC while Rotimi Amaechi is left to walk around freely?

I smh at Buhari. embarassed embarassed
Op u be eeediaaaaaaaaaat..... dan iska



Make you go arrest amaechi naw
SportsRe: Emmanuel Emenike Converts To Islam by dhorlipizzu(m): 9:58pm On Jul 05, 2015
Allahu Akbar....
RomanceRe: 15 Funny Questions To Ask Your Lover On The First Date by dhorlipizzu(m): 4:57pm On Jul 05, 2015
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HealthRe: Please What Might Be D Possible Cause Of Lack Of Erection After 1round Of Sex. by dhorlipizzu(m): 4:57pm On Jul 05, 2015
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PhonesRe: 5 Reasons Why You Should Choose Blackberry 10 Over Android by dhorlipizzu(m): 4:55pm On Jul 05, 2015
keandre:
Yea

still yes



no am getting my pound of flesh
Owk.... tanx for understanding... cool


Really appreciate your maturity in the way u replied... #blessUp
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Collection Of Extremely Funny Comments On Nairaland (Screenshots) by dhorlipizzu(m): 4:49pm On Jul 05, 2015
sirthisthickkal:
Nice thread.









But none of the post is funny. undecided
Then your problem must be follow come
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Collection Of Extremely Funny Comments On Nairaland (Screenshots) by dhorlipizzu(m): 4:40pm On Jul 05, 2015
Hehehehe
PhonesRe: 5 Reasons Why You Should Choose Blackberry 10 Over Android by dhorlipizzu(m): 4:38pm On Jul 05, 2015
benedictjohn:
BLACKBERRY IS SIMPLY THE BEST.. ANDRIOD PHONES ARE EXPENSIVE TO USE. THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE LATTER AND FORMER IS JUST d GAME. Rocking my Q5, feeling like a Boss...
Pope john benedict xvi I dey with you... feeling on top of the world with my Q5... all them haters should always know the lagoon is available grin
PhonesRe: 5 Reasons Why You Should Choose Blackberry 10 Over Android by dhorlipizzu(m): 4:31pm On Jul 05, 2015
keandre:
Cheapest data cost : 3gb data free, jus get an mtn sim for N50,ohh I love my Android
3bg free on mtn... Shebi na right way them use give you the 3gb? is it no cheat, illegitimate way? You are complete opposite of your signature
CrimeRe: Landlord’s Son Stabs Tenant To Death Over Electricity Bill by dhorlipizzu(m): 6:39pm On Jul 04, 2015
Neduzze5:
Such a pity.

And he just died like that!

Just because of ordinary NEPA bill?? cry

That landlord's son should be hanged to death ASAP!.
I tire ooo... and the light gan no dey stay...
BusinessRe: Dead Man Withdraws N4.3M From Union Bank In Kaduna: Mysterious by dhorlipizzu(m): 12:37pm On Jul 04, 2015
That's the handiwork of his bank manager.... scam!!!
PoliticsRe: President Buhari And Senate President Saraki Strike A Pose (photo) by dhorlipizzu(m): 8:12pm On Jul 03, 2015
[quote author=bestest001 post=35446590]Before the All Propaganda Congress Nairaland Members start barking here! Let me say a big shout out to Goodluck Ebele Jonathan who proved that there is hope for the hopeless and your ambitions should not be worth the blood of anyone. #Gejite4Life[/quote

Mankey(monkey) who cares about your clueless drunkard president.... eeeeeeeediat... the lagoon is avail to ya all angry
Jokes EtcRe: PHOTO: When Your Photographer Has A Masters In Photography.. Lolz by dhorlipizzu(m): 12:27pm On Jul 02, 2015
And the sh*t make fp? huh
Jokes EtcFunny New Month Chat by dhorlipizzu(op):
Was chatting with a friend this morning and he drop a funny punchline...

When I say our clients must pay this month...

Guess his reply!!

Cc: lalasticlala
Cc: ishilove

Cc: seun

PoliticsRe: Mohammed Wali Is Acting Chairman Of INEC, As Jega Leaves by dhorlipizzu(m): 1:22pm On Jun 30, 2015
Issorait
IslamRe: In Ramadan, My Wife Doesn't Want To Sleep With Me by dhorlipizzu(m): 1:14pm On Jun 30, 2015
shocked
Science/TechnologyRe: For Atm Users, See The 20 Most Guessed Atm Pin Numbers by dhorlipizzu(m): 9:42pm On Jun 29, 2015
Op asweardown even the a.t.m machine no fit remember my password if them askk am.... my password no follow... my password na lil Wayne birth date, , buh the last digit is omited....
PoliticsRe: The Planned Relocation Of Boko Haram Convicts To Anambra Prisons- Obiano Speaks by dhorlipizzu(m): 9:38pm On Jun 29, 2015
kayalla:
which mumu federal watever u call it?
as ur federal govt no get brain send that brain donor to him
Never!!! Madame I think you the one waiting on a brain donor here... when the prisoners arrive please do stop them... mankey!!!
PoliticsRe: Throwback Picture Of Bukola Saraki And His Father In 1960s by dhorlipizzu(m): 9:25pm On Jun 29, 2015
[quote author=TRADEMARK post=35289461]That Bad Guy ,Bukola Saraki will shape or alter the political destiny of this Country henceforth.He stands in a very strategic position and would be a unifying factor for various dissenting groups who are already getting impatient and disappointed at the lies and deceit of the APC troubled government .He is Yoruba/Fulani and most people in the South West ,North Central ,North West and the rebellious Igbos and South South would have bias and Key into the Saraki Project just to spite Tinubu and his Cronies .If Saraki remain controversial and in the news consistently,he would be the major beneficiary of the envisaged breakdown and fall out of APC,I only hope he knows he is the last resort of the Nigeria populace and stand by the majority of the masses .Saraki is lesser evil than Tinubu and most people will agree with me .


NB
What is the agbero Up here trying to Prove with this photo Here ,and so ? MuMu[/quote]The bold one made sense then later on u spew sh*t.... idddiiiiat mankey
SportsRe: Arsenal Sign Petr Cech From Chelsea by dhorlipizzu(m): 3:42pm On Jun 29, 2015
And what's my own?

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That doesn't stop man utd from beating ass_nal home n away and still win the epl...
PoliticsRe: Rural A’ibom Children Join Fight Against Girl Marriage by dhorlipizzu(m): 3:41pm On Jun 29, 2015
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BusinessRe: Abuja Based Nlanders Enterpreneur Lets Network by dhorlipizzu(m): 3:41pm On Jun 29, 2015
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PoliticsRe: Exclusive: Bakare Rejects Buhari’s Apppointment Offer As Chief Of Staff by dhorlipizzu(m): 3:39pm On Jun 29, 2015
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PoliticsRe: Tunde Braimoh Opens Up On Gov. Ambode by dhorlipizzu(m): 3:39pm On Jun 29, 2015
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SportsRe: Tears For Half-blind Femi Opabunmi by dhorlipizzu(m): 3:08pm On Jun 29, 2015
Issorait.... God will surely come to his rescue
PoliticsRe: The Planned Relocation Of Boko Haram Convicts To Anambra Prisons- Obiano Speaks by dhorlipizzu(m): 11:26am On Jun 29, 2015
HIGHESTPOPORI:
Who is this Ode,hit ur head on d wall please
As if ur family is even recognise in the said community..... just cum dey spew sh*t here... mankey
PoliticsRe: The Planned Relocation Of Boko Haram Convicts To Anambra Prisons- Obiano Speaks by dhorlipizzu(m): 11:12am On Jun 29, 2015
HIGHESTPOPORI:
Am based in Ekwulobia in Anambra,Buhari shouldn't bring his boys here,we would resist it
Heediot!!! U wanna resist federal might? Abi na ur mpa build the prison dia? Seems u waiting on a brain donor!!! Mankey
CelebritiesRe: Between This Four Fast Rising Stars, Who Do You Think Is More Talented?(photos) by dhorlipizzu(m): 10:42pm On Jun 28, 2015
Olurun… jeje mi jeje mi mo joko si’ta
mo bari omo kan to’n pe ni kemi
nigba ti mo ri idi kemi Mo pariwo ahhh!
Mo ni Kemi wa se o ma femi.. ehh
She say kesh so you want to sample me (Sample me)
Are you sure that you can handle me (handle me)
Skibo, wait are you kidding me?
So you mean you want to ri idi mi
O gbe idi soke mo de fa poran jade
Nigba to mo ko fun owa ki mi kare
She say this your thing it is big o jawe
Ejo mi ko, oluwa lo da mi lare
Leyin to je banana nana
Me i now want yash her yash her
She say lick my pulet pulet i say kai abasha basha



Lil kesh all tha way
PhonesRe: Internet Data Service: Which Provider Is Best In Nigeria? by dhorlipizzu(m): 9:20pm On Jun 27, 2015
In other words, we that uses bb10 are not much... na tecno n nokia users pplenty pass.... as for me na Glo sexy pass grin

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