₦airaland Forum

Keneking:
Who says Buhari can't defeat your paymaster round and square?

at how husky your voice sounded when you yapped this line

Good News

We only wish to totally annihilate Bokoharam, nothing more, nothing less!

egift:
Now PDP have activated Fear-Mongering - It will not stop the Zoologist heading back to the Zoo.

How senseless can people be
So the serikin hausawa is now a PDP spokesperson? Thank God you didnt tag him "flat head" just to drag the igbos into it!

WBTM

Noted

sureteeboy:
Host of the 2015 Africa Cup of Nations, Morocco on Thursday
officially informed Confederation of African Football (CAF) that
they are no longer willing to host the bi-annual tournament.
The North African country had earlier asked CAF to postpone the
tournament due to the spread of Ebola virus in parts of West
Africa.
However, the continental football body had insists that the
tournament will go on in January 2015 as originally scheduled.
Morocco has now
informed CAF that
the tournament pose a health and security risk to its citizens if it
should hold on the earlier agreed date and since both parties
could not reach a compromise they are no longer interested in
hosting the competition.
Morocco’s withdrawal puts CAF in a desperate position. With less
than three months to go to the kickoff of the 2015 Nations Cup, the
continental football governing body is yet to announce
replacement for the North African country.
Already, host of the 2013 edition, South Africa have been tipped to
rescue CAF from this quagmire as they seem to most prepare to
host the tournament on such a short notice.
www..com/morocco-officially-withdraw-from-hosting-nations-cup#

Endorsed!

Fayose is our man for life!

Ok now that we've seen, i guess we stand on our heads next

(1) Principled people
(2) Sincere People
(3) People who love merit
(4) People who hate corruption
(5) People who love equality and equity
(6) People who fear God
(7) People who value life more than power and money
( Lovers of united Nigeria
(9) Those who hate God fatherism
(10) No-nonsense people.

Thanks.

Old man with old mentality.
Buhari = Lagbaja











Nothing for the old bag of weakened bones!

Dearest Osuofiason,
Please forgive us all for trying to compare an IROKO TREE with a "shrub" called saka. Funny enough, the hungry looking saka is not even qualified to be placed side by side with the likes of Mr Ibu, as he is only famous for tasteless and dry adverts. Its obvious that the thread was borne out of tribal sentiments and not merit.
See you in Udi this Xmas. Dont forget to keep my favourite fresh palmwine for me.
Your brother in mischief,
DickDastardly.

omenka:
And this is the answer to which of the questions exactly, mr D@ft??

It seems "he's a terrorist" isn't working anymore so you fools unanimously agreed to adopt "he's too old"...

What a confused buncha dungbeetles.

Omenkahno Moroness is your name now Buhari?
In your quest for political daily bread you even forgot your own surname
Easy naa

Aso Rock is not a museum where aged, old things are kept!
Nigga should check into an old people's home already

Bush"meat"fm with Ebola News

Dear Jonathan,
Goodday Sir, how's madam and your children. I hope they are fine and dandy. If so doxology.
Forgive me for writing through this medium as i dont know the exact P.O Box for Aso Rock.
I hereby humbly apply for the post of a minister in your cabinet. This i had to write after learning that seven of your ministers has resigned. With this evidence, i'm sure nobody will tell me "no vacancy" cause i witnessed their resignation myself.
I am very qualified to be a minister. I have all it takes. For example, i taught three subjects in at Enitona high school borokiri PHC in my NYSC days. So you see, i am good to go for EDUCATION MINISTRY.
My cover letter and CV shall be hand delivered to you when i am called for interview. Sir my only fear is the senate interview session where i am sure to mesmerize those senators to the point of jealousy. If it comes to "man know man", i can assure you that i know you and your family very well from way back in Portharcourt. You see there's nothing i lack as regards this ministerial post. I promise to abide by any agreement that shall before my assumption of office. I also promise that once appointed, all your enemies shall automatically become my enemies. I pledge100% unalloyed loyalty to your government.
Thanks as i wait eagerly to get a response from you.

Faithfully yours,
DickDastardly(CON)

Nigeria will win Sudan by 6 goals to 1 today

Nig 6 - 1 Sud

TunjiMsp:
Why are you making noise, ban your self by not logging on to this site, abi na by force

My hands are tied!

FP pls

Seun, if i miss this job opportunity

Dear Jonathan,
Goodday Sir, how's madam and your children. I hope they are fine and dandy. If so doxology.
Forgive me for writing through this medium as i dont know the exact P.O Box for Aso Rock.
I hereby humbly apply for the post of a minister in your cabinet. This i had to write after learning that seven of your ministers has resigned. With this evidence, i'm sure nobody will tell me "no vacancy" cause i witnessed their resignation myself.
I am very qualified to be a minister. I have all it takes. For example, i taught three subjects in at Enitona high school borokiri PHC in my NYSC days. So you see, i am good to go for EDUCATION MINISTRY.
My cover letter and CV shall be hand delivered to you when i am called for interview. Sir my only fear is the senate interview session where i am sure to mesmerize those senators to the point of jealousy. If it comes to "man know man", i can assure you that i know you and your family very well from way back in Portharcourt. You see there's nothing i lack as regards this ministerial post. I promise to abide by any agreement that shall before my assumption of office. I also promise that once appointed, all your enemies shall automatically become my enemies. I pledge100% unalloyed loyalty to your government.
Thanks as i wait eagerly to get a response from you.

Faithfully yours,
DickDastardly

Tenim47:
Una dey make noise abeg

Na your shirt i go 1st tear then your okpolo eye go clear

Keneking:
[s][/s]

It is yours - you have just incited those unprintable words.

In your voice *Jonaoooooooooooooh till 2019*

I must be totally dependent on him for that to happen.
Self-made millionaires like me don't worry about such. Him no go even think am.
I pity the Daddy's pets with lots of inheritance and total dependence on family financial heritage, that's where such occours 100% of the times.
I made myself

menix:
Then prove it 2 mii by callin dat banner a morafuka...

Ok,


MORAFUKA!

Bullshiit from the normal angle!
Buhari should go to hell and burn small.

menix:
Oya dey go, I don ban u...

I'm serious o!

I'm waiting

I wouldn't wanna say the reason here.

Mynd_44, the BANNER over me, over to you. Make you display your banning skill small