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Politics › Re: All APC Leaders United Behind Buhari - APC Campaign by DickDastardly(m): 3:43pm On Jan 18, 2015
Your day dream shall cease by morning of FAILbuhari 15th
Politics › Re: The Utter Hipocrisy Of Charlie Hebdo And The Western Media. by DickDastardly(m): 3:34pm On Jan 18, 2015
None of my business! I only hope the usual characters up North doesnt join their brothers elsewhere in destructive protest undecided
Politics › Re: I Can Cook Better Than Buhari’s Wife” – Patience Jonathan by DickDastardly(m): 3:20pm On Jan 18, 2015
When you see a true mother u go know. Mama peace, always natural and raw.
Ndi Nne maaaaama.......isooookwa
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Sports › Re: Bayern Munich Midfielder,arjen Robben Reportedly Bitten By A Crocodile by DickDastardly(m): 3:15pm On Jan 18, 2015
Was Suarez anywhere near them?......just thinking aloud grin cheesy


I suspect suarez in crocodile costume wink
Celebrities › Re: Sharon Oyakhilome Shows Off Long, Natural Hair (photo) by DickDastardly(m): 3:13pm On Jan 18, 2015
Tithe money at work and on full display cool
Thunder fire all Nigerian Pastors! Yes all of them, even you wey dey read me, your pastor too cool
Politics › Re: Why The North Is Not Responding To Charlie Hebdo Cartoons by DickDastardly(m): 12:30pm On Jan 18, 2015
Good thinking! The Carbage brains will only play their private lives into the hands of the futajarlon invaders and not Nigeria's seat of power. Enough of dragging everybody back with their eagerness and lust for blind and crass illiteracy and backwardness.
cool cool

The North is the only place that need "CHANGE" in Nigeria!
Sai Buhari for North East!
Christianity Etc › Re: I’ll Punch Anyone Who Insults My Mother – Pope Francis by DickDastardly(m): 8:53am On Jan 18, 2015
peteregwu:
pope is not a christian and was never a christian, he is beginning to show his true colour. he knows what you quoted in math 5:39 but he just want to give his followers another gospel.
Your type in islam make up isis, alshabab, bokoharam etal
Always annoyingly senseless.
Go to hell! cool
Christianity Etc › Re: I’ll Punch Anyone Who Insults My Mother – Pope Francis by DickDastardly(m): 8:51am On Jan 18, 2015
DDeliverer:
That is to say, if I insult you, you'll probably break my head..
And if I slap you, you'll probably kill me..

Matt5:39..But I say unto you, that ye resist not eveil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also..

The jesus I know preached peace...but his followers, I don't understand them..
Pharisees like u will always call him out!
He spoke in parable.
He is only saying that respect is reciprocal.
Dont read too much meaning into his direct sentence, rather seek wisdom in it.
Politics › Re: Jos: Stampede At Buhari’s Campaign Kills 2 by DickDastardly(m): 6:35am On Jan 18, 2015
Buhari is always associated with death, Whyhuh I pray God delivers him from this evil spirit of killy killy. Abey the man dey eat human killishi cheesy grin
Buhari go for exorcism today!
Cc:
TB Joshua
Adeboye
Oyedepo
Politics › Re: Confusion In Presidency, PDP Over Obasanjo by DickDastardly(m): 6:30am On Jan 18, 2015
Gambari people thread cool

Una sanu o! grin

In Asari's voice *GEJ till una return to Futajarlon* angry
Politics › Re: The Fall Of A President Arming A Geopolitical Region Against A Nation He Governs by DickDastardly(m): 6:23am On Jan 18, 2015
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Soloter:
YOU WILL NOW UNDERSTAND OBJ BETTER...PASTOR TUNDE BAKARE Says, "I support Buhari.". Rev MBAKA SAYS, "Goodluck is badluck to Nigeria--"Cardinal Okogie says: "President Jonathan should Forget Second Term----"Pastor Kalejaye of RCCG says: "Buhari, A BetterCandidate Than Jonathan---"Rev Chris Okotie says: "Jonathan's declaration has occult connotationPastor Bomang Moses says: "Go to the streets and spread the Gospel of Change. Ask them to Vote for Change, This is the turn of Nigeria........"Apostle Sulleiman says: "2015 election would be a replica of June 12 where the Nation will unite against a particular candidate----"Apostle Oludeji says:" In 2011, the masses choseGoodluck Jonathan but after the electionhe chose the politicians. Now its time to say goodbye---"Pastor Uchena says: "Use your PVC to claim back your Destiny because prayersalone can't change anything without good. leadership....."Pastor Uchena says: "My God told me that Buharimeans well for Nigeria. Poverty does notknowwhether you are a Christian or Muslim...."Pastor Peter Kayode says: "In 2012 i told my daddy in the Lord that President Goodluck is never a Christian but an agent of destruction...."@ SprinkleRE: NIGER DELTA READY FOR WAR!!!You are free to shareForwarded as receivedI was in conversation with a United Nation official yesterday and we were talking about the acquisition of warships by ethnic militant Tompolo, in a country were our brave soldiers are being starved off equipment. He told me point blank that in every major conflict he has assessed or being involved in as a UN official it all started with one fellow choosing to ARM an ETHNIC MILITIA as against the national army of the country,sometimes deliberately depleting the army before the violence starts.I first got reports of Niger Delta militant Asari Dokubo buying military helicoptersand hardware from diplomatic intelligence sources about 2 years ago. Shortly after that he was arrested in Benin Republic but released upon the intervention of our government. What I can see is very clear, JONATHAN is leading an effort to create an alternate military force in the Niger Delta to force the hands of the generality of NIGERIANS when the time comes. How else can one explain Tompolo a man once declared wanted for killing our soldiers now effectively taking over the duties of our navy?Where is all the money coming from? Doyou think the arms are being bought for boat parade or regatta? No they are to kill NIGERIANS.JONATHAN has never been able to rise to fill the position of the NIGERIAN Presidency, he acts like an ethnic war lord and at the rate he is going he is going to push us into the path of Liberian and Sierra Leone, while silly people are busy cheering him on.I have taken it upon myself to write a letter of complaint and warning to the United Nations Secretary General to pay attention to what JONATHAN and his cohorts are doing in Nigeria, seemingly pushing the country closer to a violent ethnic crisis.This crisis would consume the entire African continent if not checked.This morning I received this in my in box, and I couldn't help but shudder thatwe are dealing with really devious human beings who have mistakenly found themselves in power. Their attitude and body language says it all:"I'm really amused that we are all screaming murder years after the deed was done? It's well over 3 years that I have been screaming the overall plans and strategies of the south-south vs the behemoth Nigeria, i.e, their eventual emancipation! For the sake of many whohave not read or few who have taken these posts as scare mongering by Oyenuga Lanre Paul, I'll re summarise them here. To free their region of the shackles of endless exploitation and domination by the rest of Nigeria, the south-south decided as follow:1). Cripple the Nigerian Army's capacitiesto engage in sustained warfare: thus the encouragement of BH and decimation ofthe army's hardware and personnel.2). Ensure Nigeria is economically destitute and unable to spend on warfare: thus the unprecedented lootingof the treasury, resulting in our current vulnerability. Okonjo Iweala is not 'coordinating' for nothing.3). Is the military takeover of our coastalwaters by the south-south, which is whatthe coastal waterways protection contract with Government Tompolo was designed to guarantee. Let no one be deceived, less than 0.5% of our military, (including naval and air force) personnel can swim in an 8 foot deep pool, not to mention a river or coastal waters. Thus, how do you engage these toughened militia in their coastal waters, when we couldn't tackle BH in plain view?4th). Is the intense frustrations of the oil producing companies by the south southerners nouveau-riche to hand overthe onshore production bases to them by forced sale or outright disruption of their operations. As we chat here, 70% of the onshore operations have been sold off by the major players like shell, Mobil, etc.As well as the training of ex militants as pilots under amnesty Anyone doubting my claims of warning about these can browse through my timeline.IF THE SOUTH-SOUTH PULLS OUT TODAY, WE ARE SITTING DUCKS! The South-East are tagging along with the south-south, for obvious reasons and I don't blame them!The choice of Buhari is due to these calculations by our rulers in the South-West and the core North. Unless I'm paranoid, we have a scary situation ahead. I moved my family out as far back as 2011, based on this concerns.GEJ will very likely lose the elections in 2015, but the south-south will keep their oil. Can we afford a war with a region sitting on oil? Do we have a military capable of delivering our goal? Would it not be cheaper to renegotiate our federation?Or, would it be another Rehoboamic declaration of "To your tents o Israel"? GEJ ain't clueless, he's merely troubled by the plots he's a key player in?Viva Le Nigeria'.."! this is view is expressed by Oyenuga Lanre Paul and he has just spoken my mind.
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24Carat Unalloyed 100% Crap cool grin
Computers › Re: I Keep Losing Mobile Phone Signal In My Home by DickDastardly(m): 6:21am On Jan 18, 2015
Check wheither wintch plenty for that your yard. cheesy
Politics › Re: Is President Jonathan And Buhari Decieving Us? by DickDastardly(m): 6:15am On Jan 18, 2015
Larryfrank:
Have you guys seen this video? Of president Jonathan saying 'Sir' to Buhari, the two men hugging, laughing and asking each other how their campaigns are going? It happened at the 2015 election sensitization workshop on non-violence in Abuja on Tuesday. Continue Reading...
No they are not. GEJ Might be sincere with the hug, but notice the bulge underneath Buhari's Agbada. Thats not his stiff dick, but the long daga he intended running Gej through with. But as God would have it, Security around Gej was too tight so he never got the chance to carry out his DASTARDLY act cool
Romance › Re: Reasons Ladies In Diaspora Should Marry African Men by DickDastardly(m): 8:29pm On Jan 17, 2015
Oya where unu dey?
Politics › Re: Northern Youths Challenge Buhari Over Certificate by DickDastardly(m): 5:29pm On Jan 17, 2015
In KCee's voice *singing* grin

Reverse! .......... Buhari pullover..........mmmm Buhari pullover!
Show me your certificate.....oya pullover.......mmm Buhari pullover
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Politics › Re: See What Happened At Buhari's Campaign In Jos??? by DickDastardly(m): 2:31pm On Jan 17, 2015
You forgot to put "mamoth" before the "crowd" grin

And no single picturehuh
Politics › Re: Police Fire Tear Gas At Fresh Charlie Hebdo Protest In Niger by DickDastardly(m): 2:20pm On Jan 17, 2015
I hope our security formations are alert as their relatives in the north might try to copy their Niger brothers as usual cool
Politics › Re: Part Of Buhari's Medical Report Leaked. See Photos by DickDastardly(m): 11:18am On Jan 17, 2015
I support GEJ but this is disgusting. Has it gotten this dirty and ugly? Thinking on ignoring every thread that has APC, PDP, GMB, GEJ on it cause common sense and reasoning has left Nigerians. cool
Politics › Re: Expel Obasanjo Now, Clark Tells PDP by DickDastardly(m): 10:50pm On Jan 16, 2015
Tale of two Baboons grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Please What Do You Think Would Have Happened To The Looser? Pic by DickDastardly(m): 10:34pm On Jan 16, 2015
Looks more like car accident victim undecided
Family › Re: Man Impregnates, Dumps 17-Year-Old In Ogun (Photo) by DickDastardly(m): 6:13pm On Jan 16, 2015
Oby Ezekwesili oya come yap here cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: What Happens Immidiately After Death by DickDastardly(m): 5:41pm On Jan 16, 2015
Then their woman starts poking another man while their men continue poking other holes too sad
Christianity Etc › Re: Don't Campaign On Pulpit, Adeboye Warns Redeemed Pastors. by DickDastardly(m): 5:18pm On Jan 16, 2015
Oskind'banjo take note! cool
Politics › Re: President Jonathan Visits Wounded Soldiers In Maiduguri Today....see Photos by DickDastardly(m): 10:02pm On Jan 15, 2015
Portharcourt city breed! Fearless and Smart!
Aboy we dey your back. Anybody wen point you finger better matter go hol' am. cool

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