₦airaland Forum

adegunwa4real:
Bros...why na? U come dey expose urself for here? Chai...u don dey make me dey suspect say na for Road dem born you, cos that's where most accidents occur (I no say u be accident o) just suspecting ni

missberrypop5:
wow double wow . How did you know? Do you have to expose me?

Drat! Double Drat!! Was only kidding oooo!

adegunwa4real:
Na wa o.....this early morning! Jobless kids everywhere

Effiong calabar boy, u don wash madam underwear finish?

Cooljoe1:

ur fada left yansh

Ur malee hairy dry monkey nyansh

SuperMartins:
Swag when be lyk who dey follow cow sleep inside bush

SuperMartins:
DickDastardly ..why u no use ur pic as dp abi ur face be lyk who get accident

If you dare me...i go put am o! But only say wen your mama see the fine boy no pimple im must surely abandon una for house follow my swag .

Jennimma:

Babe na yoke o!

missberrypop5:
hehehehehehehe, make i comment before them delete the thread

You don take style carry ur cousin pic dey collect "like" for NL. My pipo no know say the real u head front be like "dry agege bread" and the back like"extra garri"

Cooljoe1:
a chick luk lyk uuu,i wonder wat u av been doinq 2d mother at nyt

I hope that aint ur sis o! lyk srsly

Jennimma:
Sweetheart,i was only spacebooking o

Na lie, na gossip carry u come......oya receive extra 2ft in jesus name!

Unibenstudent:
DickDastardly why is ur life about. Dick?

No let make i open your nyansh here o you gain admission for uniben 7th oct 1998....reach now you still dey loiter there.....na so dem tell you say dem dey take become VC?

Cooljoe1:
nd u knw wat?

Whaaat?

Jennimma:

Erm....are you sure u are up to 3ft? I think its time Nairaland put some height barrier on their registation page. Midgets everywhere

Cooljoe1:
CURSE NOT!!!

Yeah...bla bla ........chilling in your poultry right?

naijaboiy:
i was thinking of starting with you

Not when you've not told me what the blings on ya neck is made of Copper? Zinc or Alluminium

FruityLass:
Present sir

Okpolo eye no be open eye.......ask oritshefemi

iyisco2001:
Choi, nairaland's been breeding a lot of peeps these days o, *draws my seat and sits down.*

Iyisco mess master! We beg you pls no gas effluent here tonight or we all'd be dead by the time your asss close curtain

chibwike:
Lol..am interested

Do you ever change that shirt? Or thats some 2nd skin o'urs os som'ing

MizMyColi:

Squeezed face Stop using dried leaves as wiper after toilet and you'd be happier in life
Btw, the leaves you are searching for in that bag was used by your bushman boo, so quit searching

Excluding the teacher o!

Welcome class......all stand....sit.....stand......sit.....stand.....sit

In this class anything is allowed....we will be learning about the power of the middle finger.
But first of all, pick any poster above you and channel mild and veiled curse at them so that we can identify your individual cursing strenghts and weakness

The curses starts now

Those days the NTA starts around 5pm with RAINBOW on its screen accompanied by the phiiiiiiiiiiiii sound!
Then they show some cartoon reruns and some other boring programmes. We still patiently wait till that time, that time when the old man with his flute on top of a tree appears accompanied by the sound tandadan dadandan tan tan tan

Spare us your tales by moonlight

Made up story

........Marking attendance register!



All students interested in this 4unit course ....... Curses101 should check in here!

Visiting lecturer: Prof. Dastardly!

School opens now.....!

All i see is hardened CRIMINALs without conscience.

Poor and low income earners keep off!

This lovely thread is up for grabs. Will go to the highest bidder. Opening price is $29b.

Bidding starts now...........

firstEVA:
hard luck, he isn't picking his calls

try again pls

firstEVA:
ok, lemme phone seun, I have his phone number, let's see how it goes.

Thank you

firstEVA:


On a second thought, 2017 isn't that far, you'll be there soon

Are you a wicked person

CORTANA:
you are hereby discharged and acquitted. lolz

Your court no reach to handle this case o Na seun supreme court i dey inside now And no spoil show for me o! Or kuku follow beg them for my head