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Crime / Re: Native Doctors, Traditional Rulers Declare War On Badoo Group In Ikorodu. Photos by Dicedpineapple(f): 12:44pm On Jun 29, 2017
Where dem dey since?
Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Kill A Man In His Farm In Edo State(photos) by Dicedpineapple(f): 12:41pm On Jun 29, 2017
See as dat mumu dey up dere dey ask 4 picture.

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Crime / Re: Cultists Bury Their Dead Member In Delta Publicly (Pics) by Dicedpineapple(f): 12:35pm On Jun 29, 2017
I cannot waste my R.I.P abeg
Politics / Re: Nigeria Is Not A Free Country, North Control Affairs; Stop Lying– FFK Explodes by Dicedpineapple(f): 12:24pm On Jun 29, 2017
Truth is bitter

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Crime / Re: Photos Of The Lawsuit Filed By Kidnapper Evans Against Nigeria Police by Dicedpineapple(f): 12:20pm On Jun 29, 2017
I don't no y i have dis feeling dat this Evans saga wud die down soon nd he myt b freef
Politics / Re: Precious Chikwendu Shares Photo With Jonathan by Dicedpineapple(f): 12:12pm On Jun 29, 2017
GambaOsaka:


Really.....
Though I don't have issues with his personality, but I think he was not only Shoeless but also clueless, timid, and Spineless. HE wasn't ripe enough to rule Nigeria.
U are entitled to call him all u want.Even tho i agree wit some adjective u used in qualifying him,he was always dere wen u nid him.He myt have asslickd nd gave wrong judgement,bt he never bailed on us.Now we av an empty seat and a robot doing much more dan asslicking presiding over the affairs of the country working with audio massages dat wud nid an interpreter b4 d gist is gotten to make decisions.
Celebrities / Re: Bukola Adeeyo Delivers A Baby Girl (Photos) by Dicedpineapple(f): 12:07pm On Jun 29, 2017
davidif:


Wait What? I don't understand your arithmetic. Why does one need 3 billion for three kids in a country where a majority of the people live on less than $2.00 a day? What is that? Nigerian logic?
My logic.D joke was so apparent so i cant comprehend ur over seriously.The bad situation of Nigerias economy should not dampen over ability to crack or decipher d joke in a statement.Av a nice day
Celebrities / Re: Bukola Adeeyo Delivers A Baby Girl (Photos) by Dicedpineapple(f): 12:05pm On Jun 29, 2017
davidif:


Wait What? I don't understand your arithmetic. Why does one need 3 billion for three kids in a country where a majority of the people live on less than $2.00 a day? What is that? Nigerian logic?
My logic.
Romance / Re: The Pervert Starer by Dicedpineapple(f): 11:57am On Jun 29, 2017
redbeans:
emm.. How would you react if you noticed I was checking you out?
Depends on my mood and position.
Romance / Re: Advice Needed by Dicedpineapple(f): 11:54am On Jun 29, 2017
debspauly:
OK he is 33 ...and the difference is 15
Okay,its much,bt not dat much..So d decision is left to you,u no wat u want
Politics / Re: Precious Chikwendu Shares Photo With Jonathan by Dicedpineapple(f): 7:38am On Jun 29, 2017
GambaOsaka:

Are you for real?
Yes ,i am
Celebrities / Re: Adaeze Yobo On Kissing Spree At Baby's Dedication [PICS] by Dicedpineapple(f): 7:32am On Jun 29, 2017
judgedredd22:



italian kiss nko?

i still want to 'eat' diced pineapple for the rest of my days o!!! grin grin grin
Lol,italian kiss?dat 1 dey sef? Don't worry,the pinapple is still being diced
Celebrities / Re: Bukola Adeeyo Delivers A Baby Girl (Photos) by Dicedpineapple(f): 7:29am On Jun 29, 2017
davidif:


Sigh! Smh.
Scary line i guess.if u know dat,u shouldn't be claiming baba triplets..Mtchew
Religion / Re: Nigerian Catholics Begin Rosary Challenge Live On Instagram by Dicedpineapple(f): 12:19am On Jun 29, 2017
HisMajesty1:
Hail Mary Full of Grace the Lord is with thee,
Blessed are you amongst women and Blessed is the fruit of thy womb Jesus!
Holy Mary,mother of God,pray 4 all sinners,now and on the hour of our death,Amen..Proudly catholic

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Politics / Re: IPOB Man & Lady Take A Drive After Visiting Nnamdu Kanu by Dicedpineapple(f): 12:06am On Jun 29, 2017
Umu Chineke
Politics / Re: Precious Chikwendu Shares Photo With Jonathan by Dicedpineapple(f): 12:02am On Jun 29, 2017
My only Presido

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Celebrities / Re: Adaeze Yobo On Kissing Spree At Baby's Dedication [PICS] by Dicedpineapple(f): 11:57pm On Jun 28, 2017
Kiss wey no be french kiss,dat 1 na kiss?
Celebrities / Re: Kenneth Okonkwo And Ify Eefy Ike Hang Out In Abuja (Photos) by Dicedpineapple(f): 11:52pm On Jun 28, 2017
Her make up is a no no 4 me。 .I tink shez pretty bt mayb she wants to project so sort of image wit her look.
Crime / Re: 2 Side Chics Fight At Lokoja Confluence Beach Over LG Chairman (Video) by Dicedpineapple(f): 11:49pm On Jun 28, 2017
Na dem sabi
Celebrities / Re: Bukola Adeeyo Delivers A Baby Girl (Photos) by Dicedpineapple(f): 11:47pm On Jun 28, 2017
davidif:


All of the above.
Okay,i don mark am.Next question,u get 30 billion for d akant ?because 10*3 =30
Family / Re: Man Celebrates His Daughter's Birthday With A Crocodile In Edo State. Photos by Dicedpineapple(f): 11:40pm On Jun 28, 2017
Even with dat creature dead,u wud neva c me near it
Family / Re: Has My Wife Been Taking Me For Granted? by Dicedpineapple(f): 11:27pm On Jun 28, 2017
U saw signs and u thought she would change?Y do ppl kip using dat line when things finally turn sour?A lesson to unmarried folks,me inclusive,never and i mean ever have dat line of thought..U dont go to a strip club,pick a gal,try to change her using marriage as bait..If it works,tho the chances a very low,fine..But if doesnt work and backfires,u a a goner

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Family / Re: My Mother In-Law Checks My Phone, How Do I Stop Her? by Dicedpineapple(f): 11:17pm On Jun 28, 2017
tuscani:
I was angry initially when reading, I thought you were a female, but when I discovered that it was even your wife's mother, I just realised that you are such a fool. THE FAULT OH BRUTUS, IS NOT IN OUR STARS FOR IT IS IN US BECAUSE WE ARE WEAKLING
I initially tot the op was a female,mayb couldnt react for fear of her husbands anger or suspicion.Bt findn a man telln dis kinda story is sumhow in dis era of locks and patterns
Family / Re: My Husband Broke Up With Me Because I'm Yet To Conceive. Losing My Mind.. Help! by Dicedpineapple(f): 11:09pm On Jun 28, 2017
After 1 year?speechless shocked
Celebrities / Re: Bukola Adeeyo Delivers A Baby Girl (Photos) by Dicedpineapple(f): 11:06pm On Jun 28, 2017
davidif:


Whaaaat?? Inbox me then.
Y?do u release three diff batches of sperm at once or u av a certificate 4 1 shot ,three goals?
Romance / Re: Why Do Most Nigerian Ladies Look Dull Without Makeup (photos) by Dicedpineapple(f): 10:59pm On Jun 28, 2017
FitnessDoctor:


Interesting,

But I wonder why ladies are skipping this thread.. Lala247, IamKashybaby, refiner, dicedpineapple, and others please leave a comment

temmybuhnmy(f), Solvik(f), tosyne2much, dave4mhizsandy(f),id4krist(f), babyfaceafrica, edyfa(f), maureensylvia(f), shinarlaura(f), ADENIKETINA2015(f), Nnenna2too(f), Bekeee(f), Medunah(f), HayTeeHem(f), Lilyjoe567(f), muminatmustapha(f), TrapHedges(m),Olubee22(f), ikp120(m), stillwaters, Deefuray(f), Nma27(f), ugojay(f), bunches(f), nachW(f), Rutirexa(f), labonita1(f), vicfuntop(f), Mhissgaga(f), missnawty(f), n1ky(f), dexterush(f), Rukitop(f), AdedoyinO(f), unixomotee(f), Nife1(f), Zeenoble(f), AnthonioAlsaid(m), tosynomolara(f), Fabulocity(f), goldbim(f), skarlett(f), amakadihot87(f), ysekina(f), onyichick(f), Toks2008(m), onila(f), ZarZar(f), richieroxy(f),
What should i say nw..
susrite:
Simply put: make ups weren't available in the era of our ancestors, or let me say it was minimal. So the ladies of 'then' look like they are in their best.


In this era, the problem is that our eyes have adapted to seeing and complimenting the assistance rendered by make-ups on our ladies. Once these eyes sees naturality without extensive make-ups, it looks dull for the brain.
Romance / Re: Ladies Stop Saying Good Men Are Hard To Find by Dicedpineapple(f): 10:53pm On Jun 28, 2017
Martin0:
hahahaha u eh,ur mouth hmmm ok na,just dey rest eh,if u still need chef lemm know eh
no.wahala
Romance / Re: Fitnessdoctor Is A Scam! He Isn't Genuine - Here's Proof (Photos) by Dicedpineapple(f): 8:38pm On Jun 28, 2017
Martin0:
hahahahahaha no ooo,just make it more casual
Y now,i wanna look sexy 4 u na
Education / Re: UNIOSUN Final Year Student Missing (Photo) by Dicedpineapple(f): 7:02pm On Jun 28, 2017
i hope he is found
Celebrities / Re: Olajumoke Orisaguna Kneels Down To Thank Her Fans (pics,video) by Dicedpineapple(f): 6:58pm On Jun 28, 2017
Wahala dey
Family / Re: My Elder Brother's Wife Beat My Mum (Picture) by Dicedpineapple(f): 6:49pm On Jun 28, 2017
obamabinladen:
Mr man before you kill your brother's wife, hear from your brother and the wife first then have a meeting with them and your mum. Let everyone open up on what happened. Though it is very wrong for her to beat her mother in-law but then don't be too quick to retaliate as this may lead to a regrettable state. Some mother in-laws can be annoying and it takes a down to earth person to handle them better. For your brother, I must say that he has lost this marriage already. I don't see him bn in control of his home affairs.

MY LAST WARNING!


If you beat your SENIOR brother's wife, you have created an everlasting enemity in your family that will leave to hunt the entire generation.

MARK MY WORD.

Op,take this 1
Bt ehn..shoutout to all MIL dat are set out to frustrate their DIL and to all DIL that wud b beating up their MIL,pls change
Celebrities / Re: Ogbonna Kanu To Wife, Laura Ikeji: I Felt I Couldn't Love Anyone Until I Met You by Dicedpineapple(f): 6:44pm On Jun 28, 2017
hisroyalrealnes:
Enjoy!














Wait o......FTC!.....again?.......haba.........I think ama have 2 compose a robust appreciation speech....... (Clears throat)......first I will like to thank God for making it possible for me to achieve this....it can only be God my brother .....many tried and failed...some passed away trying to b FTC.....pls a minute silence for them....(bows head)./....I want to appreciate seun for creating a platform like this...though it has been hijacked by tribalists ....afonjas....ipob....herdsmen....including madmen...but we still thank God for d sane few like us.....I will also want to thank my landlord...Mr Okon.....for his patience....and everybody that believed in us.....that never doubted us....doubted our ability to hit FTC back 2 back.....God bless ya all....mama we made it!.....can't contain this excitement.......woooow!.....
Herdsmen,madmen abi?issoryt.Tank God say u dey behind keyboard

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