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Dbanj na learner.. even olamide sef na learner for street... only reminisce dem no fit do that shii... except he wan drop by himself... #ibileUnited

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See dia forehead like pestle

TonyeBarcanista:
This man has been touring the world with tax-payers money with zero positive effect to show for it. Nigeria is bleeding under Buhari

Continue spewing trash sir.... eeeeddddiiiiiiiiaaaaaaat

wristbangle:
The way some guys act clearly indicate that they will end up as chronic headache for their wives in the nearest future if care is not taken.

I can't really blame guys who are involved in the act of humiliating ladies in public and online because these ladies in question must have torment their heart but going to the extent of destroying their intrinsic values is the major concern here.

Therefore let's take a look at signs that indicate a guy will become an irresponsible husband.

1. Extremely stingy

Some guys are so stingy to the extent that they can't call their girlfriends for just 1minute in a day. The only time they call for long period is during free night calls or bonus awarded from telecom providers. If they call for 30secs, they will hang up and later explain through whatsapp/BBM that it was network failure.

2. Highly promiscuous

This issue is common to perverts who has never zipped up for once in their life by chasing every tom and harry in skirt. These are the kinds that will eventually become sugar daddy, chasing ladies who are young enough to be their daughter in future.

3. Very lazy

Some guys are so idle to the extent that they have no goal, vision and purpose in life. They are just too lazy to seize opportunities around them as they are only seen in betting shops like nairabet, etc. to make money.

4. Ridicule ladies

I hate when a guy beat or disgrace his girlfriend in public just because she hangs out with a guy. I consider this as a dysfunctional act because a man in making will not stoop so low to involve himself in this thrash. Meanwhile on nairaland some consider all ladies as whores of which we still have the rare and good ones like mhizkel, prettythicksme, redgem, aminat508, midehi, adeh39 and others.

5. Habit of alcoholism and smoking

For a guy that consume too much alcohol and smoke probably in the bid to control his anger is not a man. Such guys cannot become responsible husbands to their wives because they can use children's school fee and other budgetary money to drink and smoke.

6. Wrong lifestyle

Some guys rock and roll with the wrong peer groups who have influence them to have shameful lifestyles like yahoo yahoo occupation, rape gangs and area touts.

7. Careless attitude

The way some guys behave can be likened to a voracious animal. They dump and change ladies like sanitary pads as they care less about their emotion by suggesting abortion for any sex journey that becomes foetus.

8. Poor financial planning

Some guys blow money like trumpet without thinking about future investment. They spend their money on vague things like phones, prostitutes, etc. Such guys will eventually become an irresponsible husband.

Issorait!

siraj1402:
Some Striking Fact You Won't Believe Until You Do Research!!!
1. There is a town in Jamaica called ABEOKUTA. It was founded by former slaves from present-day Ogun State who were brought to a plantation in that part of Jamaica.
2· In Turkish, the bird we call a Turkey is called "Hindi" ("from India". In India, it's called "Peru." In Arabic, the bird is called "Greek chicken"; in Greek it's called "French chicken"; and in French it's called "Indian chicken." The bird is indigenous to none of these places.
3· The letter 'i' that Apple uses (in their products iPhone, iPad, iMac, iPod) stands for "Interactive".
4· Edward James Roye, the fifth president of Liberia, was of Igbo descent.
5· President Robert Mugabe is Africa’s oldest Head of State and the world’s second oldest Head of State. He was born in 1924.
6· The name"Nigeria" was coined by Flora Shaw, the wife of Lord Lugard, Nigeria's Governor-General from 1914 to 1919.
7· There is a high school in Kingston, Jamaica named CALABAR High School, the capital of Cross River State.
8· Queen Elizabeth II is the only person who travels to any country without International Passport.
9· Ebun House, located at 85 Odunfa Street, was the first three-story building built in Lagos. It was constructed in 1914.
10· The city of Port Harcourt (capital ofRivers State) was named after Lewis Vernon Harcourt in 1913 by Frederick Lugard. It was originally known as Iguocha.
11· There are 3 things the Human Brain cannot resist noticing –Food, Attractive People and Danger.
12· The CMS Grammar School in Lagos, Nigeria is the oldest secondary school in Nigeria. It was founded on June 6, 1859.
13· The first book written in the Igbo language (Isoama-Ibo :A Primer) was by Samuel Ajayi Crowther, the renowned Yoruba/Creole bishop.
14· Gatwick Airport in London, which is not that far from Heathrow Airport also in London, England is owned by Nigerian businessman Adebayo Ogunlesi.
15· The Naira, Nigeria’s currency, was named by Obafemi Awolowo.
16· Nigerian staple food cassava was brought to West Africa from Brazil by the Portuguese.
17. The Official Residence of the President of Barbados, a Caribbean country, very close to Jamaica and Bahamas, is called Oronna Court. The name Oronna was used by two Barbadorian Citizens close to a decade in tracing their origin to Ilaro in Ogun state. One was named Odewale and the other was named Aramide Oronna( the German Shephard man) was one of the hero/founders of Ilaro town alongside Iya Ala. Oronnais just like the likes of Lisabi and Shodeke in Egbaland.
Surprised? Dig more!
‪#‎FactFile‬

No be lie

Nnaeb:
Sell what you love

Make sure you love what you are getting on board to sell. If you take up a marketing job just to keep busy while looking for a better job, u will end up wasting your time. Passion is a key word in marketing and you can’t have passion for what you don’t love. Personally, I don’t love insurance, so I will have a difficult time selling it. But some dudes are also making it big time in insurance because they love it and it is paying off. There are so many products and services to be sold. Look for the one you love and give it your best shot.



Product knowledge

A broad knowledge of your product is vital to effective selling. Research about the product, find out the FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions) concerning your product. This will help you master the product at your fingertips. Also, take it a step further by carrying out a research on competing products and services. You must know the advantage they have over yours and the advantage your product has over theirs. That way when you meet with a prospective client, you put your best foot forward by emphasizing on your advantage (USP).



Define your market

Nigeria is the largest market in Africa and one of the largest in the world. However, it is not everything that will sell in Nigeria. Before you get on board to sell any product, do a personal study of the market and figure out if there is a need for it. Define the market segment and also see how readily available the market is. Is it a product for the Elite class, or low income persons, men or women, kids, youths or adults? Define your market. That something is selling in Lagos does not mean it will sell in Enugu.



Draw up a list of prospective buyers

Marketing is a field job, yes I concur. But don’t be in a hurry to hit the field without a clear direction and plan. Stay at home or in the office and draw up a list of your prospective buyers. The prospects on the list should be up to 100 at least. Also, include at five high profile prospective clients. Those ones that will give you a major breakthrough if you succeed in selling to one of them. Source for the contacts and phone numbers of the prospects either through google map, v connect, their website or ask for it.



Develop a sales script

Develop a powerful sales script that will guide your discussion with a prospect. The sales script must cover greeting, personal introduction, product introduction, request for a meeting, and some other things. Some sales consultants can help you develop one if you can’t do it yourself. But it is something you can do.



Call and arrange a meeting

I have said before that marketing is not all about getting yourself engrossed in activity and dissipating energy. That is why some persons complain about the stress. It’s funny how people just dress up from their homes and start wondering the streets of Lagos aimlessly in the name of marketing. That is not professional. Sit down and call ten prospects in a day to arrange for a meeting. Out of the ten, three persons will grant you an appointment. That way, you can plan your movement and schedules effectively. This will help you conserve energy and cut down on aimless transportation cost.

Let’s stop here at the moment. I will complete this article tomorrow. Let me not bore you with long stories cos I really want us to understand everything.

Have a great day

http://jobtrends.com.ng/revealed-10-secrets-of-effective-selling/

Thanks for this

Op no go forget ya self ooo... money ritual is real

001ng:
Northerners, winner takes it all.



That's a bad precedent in a multi ethnic country like Nigeria.


PMB, I voted you but I don't support this. Don't let my neighbours , friends and family members that were against my support for you laugh at me.

True talk!!! Why northerner why? No more federal character or what? God bless nigeria

HungerBAD:
Where the horse?

Abi na Dele Momodu be the Horse?


---Modified---

Now that you have added the Peak-sure.

And now that i have seen the peak-sure, i now have some questions.

In the heat of the North, how does he cope dressing up like a Ninja? or is there a mini-Air-conditioner in the flowing robe?

So the one LICKING his lips(suspiciously) while standing close to another man, is in line to becoming the next Ooni of Ife?

That Dele Momodu, what does he do for a living? he is about to join Wole Soyinka, Onyeka Onwenu, Festus Keyamo,Ini Edo, Tam Davis West and a host of others i consider jobless, no visible source of income, but somehow happen to be living well.

No big deal in riding a horse. I once rode our Christmas Goat as a young boy. RIDE HORSE, RIDE DONKEY, RIDE GOAT, RIDE na RIDE.

You spii shii eedddiaaaaaaat

Her fada well well... make she leave am naw.... she go spend 8yrs for 4yrs program

No be lie

That old man just dey finish secondary school?

Emyemyberry:
And so!
Does it stop the naira from falling?
Will it end bokoharam?
Fyi,the govt. In power is a PHOTOGRAPHIC one

He_goat... rabbish

So na everywia Obama go dat beats dey follow am? La wa ooo

Its funny how this may sound so funny but yet so true, that feeling you get when a chick you have been crushing on, finally agrees to pay you a visit..lolss  omo na #Godwin you go dey sing ….


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checkout 10 things guys do when they are expecting a girl at home:

1. They sweep the  room tidy prior to her arrival if the room has not been swept for days

2. They tell their friends not to spend too much time with them when she arrives

3. They try to change their boxers and underwear even wen it is not really dirty

4. They make provision for condoms in case of necessity, hoping if miracle might happen

5. They go to the petrol station to buy petrol in case Nepa messes up

6. They keep looking at their watches every second

7. They spend more minutes brushing their teeth than the normal time

8. They spray so much amount of perfume, though it might not really scent well

9. They make an estimation of how much they are going 2 spend

10. They are so expectant that they keep hoping their phones rings

Ooyah lets have fun in here on a super Freaky Friday so Feel free 2 add yours…lolz

(Enjoy the rest of your day)



Cc: Ishilove, Obinoscopy

Obijulius:
Femi Adesina is full of shiit. This guy continues to show us how empty he is each passing day.

He even has the guts to compare Dullardinh-o to President Clinton.

At this time when we are running on a virtually empty treasury (quoting Dullardin-ho), the fools wants to justify why we should cater for the luxury and comfort of his master's son.

Some people are born slaves sha.

Yea your generations and uborn kids are born slaves... eediaat.. you just come here and spew sh*t with comfort... SMH big time

MuguliciousMUGU:
Yeah, the Nec meeting has capistulated to a hoga magha, i believe this is hazardous to my quagmire and teminous to my existence, that in a country that is so bless with human resources, in a country that is blessed with oil, and the price of moimoi is still high.

Wow, i can't believe i made FTC, i feel like crying, O gosh, i wanna say a shout out to that pretty olosho is my street, omo ale jati jati, and to iya basira that sells rice and stew in my street, i wanna tell her that her daughter is 10 times sweeter than her stew, and i also wanna say a big shout out to baba lekan at 70, who sleeps with old women, who are old enough to be his grandmother, DJ play me koredo bello - Godwin.

#shoroNiyen?


Dopemu

Tonybills:
Dear palz, am really disturbed seeing my girlfriend wearing chain around her waist.

Initially i thought she indulge in lesbianism or runs girl stuff but she is not that type.

I asked her about it and she told me she do wear it since she was a kid unlike the beaded chain children do wear. the question now is i dont know the implications of a girl putting chain or beads around her waist or does it have any spiritual side effect. I'm just confused even though she promised to remove it.

Wetin u find go her waist? Hope you never straff her If u dan straff her it af be for you.. quote me so I tell ya wah to do bingo

EUROBOMBER:
I have carefully analysed recent events and taken time to study a lot of what happened before during and after the Biafran war.

The truth is that if the Igbos succeed in pulling out of Nigeria, the Niger Delta might not completely be part of the new country but they will definitely also seek to be on their own and manage their resources. This would effectively leave only the SW and the North in Nigeria. If it turns out this way, the Yorubas most likely would also gently ask to be left to be on their own. At the end of it all, we go our separate ways.

Let me quickly add here that Igbo land is much bigger than the Nigerian politically defined SE. Should Nigeria break today, all Igbo-speaking parts of the SS will be part of our new country. The Igbos will force no tribe to be part of us, we will accept those that want to stay with us and those that don't want to be with us will be free to stand on their own or join any other groups they so wish. I am saying this loud and clear so that some people will not come here and start shouting, "We are not part of your Biafra, leave us alone, leave our oil alone."

The Igbos can do very well without oil. There are many countries in the world without oil and are doing very fine. Germany is the most powerful economy in Europe today and they don't have a cup of crude oil there. Israel moved into a desert and converted it into a country very comfortable for habitation. The list is endless. Recent trends have also shown that oil is becoming worthless by the day. What really matters for a nation to be great is the quality of human resources available.

For the parts of the SS that would choose to be part of the new country, we can accept to run a regional system of government between the core Igbo states and parts of the Niger Delta. We can even accept a solution such that both regions would take 80% of revenue accrued within the regions and contribute 20% to the center. This the Niger Delta can never get in this present Nigeria.

For those people from the SS always shouting leave our oyel, I want to tell you that the Northerners are already drinking your oil and have even become drunk on it. You are shouting at Igbos to leave your oyel whereas Northerners are taking the same oil from under your nose and you can do nothing. How myopic and sentimental can some people be?

On a closing note, I believe in one Nigeria but one where there is justice, fairness & equity. For me, Buhari should hand over to an Igbo man if Igbos are truly part of Nigeria. We are part of the big three and too big to be ignored.

Bingo!!! You sp*t sh*t... handover to an igbo man because? bingo go do more research

Taylor86:
since ur a muslim sir

u dnt need TB joshua to explain where ur problem is coming from

God is generally angry with muslim's And Their taste for blood

I rather b a pagan or the only begotten son of a native doctor than stay the same religion with shekau

For your mind you've just commented on the said post?

Nonybb:
That is an old name. I called him the Daura DullardihnoO, Baba-One-Chance, the lover of his 150 homosexual cows than the human citizens, the certificateless Bubu, the Dogs-and-Baboons theorist, the Born-To-Rule mentalist and the Boko Haram sympathizer

All these name for your president? How you wan take succeed for life with all this sh*t u just posted? After them go say na your village people dey do u without knowing you caused it.... bingo

Issorait... sipping Orijin and reading comments

lagmostkuit:
I never knew u were one of my ancestors

Eediaaat!!! Your ancestors get tribal mark abi? Ojuelegba pikin... Yeye pikin

lagmostkuit:
Who cares?

Your ancestors cares

Ma sha Allah!!! Ma salamati ya Ramadan... so sad ramadan is going.



May almighty Allah accept it as an act of ibbadah

MuguliciousMUGU:
OH! The son of the vice president

he should try to advice his father to stop taking too much pics, for God sake, he is a vice president and not a celebrity.

We are still waiting for the change ooo, because right now, the population of mosquitoes is increasing at an alarming rate more than the population of nigeria, by 2016, they would discover that the population of mosquitoes in nigeria is getting to 1 billion.

Eediiaaaat... kip blabbing

omooba969:
Go online & inquire, do ur research more so there r guidelines online & FAQs wud also help in some ways. Dnt try to follow d lead of ppl who r not qualified to collate visa requirement documents. They DO NOT Knw anything !

Owk tanx

conyema12:
How are you sure she is who you claim she is...Naija guys Abeg no go carry 75yr old woman oooololool

Bros I no care... am going over to make that bread... and moreover we do talk steady video messages and many more... trust me... just update me about the visa stuff... tanx sir

I think i have something to say here. Most of the time, i always watch and read posts only. Getting those documents like previous travel tickets, calling or contacting NIS(Nigeria Immigration Service), getting Police Clearance etc, cannot solve the issue. I am sure these person has been banned already, i mean, he must have been banned together with the passport seizure by the British Embassy. These events has been unfolding for a while now, not very long, i think the UK embassy started these crazy steps late last year. Such happened to someone too. She and her husband are frequent travellers to the UK, and already had two years on their passport. I applied for their renewal but seperately. We applied first for the wife, then later the husband's. Unfortunately there was a delay of more than a month before the consular took a decision and withheld her old passport which contains the UK visas. Then they released the new passport she attached to it. She was also banned for ten years, with an option to appeal. Several applicants were also banned even elderly people and very rich people. We met them @ the VFS at Ikeja complaining about their passport seizure and ban. One VFS officer told us its a new crazy trend by the UK embassy. so i was really sad and started making deep enquiries. It was later that she told me the truth that actually she applied to spend 3 weeks in London, but everytime she spends more than that, she used to tip the Immigration officers @ the airport with some dollar so as to back stamp the date for her! I immediately cancel her husband's appointment & applied for his refund. So if you are among those people that do back stamp @ d airport, well you are most likely to face such dilema. just forget your passport!

Bro good point.... would love to ask ya more about the visa stuff as am a first timer... got a whitey girlfriend and I was asked to come over, the worst is I don't even have passport for now buh I wanna start applying... she's a native of u.k


So can you tell me the documents I need to make available for the visa application?