₦airaland Forum

firstEVA:
your post does not look like a plea.

What you can do is mention the mod who placed a ban on you or follow him, then apologies profusely

Follow him? But i don know his house

firstEVA:
obviously a lawyer, love a lawyer it's legal

Pls beg them for me

I wish to join my muslim brothers and sisters back in that section

Please somebody help me beg them to unban me

I promise to be of good beheviour if unbanned in islamic section. I have many moslem friends and miss them in that section.
Seun please

I was banned in Islamic section for my habitual trolling activities(who doesnt troll once in a while ). As if that wasnt enough, i later discovered that the ban will expire on an unexisting day by my calculation. That date is null and void, so ask the management of Nairaland to strike out this ban as it lacks merit. I will also demand that by order of mandamus, the mod Messrs mclantuji should be restricted from any direct dealings on my monicker.
I also seek the management to further compel messrs latunji to offer my person an unreserved appology for the time and resources i invested in discovering that the said date is a sham and scam.

Pls bros, don't be offended, but he's yet to score the highest on the bed I think that record is held by a certain player by name Tuface Idibia .
He plays for Hypertek Bedball Club Lagos

I know majority of Nairalanders are in this category but will not accept it openly. They are mostly found in the Political section doing e-war for and against APC and PDP. This is because they hardly get employed by any reasonable employer aside evil politicians
There are more males than females in this category. They never run short of curse words, as if it was a 4unit course they did in school
You know yourselves, come now and tell us how it came to be.
Dont let me call names cos i will do after 10mins.

........contd

(6) Get close to dons, it helps to make you stand out. Dont just be another faceless student to 'em. Ask smart questions in class and seek them out after class for further clarifications. That way they'd know you have a target and might aid you unknowingly!
(7) Read, Re-read, Read again and Re-read even some more. With more practice comes perfection.
( This should have been number one, but nevertheless, keep very close to whatever you worship. It helps in maintaining your 360 life circle!
(9) Compete healthily with best. It does wonders as it tends to bring out the best in you!
(10) Avoid Student Unionism! You can easily be witch-hunted. It happened to me, though i wriggled outtavit!
Bon Voyage to the pretigious Island of 1st Class!
NB: 1st Class gurantees you nothing in life after school. It only stands you out while you have to still fight fairly to earn any living. Goodluck!

menix:
Dat means most of our APC leaders re frm dat specie of spiders..
Buh mk dem no worry PDP nah wall gecko..

everything now has an APC/PDP rivalry angle.
Funny you

DickDastardly's 10 1st Class Commandments!

(1) Stay away from bad biatches. Books and Booobs dont mix!
(2) Watch the bad Hommies, they'd try to pull you into their hussle but dont let 'em cos you'e gat yo eyes on the prize!
(3) Parties and clubbing are no nos cos you'd be wasting yo reading time!
(4) Never join the back seat crew cos lecturers will always mark you and when exam comes, no matter what you write they'd still feel you aint worthy of it!
(5) Take notes, expecially salient points like yo life depend on 'em. Most times the don spills his exam questions without knowing.
(6) loading..........

literarymathy:
If you fall into the category, all you need do is to tell us a story
The story is of how you did it, the trying moments, the bad moments, the good ones, how life has been after you gained it, your life then in school, etc etc. As much as you can and tell us the story with the aim to inspire.

Ok, you asked for it!

I can only see underage yandabas in that picture

Speak English please

I smell....

I am here
What do you wan?

If Asari Dokubo's involvement version made homepage here, i think this version exonerating him should also be made to be on homepage.
Btw, between Asari Dokubo and Lai Mohammed, we now know who is the true milliatant!
Allahu Akbar!

Dont die in silence, unburden your heart today. Lets share your challenge together.
Thanks

CORTANA:
Sir my wife is always taking side with my houseboy when ever he does something wrong. I feel there is more to this her action than i know. Should i confront her or just relieve the guy of his duty?
Please help before i make a wrong decision

I think you are being over reactive about this, but one cannot be too certain. Do you have any evidence or ever met them is a compromising situation. If you have not, think you worry less about this. But if your wife is not the generally kind type, then you are justified to be concerned. You are adults, call your wife and have a heart to heart talk with her. But if 80% of factors point to their compromise, then you might be justified to send him away before he sows his biological seed in your vineyard. Lol!

bigFOOTcaveMAN:
Thanks sire!

Welcome.
I'm always willing to serve Nairalanders!

bigFOOTcaveMAN:
My Calabar househelp always walk around the house naked whenever my wife leaves the house. I have tried to ignore her seerally but my thunderbolt rod is always thinking otherwise. My fear is that i may sooner or later give in

Thats an obvious seduction attepmt. It starts like harmless adventure, but soon snowballs into marriage threatening scandal. If you dare give in, believe you me, you either get her pregnant or she hangs a pregnancy she got from outside on your neck. And she can get you infected and when you infect your wife in turn all help will be let loose. Caution her sternly now, but if she continues doing that, your only option is to do away with her. She is a ticking time bomb if you ask me. Thanks!

Please put this on Front Page for benefit of many homes being troubled by topic!
Cc
Seun
Obinoscopy
Mynd_44
Pascal09
Etc.
Thanks.

You have a maid and you are always having issues with her? Either she is molesting or abusing your kids or you are the one always abusing her due to her irritating behavior? And maybe your husband has been satisfying himself sexually with her and you dont even know? Maybe she's even a slut that serves the landlord, tenants, male members of your household, hood boys etc Solve that problem today! Open your hearts hear and nip that problem in the bud today! Or you might end up having a marital rival
A lot of issues do come with having househelps, and the essence of this thread is to quell that Madam/Maid tension and get you to leave a less apprehensive and happier life in your househousehold.
Husbands can also ask questions partaining to Madam's cruelty to househelps and househelp's seduction twarting guideline
Here we go.......

DickDastardly is Psychologist of repute at the Paris University, FRANCE!

Ebekue dike, biko gbaa mbo nebalu idi ocha Onitsha anya.
Ndewu ndi be anyi nu

Animal in human skin

Our own muslims here will tell us its political. Infact Oritshejafor, Gej and Asari hand must dey inside

I still fight every now and then! It always end ugly for my opponent.
Bottle smashing things

hannesy:
U ve finally gone bunker bt I will keep praying 4 u lol

Nigerians and breaking the law. Didnt you see what i wrote about non-stakeholders in Ashewo business to keep off

No silly viewing pls!

2nd thought.......
.......Ashewo men(patrons) and women can come in with their contributions too

If you dont own an Ashewo joint keep off.

Agenda: The Way Forward in the Face of Stiff Competition and Misfortunes from Government Clampdown!
Here we go....