₦airaland Forum

Purpletee:

Honestly if i see dis gals anywia around me,i wud hasten my steps nd walk away..IAGNT

IamAirforce1:
I want to believe this is Romance section.

Good for you..jes hope she wud help u maintain d little remaining sanity u have left

Aderola15:
Mstcheeeeeeew

Make i follow u hiss my sista cos if i talk wetin dey my mind eh..dem fit slay me out of nairaland

SingleDad1:
Okay, I started dating this girl, and we really got to love each other. Before we started, I sincerely told her we ain't going to get married. She accepted the deal, so it all started. 5months later, she was indirectly talking about marriage and how so many suitors are dying for her, my brothers and sisters, I sat her down and simply told her accept the proposal because in the next 15yrs I won't even be ready for marriage. You won't believe that she stopped picking my calls . I called her continuously for four weeks, its either she busy my calls or she would totally ignore the call.

So, I decided to move on, me and her friend started dating, although the dating wasn't serious, but the problem now is that, she is keeping malice with her friend, she's even threatening her friend to stay 1000miles away from her man .


It's so funny and at the same time mind bugging, although I felt sorry for her, but i already moved on, because right now, she's just threatening me up and down. If she call me, and I didn't pick up, a threat text message would follow immediately .


Her best friend has gone nuts, just last three weeks, she came visiting, and she started acting like a demon, I almost brought out my Bible in preparation for a serious demonic deliverance , she undressed her self and things got heated up, after the whole drama and sh!t, she got moody and started talking about us taking our relationship more serious , immediately my heart stopped beating, because i know deep down inside me that I wasn't ready for any serious relationship with her. She gazed at me in disbelieve, she stood up, got herself all packaged up and left. And that was it.

Now the main problems is that, the two of them have ganged up against me, please mature people, what should I do next. Remember before we start anything, I told them, it won't go beyond dating.


Please advice me . Forgive my errors please.

The last tin i wanna ever do is gang up wit a female against a man..Dat shit sucks bt if in my next life i try dat,d man should jes come beg me...

Describe myself？Myself is Me

Edo airline workers have rily become bold..appearing in daytime

Hate all u want..Faani is handsome..Am sure he mst av broken a lot if hearts wen he was younger..B inclusive..i done go

lwkm.@trying niggas...even guy wey neva c fud chop go dey console demselves..d babe na ote 3 kobo sef

nice

Baawaa:
FFK, your sickness is back,I wish you quick recovery

C dis 1！lia mohammed cousin,liabert baawaa

This country is a mess.But wat happened to us,Nigerians？where did our surviving instincts go？

Dat one na issue？abegi..These chinese ppl treat nigerians workn under them like apes..

ok

We in nigeria...its a big deal for dem..Mayb dey wud earmark dis day in coming yrs 4 a special celebration

FFK my nigga..

Rice in nylon bags？Wonderment

In Nigeria？

Explorers:
This dad had been emotional from the moment the midwife told his partner it was time to push.

He supported her through every second of her painful labor.

Baby got a funny luk on his face.Like hez saying“edakun,aunty nurse,easy 4 my neck,i jes dey come,i neva wan die”

awelekiti:
That's what you get when you go for a gaja and weed smoking girl against people's advice. I'm still in awe, how Kunle stooped so low to go for tonto dike of all women in Nigeria. Kunle's case wouldn't be first and last as a divorcee. Many men had divorced their wives in the past and they're happy forever with their new marriages and vice versa. Everybody has a reason to walk out of their marriage, provided it's the best solution to the myriad of problems they're facing in their lives. We've heard several cases of women killing their husbands with stress, poison, etc. We've also heard of husbands beating their wives to death. What if those victims had staged a walkout earlier? Who knows if they'd have been alive today? My problem here is kunle's wrong choice for a wife, not that he's a divorcee. He knew why he walked out of the first marriage and the panacea to his problem can't be tonto of all women, never!. What he's experiencing now is what he deserves cos my worst enemy can't be advised to go for that girl in the first place.

Crying more dan d bereaved..Dont worry kunle wud marry d third woman nd live happily ever after..So,take a chill pill

ignis:
DNA test will not be any issue too.

Lol..dats 4 doze dat wud nid it

judgedredd22:
this is a sign... we are both in lagos, yes?

i WANT dicedpineapple!

Coming ryt up..

RB007:
No be that one i dey talk oh




u suppose to b tidying his D*** ni

As in wan swim insyd river,make i help am remove the konjied tots frm im brain

wintersnow:
I did a drawing of you too hun

Oh my snow！can i c it？

RB007:
you muss be a bad azz

depend on ur definition of “jobs” cos wat i had in mind was washing,cleaning and tidying kinda jobs to tidy up his already konji disheveled brain at dat moment...den i cuddle him as gratitude 4 jobs well done

I dont no y people are taking panadol for tontoz headache.d dad dint abi couldnt show up and she showed in place of churchill nd ppl are sweating over it,screaming access to d child as if dey are her gateman dat opens d gate to grant acess..Mtcheew

jakandeola:
hmm I wish am close to u now

Close to me 4 what？

RB007:
When he demands for sex when you're on ya period====Will you→





..Give him a blôwjob instead?


...Give him a handjob then cuddle after


Give him a footjob?


.. Would you just get down with him like that




MATURED RESPONSE PLEASE

I wud jes give him all d jobs,then,we cuddle..sefini

Pls break up with her..Shez doesnt nid a fool for a husband

So should watch dat abi？ayam coming

Jacksparr0w127:
Did you see the one he did for me

i tink i did..as a guest den.Very nice i must say..hez gud

Nice one..Op

If i was a doctor,i dont think i wud wanna marry a fellow doctor..we cnt bcome disappearing dandy's to our kids