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I need that medal more than the old white haired bag of bones, if only its pure gold

Idleness of mount evarest level


Now thats what i think u look like

DickDastardly: Thats an excursion picture. I know nepal like my palm
Quit lying

Disclaimer!
I was only yoking when i wrote this. I have no fact to prove or disprove Op's position. It was just for mischief.
I regret any damage this my action might have caused Op.
Dick is really and truely sorry this time. Folly gone too far if u ask me



Now op, will u let me be the ........below.......in your cupboard tonite?

BoiledCorn: if you want front page, just pay 1500 into this account, no matter how studip ur thread is

UBA
GBENGA IBRAHIM MYND44 OBIEZE
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Goodluck

Thief of Baghdad!

Seun come and do a "disclaimer" here b4 dem dupe pipo in ur name o

onuwaje: I made front page when I created a thread about my tour to cross river state until ebola virus attacked nairaland database am sure there were many of us like that or am I alone?

I smell.......u-know-wat naa!

edozie04: Post real news,not any copy and paste and you can put a good research work and watch it make frontpage with few or no comments

Bla bla
Easier said. Post screenshot of your fp thread or i don bliv it

obizzy: Click like if you think the Op is just trynna make It to Front page

Now i hope you are not tryna knock job for me

I can see "boiledcorn" peeping

edozie04: I have made FP before on my previous account before seun put a ban of no return to me

Ok
Share your trick with the failures that has never made like me and you

edozie04: Does FP add a penny 2 my bank account

I know u'd say that, but no so soon.
Looser!

Seun we need this on front page please!

Share your thought on this your continued failure to make it to this Seun's promised land.
Why has this perpetually eluded you.

Those who regularly make front page can also give one or two guidelines for the ones in the unfortunate category to use as blueprint and roadmap to this promised land.

Oya make we yan

Sillllly question

Thats an excursion picture. I know nepal like my palm
Quit lying

There is no way am not gonna make FP with this Master Stroke achieved with my midas touch.
Hehehehejejemuchecheche

Dick is a Genius!

Even mischief has bounds. How can somebody wake up and all that comes to their mind is to open a thread to attack a tribe, religion etc. Stereotyping is worse than ignorance. I also was alarmed at the immensity of this cancer, judged by the quick and multitude response such threads generate. I tried to study the prominent characters involved here on nairaland and discovered that they are mostly bitter individuals. They never see beyond that lens of bigotry.
Bigots are most times hungry, jobless, pained, depressed, frustrated, hopeless, short-sighted, dirty-minded, disillusioned, angry, lost individuals. In their little minds, they always believe they are fighting for their group. When in actual sense they are only trying to boost their ego by putting others down. But do they really achieve that? The answer is capital NO cause once the battle here is over they go back to their tribal, spiritual, social, financial etc lows, which is the stack reality they were trying to feed in the first place by putting others down.
Bigotry can never make you better than anyone, it can only give you a temporary false succour. Truth is that people with self-worth dont put others down.
So if you are always involved in bigotry of any nature on Nairaland or any other platform, know it today that it can never change your miserable status in life. You can only change your status by striving and working positively harder to better place the group you profess.

Prof. Dick Dastardly.

One more mischief then i'll vacate thread

parzdor: .

This is even worse.

No more crazy smileys please!

I prefer "likes"

No "likes" yet

I woke up this morning and was having this feeling that today is my birthday.
Well who knows, it may be. And maybe if it is, the civil thing to do is for fellow Nairalanders to wish me an unconditional HBD.
Seun pls make my day by sending this to.......u-know-where FP

And i wouldnt mind getting some "Likes" too

People do worse things and still go about shamelessly, so why commit suicide
I no beliv this gist mehn!

Too early for comments.

He was silent, it was golden
He spoke and it was platinium!



Happy Birth Day
Wise one

babyosisi: I have always want to know what people think
A widow is a woman whose husband is dead
But if she killed her own husband,could she also be grouped as a widow
If there were benefits for widows ,will she be included or excluded?

Yes, she will be a widow in jail serving life or get a date with the hang man's noose