If only you cud add the rate at which your brodaz in guise of truck driver drive recklessly nd kill innocents on our roads,am sure u wud av done something abt it.Many graduates in Nigeria wud happily take up ur driving jobs given good workn conditions bt u wont employ dem o,instead,u kip employing useless,careless,unsympathetic almajiris for anyhow anyhow pay nd dey in torn work anyhow anyhow,killing anyhow.Dats hw someone lost her son nd d oda broke his spinal cord because of ur drivers.Oga Dangote,i no get money but no let me vex 4 u o

JAAY52:

I'm a christian
totally sold out to Jesus
But I don't hate people like Freeze
they only promote and stimulate healthy conversations about topics previously thought to be "hear and accept"
Even d widow elisha was sent to pOlitely told him why she can't add Food to d water she was giving him, But he was able to convince her and she got blessed.
How many prophets, preachers and pAstors would have done that today?

Few

We need to be critical oF things b4 doing them.
Have some logical reason For doing stuff not because 'he is a man oF God' or he is From my tribe, or 'we don't question elders'

Na d 'elders' dey chop and steal our Future so
Kontinu

B4 hallelujah challenge there was the tongue challenge in May by Nathaniel Bassey, we spoke in tongues For an hour.

It is well

God bless you...

Martin0:
na triplets I go give u ooo maami

How do u know i love dem triplets？

congrats

Pity her？Neva

NwaAmaikpe:


He looks like King Nebuchadnezzar...only that Nebu was wiser and richer.


D'Banj is such a failure and I wonder why he is even named after a man as smart as Daniel.

The only way to describe D'Banj's life after DonJazzy left him is the aftermath of an erect preek after ejáculation.

Totally collapsed and completely wasted!

Lol..My Nigga..Na u i find come here..i knew 4 sure u wud av a derogatory comment to drop..Bt u should have gone easy on him na.Dbanj is good,no doubt,winning international awards 4 bt i tink most Nigerians have lost the longing for him..His gallivanting doesnt make it easier.The song he releases once in a blu moon doesnt stay 4 long on charts,apart frm emergency sha..All in all,hope this album.wud b as gud as d artwork

NwaAmaikpe:


If only his life was as balanced as that SUV.

So typical of you..Btw,Where av u bin？

NairalandCS:
Lolo'm, Give them.

Wey NwaAmaikpe oooo.

#FreeNwaAmaikpe

I dey tell you..I go follow protest sha.#free NwaAmaikpe

Abeg wu epp bros write dat tin？

He should kip his face nd give me dose lips abeg..

luminouz:

U really like beards DAT much?
*sighs* well u will manage what I have noni...till its full..we have a deal!

lol...don't mind me..nt like i couldn't do without it..A real man is a real man,with or without it..Bt anyway,its a deal

Drake can like strong women sha

Runtown did hez job wella..Baby z too cute abeg

luminouz:

Lmaooooo! U funny I swear!!!!!

Lol..Na sponge i go turn your face to..Anyways,as long as your are comfy wit wat u av,Slay wit it..Osama doesnt nid a replica

The perfect picture for a lot of memes

Cute bobo

C mumu ppl...mtcheeeew

Official Dj？

luminouz:

Lmaooooooo!!!!
Datz my sliced/diced/pineapple!!!!

U a darling na..Just gently raise and pamper dem very well..i my nt nid a face scrub anymore..Jes a lil soup an dem nd u cud wash d face yourself..So kip calm and grow dem beards

Good 4 dem

My boo can..and he can walk ahead of me..I cud ignore if only hez rich and famous

Josephamstrong1:
Some women—particularly American women—like their men carved and chiseled: the arms and abs of a Roman statue, the abdominal V of a Ken doll, and the rugged good looks of literally any member of Ocean's Eleven.

But that's America. Travel around the world, and you'll notice that the perfect male physique changes depending on who's looking for it. Some women, for example, in Nigeria will pass on an eight-pack in favor of grizzly-sized guy with boulder shoulders and the semblance of a beer belly because of his pocket. Others yet are content with the average skinny guy.

So ladies, what's your pick and why?

I prefer the builtfat abeg..At least i wud av something smooth to rub on wen i feel lyk..Dont wanna b feeling too much contours on his tummy

I came here

valnelly:
As I write this.... I'm filled with so much hurt and regret.
My girlfriend whom I thought would be patient enough for me so I could get married to her has broken up with me.
I met her while I was writing my final year project in Yabatech about 4 years ago. We were cool together and the distance between us didn't mean that much to me even though she stays in ikorodu and I stay in surulere. The problem started when I gained admission to Unilag due to my decision for self development. I'm 31 years old and she is 25.
During the last 2 years I noticed she has changed drastically I notice that she now has stuffs like new shoes and new bags. Which of course ordinarily she wouldn't have been able to afford. The only time we see is on weekends and that's because she is still in Yabatech schooling and sometime when she comes like that she acts funny with phone calls. The way she talks to some certain people so suspicious. But none the less she always feels cool with me and always wants to be around me. Could it be because of sex?

I noticed that she behaves single at school and even on social media. We do not chat or use social media, we added each other but at a point I had to take her off because she doesn't portray any thing that shows we are actually dating...i took her off all platform of social media and she wasn't perturbed about it. I don't actually know what's going on in school or her place of residence but I have a very strong feeling that she has been cheating on me and some other guy have been buying her things I can't get for her. But on top of this she was actually looking for school fees and I was deploying all methods to make sure she pays this on time and that alone made me confused!. We had a heated argument on Sunday and she was yelling and talking back at me... I left the house for her in annoyance only for me to come back and she is gone. She left a note that says that she is no longer interested. Guys please what should I do. I love this girl so frigging much. I can't sleep or think straight right now. It's almost impossible for me to start all over again. I feel hopeless. Please guys your advice!

Jes take it easy,gve urself time nd u wud heal..This love sef

luminouz:
*Rushes off to buy a crate of spirits* Beards must full by fire n water

Lwkm..no peel your face 4 me abeg..Gently,i will wait 4 you

luminouz:

Babe...for.me to get this one....I go reach 50 ooo...can u wait DAT long ni?
Manage the one I have naw.....u too like better thing...
Let's grow together joor....d beards will grow too

U dont nid d white beards,just get it dis full and clean nd we good to tumble under d sheets..

Martin0:
can also be possible now jare

True..If u are a gambler nd u wanna stake it all..it could end nice or terrible

Jes 30？Nice,bt i wud do more for my boo if hez if i can nd if hez worth it...

All of una wey dey up,una no c ambassador 4 dere？ So if i am an ambassador for an NGO dat is against discrimination of autism patients i av to b autistic？Na wa

I know say she get shop sha..Spend ur money anyways

After person go cum tell.me say all vanity..Abeg gve me d vanity,i need am cos its better to die a fulfilled death than leave an unfufilled life

prolove22:
COPY and PASTE
How to permanently end the Biafra agitation
A Yoruba friend asked me: Under what conditions would you support "One Nigeria" and let go of the Biafra agitation and let it die down and finally laid to rest for good?
Here was my response:
1. Close down Lagos ports and open up PH, Calabar, Onitsha and Warri ports.
2. Cancel all direct and major connecting flights to Lagos and Abuja airports only local connecting flights will be allowed. While this is being done, open up Enugu, Calabar, Owerri, Asaba, Uyo and PH to international flights direct and major connecting flights.
3. Ask all international and diplomatic missions to move their embassies and consulates from Lagos, Kano and Abuja to Enugu, PH and Calabar.
4. All federal governments’ agencies in Lagos and Abuja shall be relocated to Enugu, PH and Calabar. CBN, NNPC, e.t.c shall and must relocate to PH, Calabar and Enugu.
5. All multinational companies in Lagos and Abuja, shall and must relocate their offices to PH, Calabar and Enugu.
6.All oil companies must relocate their head offices to PH, as the oil capital of Nigeria.
7. Let the northern children gain admission into federal schools with 300 score points while the South Eastern Children should gain admission with only 20 score points .
8. Let all federal road projects in the North/SW should be handled by one local companies and the one in the SE/SS should be handled by Julius Berger and foreign construction companies.
If these conditions can be fulfilled and implemented for 50years , we can try one Nigeria and let see if you the North and SW will like it for a month. Meaning that Yorubas and Hausas needing to get international visas shall travel to PH, Calabar or Enugu to do that. Same with flying or connecting flights, same with shipping and importing their goods, etc etc.
The Yoruba friend replied: You can’t be serious, this is wickedness and I said... Really? Don’t you think South South and South. Eastern part of Nigeria have been suffering and enduring this very same wickedness for over 50 yrs?
He was quiet for a few seconds and said: Wow, you are right but it never occurred to me.
I said, that’s the problem with One Nigeria, those who are benefiting from it, love it and would love to maintain the status quo. Let each region develop at her own pace, with Airport, Seaports, industries, major projects open to be developed in any part of Nigeria without government interference or strangulation due to tribalism and nepotism!
Let Nigeria be fair to ALL irrespective of tribe, religion, and place of birth. Let there be true federalism and resources control, with the elimination of quota system and federal character in Nigeria. Let's have equal respect for one another irrespective of where the person is coming from in Nigeria. That is what Biafra agitation is all about.
THE SIMPLE TRUTH
Whoever tells you that if Biafra succeed or gain her independence that Igbos leaving in the North or Yoruba land will loose their properties and that things will become worst is an enemy and is among the people that are benefiting from the fraudulent arrangement that exist in Nigeria.
Yugoslavia broke into 6 countries namely: Serbia,Macedonia,Solvenia,Bosnia Hezegovia,Montengro and heaven did not fall.They did not leave their Job,leave their formal country before voting to leave....... after voting to leave, all those in the new created countries automatically become foreigners.
Malaysia broke into 2 namely: Malaysia & Singapore and heaven did not fall.
Pakistan broke into 2 namely: Pakistan & Bangladesh and heaven did not fall
United Arab Republic broke into 2 namely: Egypt & Syria and heaven did not fall
If Biafra go, it doesn't mean we can't travel anywhere again provided we have our traveling documents ready.
Why is it that Hausas & Fulanis see Biafra break up as war? Are you not tired of sucking & stealing our oil down to Kaduna reserve, Bornu reserve, and now Liberia reserve?
Allow Biafra to go because Biafrans have suffered a lot of humiliation,intimidation & marginalisation in the hand
of this wicked contraption called Nigeria.

Thank you